#house on drugs

[gabrielsfrontswoop]

lil nas x might be yalls gay icon but im sorry mine is in the scene where wilson is undergoing surgery to save his friend/patient that he feels obligated to help and dr gregory fucking house says he will not go be with wilson before the surgery because “if you die… im alone.” and went anyways and was the last thing wilson saw before going under haha

[parkersmarker]

my brother keeps texting me pictures of House. help

[eeverlark]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[wanologic]

Hi! Your drawings are amazing! But may I ask why Danny, Sam, and Toker are living together? Under what circumstances did they move in together?

They’re all STEM kids so they found a school that had decent programs in all their majors (Sam in Ecology, Danny in Physics, and Tucker in Computer Information Systems). In my head it’s some reasonably cheap(ish), decently easy to get into state school or something similar.

They were looking for places to live during the summer after senior year, when Sam’s parents looked over her shoulder and decided buying their daughter a house and renting it after graduation would make them more money in the long run than paying some other slumlord rent for four years (campus rentals are a racket and the Mansons wanna cash in lmao).

Danny, Sam, and Tucker wanted to live together bc long live team phantom. They don’t have to hide any ghost stuff from unknown roommates and the rent is free. Danny and Tucker both have part time jobs at Nasty Burger and Sam volunteers and has a million extracurriculars.

[quiddling]

lil doodle of maegor n aenys (:

[fireguardianblog]

"You drugged him again? Seriously?"

"He was tired but couldn't fall asleep, I gave him a hand"

"Yeah, bullshit"

"Fine, he wouldn't shut up about the bet he won. I had a headache"

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[tereshkina]

i forgot to include otto but i'd give him cocaine too <3

part 2

[thankstothe]

The most suspicious man alive offers you a cup of coffee, do you accept?

[gabrielsfrontswoop]

cannot get over the fact that wilson is so teddy bear my goodness heavens sedate me atp honestly what

[zira-draws]

you guys don't know how many times I've drawn portraits of this fella. probably way too much to be considered a healthy amount... he is just so :(( with his passion for air forces :((((( cmon man :(

[oldmanffucker]

this one was a hit tweet

[agentjazzy]

honestly craziest thing about house md is that at no point ever was he ever muzzled like hannibal lector or a dog

[adam-scott]

surefineokay: episode 7 BTS, feat. our incredible HMU team, Adam trying in vain to beat me at NyTimes Connections, good light, Ben on a break watching the Knicks, a stunning impersonation of a fire hydrant. Not pictured: the brilliant Jessica Lee Gagné, who directed this episode ❤️ #severance

[remy--hadley]

One of my favourite things to do while rewatching house is to pretend that the series ends at 6.02 broken. Yes House is no longer a drug addict and has started to heal from his trauma. He is going to be happy and peaceful and healthy. Cameron and chase are still married and are forever. Wilson is waiting for house at home and he will never get C-word. 13 and foreman are happy together. There is no car in cuddys living room because her and house are still on good terms. The future is bright. Not a single bad thing will happen to any of them. Nothing. Nope.

[adena-unspoken]

I love how Wilson immediately checks his wallet <3