#mau speaks

[i-want-a-slurpee]

[fayewalters-theladygb]

They found me, ARE YOU KIDDING.

[mustymausoleum]

hi hi 🩷

(if u want to)

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Learn to know your mutuals and followers! 🍰

oooooo thank u for the tag!

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Rain, Thunder, Lightning, and Fog

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Museums, Libraries, and Historical Buildings

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Gothic Architecture, particularly Cathedrals and Cemeteries

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Crystals, Incense, and Witchy Stuff especially stores that sell that kind of thing - it's a happy place for me

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ My IRLs, Family, Boyfriend, Doggy, and as of this year my Discord Friends; they mean a lot to me despite having never met!

[konigsblog]

König who has a high sex drive. (🌽 link)

As humiliating and humbling as it sounds, you're nothing but a fleshlight for König. He can't control how horny he becomes, especially in the morning, after a workout, and while drinking together. He becomes a giggling pervert who can't help but touch you all over, his hands reaching between your thighs to grope your tight cunt.

“Please, Maus, just one more round, that’s all I desire.”

He's obsessed with the gummy, sticky sensation of your walls wrapped tightly around the shaft of his meaty cock. He'll bend you over any surfaces he finds, whether that's the kitchen countertop, a desk, or the couch. He adores having control, but occasionally, he'll allow you to take control — well, he has to plead with you through whines and tears to ride him, stinking of booze and nicotine, too tired to take control, but too horny not to have sex or receive any stimulation. König is like a dog in heat. For König, the need is constant and perverse thoughts won't stop rushing through his mind until he's fulfilled and satisfied.

“Bitte- stop moving, please. Gottverdammt, you add fuel to my addiction, Liebling. How do you expect me to resist something so tempting? So addictive?”

König will use you for hours if that's what he feels like doing. He'll wipe the tears from your glassy eyes, thanking you between rounds by kissing your bare shoulder, sinking back inside before you can catch your breath. He'll whine about having to use protection, that it ruins the session he's having with his beloved angel.

König is uncontrollable when he's aroused and pent up, constantly trying to rip your clothing from your body, sometimes sobbing through drunkenness, desperation, and derangement.

[mausinly]

Grrr cowboy!velikan thoughts, au belongs to @ghouljams, also big thanks to @reyesbignaturals for enabling me hehehe

I don't think he's exactly retired yet, more like laying low with a lot of other guys from Shadow Company. Maybe they did something just a little (not little) risky (they almost blew up all of Washington) and need to stay off the radar for a while. Since Lerch is canonically from Texas, I think it may have been his idea. He's got some of the shadows working as temporary hands while others are holed up on various plots of land in plain sight.

While Graves is busy riding bulls and being a usual showboat, I think Velikan is more dedicated to the laying low part of laying low. He's living on a small ranch, nothing more than maybe 5 acres. He's got a few horses and livestock, mainly chickens and goats because he wants things he can wrangle easily.

It takes some adjustment for him, the slow and somewhat repetitive life in a small town like this. He's so used to constantly being on the move, constantly being on guard. He didn't become the warden by half-assing his job.

But it's so quiet. He always drags himself down to the bars and rodeo arenas with the rest of the shadows, just for the white noise (and to bet on how quickly his CEO gets bucked). They must look like some kind of old western gang, all wearing black hats and bandanas over their mouths. At least there's still that familiarity. He hates to admit it, but he cares about these kids more than he wants to.

It's nice for a while, a little too nice. Laying low seems to drag out longer and longer, and he finds himself calling his little farm "home" more often than not. He starts to understand the suspicious amount of retired military here, this weirdass town has a way of luring you in and wiggling its way into your heart.

Apparently, a lot of the other shadows seem to agree because, one by one, they all begin to settle down with oddly charming and beautiful women. They start making jokes that there must be something in the water when Graves starts chasing around a pretty bronc rider.

He didn't take it all too seriously until he walked by a little stand in the market, selling jars of honey with you sitting comfortably behind the display. There's a frayed little straw hat sitting comfortably on your head and he can't help but wonder how it would look replaced by his own.

Hell, maybe there is something in the water...

[fayewalters-theladygb]

Wha- Are you alright?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MRRRRRRRYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[jevilowo]

It's Irish Language Week next week so to cope I'm making a shitty comic teehee

[wundertree]

Deutschsprachige Freunde der Nacht, der Schlaflosigkeit und des Gedankenkarusells.

Heute möchte ich euch 'Gute Nacht mit der Maus' empfehlen, zu finden auf der Website der Maus oder überall wo es Podcasts gibt. Es werden Lieder gespielt, Geschichten erzählt und ein Gedicht vorgelesen. Angeführt von einem unserer Lieblings gender-nonconforming Kindheitsidolen, der Maus, und ihren Freund:innen.

Hilft mir beim runter kommen, Gedanken fokussieren und einschlafen. Wie Meditation, aber Traumreisen waren eh schon immer besser.

[ask-steven-the-wolf]

Guten morgen everyone!

It's gonna be rainy today so be sure to stay warm and dry! Drink plenty of water and don't forget to be awesome! You got today handled ^^

[fayewalters-theladygb]

THROW SOME SALT QUICK-

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[i-want-a-slurpee]

Is that Aziraphale and Crowley foreshadowing in the upper right corner in the theatre box or am I being silly?

Like ???

[fayewalters-theladygb]

Catching up on thousands of years of human history hasn't been the most pleasant thing in the world, but at least you all thought of putting the most important knowledge in books. The idea of reading through billions of records to understand the evolution of society would be beyond my interests.

Truly incredible what has been achieved and learned over multiple millennia, absolutely fascinating. Some of the commonplaces and subjects of amusement I have yet to understand, however.

At least Faye is able to comprehend the 𓅓𓍯𓂧𓇋𓂋𓈖 world, well, that probably comes with living in this age.

[stunt-lads]

I got 2 fandom cookbooks today but not the one I wanted smh

[fayewalters-theladygb]

Zygna please- leave them alone.

Little Damien is feeling badly, is he? Finally realizing that he has no worth beyond that of being my servant?

Good.

I was wondering when this team would start tearing itself apart from the inside. It was only a matter of time, given how dysfunctional they are. And I didn't even have to do anything to aid it along! How deliciously ironic. They were looking for an enemy in me, when the real enemy was themselves all along.

It will be great fun, to watch them all dissolve into chaos.

I do wonder if I can cause little Matthew to sink even further into the paranoia that he has been fostering lately.....

-Zygna

[konigsblog]

Loser!König still keeps his childhood teddy. 🧸

[camping-with-monsters]

I THINK ONE OF THE BABIES FOUND A MAKER AND DREW ALL OVER THEMSELVES ????