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TED LASSO EMMY LOSER 🎉🎉🎉
#exactly what this dogshit season deserved#im mixed about the bear winning so much bc its very much a comedy/drama thats very heavily drama#like i love ebon winning richie is one of the funniest characters but u know its for like episode 7. which is my favorite episode but#not so much comedy#and i wish comedy actor categories were based on COMEDIC PERFORMANCES not just 'theyre in a funny show'#'but did a really good job doing Serious Acting in the funny show'#succession and the bear are at a very similar level of comedy. or i guess funniness lmao. to me.#succession definitely has higher stakes drama and stronger dramatic performances but like.#i wouldnt be interested in it if it didnt make me laugh#(thats just my personal taste im not saying it wouldnt be good if it wasnt funny im saying id never have even tried watching it)#but anyway one is an hour and one is a half hour so here we are#literally im sitting here like the white lotus is a drama??? more than a comedy?? i havent watched it yet so i cant compare but#once i do i will have opinions#anyway all this to say ted lasso IS primarily comedy compared to many of the winners and the nominees were giving comedic performances#however it sucked so bad.
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😁😁😁😁😁Life has been real mean to me so i can draw whatevee i want to
#phantom of the paradise#swan potp#<- sure. look#cw suggestive#nightmaretheater#IM NORMAL#IM NOOORRMALLLLLL#this is the ideal bodytype to me btw#his tummy is making me normal#I just want to pinch it sir#this guy sucks so bad i want him to suffer#however he is ridiculously attractive sooo *whistles*
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It's what they call "you"?
Miquella they could never make me hate you Ever it's not your fault </3
#people mischaracterize him so much so bad it sucks ASS#miquella. darling. i love you#the purple at the bottom is supposed to represent st. trina and her comfort and the ichor dripping from miq's bad arm intertwines with it#to show their connection#his hurt will always leak into her even if he doesn't want it to or mean for it to#i only really rendered the braids and twists in his hair to show a connection to marika#he tried so so hard to break the cycle where she couldn't and he failed and i wanted to emphasize the braids to represent that#however the rendering does get more vague as it gets closer to the cross#soemthing something a representation of the way he's unraveled something#miquella the kind#miquella the unalloyed#sote spoilers#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#i love you glowstick baby#elden ring spoilers#my art#i forgot to add this. it's supposed to looke vaguely unfinished. like nascent. cuz .#cuz#nascent
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i need..... zest in my life....
#unfortunately this usually requires money to access things that may give me zest#i am feeling so so so so flat. and bad#whatever fancy label u wanna stick on it - i got that thing thats like yeah i'd like to do things however that is not enough#to convince me to do things#and when i do things i start em and then go ummmm this sucks#everything SUCKS
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you're SO right, how is it that the best portrayal of many italian renaissance figures comes from a bad videogame from the 2010s
wheezing I’m torn between going truly this is the best portrayal of Leonardo da Vinci we may ever get, and defending AC2 even though I’m a full time Ezio Saga Hater
#I’m a Desmond Era + Origins fan in a ride or die kind of way but the Ezio games suck ass compared to 1 and 3#however AC2 is miles above the European Era games and Odyssey butchers the use of Ezio’s theme so bad I will never forgive them#also Odyssey is legitimately bad. AC2’s biggest problem is that the story is narratively weak and holds it’s punches#I mostly hate the Ezio saga because the fandom was really fucking racist (still is!) and it could’ve been good!!!#but I have a deep seated fondness for the parts of it that were good. the game after all is still asking you to live even when it’s hard#the opening and the music are unparalleled and legendary. I just wish it kept that up throughout the story instead of#trying for a wider appeal but the story fucks up it’s own themes and bc the simplicity of it’s assassin/templar line up is baffling#there is also an AC2 that exists in my head that takes place in Venice lmao but that’s much more spy thriller#also did anyone here read the novelizations. Ezio and Machiavelli are so fucking married. 10/10 no notes#Ascanio is also mentioned in the brotherhood novelization iirc so. we stay winning!!
