#how does that not sound rude to you?
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Please note that I'm not speaking for all writers when I say this, but if you're thinking of commenting on a fic you really liked, please do not put, "Part 2?????????????" or any of the derivatives.
You'll never know it if you're not a writer, but it takes a lot of work to finish something as little as 3,000 words. Majority of the longer fics I've posted on here took a minimum of eight months to finish. So to put in all that work only for people to ask me to put in more work is exhausting to read.
I write primarily for myself. I choose to share it because I think others may enjoy it too. Being consistently asked for a part 2 on oneshot fics makes me feel like I'm a fast food server, like it's my job to take your orders and serve the public. My writing, to you, is not an art to appreciate, but a commodity to fill your stomach.
If you're going to leave a comment on anyone's fic, say that you liked it. If you're feeling wordy, tell the author the things you enjoyed about it or what it made you think or feel. Trust me, that is far more flattering than demanding a sequel without anything else. And for my works, if asking for a sequel is the only thing you have to say, I'd really rather you just say nothing at all.
#personal#genshin x reader#writing#i'm so tempted to add more tags to this#add the alhaitham tag bc that one is so busy lmao#but no i'll be good#i just....#how hard is it to say 'wow i loved this!'#'this is so cute omg'#but no your first reaction is to put a demand?#how does that not sound rude to you?#would you ever comment on an artist's work:#'can you add more details to this picture?'#'can you expand the canvas 1000 pixels to the right so you can add more to this painting?'#a picture is a picture#a oneshot is a oneshot#if you really need to ask be like 'i love this so much! are you planning on continuing it?'#that's a much nicer way to ask. i have absolutely no beef with that#but damn at least compliment the writing first#don't just immediately jump to what you can get out of the writer#i wasn't going to complain abt this again after i bitched abt it on my main but then my friend made a post too#and it made me like 'lol maybe i should again too'
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I’m officially gonna start blocking anyone who tries to argue with me about shipping charlastor by claiming that Alastor is Charlie’s “father figure” I don’t need to waste my time with these media illiterate mfs lol
#sorry to sound rude but how dumb do you have to be to completely misinterpret that whole episode#I assure you he does NOT see her as his daughter💀#hazbin hotel#media illiteracy#charlastor#lady luxo rambles
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give meee... headcanons about the Sangfielle friends in the most boring AU you can imagine like. idk. office Sangfielle. grocery store Sangfielle. they all work at a movie theater. whatever sounds mundane as hell and you have Thoughts about :3
okay tumblr ate my fucking answer the first time. let's try this again.
the thing about these guys is that no matter how mundane you make it, they can make anything into a situation. that's just the guys they are. so we put them in a Walmart.
Marn is an employee with a great customer service voice. She's keeping it together in the face of some truly wild statements and requests. One man keeps asking for frootie hooties, a brand of cereal that he insists is real and everyone is just refusing to sell to him, and she's spent twenty minutes trying to tell him that they just don't have it in stock
Lye and Es are having an animated conversation in the clothing area, where she is examining various colorful dresses and he is distractedly picking things off of nearby shelves and putting them back down. The conversation started at how they got kicked out of dayward yve's novelty store and is now about whether stealing should be more or less of a crime than manslaughter, because it's not as bad as killing but it is on purpose. People are trying not to pay attention to them. Eventually they are asked to leave, at which point it is revealed that lye has about two hundred dollars worth of items in his pockets and es has some candles she liked and a new pair of shoes in hers. They are both barred from Walmart.
Duvall hates it here. It's loud, he hates the lights, the aisles make no sense, he can't find anything he's looking for, and people keep coming up to him to ask him where things are. He doesn't even work here. Why do people assume he works here? He's not even wearing any Walmart merchandise. Is that what it's called when you're an employee? Merchandise? Well, it's what it would be called if he wears it, which he never will, because he doesn't work here and never wants to. Have a nice day ma'am.
