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Everything I learn about Rose Wilder Lane makes me more and more aware that she was a hilariously outrageous person who needs a movie made about her immediately.
After leaving Missouri, she moves to California and marries a real-estate guy who once tried to get her to help him con the railroad.
She gets hired at a San Francisco newspaper known for its yellow journalism, where she does things like writing a series of columns featuring the "real-life stories of a police detective" who, in real life, was a high-end jewel thief.
Her first book is a first-person "autobiography" of Charlie Chaplin that she (after a few interviews with Chaplin) completely made up, and that Charlie Chaplin immediately threatened to sue her publisher for.
Her second book is a biography of Jack London, which his wife only reluctantly allowed her to write because Rose presented herself as "someone who had never written for the newspapers before and needs a chance to break into the magazines." This book was also almost entirely fictional, and her publisher also almost got sued over it.
Third biography is the first-ever biography of Herbert Hoover, also a heavily-fictionalized account. (Doesn't seem to have been sued for this one. Steps in the right direction!)
Traveled as a reporter through Europe (to places like Albania and Poland) post-WWI. (If we want to talk about legal things that she did).
Wrote a book based on Laura's late-childhood pioneer experiences while Laura was writing the early books of the Little House series, and did not tell Laura about it. (Laura was ticked off).
Kept trying to insert a story into Laura's memoirs (and Little House on the Prairie) casting Pa as a member of a posse that hunted down the infamous (and never-caught) serial-killing Bender family (despite the fact that this was historically impossible). (It got to the point that Laura herself told this story to the public as an example of "a true story I couldn't out in my children's book." Despite the fact, I say again, that this was historically impossible).
During WWII, endured a minor incident (it involved one cop coming to her house) where the FBI investigated her as a potential communist based on a postcard she sent that was critical of the government. Turned this into a short story that presented herself as the righteously-outraged American citizen fighting against an oppressive government, and used this to whip up a nationwide media campaign against J. Edgar Hoover for spying on American citizens.
Flew to Vietnam as a war reporter when she was in her seventies.
#history is awesome#rose wilder lane#little house#i finally finished pioneer girl perspectives#to think i didn't even want to read the essay about the bender family#i skipped over it and left it til last#cuz i thought it would just rehash the fact vs fiction stuff i've seen covered elsewhere#turns out it was about the history of yellow journalism and provided most of the facts i've listed#(i was today years old when i learned that 'yellow journalism' was short for 'yellow kid journalism')#(and it came from a popular 'yellow kid' cartoon character that hearst and pulitzer both fought over to get into their papers)#also it turns out the bender family was a popular yellow journalism topic (because they'd never been found so people could make stuff up)#usually the stories centered around posses that found and killed them#but my favorite is the story that they made a hot air balloon from a natural gas deposit in a swamp in kansas#and escaped over the gulf of mexico#until their balloon popped and they landed on a passing ship where one of them could make a deathbed confession#history is awesome but the history of fake history is its own special kind of awesome
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it’s really important to me that Oisin is not evil and adaine dates him i just think she deserves a nice dragonborn buff loser boyfriend
OBVIOUSLY I say this with the caveat that if Siobhan/Adaine aren't interested that's totally valid.
But also COME ON. How cute would it be?
-She gets another wizard in her social life who will actually understand when she says stuff like, "Abjurative grammar is prescriptive."
-Summer Nights "Tell Me More, Tell Me More" energy from the other Bad Kids and Aelwyn.
-Hot, dorky nerd who thinks she's really cool (because she is) to hype her up.
-She gets to shove his defection to their side in Kipperlilly's face which she'd love because she is a petty bitch first and a wizard second.
What's not to like? Also, Brennan is behind a lot of super cute romantic content in D20 (he's gotten lines I really love as Ayda, Esther, Hob, and Dale just off the top of my head) and I think Adaine deserves some of that as she's in the midst of her third potential apocalypse.
As a treat.
