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EVERYONE CELEBRATE Arasha Gets A Hotdog....😌
all a girl needs... hotdogs and alliances
#great place for me to hop off of watching for now askfajfjsjgh#smosh#angela giarratana#chanse mccrary#courtney miller#arasha lalani#smosh games#mall madness#arasha hot dog joke#hot dog joke
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What’s in your soul?
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Teenage dirtbag
#myart#chloesimagination#jojo bizarre adventure#jjba fanart#jjba#jodio joestar#usagi alohaoe#jojolands#JoJo part 9#patreon request#finally drew that hot dog dude and it’s with a ‘your mom’ joke bye#these dudes are menaces I just know they roasting each other like this
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Inuyasha moment
#anime#fanart#manga#inuyahsa#kagome#inuyasha fanart#kagome x inuyasha#crack#he’s hot#the joke is he’s the one who’s hot in here#get it#erm#dog
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gumball is so funny because you'll literally get episodes entirely dedicated to dick jokes mixed in with the most existential cosmic horror meta narrative shit you have ever seen in your entire life and somehow all of it makes sense when you put it together
#all of the episodes about gumball's ego being comically huge + all of the meta rob episodes = oh gumball's world Revolves around him huh.#That is Why he is so self centered huh.#also the dick jokes thing isnt an exaggeration if you go watch all of the hot dog guy episodes#tawog#bee.txt
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You know I had to do my own rendition of this eventually. It’s just too good to pass up :))
Attached is just the still image version (not gif) and then some behind-the-scenes initial sketch without puzzle pattern. Also the car had a nose for some reason…glad that I went back to the actual reference material to change it because the Puzzlemobile ain’t got one <<
#I’ve stayed up….way too late…drawing this stupid thing#(current time is past 12am)#this guyyyyy is ridiculous. a clown. a looser even. Would marry#THATS A JOKE I’M JOKING OF COURSE WH—it’s not my word against myself your just reading in between the lines too much#he’s got great taste in cars tho. pull up with em hot wheels on the road. who needs stoplights when you’re the cause for the slow traffic#rule the streets absolute king truly an inconvenience on everyone’s lives#gangster moment pulling up ready to pick up the boys in this slick ride#crime boss real#(sorry these are unintelligible thoughts I wrote down as Procreate titles when working on this)#(I’m just typing them out again here because why not lol)#why is he actally man spreading do you think his legs hurt from keeping them elevated off the road?#or maybe they’re just weightless#the dogs are out /j#eh I’d let him pick me up (THIS IS A JOKE A HONKING JOKE I SWEAR) /j#see the actual comedy is in the frantic deniability of the statement#and for some reason I thought it would be funny to do that same joke twice over….don’t know why probably lack of sleep taking now🧍#anyways this is the most productive I’ve been at making art wow huh. Puzzle fixation coming in clutch right now three arts in one day#achievement unlocked ✨#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#puzzlemobile#smg4 Puzzlemobile#mr. puzzles in the Puzzlemobile#it’s crucial to include puzzlemobile in tags at any given opportunity because it’s just that iconic
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charlie and wilbur will never kiss for the bit but what they're currently doing is arguably worse in my opinion. fuck nasty for the bit when?
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#sorry boys#actually if you count the hot dog deepthroating technically they already have#its tumblr do i have to tell you this is a joke. are you people ok. i hope youre ok
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Something abt Halloween and costumes or smth…I might make more if I feel 𐌔𐌉𐌋𐌋𐌙
#splatoon#callie splatoon#callie cuttlefish#marie splatoon#marie cuttlefish#marie kensaki#squid sisters#goober art#my autistic kids….#Bong Water and Hot Box#I think I made a joke like that already but idrc#ngl I have no idea how to make like..super uber cool and awesome Halloween costumes#so we have vaguely Draculaura core Callie and a Marie that looks like he dug in his closet and just grabbed smth random#but that’s pretty much how all werewolves tend to look in media anyway so like#same difference ig#I think the gloves don’t rlly match Callie’s fit all to well without the cape now that I think abt it….#im too lazy to fix it tho so WOMP WOMP#I wanna draw smth else now…#anywho I think that’s enough yapping now….#listen to Rabid Dog by Bad Waitress#fairly fitting I tjink#for Marie at least…cuz of like..the costume…yk….yeag….#do ur daily click#annddd#have a good#ψ(`∇´)ψ#<- it’s me Shadow…the DEVIL from the BIBLE!!!
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staring at you with autism in my eyes. tell me your haruno headcanons
how does it feel to be my favorite person ever in the entire world? i have so many headcanons for her omg.. you’ve opened the pandora’s box (’ω’)
Haruno’s around 23 years old, give or take, and was born in the spring. she’s a college graduate, and got her degree in accounting!!
i like to think that she vaguely knew Kunikida when they were in high school. they weren’t super close, but they were friendly enough! one day they ran into each other at the grocery store, and Haruno stopped by to say hi and catch up. when Kunikida learned that she was an accountant in need of a job, he immediately referred her to the Agency, since Fukuzawa had off-handedly mentioned needing a clerk. he was her reference, and she got hired pretty quickly.
that being said, i think her relationship with Kunikida has increased quite a bit since she was hired. obviously, she’s incredibly greatful for his help in employment, and she shows him that quite often. he’s also happy to work with her since she’s a good employee and great at what she does. sure, he’ll scold her for looking at Mii-chan pics on the clock, but she’s better than most of the others (cough Dazai cough) so. whatever. idk i just like to think that they’re buddies..
she acts as a kind of “head clerk,” which basically just means training the part-timers and making sure the technical things run as smoothly as possible. she’s very very good at her job, and the entire office appreciates it.