Pickman is slowly marching her way through the aisles one at a time, peering at her shopping list and holding a tiny shopping basket in one hand. She has to be very careful not to knock the shelves over sometimes. Just trying to get groceries. People are nervously avoiding her. Says "Hey, you" to some poor employee to ask where the milk and cigarettes are. Just grunts at everything else. When she's at the checkout, the guy there asks "Did you find everything you're looking for?", and she just says "No." and leaves
Chine comes out of the bathroom with a live rat in his hand. People scream. The manager finally comes up to him like "Sir, you can't have rats in here." They say "Oh, she's not mine. She was just having trouble opening the door." Gets a big meat on the bone at the deli and nothing else. When he asks how much it costs, they just say it's on the house and try to get him to leave as soon as possible. They go like "Oh, really? Are you sure? I have some money." and sound surprised but pleased, like they're being done a personal favor. The employees insist. He's like "Alright, thanks!" and then asks the rat if she wants anything
#the manager tells an employee to get the rat some cheese. chine says that cheese is actually bad for rats and some seeds would be better#the manager tells the employee to get the rat some seeds and for chine to get the fuck out of their establishment#chine is a little taken aback by the rudeness but leaves without further issue#runs into lye and es outside and is like “hey look they just gave me some free stuff”#Lyke is like “what???? I got kicked out because I wanted free stuff!”#chine says “I think I just got kicked out too. Maybe that's just what happens?"#lyke says “yeah but you got to keep the stuff!”#“Did you not get to keep your stuff?”#“I mean. Not *all* of it.”#“Huh.”#“They didn't let me keep the stuff I kept on purpose.”#es makes a reasonable sounding remark about how they'd be running a pretty terrible business if they handed everything out for free#everyone should get what they need but these people do have livelihoods to think about#is also putting on lipstick that she definitely just shoplifted#duvall comes out and swears he's never coming back here. is asked if he's also banned for life from the Walmart.#demands what the hell these people were doing in the Walmart to get banned for life#because he saw a man getting real heated about frootie hooties and that's definitely not a real cereal#so if that doesn't meet the bar he's not sure he wants to know what does#sangfielle#friends at the table#Shoop#asks
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We ought to write more Pokemon fic some time. We want to recreate the Pokemon Manners/Human Manners cheat sheet that we made a few years ago we think that this site would like the Sliding Scale Of Politeness When Greeting A New Pokemon You've Never Met Before.
#we speak#writing#we grew up with pmd games and we feel like the way that pmd pokemon's dialogue tends to be excessively... direct?#should be a feature and not a bug when any pokemon that you meet might be totally unfamiliar with your species and biology#it's probably very polite to start up front with some basic facts about yourself so they know how to act going forward#the very upfront feel to dialogue also very much helps with keeping the dialogue feel more... pokemon#people mock the series for weird npc dialogue a lot but we think that taking these things literally makes for more fun society building#it doesn't all have to fit with socially acceptable for our world we think. polite in our world isn't even consistent by household.#sometimes a polite interaction sounds like “hello! i'm poochyena! i like to chase people and bite!”#name and immediately socially useful information. now you know about the chasing people and biting so you don't assume it's rude#of course poochyena bites and chases people. it likes to do that. you can say you don't like that and it might stop doing that to You#but it will not stop biting and chasing people because that's what it likes to do and it will probably only befriend people okay with that#it makes a very specific dialogue feel that's very fun to do. we like how the pokemon world tends to treat any sort of like#disability or “weird” things as something that you just say out the gate and everyones like “oh okay”#and then treat that as Part Of Interactions going forwards. there are a surprising amount of parts of the pokemon manga#that are dedicated to working around a character's disability after one or all of their means of dealing with it get taken out#admittedly we aren't that caught up on newer content but we find the way that it tends to be just Accepted as very refreshing#making the dialogue this direct does also tend to make it read as more “childish” in english and particular because a lot of Maturity's jus#learning how to dance around what you're saying or phrase it in different ways to get your idea across differently#whereas here everything is just as direct as possible. “i don't like charmander”. “i like roasting berries”. “i want to dig things up”.#all pokemon dialogue tends to go towards being exceedingly simple and it makes for some very distinct writing#especially when you have to tackle complex situations with characters who probably dont employ that sort of vocabulary#though we personally enjoy doing this sort of stuff your mileage may vary ofc#we are biased towards this sort of thins because we find it MUCH more fun to build up what we're talking about from blocks#than to like. try and use more indirect wording that may lose things in translation#unfortunately this is not fun in irl conversation. everyone has to be on the same page and you need to use the same playbook to communicate#we REALLY wish people said what they meant though. we're really tired of being asked shit like “is this accessible”#when what they mean is “can you climb these stairs” a question which depends on the day our energy level and how things have been going#there are a lot of things we could say that would make us feel like some sort of anti sjw type guy and a lot of em boil down to just#"for the love of god dont dance around a Sensitive Topic just get to the point and ask us about it this just makes things harder for everyo
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“Fem aligned DNI!!”
