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guinevereslancelot · 10 months ago

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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

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dykevanny · 5 months ago

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Sorry the mimic just fucking sucks

#Like as a one-off villain it could’ve been cool. A mindless creature that copies others to lure in victims to slake its bloodlust? Cool!#But making it an overarching villain i 💀 i hate it.#Also people who call mimic stories in the books like. Peak beautiful gorgeous writing? Please . Please I’m begging please read some good #Horror. Or writing in general. Good lord. Christttt #Sorry 2 my mutuals who like that thang . Actually I’m not you know my opinions. I HATE THAT THING IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!#I HATE HOW OBVIOUS A RETCON IT IS #Scott loves to just fuck everything up for NO REASON #Also uh. Don’t debate me on this. I’ll just block you

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toadlessgirl · 5 months ago

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when you guys said Interview with the Vampire was good I thought you meant like 'horny campy melodrama' good, not 'prestige television 2x5 may be the single best tv episode i've ever seen everyone involved in this deserves an Emmy HOLY SHIT' good

#i am now caught up and about to make it everyone's problem #sorry/not sorry #also the shift in vibe from season 1 to season 2 is very black sails coded and i love that for them #'season 2 revelations that change how you view everything that came before' you will always be peak screenwriting #interview with the vampire #iwtv #self

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ishqher · 2 months ago

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eroticism was created by the creator too you know and intimacy and chemistry and romance

#he created everything bc he wanted and as he wanted and if you imagine the top peak best experience of that happening in this dunya #that is even less than the wing of a mosquito for him #can you imagine the enormity of how indescribably deep artistic sophisticated he is #and he only wants us to make it halal which is the only way for the best experience on top #i think this is so different than the main perspective of him #txt

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bathroomcorpse · 1 year ago

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likeeeeeeeee......

#im sorry that writing peaked 6 years ago with you're in the bathroom thinking about her #she'll appear from the darkness limping and i'll shoot her in the head!!#sorry that no matter how many times i watch petscop no matter how i know this whole fucking part by heart and could recite it from memory #it will still make me SICK. like. SORRY THAT ITS EVERYTHING TO ME #also for the non-petscop folks (most of you ik) yes this is the full context of my description quote #petscop episode 3 u will always be famous #petscop

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claitea · 4 months ago

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old format but shh i only just thought of this one

#clai's art #clai's ocs #oc: alto #i draw them at peak happiness so often it almost feels weird to depict them not smiling. even though like. this Is their default #they're not even mad rn thats just their resting face #the unfortunate thing about me is i like characters (my own and others) for their flaws and everything. However #i only like drawing silly goofy fun stuff so i rarely ever explore those things and it makes me look like i dont get them. i am sorry HAJHDJ #idk how you can feel like you're mischaracterizing your own oc but goddamn i did it #completely unrelated rant in tags sorry. go back to the silly alto meme ok <3

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sidesteppostinghours · 3 months ago

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pulps law is that whenever i get insane enough about something, i will inevitably attempt to make a persona 5 au, regardless of whether or not i am successful at it.

#pulp speaks #anyways guys youre never going to guess what au ive been thinking of lately .#i know the correct way to go about this is make sidestep the main character but you see #i will not be doing that. and actually in fact i will not be following the storyline of persona 5 in the slightest. because lol #but morgana exists in this au purely because i dont think the others would survive without him explaining what the metaverse is 💀#the rangers are a team of detective for the public sector in this au #and dr mortum is an unassuming everyday scientist that should not peak the rangers interest in any way. at all #in the video game that exists in my head the player can pick between playing julia or ricardo #it doesnt change the storyline that much but it does make the character relationships funky so #in my head chen is best friends with julia and argent is best friends with ricardo #chen and ortega stumble into the metaverse together so if you pick julia its two best friends in a life or death situation #but if you pick ricardo its your sisters best friend+kinda your boss in a life or death situation which personally i find extremely funny #regardless of which ortega you play with the other one doesnt know about the metaverse until id say like. the end of the first palace? beca #use thats when they start getting suspicious #and because this is ortega they follow them and find out about the metaverse that way #i dont think they become a phantom thief but i think they do end up covering the others asses irl #dr mortum still isnt actually a doctor but i think theyre the one providing medicine to them at the start of the game #theyre extremely wary of the rangers at the start and ortega can barely convince them to sell them things which they still charge-#-extremely high over. i think the turning point comes when they discover the metaverse because holy fuck they are So excited about it #both because of the implications and what the metaverse could be used For #chen is not thrilled about letting them know this but theyre kind of their supplier so its not like he can argue #i think mortum joins the phantom thieves eventually but as a navi #obviously its in their best interest to provide everything for free now that theyre part of the team but they still have to order supplies-#-so i think the way it works out in game is that theres certain days supplies can be ordered and you have to pay for it but the items can b #-picked up at any day of the week #but also i have no idea how that would work practically (its all in my head anyway so it doesnt actually matter but yk)#theres still more thoughts about this but im ✨running out of tags✨ and also i cannot organize my thoughts enough to explain it #im not main tagging this its going to be my silly self indulgent au for eternity ok