#asks#anon#dimension 20#fantasy high#adaine abernant#i was def a Riz in high school#and I didn't even have saving the world to worry about#so if she's like this is not my vibe she is super valid#HOWEVER I didn't know any hot buff dork ass dragonborns in high school or else maybe I would have gotten interested in romance faster lol#alas I unfortch also don't know any now#tragic#anyway adaine is my girl and I want this for her#everyone else had had their shot--besides riz who doesn't want a turn at bat obv#give her a boyfriend who will listen to her ramble about her nerd shit and be happy to be there
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You know what…
Celebrities are followed by the Paparazzi
and Bruce Wayne is a celebrity.
so… in a stroke of luck a paparazzi manages to take a photo of Bruce Wayne aged 50 or more with a muscular and strong body that is also covered in numerous scars…
and this was just a month after the "leak" of a photograph of Bruce Wayne where he looked like a normal body according to his age and where the use of Photoshop to "improve" the image was debated for days…
now we don't know what to think…
#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#Many paparazzi wanted a photo of Bruce's 50-year-old physical downfall#According to rumors#this is the reason for his current lack of dating#The harassment for photos reached an unsustainable point#So the Batclan planned to let a bunch of photos leak#The photos were the work of a scammer#They altered them to make him look like any average 50-year-old man#The editing was identified by internet skeptics#But they thought they improved the photo out of fear of the Waynes#A paparazzi became obsessed with debunking the good photo#This guy knows the real photo will be worth gold#So he built his own photo drone for these photos#He managed to get the photos and video of a Wayne family event#Now everyone is hot for Bruce Wayne#The Batkis don't know how to react to the enthusiastic public wanting their father#It's gotten to the point They have been asked for more shirtless photos of their own father#This is like the video of a girl looking at a man who turns out to be her friend's dad
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top 3 fave bbys in the burrito show (bonus SUPER LONG tags on how i feel bout the characters)
#my art#boruto naruto next generations#sarada uchiha#shikadai nara#inojin yamanaka#in no particular order except sarada is my fav- i think she shouldve been main focus- girl brings all of og team 7 together at all times#just her family history alone is very interesting and i WISH we had seen a convo with sausage boi about her uncle and just everything#but shes a pretty solid character on her own- VERY good mix of both parents yet still being her own self#shikadai is funny i really like seeing him- hes a sight for sore eyes- bro got EVERYTHING from his dad minus his eyes and maybe hair#his dynamic with boruto being besties is really fun to watch- sarada too- with both shika and sara being geniuses and all#i love inojin's simplicity and how ordinary he is.... its... realistic?#hes artistically talented yes with his ninja art stuff but everything else hes kinda... mundane? at times even bad?#Considering every other prev gen child's got all these cool stuff goin on- i like that hes just... kinda normal... i like that about him#boruto i actually do like as well- he'd make a GREAT support character- i love how big bro he is and how he wants to stand up for others#hes a lot like naruto in that way- and might be a hot topic to say this but i also like how - in his very first arc- boruto hates the hokag#not his dad but internalized that the job took his dad away from him- regardless on criticism i think that concept is really neat#i am not well versed in what the story is now for boruto- ive just kinda picked my snacks on what i wanna watch lmao#but i do wish there was more showings of slice of life for all the kids- cuz they are all really interesting- especially for prev gen's kid#>>wished they did timetravel arc with sarada so we coulda seen young sasuke & sakura interact with boruto and sarada T_T#one last note: borusara is very interesting- but i actually prefer them just being friends- at most friends with crushes on eachother#i do think its cute but i like the dynamic of it being unrequited idk its new for me i just prefer them as friends with crushes lmao#prob cuz they work as characters independently Im not really interested in ANY of the new gen hookin up- borusara is the most interesting#i mean it IS the ONLY one being pushed canonically but i like it- that boruto looks out for sarada and sarada worries for boruto#but ya i wish boruto was like mitsuki in being a side character - i think a LOT more people will find him less annoying that way#though- i REALLY want more sarada and sasuke dynamics being shown- actually the uchiha fam a TON more than what we got#they are just SUPER interesting to me lmao#im a sucker for the emo boy turns soft and has family and bonds with their kids- its one of my favourite things in media#i feel like scraping the ocean floor when im trying to find quality sasuke and sarada art pieces and story stuff#cuz ive exhausted all the content in these past what 2-3 years of knowing both boruto- and now more recently - naruto#(yes im one of those people who knew boruto before naruto- smite me)
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might be kind of late in the US to get much response, but let's try anyway:
are there any "controversial" fic tropes or ships that you like anyway? why?