“Men DNI!!!”
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#does it feel good to be cliquey??#does it make you feel better to be rude and gatekeep ppl based on how they identify and feel their gender?#why can’t you just curate ur own experience#also funny how they couldn’t bring themselves to say women DNI#because it sounds AND IS MISOGYNISTIC AS SHIT#but yea fem aligned doesn’t sound any better tbh
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Hey!!! Love your writing and your works!
Was wondering how you'd interpret IK meeting Michael...AND GOD.
Like in OM! Theres this one part where Simeon invites MC and Solomon to the Celestial Realm and they go there.He than said "Oh Michael would've liked to meet u but he's busy"
This made me curious on how IK would react if she'd meet Michael and by some absurd means,also meet Father aka God.Like would she just bombard them whit questions of what's real and what's fake in the Bible? Or would she be all shy and quiet
(honestly I think both)
C-could you Also maybe write some headcannons? If you want to ofc!!!
thank you!! and- first i've got to make the now-obligatory michael don't leave me here michael joke
and now that that's out of the way - depending on whether michael is really a benign force or not, either ik immediately gains a new uncle upon meeting her, or she spends the entire meeting just side-eyeing him
she's got a good impression of him from luke, but she's also suspicious about the celestial realm in general - so it'd be down to how michael acts. in the uncle michael situation, it definitely wouldn't be long before ik's asking him stuff like "so is turning water into a wine a thing you can do or was that just a weird party trick?"
as for god... he probably does have a human-looking vessel, but in my head he's usually occupying a much grander form, the kind that'd blind a person to look at - so when ik somehow secures a meeting with him, solomon's like 'IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS' and gives her a pair of extremely thick sunglasses, plus a massive sunhat
when she walks into the meeting chamber the gathered angels are under the impression a walking hat has come to meet their great and immortal father. at first they're outraged by this human's lack of respect, but god is so charmed by the sheer audacity that he just tells them to shush
#answering asks#anon asks#uncle michael indulges every single one of ik's questions and then some#treats her like a beloved grandchild and makes a huuuge deal about it to simeon like#'i can't believe you went so long depriving me the company of such a nice little human'#simeon 'michael YOU were the one too busy to meet her before now'#michael 'i cannot hear you over the sound of how much fun i'm having with this darling child'#meanwhile if michael gives ik good reason to be suspicious of him she's just VERY passive aggressive with him#simeon tries to discourage it but he secretly finds it really funny#realistically ik does Not like god but she's wise enough not to be openly rude to him#though she does still sneak in some of the same passive aggression#she would be at least a little intimidated by both of them but mostly she's just going in there like WHATEVER#as an atheist meeting god is more funny than anything else#(and don't be mistaken! even after meeting god ik's still an atheist)
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God okay I don't normally complain about petty fandom problems or whatever but I just got a poll from a tag on my dash on if two characters are dating that literally one of them canonically HATES and is outright extremely rude to the other who did nothing and it overwhelmingly voted they were. This is not a cutesy baby and a tsundere one of them is just fucking awful to them for no reason YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP CARING ABOUT CHARACTERS JUST BECAUSE YOU DECIDED THEY SHOULD BE SHIPPED TOGETHER
CARE ABOUT CHARACTERS OUTSIDE OF BEING A SHIP THEY ALREADY HAVE THEIR OWN STORY AND EVERYTHING STOP CONTRIBUTING TO THE EXTREMELY REDUCTIVE PRACTICE OF TAKING AWAY ALL CHARACTER DEPTH AND STORY BECAUSE TWO CHARACTERS STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER
