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helloiamaustin · 1 year ago
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As a gay man, I only ACTUALLY exist during pride month. Soon it will be over. Soon I will be gone.
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bj-cuntycunt · 7 months ago
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture character arcs:
Kirk: I belong on a starship, so I'll have to get with the times and find my footing again
Spock: turns out I am gay
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merriclo · 1 month ago
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something something, the fact that Dazai despises dogs and yet is so insistent on Chuuya being one.
he isn’t wrong: of all the animals out there, Chuuya has the traits so stereotypical of a mutt. he was always one, i think, from the moment he was experimented on. and if he wasn’t under Dr. N’s rancid hands, then he surely was once the Sheep got a hold of him. sure, he was called the King of the Sheep, but what is that other than their herding dog? a shepherd so loyal to his flock, that even when a blade got buried in his abdomen he still cared for them. in the manga, it’s implied that his choker is the Sheep’s signature bracelet repurposed. he moved it from one pulse point to another, changed it from the sign of belonging to a crowd to the sign of defending one with a bloody maw. it’s a collar now, strung tight.
it’s explicitly stated that Chuuya will forever care about others, no matter how much they have hurt him. in his heart, there will always be a place for those who have done nothing but mutilate his life. a kicked dog whose tail still wags.
and. Dazai hates dogs.
genuinely, he’s disgusted by them. he takes every chance to mock or insult them. yet, he immediately became so fixated on calling Chuuya his dog, framing him as this portrait of unending loyalty, littered with wounds and stained with viscera. Chuuya becomes the one Dazai trusts the most in his current world, so much so that four years apart doesn’t change a thing. they’re back at each other’s side, lives immediately in the other’s hands; one soul, two bodies. the ends of a dichotomy that hides an endless spectrum within.
within hours of meeting, Dazai had decided that Chuuya was a dog, a mutt. he has yet to be proven wrong, and he has yet to truly hate him. something something
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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casyawn · 2 months ago
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KLIMSDORF FAQ since people are asking the same questions over and over:
will you share the painting: sadly it's been months since this happened and she hasn't picked up a paintbrush. so no
was she thinking of gustav klimt: she is a cultured woman and knows who klimt is. no
is this made up? literally what do i have to gain from making this up. i'm just some guy with a fandom blog and i do not want more followers (unless you stan louis de pointe du lac in which case welcome friend). i thought this would amuse my mutuals and at most get a few hundred notes. answer's no
please tell your mom x/y/z: i would never tell my mom i wrote about her on the internet so. sorry but also no
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mwagneto · 6 months ago
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i wonder if they realise how fucking funny these thumbnails are
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avephelis · 7 months ago
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theo your rolls too tough your swag too different they'll kill you...
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laniidae-passerine · 4 months ago
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
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sweeneydino · 5 months ago
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Offering.
Okay, this one wasn't meant to give off homoerotic vibes it just ended up like that-
Happy pride lol
And a bonus+
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Monsters and aliens just hit different for my ace ass-
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charmac · 6 months ago
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nuka-rockit · 2 years ago
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pineappical · 1 year ago
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one of my absolute favorite friendships in the show is Ted and Keeley and i am sooo bummed out that we barely got more scenes with them... 🥺
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thatshadowcomic · 3 months ago
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Shadow buries his head when he sleeps.
This was suppose to be a sketch page... I got mad that this other piece wasn't 100% what I envisioned, and had to get the angles/position correct!!!
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A little cringe, but the framing, patterns and flowers are symbolic. It's a bit on the nose, but I wanted to make something pretty idc
HC on fur: I always figured sonic's tan fur is softer than the blue, and that shadow has low, sleek fur like an oriental short hair or doberman. It's thick, but it isnt dense like Sonic's fur and you could pull it back and see his skin. Sonic's is denser from being out in nature, and softer than shadow's. Do you think mobians get thicker coats in winter? I always thought that HC was fun--ew wait, fur/scale shedding and molting nvm
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hereforthecartoons · 9 months ago
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ive been on an inazuma eleven kick lately. heres the dynamic of THE trio ever.
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butchviking · 1 year ago
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if you dont believe in homosexuality as a natural, innate, morally neutral sexual orientation that cannot be changed then you! are! a! fucking! homophobe!!!!!!!!
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dykeofmisfortune · 11 months ago
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doing this thing i call "reading every class high school lit book i missed out on" partially because as an english minor i feel like a lot of ppl in my english lectures have already read these books in higschool partially because high school english classes suck balls and i think the way they taught kids to read books was lame and dumb as hell and killed love for reading and i think some of these books they make kids read should never be experienced in a classroom setting
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