Natsume/Mii-chan kind of just. followed her home a few days after she was hired. she thinks she’s a victim of the cat distribution system, but in reality it was all very intentional. lucky for him though, she spoils him rotten. he hasn’t eaten this good in decades (he’s a little chubby because of it but that’s okay)
Haruno’s the one who primarily does the agency’s grocery shopping, since she’s pretty responsible and one of the few members who can drive (well)
huuuge coupon lover (which is another reason she does most of the shopping, she gets like ¥14,000 off.) she’ll gift people coupons too if she knows they’ll use them. canned crab coupon? here ya go, Dazai! fountain pen coupon? hey, Kunikida, check this out! candy coupon? ohhh Ranpo’s gonna love this!!! the agency’s wallet thanks her
Naomi and her hang out allll the damn time. working for the ADA means keeping your work life (and personal life, if you have an ability) under wraps. because of this, and having to keep Jun’ichirō’s ability hush, Naomi doesn’t have any real friends outside of Haruno. so, the two have weekly girls’ nights where they hang out and gossip and do face masks and such. Haruno wants Naomi to have as much of a standard teenage experience as possible, and this is kind of her way of giving that to her. (also they totally force Jun’ichirō to join them sometimes, so he always has these beautifully manicured fingernails.)
she was absolutely awful at brewing tea when she was first hired, but she’s put in a lot of work since then and is getting much better!! Fukuzawa deeply appreciates it
i think she runs pretty cold, which is why she likes wearing thick sweaters and opaque tights. i can totally see her coming into work in the winter, all bundled up with a thick coat and sweater, and immediately running to brew some hot tea to warm up
also sometimes she’ll spook her coworkers by randomly touching them with her cold hands. Kunikida and Naomi are the most common victims
oh as for sexuality headcanons. she’s a lesbian and you can’t convince me otherwise. she’s had like 1 girlfriend in the past and then got so absorbed in her work and cat that she’s never tried to get another. she thinks Yosano’s really pretty but, with peace and love, she cannot match her freak so. she’s not even going to try and flirt with her
that being said i can totally see someone flirting with Haruno and it going right over her head. she’s such a friendly lady that she assumes all flirting attempts are just friendly conversations. please Haruno use your eyes. the cashier at Trader Joe’s is in love with you
continuing again. i think some client of the ADA has made a passing remark about her and Kunikida dating, to which everyone just blankly stares at them because. no that’s not. that’s not chemistry. thats wlw mlm solidarity in the office, ma’am. sorry to disappoint
she’s definitely got a blog full of pictures of Mii-chan that has a freakish amount of followers. Fukuzawa was its first follower, and Naomi its second (to this day she’s still bitter that he got to it before her)
she loves showtunes, and did a lot of theatre in high school. she was going to pursue it professionally, but it didn’t end up working out. (fun fact: her namesake is a character in Jun’ichirō Tanizaki’s book Naomi, who is an actress!!)
Atsushi gave her a little calico cat charm for her phone and she loves it dearly
sometimes she’ll do something super cringey and embarrassing when at home and then an intense wave of shame will wash over her because she knows Mii-chan’s judging the fuck out of her.. you can see it in his eyes….
her glasses are constantly just a littol bit smudged
i feel like she’d watch a lot of mindless, sappy television. like hopeless romantic j-dramas or shoujos. nothing that makes her think too hard after a long day of work
in conclusion i love her so much she is my favorite darling sweetheart and i want to kiss her forehead so damn bad. she is perfect and wonderful and i wish she got more screentime ɷ◡ɷ
#i. haven’t read the light novels so i don’t know if my Haruno Origin Story tracks. but to me it’s canon#also i looked up if trader joe’s is in japan to make sure my joke was factual and#apparently it’s super fucking popular#don’t know if it’s a hot spot for lesbians there as well but whatever#there’s so little for her actual characterization that i get to just make shit up it’s wonderful#yall don’t get haruno like i do (she’s had 7 minutes of total screentime)#THANK YOU FOR ASKING I GOT SO HAPPY !!!!!!#she is my everything#would you believe me if i said this isn’t even close to all of my headcanons#i was actually in the middle of making a big ole ‘agency members fluffy headcanons’ post so you asked this right on time#reapers collective <3#kirako haruno#haruno kirako#bsd haruno#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd headcanons
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I feel like at least half the problems in bsd could be solved by giving the characters hot chocolate.
