#but it was funny to me

[toy-pigeon]

rewatching the 7h of work via procreate replay: its like a reward :)

happy masked gentleman monday!

[the-actual-ziggerastica]

happy autism awareness month

[cult-of-the-eye]

Martin, a brown trans man, who had dated one or two brown boys before he transitioned and swore off them due to their "mamas boy" tendencies, meets Jonathan Sims, a fellow brown man who literally cannot be a mamas boy.

[big1ron]

Something something draw that one meme something something

I don’t know. I’m that guy just kill me tbh

[pines-eyes]

I like the idea of Jonah and Jon trying to feed off whatever fear Sam has, but 100% annoyed that he sees it all as a joke?

"Hey, this creepy piece of paper just appeared and wants me to answer questions of my trauma? Damn that's nuts. Anyways-"

[leighsartworks216]

Laughed so hard I got light headed call that iron deficiency

[purpleandstarlight]

I was going trough the streets of my city and there was a restaurant with people sitting outside and i saw a woman with short blonde hair and an orange dress and went ROSE LALONDE

[modkatisbacc]

NINJA, THE MERGED REALMS ARE CRYIN OUT IN PAIN!

[valorantium]

mounting the monster rn, but soon as i capture this motherfucker, she'll be the one mounting me.

[spymeister]

The [Scraplets are Terrified of Jazz] trope is something me and the wife came up with... when we looked at scraplets, and then at Jazz and realized they looked too similar in some ways.

Ergo, parallel evolution.

Cyber-nature creates a predator, then creates another predator to keep the first in check. Scraplets evolved to look like Jazz's framekin in mimicry, where as Jazz's framekin consider them a delicacy. A single mech or femme can't take down an entire colony.

But an entire Clade-warren can clear out an established nest in the location.

/waggle hands

[doomstar-requiem-sharks]

Had a horrible dream last night, the highlights were that I'm pretty sure Abigail was in it and she was just SO done with my stupid ass. Like it was sorta like a slasher movie or something during the second half and the whole time she was just like "could you get outta the damn way so we dont get axe murdered?"

Also I vividly dreamt I had a dog and I was sad when I woke up and, in fact, did not have a dog

[birdeatspice]

I love checking my mutuals' blogs like they're Animal Crossing Villagers :)

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[bodhrancomedy]

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.