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif#like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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season 2 is gonna be like all ab backstories and like… ik vivs fav backstory is just “daddy issues” so istg if theres another gd character w a daddy issues orgin story imma flip out 😭 like its fine to have that for a character but omg its just bad repetitive writing at this point. (we alrdy have moxie, blitzo, stolas, octavia, charlie, and luna) and probably more i missed.
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I believe Alastor does canonically have daddy issues so… we’re shit out of luck unless they changed that. Or if by backstory, they just mean Alastor’s life before he vanished for 7 years.
It’s funny you mention daddy issues because you’re totally right that that’s the tried and true method of getting us to care about characters in these shows, at least as far as the writers are concerned. I’ve debated on making a post criticizing that because I’m just gonna raise my hand and say that exploring Daddy Issues ™ is one of my absolute favorite things in media and fandom, but I have definitely gotten sick of it from Viv’s stuff.
Even I have my limits regarding the complexities of parent-child relationships apparently. Who knew?
#Hazbin hotel critical#if even I as a deeply broken individual with not just daddy but overall family issues is sick of this#then you know it’s bad#also obligatory mention that Viv doesn’t emphasize Charlie and Avis’s daddy issues as much as the boys#or at least there’s the excuse that Lucifer and Stolas are ‘trying’#so their problems are ofc undermined#Loona is a bit of an outlier however bc she just sucks when it comes to Blitzø’s caring#he absolutely smothers her and is not a great dad#but he’s the best one and he still gets physically assaulted for it#which is astounding#just blows me away quite frankly#Blitzø >>>>>>> Stolas#tbh Blitzø > Lucifer if we wanna get real#why tf did autocorrect change Via to Avis?#ugh
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two year old fic but fuck it we ball
#know before going in. it fucking sucks#do not look at me#its not that bad honestly but its not good#however i did work hard on it so into the world it goes#my writing#dani speaks#arcane#arcane league of legends
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enjoyed wonka. my review is that timothy candelabra was not half insane enough. there was that Wonka Glint in his eye like twice but it felt forced. with paterson joseph and mathew baynton serving absolute evil chocolatier cunt opposite him it was like timmy was in a whole different genre. they were 100% committed, singing about chocolate fraud like if their fan dance wasn't sexy enough their chocolate monopoly would crumble and tim reacted like hwuh? like girl if you are not going to commit to the chocolate is life chocolate is love chocolate runs this damn town genre why are you here!
#wonka#wonka spoilers#perhaps. there is a loose wonka spoiler#simon did amazing the story was amazing despite the few american actors having to go up against literal legends of british tv#and not quite meeting their level of intensity. i do feel bad for them it was like putting a small cat against a tiger#worth watching. i wonder if americans will enjoy it given their probable ignorance of peep show and why i found it so funny that uh#like all of the major side characters of peep show were in it???#however the fatphobia was. hmmmmm. not my cup of tea. it fucking sucked i do believe is the way to phrase it.#the only good thing is that there was absolute silence in the cinema at the fatphobic jokes and laughs at the other things so.#fuckin stopit brothers
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"well nobody wants to buy physical media anymore-" I do!! I love CDs and DVDs and records and box sets and books and I know a lot of other people do too. I want to own the stuff I enjoy instead of having to search through streaming services that constantly fuck with their prices and move shows from one platform to another. I want physical media! companies need to continue making physical media!
#physical media is so special to me!#like i want the bear and 9-1-1 on dvd so bad#because hulu as a streaming platform sucks! bad!#and on top of that i love looking at my shelves and seeing everything i love staring back at me#some of my favorite things that i own are my dvd and book boxsets#yes streaming is “more convenient” however its really not#with the price changes and the constant moving of shows#its really not great anymore#maybe in the beginning it was better#but now its questionable#physical media#dvds#cds#records#vinyl records#books
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I THINK HE IS INTERESTED IN BEING A DECENT DAD. HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN HE IS NOT BLAMELESS BUT HE IS ALSO A VICTIM OF ODALIA TOO
oh yeah i mean. alador definitely Wants to be a decent dad. his early canon self was Checked The Fuck Out, though. & in this timeline he's never had amity fight back against him n wake him tf up. perhaps a more accurate description would be "since all the kids are out of the house, alador doesn't have to try and repeatedly fail to pay any worthwhile attention to them whatsoever. men who have not seen sunlight in months....."
