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As a gay man, I only ACTUALLY exist during pride month. Soon it will be over. Soon I will be gone.
#human#austin.#human behaviour#gayman#gay pride#gayguy#happy pride 🌈#pride#queer#pride month#pride moth#happy pride month#gay mlm#gay#that’s so gay#how homosexual of you#what even is an egg#men are hot#I don’t exist#I won’t exist outside of pride month#enjoy it while I’m still here
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture character arcs:
Kirk: I belong on a starship, so I'll have to get with the times and find my footing again
Spock: turns out I am gay
#how else can you explain what he goes through#spock's like yeah this logical being told me i'm gay and it's 100% correct#the simple feeling was homosexuality all along#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the motion picture#tos spirk#spirk#k/s#james t kirk#spock#s'chn t'gai spock
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something something, the fact that Dazai despises dogs and yet is so insistent on Chuuya being one.
he isn’t wrong: of all the animals out there, Chuuya has the traits so stereotypical of a mutt. he was always one, i think, from the moment he was experimented on. and if he wasn’t under Dr. N’s rancid hands, then he surely was once the Sheep got a hold of him. sure, he was called the King of the Sheep, but what is that other than their herding dog? a shepherd so loyal to his flock, that even when a blade got buried in his abdomen he still cared for them. in the manga, it’s implied that his choker is the Sheep’s signature bracelet repurposed. he moved it from one pulse point to another, changed it from the sign of belonging to a crowd to the sign of defending one with a bloody maw. it’s a collar now, strung tight.
it’s explicitly stated that Chuuya will forever care about others, no matter how much they have hurt him. in his heart, there will always be a place for those who have done nothing but mutilate his life. a kicked dog whose tail still wags.
and. Dazai hates dogs.
genuinely, he’s disgusted by them. he takes every chance to mock or insult them. yet, he immediately became so fixated on calling Chuuya his dog, framing him as this portrait of unending loyalty, littered with wounds and stained with viscera. Chuuya becomes the one Dazai trusts the most in his current world, so much so that four years apart doesn’t change a thing. they’re back at each other’s side, lives immediately in the other’s hands; one soul, two bodies. the ends of a dichotomy that hides an endless spectrum within.
within hours of meeting, Dazai had decided that Chuuya was a dog, a mutt. he has yet to be proven wrong, and he has yet to truly hate him. something something
#the cat!ada and dog!pm symbolism got me acting up#don’t even get me started on how aku being the Rabid Dog of the Port Mafia is so significant#(i will be going into that. very soon. just you wait.)#sigh. homosexuals.#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#bsd chuuya nakahara#bsd dazai#bsd osamu dazai#skk#bsd skk#soukoku#chuuzai#yet another post that the wonderful Rhys convinced me to make#aku discord yall got the preview 🩷#yall got the ramblings of a madman
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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KLIMSDORF FAQ since people are asking the same questions over and over:
will you share the painting: sadly it's been months since this happened and she hasn't picked up a paintbrush. so no
was she thinking of gustav klimt: she is a cultured woman and knows who klimt is. no
is this made up? literally what do i have to gain from making this up. i'm just some guy with a fandom blog and i do not want more followers (unless you stan louis de pointe du lac in which case welcome friend). i thought this would amuse my mutuals and at most get a few hundred notes. answer's no
please tell your mom x/y/z: i would never tell my mom i wrote about her on the internet so. sorry but also no
#klimsdorf#i put this in the replies but i'll go ahead and post this too. & i muted the post bc ppl would not stop replying#also i guess i can see how it would sound made up esp with the name klimsdorf#but you have to understand my mother is german. so like it's not that crazy#and i her son am a homosexual artist so like#idk there are very clear influences in this hallucination i think
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i wonder if they realise how fucking funny these thumbnails are
#LIKE IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS AND I HAVENT STOPPED THINKING ABT THESE PEOPLE#THE LAST ONE. SOME GUY BLOWING UP CRYING GOING FULL ANIME MAN EXPLOSION#AND NOW HE IS GAY!!!!#yeah... he is. 😏 are you mad?#the way they keep crying and seething and yelling for hours on end. sorry man no matter how#angry you get dr who is a homosexual and will never die😬 tough#doctor who#dw memes#<- not but idk what to tag it and i wanna find it later#forgot to post this 💀#14th doctor#wild blue yonder
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theo your rolls too tough your swag too different they'll kill you...
#HOW havent i posted art of him before he's been my favourite since DAY ONE theo nation im so sorry...#the suckening#jrwi#just roll with it#theo collins#jrwi soda#avepharts#the suckening spoilers#only if you look too close but still#he is literally my goat that's my BOY. that's my BOY RIGHT THERE. BLESSED IN ACTUAL REAL LIFE BY HOMOSEXUALITY.#didnt draw the back of his jacket cape but it probably has the dangs on it and the old demons + fangs logos in patches#didnt feel like drawing it lol#also i like to think post-11 he only wears silver jewellery
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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Offering.