#mine is i think you should be able to just make character girls because it's hot. why not#mixed bag#turning off reblogs because it didn't occur to me people would answer that way#and i don't want this escaping containment
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can’t be in the xmen universe bc people would be like “logan’s so mean to me he’s awful :(“ yeah, to YOU. sucks to suck i guess, i’m the only one he gives a fuck about
#insp by prev post#mean older man types that would actually worship the ground i walk on and therefore would be 100% different with me are my husbands#+ he’s actually so devoted to the person he loves like did you guys tune in to the canon?????????????????????#you think he turned out like that overnight????????????????????#i have mixed feelings about him & jean though like yeah yeah whatever that should be ME#the scene where he cries when he kills her………… did crazy things to me as a kid#📜.scrolls#xmen#wolverine#logan howlett#also i havent seen the xmen origins movie in hot a minute didnt the girl fake her death#i remember hating her#was i just jealous#i am defending his personal space like crazy like he doesnt want to talk to you go away
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Don’t usually show my natural hair so be grateful and sweet to me, m’kay?
#my stuff#my face#blonde hair#my dye job was fine turns out if your hair is wet and your scalp is red from a hot shower it will just look silly til those stop#shoutout to our buzzcut queens if this flops i will be electrocuting myself <3#like legit i don’t like my natural hair compared to my Better Options#why would i want to show off a necessity buzzcut when i can be the scene girl i always want to be#anyways Exhibit G of Kissable Spots: My Whole Head#trans#buzzcut#lesbian
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Your thoughts turn to the pain you've inflicted. You shiver.
#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#oc#oomf-in-law got me into something I deeply regret#this was too good for me to not post it publicly though#sorry everyone#I saw a yandere and not only the opportunity to match his freak but to surpass it#and apparently I'm more open minded than I thought#anyway#for the hot girls who get it#I'm doing a sadism run somehow#being a general menace to society and Whitney#ngl I turned the difficulty way down I wanted to have a lot of money lol#even without money issues my guy has Severe Hallucinations it's wild#he's so funny like 5k in his pocket and straight A+s and wandering the streets at midnight bc he's receiving visions#very stressful#I gotta chill with the constant OC art I should've drawn literally anyone HSDJFKL#whatever#hwshln#quince
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i do love the 2000s comedy shoujo manga bit where like every other character is drawn super glittery and handsome most of the time meanwhile the main character is practically only ever drawn in chibi slapstick mode. watching some pointy bishounen stare longingly and lovingly at a girl who looks like gumby 99% of the time is really good.