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waywardsalt · 4 months ago

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anyways. my very first attempt at malenia

#elden ring #my post #this starts late (?) bc i didnt want to get the cutscene in the clip but fumbled to start the recording bc she does kinda rush you #and i was not at all prepared #anyways im genuinely tempted to just write a long post dumping my thoughts on malenia and her fight and how im puzzling through it #ive reached peak intrinsic motivation elden ring #the only reason why i probably should wait to make the post is bc ive only gotten as far as first phase half health #i have another recording thats abt a minute and a half long attempt and i gave it a few tries today #its worth mentioning that the night before i decided to finally start fighting malenia i told my friend (who managed to beat her) that bc #a lot of the last few endgame bosses didnt take me too long to beat i was worried that malenia wouldnt take me very long #and he just told me she would throw me into a meat grinder. and i lasted 12 seconds against her after that intro cutscene #anyways the fact that she's a very straightforward and easy to see boss makes it very easy to break her down and figure out how she #works n why she's hard and figure out a plan and everything i really like it. no particle effects just some sparks and sword trail lines #i keep getting caught by her flurry attack n today my plan (while talking to my friend) was to figure out why i kept getting caught by #it despite it being very obviously telegraphed n then putting together why i struggle with it. its REALLY fun to think technically abt her #anyways. fun part abt me getting killed by the grab + impale is that i honestly wasnt sure if that was actually implemented in the game #bc id never seen it in gameplay and. here we go. ten seconds in there it is

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fluffyhellspawn · 3 months ago

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hi!!! sorry to be like the hundredth person complimenting your art LMAO but like seriously.... i don't know how you do it /pos

like. your pieces look so nice and colouful and finished with no mistakes as far as I can tell and you're posting these everyday? sometimes multiple times a day???

im actually in awe you are so talented!!! :3

you have absolutely no idea how much it makes my day seeing people interact w my account <333 TAHNK YOUUU :)))))!!!!!!!! Ive had so many inbox notifs where its just people being nice and im so happy people like what i draw ahhhhhh

I sound like a broken record LMAOO but i srsly dunno what to say 😭😭 its so overwhelming (/pos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

My answer to posting multiple things a day is LITERALLY just because i love drawing and once i get an idea for something i gotta do it as soon as possible, usually it ends up with me either putting things on my Q or..................double posting.............. (i spam my friends timelines so much i am SO sorry in advance EWUUSDHUAS. u know who u are u told me in class ab it...)

AHHH sorry for the long text vomit i love rambling.....

AGAIN thank youso much dude it means the WORLD!!!!!

#fhs rambling #inbox #EEEEEEEEEEEE #engagements with my account and people just generally liking what i make makes me so happy dude #i never really began posting to get people to see my art and stuff. it was just a personal archive that occasionally got people to see what #im doing and WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH people actually LIKING my stuff outside my close friends means everything dude #i keep jokingly telling myself “this is it. ive peaked on the internet” and HGGHSDHJGSDHJG #might be true.....BUT EITHER WAY ill continue to post i love showing the group of people that follow me what ive done #ALSO SPEAKING OF THAT. HELLO????#118 FOLLOWERS AS OF POSTING THIS???????????#AHHH HELLO ALL OF YOU WHERE DI YOU ALL COME FROM????????????????#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE 118 PEOPLE IS????? THATS A WHOLE ASS SCHOOL-YEAR GROUP.... WHAT THE ?!????#ueueueusofafskhjk it makes me so giddy but also TERRIFIED i love it

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tennis-kittens · 1 year ago

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Dominic Thiem • Generali Open 2023 • Trophy Ceremony

#look at these two dorks 🥹❤️#i was feeling sad but that trophy ceremony really made everything better 🥺❤️#i moved most of the champagne gate into a separate post because that was epic #Seb struggling with English and telling Domi 'i hope you play better than this week' making Domi laugh like *this* was peak cuteness #the way he said he used to watch domi on TV and talking about how he inspired him 😭❤️#i love them your honor #also domi giving up on opening his champagne bottle and Seb being like 'too bad for you'#that kid is a menace 😂#dominic thiem #sebastian baez #tennis

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rose-void-789 · 1 year ago

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Man Soriel is so queer. Fandom wise what queer relationship isn't like weirdly hated when anyone does any little analysis on them being potentially cannon. Get it's a really popular ship that people got tired of but man it's the funniest shit so many loved this ship so then people came up with an essay on why they could and would never be a thing and in fact was unhealthy and weird. It's so much funnier to with a good canonical friendship. Like I'm in the mha bakudeku space, it's crazy going from that where stuff is a lot more nuance but still see less people being upset with it then Soriel it's insane. I feel like I'm a time traveler in the trenches day after the war.