#BEFORE ANYONE STARTS YELLING AT ME. I LITERALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER WHO'S RUDE. AS A CHARACTER. BECAUSE HE'S INTERESTING.#The problem isn't ships or AUs or exploring interesting dynamics the problem is it being SO PREVALENT --#THE ENTIRE FANDOM CONSTANTLY ERASES CHARACTER DEPTH FOR A PAIRING THEY MADE UP. WITH NO REPLACEMENT DEPTH.#AT ALL#This is absolutely fucking maddening. I'm sure it sounds like I'm just complaining about nothing but I'm not overstating this#EVERY TAG I ever go into for a character I like is overwhelmingly filled with ship content. Because that's all people care about.#And it is extremely disheartening for someone who just wants to see their favourites WITHOUT them getting reduced to shipping fodder#You guys doing this have literally know self awareness about this do you. For the love of God PLEASE think about what you're doing and why#Obviously shipping at the end of the day is nothing really. But it does very likely reflect poorly on your general critical thinking skills#Depending on how you go about it#Anyway. Rant over. Jesus Christ I seriously hate fandom culture#Bleu.txt#This kind of thing (plus people generally just being weird about him.) is why I don't go into Earl's tag AT ALL he's so important to me if#... I saw something upsetting for me I would literally be physically ill on the spot
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YOU CAN HIT A TAG LIMIT??? My ramblings in the tags have been conquered and squashed by the 30 tag limit. How silly!
#syncrovoid.txt#delete later#maybe??#ANYWAYS if i continue the story it wouldn't make much sense so i will wrap it up by saying#sleep deprivation isnt actually rhat bad and you really have to work to get bad symptoms#anyways on a totally unrelated note i have to take 2 to 4 times the amount of pain killers or sedatives for the to start impacting me#when my wisdom teeth were removed (rude! they are mine haha!) i was given 3 sedatives and full legal dose laughing gas and i was like.#just there. in the room chilling. they did local anesthetics and i remember that whole thing moreso than the average day!#even though the sedatives were supposedly supposed to make you forget or hazy?#anyways near the end of the surgery my dad is walking in the hallway and opens the door but before he fully came in i was like#“hey dad!!” and waved. but when you are supposed to lay still with your mouth held open by tools and filled with blood you are NOT#supposed to sit up and welcome people in. and because my face was covered it was by the sound of his shoes?#i dont reember that bit as much but my dad told me it after and when i went for the follow up the dentist said he'd never been#jumpscared in such a situation by someone who should've been conked out#after the surgery i got up and the dentist gave me my teeth in a small bag (i kept it as a test to see if my memory would get messed up#since how often does that happen?) and i just walked away. freaked out a bunch of people though and my parents lol#anyways it is a joke for some people i know that i am simply Built Different. i think i am just too silly to contain by mortal rules <-#i joke in a very silly way!! i am soso sleep deprived right now#dhould i be saying any of this? is my typing making sense? my fingers are numb and my brain feels three shades ourple from forest deep teal#time to sleowly pass out and time travel! farewell all ye who read this! i hope ye have wondrous days ahead of you and a lovely life!!!#@:P
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something very funny to me is that thing cis ppl do when they have to use they/them pronouns and their brain short-circuits and they forget what a sentence is supposed to sound like and say things like "well i'll just ask they what them is doing". like what's happening here. come on man
#good idea generator#this is not exclusive to ppl who are doing it on purpose or otherwise are unsupportive#those ppl typically then like. pretend its the pronouns fault the sentence sounds bad#but other people will like. pretend to not notice the fucked up sentence until corrected#and like?? thank you for trying but i know you know how to use the word they. we have had it for a long time#your whole life in fact. believe in yourself. you can use this word in a sentence. i have heard you do it#if this post makes you defensive. not to be rude but please work through that on your own lol#either you dont do this and the post isnt about you#or you DO do this and i have wounded your pride and made you feel like a bad ally even though you are trying#what you need to understand is 'trying' is not a get out of jail free card. it does not exempt you from critique or jokes#and while ofc it's always frustrating to put in effort that you feel goes unrecognized#i think you should ask yourself if you're trying because you want to get better and genuinely respect trans ppl#would you still do it if no one was grateful for it? if no one emphasized how hard it was for you?