#this phrasing feels meaner though.#i love alador i agree he is first and foremost odalia's victim. he is also however a parental neglect icon.#this isn't a dig at him. about 85% of the adults in the owl house start out as parental neglect icons. We Love A Recurring Theme.#eda. darius. camila. etc. everyone can does suck so bad at doing the right thing for their kids despite good intentions#replies#toh#princess luz au
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Mmmm. We're y'all aware that I wrote out the first draft of that New Age drabble where Night gets the mega ultra Cold. And. Manifested cold symptoms so hard that I woke up with a stuffy nose?
#spotatalk#jk my place is just freezing all the time#however I am basing this on the time I had a lung infection for literally like 5 months#so I need to figure out how to write it better#(I suck SO bad at Sick-fics-)
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omg reverse riko au is making me feel so ill..... please let us know if you have any more thoughts abt riko kayleigh and kevin legend.....
I DO my idea is that its around the same age kevin and riko met in canon so tetsuji kicks the bucket when riko is 7/8 and riko is (very forcibly) removed from the nest and sidelined to kayleigh as a new moriyama asset from the main branch takes over the nest. riko struggles a lot with the change because he is very young and very scared and he’s used to horrible things at tetsuji’s hand, which means that he doesn’t trust kayleigh and finds kevin entirely too weird. it’s honestly really cute because i think at this point obviously 7 year old kevin wants to befriend him but riko is such an anxious ball of anger that most of their interactions are like
baby riko: what do you WANT from me. go AWAY!!!! NOW
baby kevin: (heavy irish accent) nothing i think. do you want a bite of my sandwich?
anyway i think riko and kayleigh do get along but he never really considers her his mother or even godmother, for a long time he thinks of her as his Benefactor until the child therapy starts hitting and she becomes Aunt Kayleigh and then after a few more years he can be loosely convinced to refer to her as auntie once or twice a year. his second son syndrome never really leaves him; in the upcoming years riko struggles with the idea that he’s anything But an add-on to the days and still overworks himself to death trying to be acknowledged by kengo, but it’s leaps better just from being outside the nest and having people to look out for him
riko and kevin have some rough patches, especially during riko’s first years with the days. because kevin is an easy target and riko is afraid of kayleigh he ends up letting a lot of that anger out on kevin, though obviously at this point they are children and riko’s anger manifests in some mild bullying and name calling. i think kevin doesn’t even understand it most of the time 😭 riko has been around grown ups his entire life so his adult level insults make no sense to kevin’s seven year old mind. nevertheless after kayleigh tells him to stop picking on kevin riko does respect it (first out of fear, then later because they actually get along) and they go on to become brothers with only a slight tendency towards antagonism. riko’s jealousy of kevin is still a big part of their relationship and i think even more so when college applications roll around, and he’s even more worried when wymack comes into the picture, but it never culminates into anything as horrible as hand breaking because riko has an actual outlet and a support system :) it’s mostly a yelling match that eventually turns to getting scolded by kayleigh for acting like barbarians
#i know kayleighs sermons go hard kevin and riko are sitting there head bowed like yes maam…..#i havent yet decided where they both go to college in this au#but i think for one that the nest still exists and jean still gets sold to the moriyamas but it’s the main branch now#however without riko there jean’s experience in the nest is. Hard but not brutal#anyway i think riko would apply to edgar allen but he would be rejected on the account of being second branch raised by foreigners#but how horrifying to think about jean in the nest bossing riko around right. kind of a slay though#i think kevin goes to palmetto still Because he wants to reconnect with wymack and riko is very divided but ultimately chooses usc#because they’re the best and he doesn’t want to play second fiddle to kevin and his father#also i imagine his time in usc sucks a lot for the first months because it’s so different LOL#and he’s never been alone before like this with kayleigh and kevin so far out of reach#but :) hed make friends. maybe even… captain jeremy knox….. whos to say?#!#meanwhile kevin (a normal boy at this point) has to deal with the foxes being a trainwreck and the new serial killer dad recruit#he’s got a lot on his hands#ANYWAY this is entirely unrelated and indulgent but i want this kevjean to meet so bad#riko on the phone: we played against the ravens that jean moreau is a scoundrel and a monster and he almost broke my arm kevin: woaw#he’s gonna be so pissed off three years down the line when jean moreau shows up at christmas dinner with the days#you think theres any worse dynamic for jean and riko than master and slave? of course. Brothers in law#wouldnt you just kill to be a little fly buzzing around that christmas supper#asks#riko#kevin&riko
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yes i hate my brother yes if anyone else is mean to him ever ill kill them. this is what its like being siblings.
