#house md kutner

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

KUTNER?!?? WHAT THE FUCK

[dailyhouse]

[stampgwifeyera]

i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

[sarahwatchesthings]

[chicafinal]

house md 2023 and the team has to treat a true crime podcaster. house starts a betting pool saying he can solve the patients case AND the cold case the podcaster was recording before falling ill. cameron questions the morality of making entertainment out of other people's suffering. wilson bets against house. chase tells foreman and cameron that they should start their own podcast about their weekly cases

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[yikesattackpenicillin]

Kutner: being one of the best characters on House and being oh so silly and everyone loves him, nothing could and should go wrong, we love Kutner

Obama:

[ozymandiasdirge]

funniest thing about house md is that house has like every flavor of trauma responses and is cut deep by shit so much in his life that he in fact creates new ones. except over getting shot. like someone literallly walked in and shot him twice trying to kill him. and then he never brings it up again after it happens. not like he’s burying it and repressing. like it straight up did not phase him and he went right back to ruining patients lives afterwards. king.

[wilson-lover]

House MD characters as things me and my friends have said

I could make so many more of these

[bittersweetstargazer]

you'll never believe how long it took me to make this

[al-sonormal]

cw blood

funny shirts and scalpels

[didjeraman]

I love kutner I hope absolutely nothing happens to him!!!!!

[fireguardianblog]

House slipped away to take a nap in the lounge room, woke up some time later to this. He then notices framed pictures of this in both Wilson's and Cuddy's offices and tries to incinerate them.

Rough week for the Diagnostics department...

Also hello to this... nice site, I think it'll be okay here

[heph]

Camping trip

Loosely inspired by this fic! Do mind the content rating.