#ive been reading shiwase kissa something or other. whats it called. the english name was happy cafe LOL#ive been kinda reading it off and on. pretty good comedy to pick up here and there if ur okay with. intense 00s shoujoness#and both the good and the bad that that comes with LOL#im a bit further in and an age gap relationship they just introduced with some side characters is. unfortunate#tbh the main characters age gap with what i think is her Main Boy also hasnt aged well but the side character situation is um. rough#but such is the nature of one who loves a genre/medium/demographic/etc. you will read anything. anything. just to see what its like#most of the time the romance takes a backseat to the main character being like a gumby with the strength of a popeye though#and the slapstick that comes from that so i forget LOL distracted by that kid destroying property with her Hulking Abilities#not a bad manga. like i said very 00s shoujo in all the sense of the word#but i do really love when this happens like young women and girls DONT want to see themselves in some super hot girl#they WANT to see themselves in gumby. this is the truth. this is the truth.#special A did this a lot too. not as intensely but that girl was in comedy drawing mode a good 60% of the time#i love it. turn girls into gumby. its okay
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Okay I do think that laios's weird frenemy deals with toshiro and kabru are a lot more interesting than the party's relationships with each other so far. I love it when characters have genuine beef with each other and I think for only being in a few episodes, toshiro and kabru both get as much development as any of the main characters, probably more than chilchuck and senshi
#i really want falin to have more development because i think her whole deal is so interesting and i am Not immune to hot monster girl#how does she feel about the others and the way they see her as sweet and innocent#up until she literally turns into a monster loses control of her own body and starts attacking them#it's very nona vs alecto isn't it. which is its own kind of autism metaphor#but like i'm not convinced we'll get into any of that#dungeon meshi spoilers
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experiencing the halsin romance scene for the first time got me all
#the bg3 adventures#like i've kinda sEEN IT BEFORE??#but not really??#now i understand the grass placement everyone's talking about dgdhfgh#also WHY DID IT LOOK LIKE MAL WAS INTO HIM TURNING INTO A BEAR#PLEASE MY SWEET GIRL YOU DO NOT WANT THAT#(but yeah it was very hot wtf holy shit)
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I DONT WANNA BE THE OWNER OF YOUR FANTASY!!! I JUST WANNA BE A PART OF YOUR FAMILY!!!!!
#ME WHEN🥰🤩😘😍🥰😍🥰😍🤩😘😘🥰😍😍😍#i can never have irl friendships w/o them being tainted by my sexuality lolll#like it was fine when all of my friends were queer. that group was fucked for vastly different reasons#but like. straight men who KNOW that im a lesbian will start being friendly and im incredibly fucking lonely all the time so its like :) yay#and then EVERY TIME. it was only ever bc they wanted to fuck me.#and if i have one more fucking 'straight' girl tell me i turned her gay im going to blow something up#you dont even like me youve j had bad experiences w men and have a weird romanticised view of wlw relationships#and youve decided that i fit the bill of ur aesthetic shit bc you think all the other queer girls we know are ugly.#insane thing to say btw. 'oh im having a sexuality crisis over u bc ur the only hot lesbian ive ever met.' real love for the community there#anyway. this keeps happening and im so bored of it this is why im shit at irl friendships#nyxi cant stfu#vent post
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daniel webster, who should have been the lord of wind, instead the ghost king of the netherwaters
+ gradient mapped with spooky green
#DARK DAN DARK DAN DARK DAN DARK DAN#tcgf au#youre out in your pleasure boat watching calhoun battle his latest heavenly disaster and you see this guy vibin ominously wyd#wanted to do more of a classic like lithograph look with the border… I think it turned out reasonably tasty#to match clay….#he is TRYING to get REVENGE but fucking NICK BIDDLE KEEPS SHOWING UP#hes got his earth master shovel. hes got the giant sea monsters that guard his island. hes doing hot girl shit#daniel webster#ryh on his boat seeing him in the distance like wow. wonder what that's not about. oh well probably not about me <3
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What are the psychosexual consequences of the twolves dominance right now
mmm.. i have been Chewing on this...
for quite some time .
so this is a thought i have always had tbh. These playoff results so far have just been bolstering my confidence in it.
Ant and Kat's love is loud love.
The Suns love is no love. Not that they dont have any love At All, because they do. But for each other? Im not so sure. The Suns is Men doing it all for the image of finally being champions so they can prove themselves to the people OUTSIDE their team.
The nuggets is domestic love. It's quiet, it's comfortable, it's won a championship, it's retired love. Retired does Not mean dead, it does not mean completely inactive, it means slower moving, at a personal pace, enjoying what you find to be the thing you wouldn't mind dying doing. Jokic and Jamal don't have to say they're in love 24/7 to let us know they're in love. Jokic doesn't have to talk about horses all the time to reporters for reporters to find out how much he actually does from him always going back to visit them. It's quiet, but it's so strong that it doesn't have to be anything but quiet to know
The mavs is a love built on respect. Wordless, they know they can depend on the other no matter what troubles the other may be dealing with or how much is happening, they Know someone will always be there to get the job done. They KNOW it's not a waste, whatever they're doing .
Kat Needs positive reinforcement, reminisces on it, dreams for it, grows restless and angered without it. Gets real self-conscious and starts faking everything to seem like he has everything so people can start treating him like he's not just some everybody in the world, but a SOMEbody in the world, someone whose opinions, thoughts, actions, and.. possibly most importantly.. WORDS will always be remembered as a meaningful contribution to the world.
Ant is a people pleaser. But he's not the meek, 'let your favorite teacher pronounce your name wrong until the grave' people pleaser where it can be pointed out as a problem, he's a Clever one. He's the kind of people pleaser who can step into a room and spotlight the targets that need the most self-value.. all so He can assure his Own self-value, and protect it. Because, ultimately, the phrase 'everybody loves Anthony edwards' is all about Anthony Edwards, which should be obvious, right? The answer's smack dab in front of your face, but the Confidence. The charisma of it all. Covers it. Conceals it just briefly, just enough for him to get away with it. Ant always knows what to say without even thinking twice. He's such a charmer. Except he's not. He's Always thinking, always brewing up the best ways to become a spectacle. Why even video himself saying that slur shit in the first place? Why not just keep that between him and his friend in the car like probably a good chunk other basketball players do ( because let's be honest. These are probably pretty straight men. They hate people like us. )
He can't. That wouldn't give him the best results in the kind of satisfaction he craves, which is all self based, when boiled down. He HAS to not only impress his one friend in the car with his in power teasing of others who don't even have a clue, he has to try and impress Everyone that he's included in his circle, and he just accidentally included the wrong crowd in that.
Ant and kat together are just two self-conscious people who like being together so they don't feel like they're two self-conscious people who like being together. Love can come in multiple forms, but, in my opinion, love oftentimes needs multiple forms to be at its strongest. When you pour all your love into one bucket, it leaves the others hollow. Love can be quiet, and it can be loud, it can be through words, through actions, through the easy times, AND the hard times, it is love.
I like to call Kat and ant the warped jaren and ja bcs unlike jaren and ja where it can all get spoiled from jaren saying something stupid like 'i love you' when they ARE in love and are just uncomfortable saying it, kat and ant NEED to say they're in love so they can feel like they aren't in it. It being Actual love, deep love that requires more than just pretty words and over-the-top compliments and sayings and comparisons and declarations. Actual love like ant going to kat's house and bringing the rest of the team because he knows kat misses having a stable family, hates the fact that something is missing and he'll never get it back.
Actual love like being awkward with each other
Which they Hate. Terribly. The two of them.
So they'll say how much they're in love with the other, how fondly they think about their memories, how they're so close. They'll tease and laugh and try to instruct the other. And the media laps it up, of course. Especially over the quiet love. It's just so boring in comparison.
Love is thrilling, and it is also boring. Like doing menial activities together like watching the news when you two could actually be the ones on it by doing something crazy together, but you don't, and you aren't, because you both agreed it's going to be a cozy day today where you'll both just be a cute pair of couch potatoes on a sofa watching TV together.
Ant and kat CANT be boring. They CANT just sit in that silence together. They have to say something. They have to know the other doesn't consider them a waste of their time because they don't have that same assurance in themselves.
Love is being scared.
Theyre not scared.
They can't Be scared.
Being down by 2 doesn't mean anything besides we'll bounce back. We're not scared about it. I played well, the shots just weren't falling, but i did good. We are doing good. We love each other. We swear.
We're not scared .
