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also this came about because i saw people trying to scaremonger chemotherapy... CHEMOTHERAPY!!!! like oh myy goood, is the year 1454 and we all believe in the Four Humors and demons enacting ill-will inside our bodies again? holy shit

crazy how alternative medicine ranges from "if you have a sore throat drink tea + honey" (harmless, can actually help) to "your doctor is trying to KILL you🫵 buy my Miracle Slime for $59.99 and it'll CURE your brain cancer! also vaccines are evil" (kills people)

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crazy how alternative medicine ranges from "if you have a sore throat drink tea + honey" (harmless, can actually help) to "your doctor is trying to KILL you🫵 buy my Miracle Slime for $59.99 and it'll CURE your brain cancer! also vaccines are evil" (kills people)

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i love seeing practically full-grown fledglings beg for food from their parents. y'all are so silly, eat that seed yourself!!! 🫵

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dog opinion: the worst dog you'll ever meet will be on a retractable leash

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this is so important to me

Was rereading some of Hal’s 1990 Green Lantern run and while I dont like much of it personally later on I ADORE how tactile he was with John and Guy so I took screenshots of my personal favourite ones. He really was the dad of the Corps.

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protecting children is when they can be made into unrestricted content for their parents' kidfluencer instagram or family vlogs but they can't go online and watch the videos they themselves are in, for their own safety

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also this isn't to say i think len is entirely technically naïve, because he is VERY mechanically inclined (dude did practically reverse-engineer the cold gun), he just does not understand social media at all. like len can construct a subzero power core that he can operate in a gun, but he folds at the HOT UKRAINIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA fake ads that pop up on his browser.

considering james has successfully catfished len, and there's no possible way this old man is internet savvy, it's not impossible to say len has 100% fallen for online romance scams.

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❤️❤️❤️ ily john henry irons/steel ❤️❤️❤️

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why are they kinda posed like a high school cheer team

LMAO what do you MEAN the rest of the boys have to share a page?!

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from here on, i’ll go stag

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showing len a very clearly AI image of an impossibly gorgeous woman with huge tits and a secret third hand on facebook and he DMs her immediately

considering james has successfully catfished len, and there's no possible way this old man is internet savvy, it's not impossible to say len has 100% fallen for online romance scams.

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considering james has successfully catfished len, and there's no possible way this old man is internet savvy, it's not impossible to say len has 100% fallen for online romance scams.

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i think mick has the softest heart amongst the core rogues. obviously, he's still Very Tough and Not Weak in the slightest, but man... his heart... ooughhhh 💔💔 his biggest flaw is that his heart's too big 💔💔 makes it such an easy target 💔💔

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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mick being largely ambivalent to fatherhood versus len absolutely fearing it versus mark running away from it versus james desperately trying to be a good dad versus roscoe not even considering it as a possibility versus digger becoming like his okay send tumble