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I wish all of you a hopeful new year. May 2025 be more tolerable than you imagine it will be.

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did your special demon lover get you anything nice for christmas?

Hello, my dear fellow. We always encourage asking questions!

My lovely Crowley gifted me an early, rare palm leaf edition of Kamasutra in Sanskrit on December 25. He’s always so very thoughtful.

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Yes, I do know that, my dear.

But the humans celebrate on December 25, and we do want to blend in. The happiness itself is reason to celebrate.

I wish everyone a wonderful Christmas.

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I wish everyone a wonderful Christmas.

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Last night, Crowley and I went for a long drive to observe how the humans decorated their homes and shops for Christmas.

Presently, my beautiful demon is baking cookies. I’m assisting with the decoration. Though I enjoy consuming food, my culinary skills are lacking.

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I do so adore how my demon drapes across my torso and legs, making the sweetest noises as he conducts his sleeping ritual.

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Today I kissed Crowley.

It wasn’t our first kiss (of course), but something exciting happened while our lips and arms were entangled.

I felt his tongue move past my lips, and suddenly our tongues met. It was very wet.

I do believe it was quite intentional based on my wiley serpent’s reaction.

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Muriel and Crowley went on an outing today, leaving me to enjoy some tea and a good book.

It appears that they had a splendid time. Muriel was smiling and Crowley wasn’t grumpy when they returned.

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Crowley spent all of yesterday trying to make me trick or treat. I quickly determined that selecting the treat option was far more satisfying, though I did on occasion choose trick because it made him so happy.

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Last evening, my dear Crowley took me to the cinema to watch a moving picture. It astounds me how, for one and one half hours, you can be transported into a beautifully written story about those you do not know and yet feel a strong bond with one or more of the characters.

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I have now proven to my dear Crowley that I am indeed capable of going an entire month without posting about our every action (not that I was doing that).

Apparently there is something called Social Media Addiction, and it has a long list of potential symptoms.

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My dear boy, you tempted me to go into a Hell-themed bar. It was much more… entertaining that I assume hell to be.

I already have an outfit picked out for next week. It will be a night to remember!

Today Aziraphale discovered a gay bar. I’ve not seen him so happy around “bebop”. Ever. He even sang along with songs he’s probably never heard before. I’m assuming miracles were involved.

I believe this is going to be how I spend my Wednesday nights for eternity.

As long as he’s happy.

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My dear boy, seeing how you are with children does make me wonder what it would be like to have our own.

We do have practice being godfathers. Perhaps it’s time to visit Warlock again.

I’ve spent the past week thwarting my angel’s attempts to convince me we should procure a baby.

It’s not on.

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Crowley and I went to visit our friends who recently birthed a new human baby.

We stayed longer than initially anticipated. Crowley insisted the parents needed our his help for the first week of the baby’s time at home.

My beautiful wife really is good with children.

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We have returned from an adventure!

More details to come. For now, I must attend to the bookshop and my husband, but not necessarily in that order.

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I must admit, having my beautiful angel demon life partner draped over me and sleeping peacefully while I read is when I know what Heaven truly is.

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Crowley returned home this morning, excitedly trying to not tell me something.

When I made inquiries, he smiled cryptically and responded with, “Wait and see.”

I probably deserved that.