#hot person

[justice4billiam]

I'm gonna title this :

Nose Ring

Y'all wanna hear an embarrassing thing that happened to me today? 🤭😂😭

So. I have a nose ring. I've had a nose ring for YEARS. I had just recently changed the stud to a hoop again. Not that big of a deal, right?

UNTIL IT SNAGS ON YOUR HOODIE AS YOUR TAKING IT OFF AND YOU GET STUCK WITH THE HOODIE OVER YOUR HEAD.

Naturally, I panicked 🙂

Cuz that bish HURT. It was stuck good and proper.

I panicked and started reeling backwards. REALLY FAST.

Oops forgot to mention, I WAS AT THE CINEMA.

There were people everywhere outside the movie rooms because it was right before the movie I was seeing started(Lisa Frankenstein in case anyone was wondering)

So there I was, my hoodie snagged over my head and like I said practically panic-walking backwards like a freaking cat who got a plastic bag stuck around its neck.

I walked so fast and suddenly that I might of accidently took out a pack of adolescent preteens.

Okay no, “might” I DID TAKE OUT A PACK OF ADOLESCENT PRE-TEENS.

They fell like a bunch a bowling pins 😭

STRIKE.

It would of been funnier to me in the moment too….

Except you see, now I'm on the ground…and still have the goddamn hoodie stuck over my head.

A voice above me interrupted the pity party I was having on the floor.

“Do you need help, miss?”

Yes. Yes I did.

This angel of a human that I DID NOT know, crouched down to me and stuck his hand into my hoodie hole, ROTATED the hoop in my nose until he could unhook the 2 asshole objects apart.

There is was FREEDOM.

I pulled that hoodie so quickly off my head, smiling like a dumb idiot until I made eye contact with the guy that saved me.

HELLO, A STRAIGHT TEN. Bro was rocking a short little mullet and wearing a Megadeth t-shirt, had the face of a fucking angel.

So naturally, I gawked a little bit. (leave me alone. I'm disoriented😭)

This man IS SMIRKING at me, asking if I'm alright.

NO SIR, IM NOT ALRIGHT. A HOT PERSON JUST WATCHED ME BOWL A STRIKE WITH A HOODIE OVER MY HEAD.

The whole time I'm still on the floor and he's casually crouched over me. He's talking to me, saying actual words but all I could think about is how this dude just had his finger up my nose.

Hot guy helped me up.

And I got a good look at my surroundings to notice…those preteens were not happy 🤭.

Now, you'd think I ran away out of embarrassment and vowed to never come back to the cinema….

I DID NOT. I said my sorrys and oogled the metal angel a little more before marching my ass into that theater and watching the dang movie I came to see.

Yes I liked the movie.

And yes I changed that hoop back into a stud immediately 🥲

Do y'all have any embarrassing stories?

[yeesiine]

[forestlyprince]

truly was drunk last night, but also... i was so very hot. more people should be flirting with me on the regular, i think.

[april-in-spring]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

Madam kick ur ass here is ready to kick ass for us lol

[riotousragsofficial]

You Wish

[ogbff]

[noviceunicorn]

1952!!! fuck yeah!!!

Rolf Ohst (German, b. 1952)

Amnesia, 2016

Oil on canvas

[redstonedust]

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

[its-your-mind]

[jadenoryuu]

Thanks for the tag @ashoutinthedarkness ! ฅ⁠^⁠•ﻌ•^⁠ฅ

So, uhm... I think that this is what it's actually happening at my workplace?

I'm no intern, but I'm at the bottom of the pecking order since imma part-timer. Near the end of my shift I get to cross path with a few of my full time colleagues and we joke and jest around, but they sound like they're flirting with me??

My aroace ass can't catch a clue if this is just a joke or if they're genuine, so since I'm not interested in the first place I've made the executive decision that it's the former case...

But yeah, this scenario sounds really close to home! (≧⁠▽⁠≦ ;)ゞ

@teacupsandstarlight @owlsandwich @cleanlenins @dp-marvel94 and anyone who wants to uquiz around and find out.

are you a hot person? you punk? yeah??? what kind huh??? masc or femme hot vibes? cocky or down to earth hot vibes??? why dont you stick around and find out what incredibly long and oddly specific example of a hot aura you give off?

[wigglybunfish]

Welcome to Preservation! we have nice people and even nicer murderbots.

[lazylittledragon]

more gale+cyra romcom stuff because i'm unwell!!!

[ashes-onthewind]

kjaenfhbdkjvshfdvbskdjfhvbkbjhbdfv i'm too much of a bottom for this-

Just working towards those toned anime twink arms ive always lusted after

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg i drew during a stream

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Honestly so hot of Rogue to bridal carry Gambit