#i genuinely dont like him#however i also know 99% of the way he acts is bc hes 14 and also i treated him like shit when i was his age so like. fair enough.#HOWEVER he is also my little brother and i have to protect him no matter what even if he sucks so bad
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While the World's Slowest Slowburn makes the most logical sense, between Kiran and Alfonse. In my heart. Moe manages to find a way to get in an overly handsy way too intimate WAY too soon I just got my ass ghosted or perhaps dumped situationship with Alfonse. In a demisexuality and trust issues honoring way. ALL under Moe's assumption, that "Well he's Not gonna get attached to me so It's Fine."
#moe tag#moe lore#BUT. A BIG DISCLAIMER PERHAPS. is i can NEVER make up my mind on any 'official' sequence of events.#still i cannot resist. thinking what would be the funniest most unique form of torture to apply here#like moe sucking alfonse off before they even kiss. alfonse along the way getting to know moe#is making some fairly reasonable assumptions all things considered. given the information he has#and in a nonjudgmental way ofc ofc#only. as he slowly but surely unlocks more information from moe. the reality dawns on him.#the one relationship moe has ever been in was long distance. he doesn't quite grasp all of moe's explanation.#but they seemed to be something akin to pen pals. they never had a chance to meet.#moe's character is funky bc it IS very blunt and upfront and honest to a fault. HOWEVER.#DESPITE. ALSO being So Bad at hiding things. despite all of that. it still manages do this sort of thing.#like. so much. not telling him that it was moe who ghosted its old friend. him not even finding out#moe has a brother. it just straight up did not mention that until alfonse trying to comfort moe is like#'you must miss your sisters terribly... 😔' and moe is like. in the most autistic way possible. well yes.#but this isn't about them actually.#this is WELL into being friends w moe at this point. again no solid timelines but moe keeps Pulling This Shit#and then there's. gesturing broadly to all of mani#like i am ALWAYS caught between what would be the most piningful payoff or what would be just the Worst way to do it.#and EXTREMELY often. the funniest option wins. also alfonse is going to kill moe w hammers.#maybe the secret here though is. there's still a slowburn occurring here.
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oh god ed reddit is having the “uwu anorexia isn’t rooted in fatphobia my mental illness is not abt you” talk again please god help me
fatphobia doesn’t mean “being a meanie to fat ppl” i’m begging you to use critical thinking skills for five seconds and apply what you know about literally any other form of oppression to this situation.
people’s point isn’t that you having anorexia makes them feel bad and therefore you’re a bad fatphobic person.
they’re pointing out how the deeply ingrained fatphobia our society upholds, from misconceptions about health to moralization of looks and weight, including yes being jerks to fat ppl’s faces bc they’re fat, is affecting what you think about your own looks, weight, health, body, clothes, eating habits, etc.
