#humans are fragile

[whitetiger1249]

Ch. 2 Lesson #3: Humans are fragile. Bring a lot of bandaids.

How to be Human 101 by Professor Michael Realman

Lesson #3: Humans are fragile. Bring a lot of bandaids.

Bring lots of bandaids. Humans and by extension, you and me, are fragile. Whoever designed humans made them stupidly fragile. There’s even this show called 1000 Ways to Die. Granted, the show does use artistic license but some of the incidents are based off real events. 

[proxycrit]

Linktober Day 14, akkala skyview tower!

Part of the duo’s jobs as Purah’s interns are to help with the remapping project of Hyrule after the Upheaval. Link’s the only little man sturdy enough to WANT to be flung out of a modified human canon attached to a cable, I think. (Introducing part of the research team! We have Jerrin, a hylian-sheikah researcher; bilson, a rito bolson employee; and truckson, a tarry town goron.)

Want to see more of my TOTK AU where zelda doesnt go back in time? Check out this master post:

And my patreon if you wanna drop like two dollars for my sketchbook :0

[bruciemilf]

To help encourage Jason not to kill anymore, Bruce challenges him to try to take criminals down with his guns without killing them. Or maybe he just buys Jason a bow and arrow.

love Bruce, but that man has more accidental kills than Jason has intentional ones, probably

[pwurrz]

truthless recluse really disassociated so hard he basically became a completely different person. he fought so hard to convince shadow milk cookie that all the torture and torment he was putting him through wasn’t effecting him, that he was finally broken down and apathetic to all that was happening around him.. but on the inside he was terrified.

the trauma of everything he’d experienced, of learning his entire life, everything he worked for, what he had decided was his entire worth and purpose in the world was destined for a path of corruption before the moment he was even born shook him to his very core, but he couldn’t let that show. he couldn’t even hint at how lonely and full of pure despair he was because that’s a sign of weakness, and he knows very well how shadow milk cookie responds to that.

i can’t imagine how utterly miserable pure vanilla must have felt at that moment in time. the light inside his eyes died, nothing left but a lifeless husk of the person he used to be. when he offered to become a cookie of deceit, to share his soul jam with shadow milk so they could rule the world together through chaos and lies… i almost believed him.

and then he pulled the rug out from underneath everyone’s feet by taking control of the soul jam, once he had gotten shadow milk to trust him and put his power into it, shattering it and creating a new one using nothing but sheer willpower. do you understand how insane that is?? the soul jam was given to the ancient heroes as gifts from their ‘gods’, granting them immortality as well as unprecedented power. it’s divine power, a power that took a team of the world’s greatest scientists with the most advanced technology to figure out how to borrow and wield even a fraction of its power.

and pure vanilla not only broke that, but then proceeded to forge an entirely new one.

i lost the plot somewhere along the way, but the point was originally supposed to be: don’t let anyone tell you cookie run kingdom is a childish game for children. it absolutely is not. the fact that they’re all cute cookies is a way to lower your guard before ambushing you with the most fucked up and traumatizing establishing lore ever seen in a mobile game about fucking baked goods.

[fumifooms]

[trchrswtrs]

I had a dream about Sebek and a fly.

Sebek was going about his normal business, when he noticed a fly sitting on his hand. He casually brushed the fly off, before lifting his gaze to resume his duties. However, out of the corner of his vision, he caught sight of the fly, back on his hand. He swatted at it again. But somehow, it remained where it was. He shook his hand, twisted it about, swiped at it multiple times but no matter how hard he tried to get rid of it, the fly remained on his hand. Growing increasingly frustrated, he even tried to crush the fly in his hand. But the fly still remained. He couldn't help but let out a cry of anger and upset as tears began to stream down his face, for he was desperate to be rid of this fly. This fly that would not release its hold on him. This fly that clung to the back of his mind every second of the day. And there was nothing he could do but despair.

[fixing-bad-posts]

mortality is fear. mortals are in danger. threat here found to a mortal.

[boar-cry]

after death ; life again.

what a lovely bouquet! what's the occasion?