People insisting they are just friends and that a relationship will ruin them as if relationships can't just be very good friends who happen to sometimes go on dates sometimes is such a queer ship argument to have. Toby apparently confirmed Sans as AroAce even apparently Toby then said to not use his tweets for this but hey if true this is an actual queer relationship. And honestly, I'm sure after everything with Asgore Toriel is also not that keen on all that.

But can we talk about that because man I stumbled across a post that made me realize these bitches are so queerplatonic. They remind me so much of one of my friend's relationships. They just talking for ages doing flirting through puns to pull each other up. Like yes this is cannon Soriel. The first time they talked though that door they would have been there till the next day if Paps didn't need a night story. On the surface if the post pacifist interactions are anything to go by I'm sure they nabed a house together. Maybe everyone living together but in every ending where Toriel is alive, he always seems to live with her. There such good friends in the surface these two would totally be joking flrting that might turn to actual flirting but no one not even they know yet I don't think they'll go for anyone else. Toriel certainly isn't going after Asgore any time soon and Sans isn't going to go find someone when he's content. They'll be content on the couch watching some shitty comedy joking around cuddling even. They'll go to Grilbys or some random place once a week for some reason and people will just assume that date night for them. They'll see something in the store and buy it for a prank and cause it reminds it of them. They'll get married as a bit or only because of the tax benefit. If Frisk stays with her you know he's secondary guardian on school stuff. These two are just pure fluff with angsty talks they can only understand sprinkled in. Yeah maybe they won't be an a traditional relationship but honestly these two will definitely be in some weird romantic platonic limbo.

#undertale #soriel #Random ramblings #the queerist straight relationship #I know i'm bring up old fandom nonsense but I saw an old post and man I just realized how queer they are #Like man of course I loved queer relationships after this one fighting in the trenches for this was litterly the same thing #does any of this make sense #it's been years and they just pull you back in #seeing old discussions and art is so fun you all especially since you can't do shit about it so you're just watching everything unfold #and you can't get caught up in the moment #I'm having an absolute blast in this fandom even seeing really old stuff I'm so sorry to all of you that were in the peak and just got hate #shouts of the void

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meyerlansky · 1 year ago

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I have successfully boiled my problem with most of the izzy reads that i hate down to a sentence:

he's not sexually repressed, he's emotionally repressed.

#they are different and ihave paragraphs and paragraphs of thoughts on it #but dressing like a leather daddy and holding your hand over an open flame and literally everything else he does #is not the behavior of a man who doesn't know or realize what gets him going #he's not closeted. he's not homophobic. he thinks having Any Positive Emotion not related to violence makes you vulnerable #[and he's right for his experience and circumstance but i won't touch that now]#his conflict is emotional; ed's ability to captain isn't compromised by his being attracted to a man. it's compromised by Having Feelings.#their ability to survive a world that wants them dead isn't compromised by either of them being queer; it's compromised by being SOFT #by having WEAK SPOTS #pets are a weak spot. lovers are a weak spot. get rid of them to stay safe. not out of spite.#not out of a disdain for those relationships themselves. out of disdain for what Feelings Do To You #idk man maybe i am simply emphatic about this nuance because i get—more than I would like—the impulse to be SAFE #even at the cost of your self and some chances at being happier #he doesn't even care that lucius is gay in the deck scene and i'd go so far as to say he doesn't really care that lucius is slutty #insofar as. like. he doesn't know him and pete are open. from a monogamy-normative perspective it's a betrayal.#your partner being unfaithful when you expect them To Be is ALSO A THING THAT CAN GET YOU KILLED #like idk i just. i think people don't get how much of him is about safety?#and i know the show's created this atmosphere of 'homophobia isn't a real threat'#but they haven't removed the violence and danger crews other than stede face for Other Reasons #so. he's very security-driven. and that's why he speaks to me.#and it's annoying that people just make 'lol izzy's closeted' 'peak homophobic gay' jokes instead of. engaging. with the shit izzy AND ED #went through to make them emotionally closed off the way they are #THE SENTENCE IS A SENTENCE BUT THE EXPLANATION SURE ISNT

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the-one-who-lambs · 1 year ago

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Me: I don't know if my ideas are worth sharing, I'm losing engagement from my readerbase these past few months so I must be doing something wrong, I don't think I've really accomplished anything as a writer.

Some person in my AO3 comments hyped as FUCK for the Risen Lamb/Fallen God rewrite: