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uncharted-constellations · 3 months ago

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Them, your honor

Anyways thank you echoes for giving poor a-ttp link a rest

#tloz #princess zelda #link #echoes of wisdom #echoes of wisdom spoilers #eow #art #my art #redesign #loz redesigns round 2 #listen i dont know where based link came from i just thought it was funny how shocked everyone looked at the end of the game #i did originally have the flynn poster thing as a funny page option but everybody else has already done it now lol #you know she went to lueburry and link 2 minutes after the game and got herself another sweet cloak #i like to think stamps do indeed take off and its 98% zeldas fault #but yes zelda gets to be the protag of this game due to having an actual loving father #sorry wild zelda lol #but yes outfits are vaguely st-r wars inspired #idk if that comes through or not

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 4 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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mohntilyet · 1 month ago

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still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.

lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.

and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!

but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.

#not helped that these ideas are probably fostered by caterina. she doesnt WANT lucanis to have FRIENDS she wants him to KILL THINGS lol #and her perceiving illario as someone who wants but wont rise against her would have been interesting #so she allows his charm and friendliness etc. because she wants him to ingratiate the house to other houses #she doesnt want him out the picture. she NEEDS him there to make people like lucanis. illario just isnt content with that #i will shut up about this. i promise.#like i wont. but im trying #lucanis dellamorte #illario dellamorte #and also i want illario to have a little more manipulative asshole going on he's not believable enough in game omg #i think the main issue i have is that lucanis should have . maybe. been a bit less agreeable. SORRY #but it would have been fun to see crow-like defensiveness slowly break away to reveal a caring polite and kind man #or at least a slow understanding of lucanis-language. like he said 'i dont care' but he meant 'i dont mind'#raised by a grieving and also repressed old italian woman will do this to you #thoo. i was pleasantly surprised at how sweet he was in the game to start but i think parallel wise this could have been fun is all #veilguard spoilers #dragon age #and also really sorry that this was brought upon by someone calling him a pursedog man in tags #which was very funny for 5 minutes and then i was like actually i can do something with this

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heydrangeas · 6 months ago

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I am trying soooo hard not to be annoyed with american leftists. like we get it, you are ideologically perfect and won’t compromise with anyone or take any action or donate your time or money to any material cause—but at least you post the Exact Right Things and hate everyone!! Phew!

#like come on bro you’re gonna say trump and harris are the exact same #with a straight face #are you underinformed or do you just not care about the environment and abortion rights and a dozen other things #leftism #us politics #like how convenient that everyone is Evil except your tiny community who has no political power #sweet!#kamala harris #saying this in the tags now: this does not apply to every single leftist in America. and I know that. Ty

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cheese-water · 2 years ago

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he is the only funny person on the damn app

#charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #twitter #look who made me laugh out loud again…#OKAY LOOK for as long as it takes tumblr to discover the enigma that is Charlie Slimecicle #I will continue to post funny gloopy gunky guy propaganda #THATS JUST HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES #If it takes me scrolling through twitter everyday to do it the so be it #We all have to make sacrifices lmao #but thank you fellow slime enjoyers for spreading my message previously #it’s really sweet seeing the collective enjoyment over slimecicle on my post of all things #<3 #quackity #qsmp #juanaflippa

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lucabyte · 9 months ago

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Taking pride in One's own appearance.

#you people are becoming my guinea pigs for my finally learning how to communicate information via comics. a thing ive needed to practice at #also BLEGH. YUCK. andrew hussie was right candy makes you sick. this is a little too saccharine for me. yeesh. let me get back to the meat.#isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #doodlebyte #'let me get back to the meat' i say eyeing something similarly sickly in my sketches. at least it's mildly tormented as a counterbalance...#you people have no idea how much im having to stay my own hand. oh i can draw miserable nudity but the most basic of fluff? visceral #anyway i dont know the logistics of picking up a glass eye or where loop got money (besides pilfering from siffrin) & ive previously drawn #sif with a vague blank middle-grey eye as either being scarred over or a blank occular prosthesis put in quickly at the nearest town #i dont know that they'd have a glass eye during the game but considering prosthesis are reccomended to keep the skull etc from deforming #id imagine it would probably come up postgame as something to do now theyre not on a time limit trying to save the country #plus i assume that having it gouged at by a sadness wasnt exactly a clean wound by any measure #all this to say. idk i just wanted to get some information across in comic form to Test my Abilities #and we're far enough down now to say my absolute most wretchingly sweet fluff headcanon that actually inspired this #which is that i think siffrin gets into the habit of not wearing the eyepatch around loop so they kinda match.#and as a signifier to the other that they're letting their guard down around them. vulnerability etc.#just kinda wearing it around their neck so they don't lose it

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barrel-crow-n · 8 months ago

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This scene >>>

#“how do you think it tastes 😊?”#*side eyes her* “like tea??”#(fuck you too??!) “yes but... is it floral? bitter? sweet with notes of warm buttery-”#“warm 😐 and wet 😐😐”#and when he doesnt do the tea custom thing lmaooo #kaz brekker #nina zenik #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone season 2 #netflix shadow and bone #soc memes

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bird-inacage · 2 months ago

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The Heart Killers Trailer | Kantbison + UNHINGED

CURRENT CAUSE OF DEATH.

I'm sorry - they did not prepare us for this. BDSM??? A 500-Days-of-Summer DANCE NUMBER?! THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO INSANELY DERANGED AND CHAOTIC, I LOVE THAT FOR THEM.