#HOT CHOCOLATE SAVES ALL!#Joking of course but I do want to give all the characters hot chocolate#Just because it's warm and sweet and hopefully not poisonous? (Looking at Nikolai here)#Sigma gets first pick of course though#bsd#bungou stray dogs
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The fact that cast (or at least Amanda) love referencing the "Arasha gets the best hot dog" is great. Felt compelled to go clip it in case some people hadn't seen it.
#amanda lehan canto#smosh#angela giarratana#arasha lalani#damien haas#chanse mccrary#its a great moment showcasing amarasha AND chamanda dynamics#amanda losing it over chanse's initial comment. amanda going 'EVERYONE GETS A HOT DOG BUT ARASHA GETS THE BEST HOT DOG' and arashas 'YESS!!#the energy among the three is so good#and then angela 'you didnt even take the breath'#chamanda#amarasha#video#smosh games#im sure some folks missed this joke bc of noahs presence in the vid (understandable). so. happy 2 share it#hot dog joke
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im actually really glad everyone agrees that that fucking sucked ass and was the worst season of anything ever. like really. what the fuck was that
#if i had a nickel for everytime my favorite tua character has died. id have 3. which is too many. and doesnt make any sense at all.#[words of a long time ben fan]#my top 2 from 2019 being ben and five this season feels like a cruel joke#the umbrella academy#tua#im just babbling#hot fucking dog water#least cohesive thing ive ever consumed. and ive been into homestuck.
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one thing that i did think was really fun was that at first in this show there's what appears to be the by-now tired joke of buck not getting certain pop culture references because he's twenty-six, haha, kids these days, unaware of perfectly googleable and netflixable media properties. but then his thirty-something sister shows up and she also does not know the references
#i was like woah did they grow up real isolated. are we gonna find out their parents were like religious fundamentalists#but it's not even that (although they DID have a short parentified childhood). they just dont pay attention#oddly. he DOES know from myspace and what is and isn't appropriate on internet dating culture#but that is more due to the fact that hes got that dog in him#guarantee that none of his profiles ever mentioned movies or tv because he has only the vaguest notions of what's cool#it's especially fun because the people who dont know the jokes in tv are usually like the dorky wallflowers. but these two are like#hot confident funny etc . . but you could NOT get them to tell chris pine apart from chris pratt if their lives depended on it#and they live in LA#weewoo#q
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5,651 words in... we're getting kinda crazy out here, an erection is being had, and an outline of a nipple is being seen!
#me when I reach the smut section of my fic but I realize I have to write the smut section:#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKILLMEGODKILLMEGODKILLMENEOWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I'm joking I love writing#but I'm alway like 'is this cringe or hot?'#like are people gonna be coming (💦) or going (away from my fic and to read something better)#i think my idea and plot is solid I'm not too sure about the execution yet though#we'll see dog#we'll see#smut#writing#coriolanus snow smut#tbosas movie#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#coriolanus snow#tbosas#coriolanus snow x reader#God I've seen what you've done for others (Suzanne Collins (I'm joking i know she's talented from her own hard work and merit not any deity)#God make me talented like Suzanne Collins on the double 🙏🏻
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aoki deserves a billion and one knives to the organs but tbh if i showed up to the husband of my ex's ceremony Of Which Was The Same Guy Who Made Me Look Like A Jackass On My Birthday and she was like 'wow youre so charming and sophisticated' after i overheard her calling me a creep and a weirdo On My Birthday i think i wouldve killed myself on the spot in front of everyone so good on him for not doing that I Guess
#snap chats#he didnt know it was his own birthday but anyways#PLEAAAASSSEE LIKE THE SELF RESTRAINT#PERCEIVED ex anyway. dont think they ever actually dated so its even worse vjeLKVEJ#like aoki is a big baby bitch but he really is a master of his craft of not looking insane /immediately/ after something goes wrong#give him five minutes but for a solid 4:59 minutes he'll be fine#perks of being a politician ig idk do they teach you that as a political science major. idfk that nerd shit im into human resources#i have to make a comic of that whole thing at some point its so funny to imagine#but no i was thinking about how i wanted to take cosplay pics at some point cause thats a thing i can do i realize#and i wanted to make the aoki caption a joke about aoki shooting himself over yumeno and i remembered this shit ajrGALKEJRLGKJ#moving on i just came in from a walk and dawg its too hot out i brought my umbrella#i mustive looked insane to the mailman tho cause the route i took meant i walked past the mail truck Twice#so sorry if you saw some weirdo with a frilly black umbrella walkin his dog. in the glitteriest crocs around#very confusing to see but not unreasonable i dont think#anyways im sweaty im eating ice cream now#i cant have sweets around me its so bad i eat it all in a sitting
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I'm so happy with the new release of Wally's plushie!! Today is really a beautiful day! It is, it is!
This part inspired me in the part of a hidden audio within the official Welcome home site~
This is how I imagined this beautiful interaction of these three!! towards jokes as pay~
You can find the drawing process inside my tik tok!! You can find me as "@tulii_iip"
#drawing#drawn#fanart#welcome home#colorful#so silly#wally darling#blue hair#i love wally#bugs#wh barnaby#barnaby b beagle#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#hot dog#jokes
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