#how perfect is that???
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my biggest regret in life is that just a month before i decided to start collecting monster high dolls, i went to big lots to shop for college supplies and it was full of sweet screams ghoulias. i didn't buy one then, and now it's one of my grail dolls and so damn expensive on the second-hand market 😭😭😭
#monster high#sweet screams#shes a GUMMY WORM themed ZOMBIE#how perfect is that???#second biggest regret is not snagging the eah o'hair twins when they were on shelves bc i wasn't collecting eah at the time#and now trying to get a complete set for an agreeable price is so hard#i got holly#and im super happy about it#but it was rough out there
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just hoppin on here to say summ
Shadow and Bone season 2, Ep 04, 39:00
#wesper#wylan my beloved#jesper#kit and jack did such a good job????#they were adorable????#and jack plays wylan so well????#all the little gestures#the glances#the kiss????#bro i yeeted myself out of my chair so hard#i was punching the air the intire time#six of crows#shadow and bone#honestly#ain't never seen a fandom where everyone agrees on the ships#and all the ships are canon????#how perfect is that???#okay anyway ill shut up now
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It's in the eye of the beholder
#comic#birds#my art#I've had this idea for a while#after a lecture that talked about how traits we consider cute are traits found in babies#I feel like birds would have a very different definition of cute from us#anyway after making the bird tutorial I feel the pressure to draw perfect bird anatomy#but tbh I still just wing it a lot of the time!!#hehe “wing it”
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Expertise can't help you here.
#dungeon meshi#kabru#laios touden#falin touden#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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alternatives for ai to design ocs
hero forge
picrew
the fucking sims 4
your local furry artist
bitmoji
shitty photoshoped collage
DeviantArt bases
zepeto
making edits of your favorite character
searching "dress up game" on the app store
learning how to draw
#anti ai#“but im an uwu soft bean and i don't know how to draw”#then learn?#you know you can create right you are capable of more than just “consuming”#im not saying you need to train to be the best artist in the world or that you need to pursue a future in the art industry#you don't need to be perfect you just need to try#that feeling of needing things done right now only works to alienate you from the labor behind the things you love
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me explaining to my grandma that the turkey tail and golden oyster mushrooms and birds nest fungi growing on her huge backyard tree stump are simply eating the dead wood to return it to the soil and they're cute and colorful and add to the whimsy of her landscaping and are not causing the weeds in other places of the yard or harming her little white dog
#dude its SUCH a good stump and she hates it she says its ugly#its literally a perfect rotting stump its actually insane#but noooo ohhh nooo we need to pull up the stump and fill the hole with soil and put woodchips over it. HOW is that better
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What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"
#me: i love wild violets they're such a joy to see#google: here's a million articles about how to kill them because they're ruining people's perfect wasteland yards
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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.
The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.
While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone
The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter
The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.
Eventually, one of the students pipes up:
"Well, the queen of England just died."
And without missing a beat, another student:
"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"
#genuinely i'm so glad this is how i learned the queen died#happy fucking (late) anniversary#felt i should share it it's just. perfect y'know#there is no queen of england
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So that FNAF 2 movie teaser huh,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#abby schmidt#mike schmidt#toy freddy#toy bonnie#toy chica#when I say I’m losing my mind#that’s such an understatement#THIS IS A VERY SMALL SNEAK PEAK BUT it’s got my full attention#TOY FREDDY looks perfect#I love how shiney and glossy he is#I always assumed the toys were super clean and plasticy#I CANT believe we gotta wait a full year to see THIS MOVIEEE#so to celebrate I had to draw something IMMEDIATELY#Mike is gonna be so flabbergasted how slay serve thr toys are#he’s not ready for these divas
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Let's raise the stakes, shall we?♠️🦚
if you look closely, you'll see some familiar faces👀
#hsr aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#honkai star rail#hsr fanart#my art#fanart#art#Very happy how this one turned out AAAA#it's just. when it's your fav you want it to be perfect#EVERYTHING FOR HIM!!!
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I got spider-man pasta from the foodbank todayyyy
#it's those heinz alphagetti noodles#ya know what i mean?#I'm so happy#how perfect is that???#i also got a huge bag of swedish berries#a box of fancy chocolates from purdys#and im talkin fancy fancy. like. hand picked selection with a little info card on what is what#funny enough#packed by a person named annie#reminds me of a friend i have on here#talk about neat. right?#oh! i also got a huge bag of multigrain cheerios. some pizza pops. a bottle of grape cranberry juice. and MORE ELK!!!!!!#oh and berries! they never have berries so I'm really really happy about that! (and they gave me extra potatoes!!!)#and the person who helped me this time was the person who was really rude that one time#but this time they weren't! so i guess it was just a bad day#so we're all good#also. jesus christ. put those grippers AWAY#sorry for the picture choice. I'm saving all my good ones for different posts#so you get the feet one#at least his facial expression is cute here
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can someone please get this girl her dog back
#sansa stark#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#game of thrones#got#i dont remember how lady is described and didn’t bother looking it up but pretend thats lady use ur imaginations <3#here’s how we can still win (convince the lord of light to resurrect a direwolf that was killed years ago)#working may way thru the stark babies…….. maybe bran next…..#but for now it’s sansa’s moment <33333 my beautiful strong amazing perfect daughter who has overcome so much
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since Eng is getting 7.5 soon(?), I felt motivated to go back to my Meleanor rig and make her a couple of lesson animations! ...except for alchemy, because the cauldron bubbles proved too hard to photoshop around, whoops.
maybe she just got lost on her way to the classroom...?
(credit: backgrounds are from the game, I just put her on top of 'em)
(aside from the backgrounds, this is not an edit, I drew her from scratch! please do not tag or treat as an edit!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#gif warning#gifs that will inexplicably never get a perfect no matter how many cupcakes you use warning#let's just say she hasn't been added to the alchemy schedule yet#AS PER USUAL#(sam sneaks in at night and messes with the schedule so we have to buy candy from him instead)#(i promise i will stop spamposting eventually) (they gotta stop giving me characters to obsess over first)#anyway in my continuing efforts to manifest a meleanor card into existence#it's time to remember i made this a million years ago#just blow off some of the dust and cobwebs that have accumulated here...#'i'm only gonna add a couple of things i won't do too much'#(spends ten minutes trying to decide what color goggles she should have)#(flipping back and forth between green and purple) it's no use she looks good in everything#spineposting#(not me stealth editing because i didn't realize the wrong arm attachment had somehow popped in whoops)
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stuck in the rain.
#I can't stop drawing them under the rain#they're on their way back home to the bookshop after a nice date at the ritz#and oh no it suddenly started raining and they only have one umbrella#how unfortunate#btw i made this the perfect size for a lockscreen on purpose#go ahead and use it if you like!!#i love drawing them so much#head empty no thoughts just good omens#thank you neil gaiman#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens 2#good omens 2 fanart#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow fanart#my art#digital art#david tennant#michael sheen#neil gaiman
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cant stop thinking about when the strawhats were having sandwiches for breakfast and Law was like I HATE BREAD so sanji served rice cakes especially for him
#he is such an elegant and gracious host#this is why you are allowed to throw rocks at people who hate on sanji btw#im sorry i dont make the rules this is how its supposed to be#my cute sweet perfect angel sanji u mean everything to me#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#kuroashi no sanji#sanji#trafalgar law#lawsan#the lawsan crumbs#one piece
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