(TV loves confidence)
(Love loves fear)
#love is being terrified. petrified. of losing smthing permanently#whatever u do. it will never be enough to get back what u loved the most#im not saying theyre not in love. or they havent felt it#they are in it. they call each other family now and they have both felt a deep love for people they call family before#and they have both lost people that they love#ant & kat are like the im not like other girls powder puff ( girls football) player tomboy who used to make fun of girls wearing makeup wit#her asshole guy just friends cus im one of the guys friends (even tho the guys would criticize an 'ugly'/nonconventially attractive girl fo#not wearing it ten seconds later) falls for the dopey incredibly kind but thinks she's dumb bcs she's pretty and blond volleyball player#who always tags along with ant at bars so ant can ask guys if they wanna see them make out bcs they find it hot without knowing that kat#finds it hot too#& it turns out ants tomboy obsession with makeup is from her denying love of feminity on others#it's appealing. it's entertaining. it's everything u want to see blossom and grow#but. it takes TIME.#time that places like the ruthlessness of businesses might not always have no matter how captivating#if you are a waste then youre a waste#kat and ant cant stand waste. they cant stand the idea of all this acting like theyre in love (LOVE. love) is all for not#is all for not Actually being in love. just a big elaborate talked up grandiose excuse to say theyre not afraid to be in love#now THATS television!!!!#is it a sturdy relationship though? will something have to change to survive? will SomeBody (or somebodies) have to change? um.#cut the cameras.#deadass.#ted asks#ted longer#ant eds#katman#TY for this ask. i have been munching like a goat. uve probably forgotten abt this.. but i... i never forge-#im like an Elephant <-watched a replay of game 2 & thought it was an entirely different game
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Sometimes what I'm jacking off to just doesn't cut it, so I imagine it's you in the video or audio instead and it always makes me cum harder. Like yes that is Rosie I'm fucking against the window where anyone can look up and see. Yes indeed I'm covering Rosie in cum so I can have an excuse to fuck her in the shower.
THIS ENERGY ONLY!!!!!!
#yes yes yes yes yes I love all of this yes#the only thing I don’t like is how you don’t tell me whenever you imagine me and what you’re thinking about#rude I say 😤😤#I want to know all of these hot/gross fantasies so I can get off to them too 🤭😇#but seriously you have no clue how much this turns me on??????#not sure if I’m able to fully believe you#cause bro what#you think about me#ME???#but the thought is very very VERY hot#it’s like that post where the person is on like idk page 300 and saying ‘none of them are you’#that energy pls#want someone to be so obsessed with me that looking at any other girl just doesn’t hit the same#yeah maybe they can make you cum…. but it doesn’t feel anywhere near as good as it does when you think about me#this is very very hot and I’m going to be thinking about it for the rest of the night thank you veryyyyy much 🤭😂#just saying imagine if you were able to actually touch me for yourself#instead of just thinking about it imagine you were the one fucking me and using me like your own fleshlight#feeling my soft body and hearing me moan for you and only you 🤭😇😇😇#ask#anon
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Racist white ppl who don’t realize they’re racist getting mad about gojo is so funny
#y’all do the same shit#making them hot cheeto girl edits using AAVE USHER!!#helloooooo call in house etc.#but also I’ve been saying this for awhile#where ppl don’t want complicated characters or interesting arcs bc then they have to think about themselves#I’m not just yapping y’all u can look back#this is the second time feeling so vindicated#bc when it happened with Sokka and everyone was confused I literally said this is a product of this mindset#like grand scheme the reason they removed that from Sokka is that y’all can’t stomach ur faves having biases even when they improve#look at how y’all are reacting to gojo#I may tell a joke but I will never tell a WHAT#well no I lie a lot sorry#anyways point is y’all running to say gojo isn’t racist even tho the point of the scene is him unlearning that bias#and then turning around and saying you want complex characters#like it’s so telling when the only flaws u give ur characters is insecurity and maybe assholeish tendencies that don’t actually mean a lot#like y’all want these ppl to be you till they’re actually you#ugh#anyways y’all are so lucky I resisted adding my hate for another character for this#you ALRDY know who#just know he’s in here too#oh obvious obligatory duh ppl didn’t write sokka or gojo bc of eachother I’m talking about behavioral trends across media consumption dont#piss me off like with the way y’all act I wouldn’t be surprised#I’m not saying they’re related Like linearly or whatever I’m saying this shit isn’t coming out of nowhere it’s YOU!
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