#house md time

[croc-odette]

Wilson doesn’t do it enough but it is so satisfying when house is being unforgivably awful and Wilson just waits till he’s done and then says the shortest meanest thing possible

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[heph]

Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

how do you say this and then proceed to look right into his eyes

[ynnu-64]

[inejqhafa]

three tickets to challengers

[planetaryacceleration]

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

The reason they couldn't ever do a huge fistfight scene between House and Wilson to release all of the stupid tension and hanging grudges is because House loves it too much when Wilson cuts loose and lets his "imperfect side" out.

He would be like, smirking and grinning while getting his nose smashed in. Doing shit like licking the blood from his upper lip and laughing while Wilson holds him down and reels back for another punch. It would be too homoerotic- even for House MD's standards.

[starjunkyard]

Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards

[croc-odette]

taub just shot to the top of the list of unwell characters on this show when it became clear that the ringtone of his ex-wife of 20 years who he's cheating on a 22 year old nurse with is the piña colada song. and they're both having his baby.

[boy-wonderoncologist]

house + looking at wilson

[peterpant]

Its the only thing she has left

[preacherboyd]

House M.D. | 5x11 Joy to the World

[anyataylorjoys]

Eric Foreman in S2E21: Euphoria Part 1

[theboost]

The moral of house md is that romantic relationships are temporary and fleeting and all marriages are doomed but the weird gay thing you have with your coworker is eternal