Okay, this one wasn't meant to give off homoerotic vibes it just ended up like that-
Happy pride lol
And a bonus+
Monsters and aliens just hit different for my ace ass-
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#crossover#tmnt crossover#gay gay homosexual gay#lgbtq+#happy pride 🌈#pride#rottmnt krang#rottmnt kraang prime#krang one#rottmnt krang leader#tmnt ch'rell#tmnt 2003 ch'rell#tmnt 2003 shredder#tmnt 2003 utrom shredder#tmnt krell#krell#i will not explain myself#fr i was like “man thatd be a cool idea; hes like 'i give you an offer' thatd be sick”#and niw i realize what it looks like#idk which version i prefer lmao#reinspired by getindumdums idea <33#had something similar but it was with rottmnt shredder and how he got his armor#itsa good idea#the tension is palpable
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#i mean. they’re not. not grinding.#these are homosexual acts.#screaming into the void about how fucking insane this is#rob mcelhenney i hate your obsession with and clear knowledge of homosexuality#this is too charged and too. god.#one of the only macdennis scenes where i originally was like 'ok i see it' lol#iasip#macdennis#sunny 14#the gang texts#you guys grinding is so fucking funny and i cant believe it's not scripted#yes i’m reusing gifs from the sex masterpost forgive me#this is the gif set i was working on when i found the s16 scripts btw
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#thought the tumblerinas would enjoy this#and of course the gays from the homosexual pit that is this website love you#my stuff#twitter repost#not my twitter accounts obvs#also idk how old the original tweet is
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one of my absolute favorite friendships in the show is Ted and Keeley and i am sooo bummed out that we barely got more scenes with them... 🥺
#ted lasso#ted lasso fanart#keeley jones#SORRY I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW WOMEN I AM A HOMOSEXUAL MAN#this is my second ? time drawing keeley and god i still. dont know howto draw her LMAO#can u imagine how powerful these two couldve been. the drama. the absolute stupidity they could get up to#afc richmond girl's night and ted is there as the honorary Girl#pn.art#for keeley. ted will say yas girl! and crack his wrist#HJKAGJVHGADJHGVJGADJHA#keeley's weird uncle? figure#the rot is neverending <3#EDIT: THANK YOU CHASE BI4BI BESTIES SO TRUE
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Shadow buries his head when he sleeps.
This was suppose to be a sketch page... I got mad that this other piece wasn't 100% what I envisioned, and had to get the angles/position correct!!!
A little cringe, but the framing, patterns and flowers are symbolic. It's a bit on the nose, but I wanted to make something pretty idc
HC on fur: I always figured sonic's tan fur is softer than the blue, and that shadow has low, sleek fur like an oriental short hair or doberman. It's thick, but it isnt dense like Sonic's fur and you could pull it back and see his skin. Sonic's is denser from being out in nature, and softer than shadow's. Do you think mobians get thicker coats in winter? I always thought that HC was fun--ew wait, fur/scale shedding and molting nvm
#sonic x shadow#shadonic#sonadow comic#gay#sonadow#shadow#sonic the hedgehog#comic#shadow the hedgehog#sth#cuddle#cute#gay gay homosexual gay#eepy#if anyone wondered how I draw their paws#there you go I guess
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ive been on an inazuma eleven kick lately. heres the dynamic of THE trio ever.
#inazuma 11#inazuma eleven go#inazuma eleven#inazuma 11 ares#endou mamoru#mark evans#gouenji shuuya#axel blaze#kidou yuuto#jude sharp#yes i did get inspired by kidous speech in ares because wow. homosexual much.#autism to autism communication between all three not pictured#break trio#engoukidou#i have been talking about this show to so many people and i just sound insane#hi inablr how are all ten of you doing#also got kidous dynamic with gouenji from the honosuto because yes. he is such a loser
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if you dont believe in homosexuality as a natural, innate, morally neutral sexual orientation that cannot be changed then you! are! a! fucking! homophobe!!!!!!!!
#im so FUCKING tired#WE CANNOT CHANGE IT WE CANNOT CHANGE IT WE CANNOT CHANGE IT#you don't even have to like it! you can even think 'well thats not ideal it would better if you could change it' i dont care thats fine!!#hell.. that is what i think half the time!!#but u have got 2 accept that we CAN'T. i have to accept it and u have to accept it and we all just have to LIVE WITH IT#this is life!! this is the real world this is just how it is! homosexuality exists! its not good its not bad it just IS!!!!!
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doing this thing i call "reading every class high school lit book i missed out on" partially because as an english minor i feel like a lot of ppl in my english lectures have already read these books in higschool partially because high school english classes suck balls and i think the way they taught kids to read books was lame and dumb as hell and killed love for reading and i think some of these books they make kids read should never be experienced in a classroom setting
#the horror on my face when i talk to someone and they read catcher in the rye at an age below 16.... that should be a punishable offence#actually teaching catcher in the rye should be illegal. u are meant to experience that on ur own. that shit is between u and god.#the reason why i'm a separate peaceposting rn is because i see the homosexuality and analyze it for fun instead of being bored#if i had to read it in school i'd probably enjoy it less. imagine being quizzed on it. imagine having the themes spilled out for you. gross#if i got reading comprehension quizzed on any book i like i think i would kill myself in front of everyone forever#THAT'S JUST NOT HOW IT WORKS. AND WHY DO COLLEGES UNDERSTAND THIS BUT HIGHSCHOOLS DON'T#LIKE A 16-17 YEAR OLD HIGHSCHOOLER DOES NOT NEED TO BE READING QUIZZED LIKE 18-19 YEAR OLDS DON'T OKAY
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