#how swede he is

[grayalloy]

New Angry Skeleton Man just dropped

[ratatatastic]

the things ekky has done or said that i cant stop thinking about. the 4 minute cut.

[flatoutin-eaurouge]

[3416]

making introverted liljegren go around and ask people this is... maybe one of my favorite things to come from the sweden trip 😭

[dragonpyre]

Love being proven right about someone with rancid vibes. Feels like winning the karma lottery

[goayda]

The Swede was terrified of the Blackbeard crew, especially of the angry first mate who kept yelling at them constantly, but he had a job to do and he knew it was important so he steeled himself and got ready to do it.

First he went to see Roach in the galley and then made a round, checking on his crewmates but without distracting them from the tasks they had been given, although to be fair, Lucius and some of the others were simply pretending to work while they chatted nervously, but The Swede kept it short anyway since they were doing a good job at pretending and he didn’t want to ruin that either.

Once the easy part was done, though, he had to approach Blackbeard’s men because now that Bonnet and Blackbeard were co-captains of the Revenge he supposed they were also crewmates. Scary and angry crewmates most of the time, except for Fang, who seemed to smile a lot more now that he and Lucius were friends.

He decided to talk to Fang first then and he got a big smile and a thank you from the bearded man. Encouraged by this, The Swede walked towards Ivan, who simply grunted and nodded and then, feeling a bit more nervous, he went to find the First Mate Hands.

The man was by the railing, seemingly checking the rigging with an angry frown on his face, but The Swede still walked straight to him and cleared his throat to get his attention.

“WHAT?”

“Good morning, First Mate Hands,” The Swede said politely. “One of my tasks is to make sure everybody on the ship has an orange every day, so here it is yours, sir,” he added, handing him the last of his oranges.

The first mate looked at the orange on the palm of his hand as if it was some strange sea creature he hadn’t seen before and his mouth opened as if to yell again, but no sound came out.

“It’s good for your health,” The Swede explained. “To avoid getting scurvy, you know? That’s a very nasty thing.”

The older man looked even more confused, but at least he closed his mouth so The Swede hoped there wasn’t going to be any more yelling for now.

“It’s alright if you don’t want to eat it now,” he added. “You can always keep it in your pocket for later, sometimes I do that too. But you have to remember to eat it if you don’t want to lose your teeth, they’re very important and you wouldn’t like that, believe me.”

Finally, the first mate raised his hand slowly and took the orange and The Swede smiled broadly. He had fulfilled his most important task, every crewmate had an orange, even the scary ones.

“T-thank you,” the first mate finally said, looking wide-eyed at him.

“You’re welcome, sir!”

And with that The Swede walked away, ready to keep going with his other tasks, while the first mate stared in amazement at the small orange in his hand.

[httpiastri]

guys??

are we not FREAKING OUT rn??????

[shouldprobablybereading]

Learning about royal history is fun because it makes you go wow Dalinar is actually a very present parent in comparison

[hughesybear]

DeBrusk & Lekkerimäki • Canucks @ Canadiens | 01/06/2025

[starofhisheart]

No but this was so cute. I am so here for Jackie and her husband no. 20 the Swede

[achashaaaa]

Thor & Oslo are my only source of happiness 😔💔

[ratatatastic]

very much thinking about the time in the boston series in playoffs where everyone got kicked out of the game so sasha took a dshift and during the ensuing mediascrum afterwards george richards asked forsy how sasha was like on d and forsy was absolutely not having any of it despite the fact richards didnt phrase it like that he did go "he would be a great d partner it would be awesome but im happy with ekky too" and sasha just giggled like girl relax no one is taking you away from your bonded dpair CHILL

[percyjacksonfan3]

Honest question, what the fuck is going on with Buttons this season??

[the-edge-of-great]

i keep going back to simon & marcus’s conversation

“i know you don’t want to ruin something this beautiful.”

at first i thought he was talking about simon. like, “you’re beautiful, don’t ruin yourself over someone who hurt you” or something like that.

but now… is he talking about their relationship? their week-long relationship with simon trying to sleep with him the first time he came over? the relationship simon just said he wasn’t ready for?

[crownspeaksblog]

"There's decent turnover here, husband-wise"

Is the probably one of the most hilarious and unexpected combination of words I've ever heard! Like swede honey.. you do know that's not a good thing, right?!

[coffee-at-annies]

grumble grumble 72 is Horny’s number I’m not ready for anyone else to have it