[mxtxfanatic]

I almost wanna say that Hua Cheng’s title is a misnomer in the same way Wei Wuxian’s is in the title of mdzs. The people who do not know and absolutely do not like him consider him as the “blood rain” that’s reaching for the flower, but Hua Cheng in the event that earns him that name isn’t the rain, he’s the umbrella. He’s always been the umbrella shielding the flower, just as the blood rain has always been the corruption of the heavens and earth trying to stain the flower with their filth. (And just in case this needs to be said, obviously Xie Lian is the flower 🤗)

[anxiousapplepie]

I saw a sneaky mention of someone called 'Mort' in the tags of the most recent Rose Knight post; might we learn some more about him? I'm guessing he's somehow 'in-charge' of the main crew, and that must be a time for *many* reasons.

You don't know the half of it, mate! XD Mort! My favorite middle-aged idiot! You may learn a little about him, and even get some scraps of art about him while we're about it! :3

Mort is one of the fighting instructors for the Rose Queen's army, and he specializes in training the "weird ones" that no one else knows what to do with. He was forced to retire very early from his career due to self-sacrificing heroics medical shenanigans, but despite his limited mobility and even worse physical health, he's ready to take any challenge offered to him and he is deadly committed to protecting his favorite people.

Although he really wishes the Rose Queen would stop giving him so many unhinged weirdos to teach. But not like he's got anything better to do, besides ruminating on every mistake that got him to this position in the first place XD

[gravelsong]

Okay there's already that post that talks about the parallels between the previous scene with Thundercracker and the humans vs Starscream and the humans but this is the direct moment after that and. Ohh this is so good. Thundercracker let them go because they're fragile and can't physically hurt them, and Soundwave agrees on that but he knows that they'll tell what happened (considering how Soundwave was a communications officer, he probably knows how fast word travels better than anyone) so they have to die anyway. "Regrettable but necessary", it's for the greater good of the mission

[john-ts-sh-ai]

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[cheschesterpossum]

You know how protoforms are the first stage of cybertronian's life cycle? Yes, im making an AU idea again. This one is for the transformers animated.

Protoforms and so does sparklings, they're kinda similar. But protoforms doesn't come out as a child, they don't have a childhood just straight up skipping that the moment they have a spark. Sparklings on the other hand, are the equivalent of a kid and/or baby, they weren't built in the way protoforms does but instead made through 'the birds and bees' way, Sparked i mean. More fragile and took time to grow, like a human does.

The thing is, sparklings are very rare. Considering the condition, the war been dragging on for who know how long. This mean less time for making sparklings. Another thing I'd like to add, it require a strong frame to handle carrying a sparkling. The chance of being sparked is low, much lower than human's chance of getting pregnant. Therefore often sparkling being seen as something precious that must be protected at all cause (just look at how the cyber-ninjas secure the cache of protoforms, no way they won't be protective over a sparkling as well)a, maybe even seen as some sort of trophy.

Now imagine the mayhem it'd be if a sparkling appear. The parental protocol be kicking back ten folds after being buried forgotten for so long-

Ok I'll stop yapping now.

[fistfuloflightning]

I just really love Dusty and Mayday’s relationship, the way they care for and look out for each other

[domwitch]

Thinking about a story where a prince is betrothed to a werewolf queen as part of a peace treaty. The prince is taken away to live in the werewolf queen's forest, where dangerous creatures lurk in every corner. Basically the prince is kind of a brat who refuses to adjust to the brutal lifestyle the queen lives while the queen stubbornly keeps him by her side because he's just sooo cute. Just... big scary woman covered in scars baring her fangs at a cute stubborn prince who goes "hmph! >:(" but secretly loves her attention.

[bottombaron]

Something about Nadja mentioning trying to lose her virginity multiple times on a beach in Antipaxos in episode 2

Something about Nadja's ghost wanting to lose her virginity too this season (meaning Nadja never had sex before she was a vampire), as seen from the trailers

Something about her relationship with her Sire, The Baron, knowing they had/have a sexual relationship and that he was most likely the one she lost her virginity to

Something about how Guillermo's turning is framed as a metaphor for his first time having sex

Something about her and Guillermo having time to possibly talk about all this in episode 5