the logic isn’t “you became anorexic because you hate fat people so much you never wanted to be fat yourself (and that makes you a bad person)” it’s “fatphobia is a prism that transforms the root cause of your ed into disordered thoughts, behaviors, and patterns (and unlearning fatphobia will help you with recovery and harm-reduction)”
like. it’s not for no reason that anorexia is a disorder that disproportionatedly affects women. it’s not for no reason that there’s sky high comorbidity rates for eds and ocd. it’s not for no reason that people who need control in their lives so badly that they develop a mental disorder abt it get obssessed with being skinny and not with being a sumo. it’s not for no reason that ppl who feel the need to retract to childhood due to trauma envy things like being skinny light and frail, instead of being a tubby baby. it’s not for no reason that there is an incredibly common anorexic thought pattern (internal and self-directed, don’t make me say what i didn’t say) that associaties restriction and weight loss with moral goodness.
for each of these there IS a number of exceptions, but you can see case by case how the root cause (trauma, need for control, for self-destruction, growing up poor, whatever you think is “unrelated to fatphobia” basically) is processed through the prism of the fatphobic culture we’ve all been raised in. some people just, voluntarily or not, deal with those root causes in different way, which might or might not be healthy. but it’s a consequence of ambiant fatphobia that “i should starve and be skinny about it” is a statistically pretty common response to this distress.
the point isn’t “it’s fatphobic that you don’t deal with your neuroses in a body positive way uwu” the point is that no matter how cool you are with fat people on like, a personal level, you’ve been (like the rest of us) bombarded with fatphobic thought patterns your entire life basically, both directly fatphobic things and reactions to this fatphobia. maybe spoken to you directly, maybe not. maybe about you maybe about other people. you live in a society that places moral values into looks and health, and also pushes some deeply rooted falsehoods about how those things tie into each other. you have a disorder defined by obsessive behaviors. maybe, just maybe, deconstructing the logic that those obsessives behaviors are based upon will help you deal with this disorder. and recover or reduce harm.
basically, anorexia isn’t “getting skinny disorder” it’s “obsession disorder”, obsession with looking attractive, or pleasing your family, or going back to being a kid, or being healthy, or being fit, or being driven and capable, or being worth saving, or having your suffering known, or having control over something, or whatever. the fatphobia that is omnipresent (and i repeat, omnipresent, nobody is singling you out as a bad fatphobic meanie, or even talking about your behavior towards other people around you) in our society picks the direction in which many many people will express that disorder.
of course if you live in a society that tells you “being fat is morally bad” at every turn, when you start developping an obssessive pathological need to control things, without another factor weighting in, most people’s default reaction will be anorexia. food is a regular fixture of everybody’s life, everyone wants to be morally good, and even if we know/understand/believe to an extent the flaws of that “fat = bad” logic we know the world around us still believes it, and nobody wants to be treated like shit. we can think it’s stupid and fight against fatphobia and work to treat fat ppl better in our lives and support body positivity, but in any case, one always judges oneself on different metrics than they judge others, cuz we control our self-improvement. that’s natural. just it doesn’t mesh well with a pathologically obssessive need for control above self-preservation.
#ed tw#ana#notprojusttags#proana#ed#last year i got into an argument abt this that was so potent#it caused me to turn all my childhood attempts of having anorexia into actually having purging disorder#out of fucking spite#guess what you dicks from last year i have anorexia now i still think you're wrong#in an act of good faith i'll say i'm ready to admit that maybe it's just that my debating skills suck#maybe i'm just a shitty argumentative writer#maybe i didn't formulate things right and that's why people got the wrong idea#and that's not a maybe i was not considerate enough of causes of anorexia that aren't related to weight directly#like food insecurity as a child and whatnot#however#no matter how bad the delivery might've been#we're not working with a completely different dictionary here#i remember people actively arguing with things i literally said the opposite of#you can't chalk everyone and everything up to that but man some ppl were really not in a state to have this kind of discussion#come back after your omad#broadcasting my misery#discourse#vent#fatphobia#fatphobia tw
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