#how old is this cat exactly

[idol--hands]

Data: “I hope you are not allergic to cats.”

Yes, Data is a Commander here! #finally

[luminarai]

Attempting to get the beast used to a dental hygiene routine is… well, it’s going.

(She stayed that way for a solid 8 seconds despite hating being held belly up so I think it’s safe to say that Mim is not beating the ‘tiny speaker playing elevator music instead of a brain’ allegations any time soon.)

[krazycat6167]

So @somerandomdudelmao made a version of their sona in a dystopia (inspired by @tapakah0 doing the same to theirs) and the person in this ask named the robot C.A.S.5 and I thought, ‘well then there’s at least four other C.A.S. units out and about in the world’ leading to this being the end result! It was a lot of fun to come up with the different customizations each C.A.S. unit has.

also, the design for C.A.S.4 (Cash) was partially inspired by @mobiitez post.

Doodles:

[lunarharp]

sillay kitty comic (cw animal abandonment ?? but it's fine.)

[tenwhiteandalusians]

so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.

[bonefall]

mistystar n who

I think fratboy Podlight who sends his powerful grandmother stupid texts is a VERY funny concept.

"My dad didn't love me because he could never move on from the lover he had in his 20s. My sister is up to no good. I party hard at Aftergatherings about it, are you rockin' with me?"

He is 38 cat-years-old.

[mobbertx]

They are Sick and Tired of his ass only singing the most cebolleramente rogonas songs on earth every time they do karaoke night

A rough translation would be "Contest between Luis Miguel, Jose Jose and me to see who begs the most"

[hippolotamus]

Blessed by the presence of my older grömpy baby, Persephone ☀️

[ratatatastic]

"I am a glass cage of emotion that is ready to crack, and shatter into a million pieces at any point! I don't even know if I'm even gonna make it through the next 24 hours!"

"Hey, Jess? Your mic is open."

"Oh, is it?"

"Was that your inner thoughts you were letting out there?"

"Sometimes I just start talking, and I just hope that somebody's listening. There's no guarantee."

"Now, rarely is anybody, but uh, yeah—"

"Get that guy out of here! How did we even let him in the ballpark today?"

"I don't know. I don't know. You have to ask around. You have friends on the security booth?"

"Gotta do some digging...gotta do some digging..."

"Yeah, do that."

"Find out the answer to that important question."

"Right, just make sure you're back for the postgame. Can you do that?"

"I'll be there..."

"Fair enough."

"I got you covered."

"Good."

glad to see jessica blaylock (who covers the panthers when fish season is over) just upset as I was seeing blue and orange AT A SUNDAY FISH GAME. AGAINST THE MARINERS OF ALL TEAMS.

Attendance numbers werent released but the game previous was about 13k so if you can get about 13k people to unanimously boo you for wearing that jersey TO A BASEBALL GAME. IN MIAMI. well at least we're doing something right down south.

seattle mariners @ miami marlins | 6.23.24 (x)(x)(x)

[theood]

Overheard some stuff and. If my grandpa's dog dies I'll probably be off for a few days. Doesn't sound like she's doing good

[tasmanianstripes]

Maybe it's the result of my main fandom for the majority of my life being one where canon just genuinely doesn't exist, where there are so many different canons and literally any sort of interpretation of a single character is correct and can range from a moronic maniac with a chainsaw to a depressed old asshole boss, but

Literally who gives a fuck about canon?

Especially when the character is practically a blank slate or if it's an AU

Like, I'm sorry, but if you're butthurt about a mischaracterisation of a fictional character in an Alternative Universe then I don't think you understand what an AU is

[simultaneously-sick-and-calm]

PFFFFFT listen one of my friends from high school forced me to sit down and watch it because "midoriya's eyes are the size of fucking dinner plates" and the second that man rolled up in his yellow ass sleeping bag i was like omg it's him he's the one LMFAO

LMAO OKAY BUT SAME. I'm so dead serious lol I took one look at the bags under his eyes and that snarky ass attitude and I was like 'oh no this is going to be bad, isn't it?'

[lovelyrotter]

i LOVE being snapped at sarcastically by my dad when im trying to have a conversation about how to fully integrate this cat into the house i love that for me. all the time. love it its my favourite thing. we try so hard to communicate and be open and lay shit out objectively and for what. that apparently. love it great fantastic

[yoojinluv]

[orcelito]

the weird thing about when someone dies is that they're never truly dead in my head. when i think about my grandpa, my grandma, my uncle, i dont think of them as dead. i think of them as just... gone for a while. some longer than others. i think about my cat sammy and my cat cassy and i feel like i could still look over and see them there beside me. i can see the way sammy would always cuddle right up to me and lay his head on my shoulder. i can see the way cassy would swivel his head at me when he wanted pets.

they're all dead. they're all gone. but i feel like i could see them again, just like old times. all i need to do is give them a call.

[radrobotz]

actually why is the new fop cartoon animated like the ppg special from 2014