#how is the internet so big

[fauxfickle]

We now return to your monthly fruitless venture or the search for "The Great All-American Pizza Show!"

Last month wasn't really all too interesting, and neither was this one. It's not like nothing has happened, it just feels like I'm just hitting a bunch of dead ends.

Alright, let's start with the animated commercial. I'm not sure about other lost media searchers, but I like to see how other people have solved cases and try and apply that to my search. I think I was watching blameitonejorge and he was talking about a demo reel made by the people who made Barnyard that was discovered completely by chance on Ebay. So I figured that something made by Colossal Pictures must of made it's way somewhere. I went through a bunch of ebay listings and auction sites, but couldn't find so much as a cel being sold.

As for the Bob Wilkins ad, I looked through videos shot at the Psychotronix Film Festival, but couldn't find anything. I've considered contacting the person that's in charge of the festival, but I'm worried that they might get scared off or something. I guess it wouldn't hurt, I just need to word the email in a way to make it seem like I'm not just there for that commercial.

I'm still a little unsure if the "Westland ad theory" from a while back is true. On one hand, I contacted Retrontario to see if they had it. They never got back to me, soooo maybe it's not real? On the other hand, the pieces line up and it doesn't feel like a coincidence. I'll still keep most my searching around CA

Sorry if this post was a little boring, life y'know? Going to start working at a paper mill next week (which I learned on the tour are freaking HOT, like 90F), but I think I'll be able to squeeze in some research time :). Hopefully there's some more interesting things to go through next time. Until then, cya nitwits later!

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

[duckuwu]

This is obviously a lil bit geared towards those who were alive and watching tv in the 90s, but youngins who've found their way into these shows, feel free to chime in. I was just thinking that most of us had a singular show that was OURS back then, even if we might've watched the others. Which one did you fandom the hardest / would you have fandomed the hardest?

[bitchslapblastoids]

Was thinking about how much of a normo I come across as irl, how I’ve felt a lil odd person out at their shows bc of being a bit older (29) and looking so aggressively normal, how generally confused people in my life would be if they knew about my d&p obsession, how thoroughly i mask weirder traits and essentially codeswitch to suit the mainstream, etc.

i feel kind of fish out of water when I imagine how all the people that populate my tumblr phandom ecosystem are likely presenting to the world irl (I.e. more visibly queer, counterculture, and so on). But then I think maybe the most visible phannies are the ones with the most curated, alt, deliberate daytoday lewks/style? So maybe what I’m picturing is off base? But then I’m also basing this off of what audiences look like in audience footage, m&gs, etc.

Sooooooo i would like to know… do you guys feel like you present as someone who may be Deeply Online and obsessed with two gay nerds from the internet? Or do you hide it and fly under the radar, masking as a total normy and living a double life?

(To clarify I don’t mean you’re like out and about wearing the fringes boob sweatshirt lol I more mean vibes and overall lewk yk?)

[kkoct-ik]

i dont remember why i drew this

[ghostespresso]

staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

[hatsunemiku-official]

( hi just a quick heads up - im not really adding people to the vocaloid-official masterpost anymore. its gotten really overwhelming to keep up with so. if you’ve asked me to add you and I haven’t done it it’s not personal it’s just kind of become A Lot so im gonna stop doing it I think. the current masterlist will stay up though!

also sorry for no funny posts in a while. ive been really busy with school and also not really in a good headspace to be cooking up Funney Jokes. im still alive and cool just busy with other stuff )

[civetcider]

Heeey ladies, how's it going? oh what's that, You wanna see my motorcycle? Oh of course

Pretty badass huh? Wait why are you walking away

[dailypokemoncrochet]

I've mentioned it here before but another reason I don't really like to post on Reddit anymore is because anything there gets cheaply made into a shitty article on Gamerant or whatever and that just irritates me. Hate that. Hate when people make the lowest effort articles that are just the reddit thread reposted. A bot could've done that. A bot probably did that. Who is benefitting from this. Gross.

[ganondoodle]

i know im an overemotional, overreactive pathetic little wimp about my hyperfixation, and i dont even mean that derogatory, i think its both my best AND worst quality, im well aware of it, especially in moments when im already stressed i have a hard time to get my brain back into control, im so well aware of it that i HAVE been managing to learn how to deal with it actually which is why, instead of letting myself spiral any further, i went to bed to let my brain calm down

and it worked!

i still hate the live action zelda thing, i still think it WILL be bad, and it will still negatively affect how i feel about the franchise as a whole, i am not spiraling out of control about it though, which i think is a win in my book, some people hate that i say my opinion at all though, more on twitter than here so hey, im grateful to not be called pathetic to my face bc i said something someone might decry as too 'weird'

[wis-art]

Women, so pretty, so shaped, i am so lesbian,,,

[villa-kulla]

@ the mag7 fam, I realize I have no way of convincing you this is not a 'and then everyone clapped' fake post, but i LITERALLY MET MANUEL GARCIA RULFO this weekend at a TIFF party, and we LITERALLY SPOKE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

Takeaways:

he is really ridiculously handsome, excellent brown eyes, A+

really not as tall as he seems in character, and much slighter, i may have to revisit how 'looming' i've written him in fic lmao

(on that note it is biZARRE meeting someone whose character you've written fic about, that is the first time that has happened to me. i can only be grateful i haven't written too much with him, i'd have withered if it was ethan hawke or LBH lol)

he was extremely friendly! and as it transpired he lived in my hometown for about a year so we just chatted about that. he loves poutine and hates the winter, and he has my full agreement on both counts 👍

he also appears to be dating vincent d'onofrio's daughter which is sO cute, the mag7 fam lives on 🙌 (she is gorgeous btw. and I don't think this is like a 'scoop' or private info or anything lol, I asked if he had anything going on at tiff that day and he was very openly like 'no only next week, today I'm just supporting her!)

(also the context for All This is my gentleman friend is a journalist and i joined him at TIFF for the weekend and basically larped as a famous person all weekend lol good times. weekend was crazy but this part felt the most relevant to tumblr)

[camzverse]

wonder if people in the fnaf universe ever ship the robots

[louisisalarrie]

what seperates larry from other ships / beliefs that celebs are together ?

that they’re married

[sanicsmut]

people : its important to be inclusive, yes even of identities you don't understand ! support he/him lesbians !

these same people when its about using multiples contradictory labels because identity is complicated and fluid : if you support this you're actually evil

[vermillioncrown]

@rozaceous replied to your post “Later TPAC teasers bc i'm busy rn”:

FULL OSTRICH, lmao that he very abruptly recognizes that he's abt to receive The Talk and deploys Jason as a defensive weapon

​the talk from anyone bat-related is not going to be a Normal Talk. he doesn't want any one of these eidetic memory freaks knowing anything of his anything, which is where this talk was likely to head towards

(dick, trying to be the best brother-dad, also shameless, also raised on bat contingencies

"--and i'll send you the encrypted list of discreet shopping sites afterwards. let's move onto the next module on the psychology of kinks, and--"

korvin, "kill me. kill me now")

jason's happy to stir shit and get in people's way, there are no loyalties there

korvin just 🙈🙉 "lalalala not listening lalalalalalala" ostrich mode