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here's whoreseidon I MEAN poseidon :3c

(some hcs from @shinedoitsulikeabright cause we both own this bitch atp)

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kesha song app requested i do a penelope version who am i to say no to a request (design cred: gigi)

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hades asks only important questions

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i just think the difference is funny (plus new hermes design!!!)

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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

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if i had a nickel for every classically trained actor who has not only played a singing female rabbi but also a cunty older witch on a marvel show, i’d have two nickels-which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

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whats going to be so wild about part 2 is that, after the finale, after however jon chu decides to rip my heart from my freaking chest, i will be able to go back and watch glinda sing NOMTW again. and really truly see how we got to the glinda in that number bc we know that was the last glinda the good scene they filmed so it was after ari sang for good with cynthia.

I WILL NOT BE OKAY

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Elphaba:

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Elphaba: You should always say "please" and "thank you." Glinda, to Fiyero: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you. Elphaba: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can't deny progress.

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Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

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very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice "oooohh you're so cute! you're so cute! i'm not going to pet you because i know you're working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i'm not allowed~" and i have to tell them what they're doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i'm out with her.