#hottest guy ever

[alishaaxo]

Can we HOTD fans all get together, team green, team black and neutral, alike and appreciate this.

THE FACT THAT FABIEN FRANKEL/CRISTON COLE IS SO FINE

LIKE WHAAAA

THE LACK OF CRISTON FICS IS CONCERNING

I CAN HEAR THE WHAA WHAA HES AN INCEL COMMENTS

BUT CONSIDER THAT HES ALSO so bbg ✨

just look at HIMM

[peachgirl23poststuff]

[wutheringskies]

he said it himself...

[gigshoe]

I just love his scrunchy expressions so much ❤️‍🔥

Käärijä at the Youtube Allstars 2024 (x)

[blood-orange-juice]

Hoyo did fix his bow stance!

For those of you who don't remember, it used to look like this

[captainmaxatx]

Omega! Logan who was born in the 1800s when secondary gender roles were very prevalent but it actually really suited him and he wanted to be a home maker and have a bunch of pups but he was always too big and hairy and and not seen as a good Omega. Alphas would sleep with him but never treat him the way they would a “proper” omega and they didn’t ever want anything serious because it’s like almost shameful to have a big hairy omega.

Then times change and Omegas start breaking out of the cookie cutter roles and they go into the work force and what not (feminism but it’s omegas) and Logan is very happy for them he thinks they all deserve the right to choose, but still no one wants him. And everyone expects him being an omega with the way he looks to be at the forefront of the movement to want the change for himself, but he doesn’t.

And over the years he toughened up and stops looking to start a family and put his dreams on the back burner to become what everyone expected of him.

And then everything happens and all the sudden Logan finds himself in a universe without secondary genders, where he isn’t a too big and hairy omega, he’s just some guy.

And unintentionally he finds his way into the role he’s always craved, where he takes care of the home and the dog while Wade makes the money, and it’s the closest he’s ever been to the life he wanted. He mostly retires from fighting and heroing, but now he’s ready for a new challenge. And being near Laura has only served to dig up that old desire and instinct he tried to bury so long ago

And I mean, even if the mutant hate wasn’t as bad as it is in Logan’s old world there was still a time here not to long ago when mutants were ran out and scattered around the world. And now with the people at Xavier’s working on getting the Mutants back into the city trying to re group with their still dwindling numbers. I mean Logan and Wade should help with the mutant re population efforts, who better to do that then two very eager immortals who can heal from anything and with a whole gang of friends around them for free child care.

[annamatix]

hiccup haddock.

that's it. that's the post.

[osamucide]

I dunno if we're still lusting over Akutagawa but I just wanna say that that the idea of him being turned on by gore in horror movies made all the blood leave my brain immediately because I've been having these fantasies about reciting him some disturbing ass poems about, fkn cannibalism or something, whilst jerking him off

um we are ALWAYS lusting over Akutagawa in this house. see below the cut for real lit nerd shit. cw here—handjob, sub!Aku, John Donne himself is a content warning, mdni

This made me think of Donne’s "The Flea"—if you’ve not read it, basically it uses intermixed blood inside a flea as an extended metaphor for sex and it kind of has no business being so fucking hot for how strange it is (quoted below is the last stanza). And I think Akutagawa, in the limited swath of earthly things he indulges in outside of Dazai's approval, fucks with ANY kind of deranged media, not just movies; his beloved touching him while they recite weird poetry? Oh my god. Your mind is huge, anon. Listen—

"Cruel and sudden, hast thou since purpled thy nail, in blood of innocence?" you sigh, voice slow, deliberate, hardly above a whisper; you pinch the spine of the leather-bound anthology, balancing it against one of his trembling shoulders as you straddle his waist, sinking your teeth into the milky skin beneath the severity of Ryuunosuke's jawline. "Wherein could this flea guilty be, except in that drop which it sucked from thee?"

Your other hand strokes him, softly, agonizingly; Ryuunosuke's breath is short, rhythmic, quietly frustrated between his chest and his throat as he tugs at the rope binding his wrists behind his back, his fingers flexing wide, curling into fists. When you squeeze just beneath his leaking tip and work your way down his cock, his forehead falls into your shoulder, where he returns your bite through a pitchy groan.

"Yet thou triumph'st, and say'st that thou... Find'st not thy self, nor me the weaker now." You, calculated, roll your wrist faster; his stifled groan gives way to a gasp, an open-mouthed plea for you to continue, and he twitches, hips lurching upward in pursuit of more of your touch. "'Tis true; then learn how false, fears be—"

"Please," Ryuunosuke's voice weaves through yours, desperate and broken amidst cries of your name. "My love, please."

"Just so much honor, when thou yield'st to me," you continue, pausing only to lick across the chain of bruising kisses you've left upon his neck. Pink and needy and twitching like the rest of him, his cock stutters, jumps as pearly white ropes of cum are spurting from him, hitting his pale chest and stomach, dripping over your fingers. You mutter the last line as he sobs, thanking you in breaths so shaky and hoarse and spent that you can't help your satisfied smile; "Will waste, as this flea’s death took life from thee." ⊹

this ask also made me think of a dissertation I read in my undergrad and it’s called "Raw Metaphors: Cannibal Poetics in Early Modern England" by Amanda Lehr. it’s wonderful and if you’re a cannibalism-in-poetry freak like me DEFINITELY check it out. it's lengthy but so worth the read.

[annoyingflowerwitch]

twin b!tches 🤨

twin b!tches 🤔

twin b!tches hoppin’ off a jetski 😩

[mysticpenguincreation]

i see all these posts about comparing bridgerton men.

some praising colin for being a good soft “my wife” man, and some being displeased with him and saying he’s not as manly or good enough as the others.

and all i’m coming back to in my mind is Colin Firth (another Colin lol) aka Mark Darcy kissing Bridget at the end of the first movie. Her going “Nice guys don’t kiss like that”. And him answering “Oh yes, they fucking do”.

This is to say, I’ll pick the good soft “my wife” guy any day.

[catgirljaneway]

Voy + Textposts 17, Special ParisKim Showcase

(Voy + Textposts 16) + (Voy + Textposts 18)

[introspectivememories]

this is timbern immediately after first kiss:

and then this is them 3 hours later:

[facefullofsadness]

the amount of thoughts in my head.... yall need to drop up literally rn or else I'm gonna get fucking violent!! can we talk ab gang!rina omg and that last scene where the antagonists' fucking goons joins her side and she smirks JIMINNNNNN MERCYYYY!!!! 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ on my hands and knees the entire video this woman... okay but this rina and serial killer winter from drama era 🫣 let's discuss

[penisbutterjellytime]

Do you understand

[dickfarmdunnz]

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