#httyd books funny

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.

[tsunamigongs]

Fourth wing fake tweets !! /Part 2

this was the most entertaining book i've read in a while...it was so fun😭

[jackshiccup]

in the top 10 witty comeback hiccup moments i fear

[doodles-with-noodles]

This is a snowstorm. Pretty fucking windy indeed.

[asterthought]

Yeah... Uh... I was procrastinating the start of the last book of Hiccup's memoirs by drawing.

(Sorry about the big watermark, I didn't think it would look this big and didn't occur to me to sign every single one of the doodles)

Close-ups under the cut so this doesn't take much space in yall's feed <3

Camicazi's pose came out purely because of the space I had on my page, and I loved how she turned out! She looks like a spiky blonde gremlin lol

[toasts-httyd-hyperfixation]

Flipping through book 1 again and discovering

BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

Fucking

Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????

How

How would they have figured that out?

How would that come about in the first place???

Many questions

14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling

Barcode.....

[saturnniidae]

I love how both versions of Hiccup are disabled/have themes of disability that are integral to his story. Like it's just intrinsically part of him

[iamafule]

Book!Hiccup

[the-actual-ziggerastica]

happy autism awareness month

[dragonnnfly]

So, in book 3 Hiccup has a tiny dragon in his pocket for like, the whole book, and it ends up saving Hiccup’s life.

It’s so perfectly comical

I wish they would have done something like that in the franchise, maybe in RoB/DoB or Rtte, in which the gang is separated from their dragons and they are in deep ship and Hiccup just goes “don’t worry everyone, I thought something like this might happen” and he just pulls a single tiny dragon out of his pocket like “behold, our savior” while the gang exchanges looks, all agreeing that Hiccup has finally lost it

[blueorchid1707]

Are we gonna have to share a fandom with the new live action fans??? I don't think I'll ever be mentally prepared for that (especially if they're coming from tiktok)

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory, after hearing about Hiccup's victory in the Inter-Tribal Swimming Competition: Hiccup won the race! As expected of him! I should ask him to race me next time! 😤😌

In fact, I should ask Father to meet with Chief Stoick to arrange a Berk-Meathead Swimming Competition. Father's always looking to one-up him since as long as I can remember. 🤔

[aka-indulgence]

for the ask game... 🎩 :3c?

Oughhhh my brain…. theres so many vague ones from my childhood that I have to remember… oh, I’ve got one that definitely put me through a wringer of emotions I didn’t understand at the time fjhdkshfd

The Green Death from the first How to Train Your Dragon book!! (Fun fact it was and might still be my favorite book series of all time. I definitely have fond memories of it.) The Green Death also one of the guys that changed my brain chemistry forever (Giant threatening dragon. Giant monster. Oof)

There’s no pictures of him I can find 😭 but there were illustrations in the book. He’s a Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus, and he’s so large you never get a full body illustration of the guy, only his eye, his teeth or a talon… brhhh

For context the Green Death washed up on Berk. The Berkians tried to do a war cry to scare it away but he basically scoffs at it and proceeds to roar the bones out of their skin and they couldn’t figure out what to do. So Hiccup, someone who can speak Dragonese, goes up to talk with him on his own to try to persuade him away with words.

He proceeds to have a really tense chapter where the dragon wakes up from his nap and repeatedly, casually threatens his life, speaking about the different ways he could kill/eat him, his eye is taller than a human,

One scene is when he talks about how he’d go about deboning a human and a giant claw lands on the cliff Hiccup’s standing on.

And then later on through plot reasons the dragon becomes enraged at Hiccup in particular and ignores every other human running away from him to pursue him specifically

Needless to say the chapter where Hiccup talks with the Green Death was kid me’s favorite. I kept rereading it. And I was like “why do I really like this part.” LMAO

[bat-gwuck]

got bored n decided to make my own book of dragons

my hand is cramping and I've already broken one of my pencils

[companion-of-the-dragonmark]

Title: How to Lose Your Entire Fleet in Five Minutes

FFN | AO3

Summary: 

Two Hooligans take advantage of a beautiful early morning to check on the ships after a severe storm the evening before and then enjoy a nice morning relaxation and soaking in the sun (and enjoy some burgled morning snacks). What they did NOT expect was to have a massive green fireball blown from a certain Green Dragon come barrelling towards them and spoil their fun.

Warnings: None

Rating: G

Chapter(s): 1

Words: 1,100

Status: Complete

Characters: Barnacle (OC), Mussel (OC), Green Death | Merciless (Cameo), Stoick the Vast (Cameo), Mogadon the Meathead (Cameo), Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (Cameo).

Relationship(s): Barnacle (OC) & Mussel (OC), Green Death | Merciless & Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Barnacle & Mussel & Ships, Stoick the Vast & Mogadon the Meathead, Barnacle & Mussel & Food

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Thank you for your support. I hope you enjoy my fanfic in honor of Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day!

Long Live the Wilderwest!

— Companion of the Dragonmark

[jackshiccup]

talking to my gf about how i’m on the last httyd book (and how upset it’s making me) but it’s like 1 am where she is so she just texted ‘ok send me hiccupdates’ before going to sleep. hiccupdates.