#how could I not???

[frnkiebby]

did i need to buy this? no.

did i? abso-fucking-lutely.~🎃

[hydrangeyes]

I wish I streamed my reaction to matheo first go. I was OVER IT, I wanted to romance him so bad out of pure SPITE and GIGGLES.

[i-want-a-slurpee]

Update:

[the-cooler-sidestep]

sometimes i think i'm immune to capitalism and then i remember that when i first saw the ad announcing the chicken McGriddle at McDonalds at 9 am in bed on my phone I immediately got up and gaslit my dad into getting McDonalds breakfast with me so maybe I'm not as strong as i think

[voxiiferous]

Vox had never really considered getting a pet, in life he’d been too busy, and overall, just… not that interested in having to care for another lifeform. In death, it had always come second to progress and empire-building. Vark is not, in fact, his idea.

He gets the hammerhead shark-dog during one of the many off-again portions of he and Valentino’s ‘on-again-off-again’ relationship. Except for one small detail: Valentino had managed to piss off Velvette that time too. Vark, according to Velvette, was a bit of an escape artist, who she came across wandering the streets. She decided she liked him, and brought him to Vox, with the excuse that “now that we’re down one V, I brought you another”. She was the one to name him, and while it’s not necessarily the most creative name, a play on ‘bark’, just with a V, he adores his pet, and Vark is more than a little spoiled. 

(Valentino hadn’t been all that happy to come back to find out that he’d been ‘replaced’ with a shark).

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[bored-boring-and-tired]

i propose that instead of pride month, we have queer year (queer people are treated like actual people all year long)

edit: @ilackhumanqualities wins best addition to this post

[chrisery-business]

my biggest issue with the httyd live action-and just about any live action reboot is that it seems that the live action adaptations are being made to make the original “better”? like, so many people talk about a live action spiderverse, a live action hercules, a live action PRINCE OF EGYPT (dont piss me OFF.)-like animation is a beautiful work of art, and for some reason putting real people and cgi in it is supposed to be an “upgrade”? im probably being that friend that’s too woke or whatever, but i just think it’s so disrespectful to act like something that takes so much time and effort and energy is immediately considered as lower because it is animated. animation is beautiful, and it is one of the most heartfelt art forms there are, and erasing that for the sake of a cash grab is downright degrading to animation as a medium.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[marfian]

So act 3 huh