#httyd books funny

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.

[tsunamigongs]

Fourth wing fake tweets !! /Part 2

this was the most entertaining book i've read in a while...it was so fun😭

[doodles-with-noodles]

This is a snowstorm. Pretty fucking windy indeed.

[feech]

hiccup horrendous haddock III: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

fishlegs: ohhh noooo

camicazi: FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH GODS FUCKING DAMMIT SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LILY-LIVERED PEICE OF SHIT I FUCKING DARE YOU COME SUCK MY COCK YOU BITCHASS ASSHOLE SHITSTAIN

[the-halfling-prince]

On Berk HR stands for Hooligan Resources is this anything

[jackshiccup]

in the top 10 witty comeback hiccup moments i fear

[toasts-httyd-hyperfixation]

Flipping through book 1 again and discovering

BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

Fucking

Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????

How

How would they have figured that out?

How would that come about in the first place???

Many questions

14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling

Barcode.....

[saturnniidae]

I love how both versions of Hiccup are disabled/have themes of disability that are integral to his story. Like it's just intrinsically part of him

[iamafule]

Book!Hiccup

[the-actual-ziggerastica]

happy autism awareness month

[dragonnnfly]

So, in book 3 Hiccup has a tiny dragon in his pocket for like, the whole book, and it ends up saving Hiccup’s life.

It’s so perfectly comical

I wish they would have done something like that in the franchise, maybe in RoB/DoB or Rtte, in which the gang is separated from their dragons and they are in deep ship and Hiccup just goes “don’t worry everyone, I thought something like this might happen” and he just pulls a single tiny dragon out of his pocket like “behold, our savior” while the gang exchanges looks, all agreeing that Hiccup has finally lost it

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory, after hearing about Hiccup's victory in the Inter-Tribal Swimming Competition: Hiccup won the race! As expected of him! I should ask him to race me next time! 😤😌

In fact, I should ask Father to meet with Chief Stoick to arrange a Berk-Meathead Swimming Competition. Father's always looking to one-up him since as long as I can remember. 🤔

[blueorchid1707]

Are we gonna have to share a fandom with the new live action fans??? I don't think I'll ever be mentally prepared for that (especially if they're coming from tiktok)

[aldoodles]

This part in book 8 never fails to make me cackle

[bat-gwuck]

got bored n decided to make my own book of dragons

my hand is cramping and I've already broken one of my pencils

[247megamania]

Hiccup's going to write so many boring laws when he's king. Someone (meaning Fishlegs and Camicazi) needs to remind him that he can make laws about Literally Anything, up to and including "no one gets to yell at the king" and "if you see a cool bird you have to tell the king about it". The punishment for the second one is you miss out on talking to the king about a cool bird, and the punishment for the first one is Camicazi stabs you