#husk is in shock

[maternity-morningstar]

can we get to reveal of the baby please 🙏🏻

Husk: *still in shock* Oh…uh…you mean…the baby or the egg? Probably both…well…here’s the uh…egg…

Husk: It’s bizarrely designed…I…can barely fathom this. And the baby…she’s over here…

Husk: She’s adorable. But she’s smaller than we anticipated. Cause ya know…the egg *looks uneasy*

Baby Girl is around 3 pounds and as long as a ruler.

The egg is 1 pound, and the size of two hands

[limpnoodles]

I'm still processing over the fact my very manly father, who is a very straight white, manly man, put on the song "Loser Baby" in the car and proceeded to turn to me and say,

"Have you heard this one?"

[crispyliza]

It's so funny how Husk calls Angel Dust "kid" bc they were born around the same time and even if Husk was an old man when he died, Angel was like 35 so not a typical age to be called "kid" 😭😭

[purplehalnw]

Everyone's reactions to Adam getting stabbed:

[vypridae]

it genuinely baffles me that people still think vox is some precious baby that needs to be protected and kept from val at all costs. are we like... are we watching the same show?

[shootinwebs]

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( content notes: alastor doing The Sex, implied )

alastor: (is a bit startled late at night by angel and husk "going to town" super hard in angel's room down the hall -- like, serious bed-thumping levels)

alastor: (suddenly starts thinking about vox out of nowhere when he hasn't thought about him in That Way in actual years)

alastor: ..........what the fuck

[the-ineffable-wanderer]

I'm just curious. This is for the main cast only. Feel free to let me know who and why in the comments and/or notes.

[squorttle-pox]

please. i need alastor with his hair up so we can see the side of his head. second set of ears or smooth flesh prairie?

[poisonedspider]

"....my straight exception fuck list is longa' than ah' was expectin'."

[saltwatersweets]

i could talk about husk and alastor’s relationship for hours its not even funny. what is their deal. alastor often oversteps husk’s physical boundaries in the pilot. husk frequently backtalks and insults alastor and cusses him out and faces no consequences. alastor could easily force husk to work at the hotel but decides to butter him up with alcohol. it says in the wiki that alastor considers husk to be among his closest companions, with the likes of niffty and ROSIE (though admittedly i doubt this is still canon). husk brings alastor’s leash up to his face and seems surprised when alastor, the guy who kickstarted his career in hell by KILLING OVERLORDS WHO DISSED HIM, snaps at him, implying alastor does not often pull rank like this. speaking of alastor’s deal, how the hell does husk even know alastor HAS ONE. did alastor just randomly tell him about it over a bowl of popcorn and ice cream like a duo of middle school girls’ gossip. i heavily doubt it. what is up with these two.

[nychthemeron-rants]

I am so close to making a Hazbin AU where Angel is Niffty's dad because making this post and THIS vvvv

Fucking image made the idea go from "huh, funny coincidence" to full on brainrot.

[mckeeks]

you’ve got daddy issues?

I said I’d do the costest and I kept my word; just need to wait on the final bits coming! 💛

[brainrot-stitch]

Oh btw. Here's the silly billy

:3

size comparison under the cut

!!!

I'm like 5'6 I think and the guy in the size comparison is me so someone taller would be a bit taller than that I think

[blue-rose-soul]

The Devil's Dear Friend AU -Luci's gonna have so many feelings. Does he cry? Does he hug her? What's this about child support? A son? He has a- Had a son? Where is he? Why is Nicaise here?!

I think his first reaction is to faint.

Once he recovers enough to properly ask about the child support, Nicaise is just, 'Oh, right, so remember when we banged? Yeah, I got pregnant from that.' And then Lucifer faints again. So does Charlie. And Vaggie.

Lucifer's both saddened and relieved to learn that his youngest child isn't in Hell... until it occurs to him that this means that his youngest child is in heaven. With Sera and the rest of the elders who banished Lucifer from both Heaven and Earth. But... it's been around a hundred years since Alastor and Nicaise both died and so far Heaven hasn't done anything worse than they usually do so maybe no one has figured it out?

When Charlie secures her meeting with Heaven, she goes with two goals in mind; secure Heaven's support for the Hazbin Hotel, and find her little brother.

[mpreg-ask-blog]

Wait so are they Wendy 1 and Wendy 2?

Husk: As funny as that would be, I’ve been referring to the right twin as Daphne while the left twin is still Wendy. The nurses have ‘Shock and Lock’ down on their names, I think it’s an inside joke.

[helldustedstories]

@hzbinsouled asked: OTPs + nOTPs + Stolas, Husk aaaand Echo? 👀

to ship or not to ship // accepting

OTP: Stolas/Blitz. It's Blitz. That's pretty much it. (And no one was surprised. XD) NOTPs: Stolas/any women, especially Stella; Stolas/Vero (this one also gets its own space cause I've seen a lot more of it since AT and it makes me uncomfy), Stolas/Ozzie, Stolas/Andre, Stolas/Val

(Really, Stolas needs more friends than he does anything else, and since my brain just.....can't ship him with anyone other than Blitz, oops.)

OTPs: Husk/Angel (obviously. xD), Husk/Kasumi, Husk/happiness? (I'm probably missing some oops) NOTPs: Husk/Alastor, Husk/Val

(Those are my Big Feelings; I could probably be persuaded for most other things. ^^)

OTPs: Echo/Kasumi, Echo/Molly, Echo/Thatcher NOTPs: Echo/Val (he rubs them the wrong way)

(Echo is pretty open, considering! Haven't done too much with them, and they're a little shit, so everyone should be aware of that. ^^)