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raining-its-pouring · 12 days ago

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Five Pebbles is so funny. Shoutout to characters who learn to prioritize compassion but still have the same deep-rooted self-actualization and self-worth issues they always had. Shoutout to characters who use compassion as a bludgeon to hurt themselves with under the guise of self-sacrifice. Shoutout to the guilt that drives one to heap blame upon themself until they feel the only way to atone is through punishment. That’s just as much about inflicting misery upon yourself as it is about helping the person you hurt. Get therapy king.

#rain world #rw five pebbles #rw fp #rw spoilers #This is kind of how I’ve always viewed the rarefraction cell thing tbh. Like I love love love that Moon’s initial reaction is negative.#You don’t understand how much I love that.#But yeah I like Five Pebbles arc. It’s not a fully healthy one imo? Not that his starting point was healthy either.#‘Instead of making myself miserable under the guise of the great problem #I will instead make myself miserable under the guise of rectifying my mistakes.’#Truly what a guy.#none of this is meant to undercut the sacrifice he made btw. it’s a genuinely sweet gesture #but I think not enough people acknowledge it’s also not necessarily a. healthy progression for him mentally

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eliounora · 2 years ago

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sunset in silence

#lord of the rings #legolas #gimli #gimleaf #gigolas #my art #this started all sweet and funny but then!!!#i remembered how in the Fanfics braiding is always portrayed as something really intimate #so then this got kind of a risky vibe...#like kissing someone when they're sleeping. kind of iffy but you want them so much #bordering on illicit... oOOooOOO #ANYWAY let me know what you think #legolas fell both first and harder #EDIT: fixed a weird colouring thing that did not show up on my tablet but did on my laptop screen?#EDIT2: fixed legolas's head... twas a bit Elongated

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miyamiwu · 2 months ago

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How to say “I love you” in Blue Lock

I don’t really want to play soccer, but being with you isn’t a pain, so it’s fine.

Now that I can fight without you, being with you is even more fun

And then there’s this asshole...

I made it this far because of you. Since you allowed me to play soccer freely, I’ve grown this strong on Bastard München. But I can’t climb any higher that way. I figured that out in this match, I no longer need the freedom you give me. Forget about me, Ness. Find yourself a new king. It’s easier for me to live in restriction.

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unpersoniverse · 3 months ago

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Skén:nen sá:sewh

as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc

translation: Get home safe

#nobody translate the file name #nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you #imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind #I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out #Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o #she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she #she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM #until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together #I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized #I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby #and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch #they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through #connor i'm in love with your wife #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #connor's mistery wife #ac 3 #assassin's creed #oc #the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 7 months ago

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one morning you cling to satoru’s back and sleepily plead for him not to leave for work and he feels closer to killing the higher ups than ever before

#explodes #i am . Thinking abt him #thinking abt him meeting a sweet non-sorcerer who makes him feel normal #thinking abt how weak he is to you and how he never ever ever wants to let you down or make you sad #so when you give him that meek little pout and ask him not to leave you in that sleepy little voice a part of his brain is just like .#……. maybe i could ask for a day off #even though he realistically knows he can’t #you make him want better things for himself #:((((((((((((((((((((#anyway i’m also imagining him kissing you all over and promising to hurry and being absolutely Stone Cold all day #no messing around no being silly he is a man on a mission and everyone is terrified #he kills the curse so quickly and thoroughly with such a serious expression that yaga asks him if he’s doing okay #💀💀#…. i love him .#he cherishes soft mornings with you more than anything!!!!!!!!!! he wants to sleep in with you…. it’s his dream……..#ari noises ✩#gojo x reader

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bixels · 3 months ago

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Be honest, what are your thoughts on appledash? Do you hate it or its more of not a big deal

Not a big deal to me. I like it, I see all the appeals, I just personally like Rarijack more.

#ask me #anon #if you wanna know why i like rarijack more i just think they're a healthier depiction of a domestic and longterm relationship #appledash gives me the vibes of gfs that'll eventually break up #because from s1 to s8 their relationship and communication with each other on serious things never really matures or grows #they were competitive and petty in s1 and they were competitive and petty in s8 #arguably worse cuz in that s8 episode their dynamic becomes so toxic they almost cause a student under their care to drown #both of them have a superiority complex that's constantly conflicting with each other and it never really gets resolved #but with rarijack there's a very clear arc of development you can follow in their character #and multiple episodes show how they'll argue and eventually come back together and apologize and communicate and work to better things #you can watch them grow to like and understand each other. in s1 aj scoffs and makes fun of rarity's work in fashion #but in a later season (after some conflict) aj says that she doesn't understand fashion but she knows it means a lot to rarity so it means #a lot to her too. and that's what love is to me. “it didn't mean anything to me until it meant something to you”#it's genuinely really sweet and i'd argue rarijack /feels/ the most romantic out of all the main 6 ships. through arguing they grow closer #which is how it's supposed to be in relationships that last! you argue to work out your interpersonal problems and understand each other #(which is why it's genuinely kinda baffling to me that appledash ended up being canonically married because they never gave me those vibes)#but it really doesn't matter. they're cartoon horses! have fun with them

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catmask · 4 months ago

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got to the bottom of my dashboard and saw there were 99+ new post notification and thought to myself 'i dont want to see any more tumblr posts...' somethings happening

#same feeling you get when you eat too many sweets as a kid and it suddenly dawns on you there is a limit to how much you should consume #some things

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sunnibits · 1 year ago

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“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭#like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc.#he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!!#izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

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