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we've only been awake for like 2? almost 3 hours i think and in that timeframe we've almost teared up multiple times bc we r So Happy To Be Alive And We Want To Live And Experience The World And We Are So Joyful And Excited For The Future and I'm just like WHO the fuck is co-con rn.* What the fuck. What the fuck is going on**
(*i know exactly who's co-con rn)
(**This is one HELL of a period that's what's going on)
#talky#volition you MOTHERFUCKER#you wanna be apart of the fronting roster?? please??? please?????? for the love of god hello please?????????? /lighthearted#i wanna clarify yhat we're FINE. we aren't particularly depressed or anything as of late i dont think. idk. i don't remember#do i look like the kind of bitch that remembers shit for longer than a month nowadays. HfjskaHFJFJF#this is a fun feeling is this how like. normal people feel??#does any of this make sense do i sound pretentious and rude i dOnt know#what i DO know is that i want a fucking doctor bepper and we have NONE. i also want a borger#but alas!!!!!!!! we're having a bbq later today and NO BURGER!!!!!!!!! queerphobia i tell you!!! JCJDKSKAKXKCSK#WAIT I HAVE TO DRAW ART FOR TOMORROW OH MY GOD THE SYSTEM TURNS LIKE 13 TOMORROW!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!#sorry this is all over the place we slept in and couldnt take our adhd meds!
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“Do you know how much more myself and my traveling companions would cover ground if they would just trust me to carry them? Flying is so much more efficient. We could get around so much faster. For some reason though, the ground dwellers seem to be startled by the air. It’s no trouble at all, really. I don’t mind carrying them. I don’t know it’s a lack of trust or fear of heights that prevents them from doing so... ”
#Hiding in the blue; safe between the clouds || IC#// Kumo do you realize how rude you sound right how?#// I don't think you do#// this is what I mean when I say Misterican Arrogance towards flying#// He doesn't even realize he does this#// Forgive him
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you really need to study anatomy, your art is declining in quality RAPIDLY. i'm not saying this to be mean, but all of your art looks like the same fetish piece.
Errm. I kinda fuck w the way my art looks tho
#like i could benefit ig but yk what? i am happy w how it looks to me even if it looks all samey#like whatever. im just gonna draw whatever i like forever and if you dont really like it i cant really blame you#and also i really like ass. so in some respect it is ig. oops#thank you for the suggestion. im just gonna do my own thing man. im just drawing to enjoy it and im picking up some art tips here and there#and also where was this when my art actually LOOKED like ass . i feel more satisfied with the quality of my art than I ever have#idk. it does sound a liiitle rude even if you dont mean it. im just drawing what and how i like to draw. if u dont like it#well. cant be helped#is it annoying to constantly bury my head in the sand like this whenever someone says to learn anatomy? i bet. but also#who tf gives you the right to order me to learn this or that. if anything im gonna do it if im interested in#until then however ig you deal with my art quality until im actually bothered to learn.
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Google search how to not beat the shit out of your sister
#She’s a hypocrite and being bitchy when I try to make a joke not even five minutes after she gets home#I make a joke (based on vague things she said) and she just looks at me all offended like “what? Ur annoying” WALKS OUT#And doesnt even close my door? Or give me time to say I was JOKING?#And yet she’d get mad if I did smth like that#Sometimes I have and urge to yell at her like HEY#stop being such a fucking BITCH (okay maybe not that)#(That’s what you’d get from the subtext of what I say but I’d be more sophisticated than that)#(Probably something like “hey stop getting pissed at people like that it’s rude on your part esp when you know you do those things yourself#She does so much BULLSHIT it pisses me off#S.K thinks#Not really a vent just pissed that I can’t even enjoy five minutes with her before she decides to have an attitude#I know I sound like an angry adult and maybe that’s how it really is but deep down I’m just trying to look out for my little sister#If she does this shit at home Idk what she’s doing with her friends and what she doesn’t tell me#It concerns me
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granted i grew up in a fairly large family (the kind where it seems like every year someone had a new baby lol) so i have a lot of experience taking care of them, but ive never understood the vitriol against kids
not wanting to be a parent, i totally understand. hating messes and screaming i get; pretty much everyone hates those. but pure hatred i do not get
#like. i know saying 'kids are just little people who are still working shit out' sounds like a shit post but it's honestly the truth!#children aren't a different species than us. they function very much the same as any adult does#its just that 1) everything is new to them and 2) their world is a lot smaller than an adult's#a skinned knee is the worst thing a 2 year old has ever experienced#a standardized test is extremely stressful when you're 8#a friend playing with someone else at recess is a deep betrayal when you're 11#as adults we remember those feelings but in the context of our adult lives they feel silly#they aren't silly to kids though#i feel like kids become a lot less alien if you remember that#they really are little humans! they can be rude and loud and messy and cruel. but not uniquely so#and i will reemphasize that its fine if you don't want to be a parent#society might demand it (especially of women) but its not for everyone#hell i love kids and have taken care of them for my whole life but often even i question if i want kids#just. don't be a dick#mickey.txt#also im thinking about cheyenne lin's video about kids under capitalism#especially the bit about how people who grew up wealthy and/or in the suburbs are often the ones#who complain online about children. possibly because they're used to having space and quiet#and not being inconvenienced by others in public spaces. like obviously based on polling data she didn't run#so its not like a guaranteed scientific fact. but i think it does play a factor in a lot of cases#like the hyper-individualism of it all y'know?
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#whyyyyy am i so annoyed and pessimistic all the timeeeee#like a friend invited me out and was talking about potential places to go#and i was like ugh all of these places sound like a hassle and i just wanna stay in my house#and not go anywhere or do anything#like idk when my attitude shifted like this bc i used to be super social#but it feels like nowadays i only want to be alone#or at most in the company of like maybe one or two people#everything just feels so overwhelming and like a lot of things are objectively going right in my life#for the first time in a long time#and i feel like an asshole because it’s like damn bitch this still won’t make you happy?#like i finally have a stable job and a loving relationship and i still find ways to make myself miserable#and i just feel like an ungrateful bitch#how do i stop being so fucking irritable? how do i stop being insufferable to be around?#like i feel rude bc im always leaving plans early and i always feel so out of it while im out with people#like i’m just a spectator and then people expect me to participate in whatever’s going on#and i have to work so hard just to act like a regular fucking person#who isn’t seething and grappling with some unknowable thing under the surface#and of course i realize i am not unique in this at all. everyone’s going through something#but i guess i just feel bad bc it’s affecting my relationships#like i feel so isolated from everyone and so reluctant to open up#and like how do i be like hey sorry man im not avoiding you bc i hate you i just feel unfit for human consumption right now#like what does that even mean?#anyway i don’t wanna go to work. im so tired#personal
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WHAT the fuck was this last pjo ep about
#pjo tv show spoilers ahead (tagging for the show is kinda rude right?)#what do you mean ''kronos is back'' ''oh ok thanks for the info'' what is that about#and why tf does luke's sword open portals that sounds suspiciously like that green thing in the movie#istg every episode makes me hate this show more#the movies may be bad but at least we got cool water powers#AND THEY DIDNT EVEN KILL GABE ON PURPOSE???#ngl im so mad about this show i would prefer if they had never made it ughh#the movies were bad but at least everyone aknowledged that now i gotta see people beign like oooh i love the showw like. shut. the. fuck. u#the show is just as bad as the movies imo idgaf that rick riordan worked on it#<- and that is something i will die mad about because it had so much potential#we didnt even get to see cool water powers there was just a big wave once and thats. it.#how tf did they spend so much on a show like this. barely any fight scenes a fade out every time percy is supposed to use his powers#seriously what did they do with all the money#i will obviously watch s2 if they ever make it but seriously fuck them i am a full time believer that the show sucks as much as the movies#mine#rant
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