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G3 My Little Pony
Rating: ƱƱƱƱƱ (perfect)
perfectly capturing the 2000s pony girl aesthetic i am sorry for not loving you as i should back then. a good stylised cartoon pony should be nice and chumby and these tick the box completely.
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How to survive as a villain second cover preview horse review: 7/10
- horse itself is ok, especially for being at a weird angle like this, no points off
- breastcollar is a nice idea, I always love to see breastcollars on danmei covers bc they feature so prominently in ancient Chinese tack. The tassels are also great I love a good tassel! No points off
- bridle is bad. Sorry I just have to say it. This is an American western bridle, not even close to being time period OR location accurate. Where did he get this from. Did he transmigrate from the American west. -3pts
I guess it's unrealistic but I guess I'm just always disappointed that no one takes the opportunity to portray possibly one of the most beautiful and intricate horse costuming traditions in the world, esp since there's so much detail you can pack in to really subtly convey a character's social status and affiliations. It's like if in a modern au all of the characters were always just drawn driving the same black Honda Civic
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this might be one of my favorite "Wile E physics" gags because of how mundane and nonchalant it is. no visual or comedic fluff to gum up the works
#will have this review up either tonight or tomorrow so look forward to that!#such a great scene but omg that jump cut bothers me so badly especially with the sergeant's cel accidentally being on top of the horse's#85% of my dissecting of cartoons is just 'what would happen if i turned this in as a storyboard' (i would get told to fix it)#lt#the draft horse#jones#vid
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Where would you rate the quality of Breyer CollectAs?
Also, sorry if I’m sending too many asks, I just really like your blog :)
Can I be completely honest with you?
CollectA's 2010 Hanoverian Stallion is the single most beautiful realistic horse in my collection
His face, his conformation, his neck wrinkles, his pose, his hair, his fucking everything. I never knew I could love a plain grey horse this much.
But also. 2017 Tinker Stallion has a croissant for a forelock
It's strange, I bought all three of mine from the same store at the same time, yet they're made of different materials. The Hanoverian and Irish cob are both a dense solid plastic, while the Knabstrupper is almost rubbery.
She's also a lot less heavy than the stallions
The quality varies a bit but overall? Absolute top of the line for playline horses. Well worth your money.
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Let fantasy worlds have plumbing! Let them have chocolate!
#isn't it enough that I must figure out the logistics of horse riding and far distance journeys#I don't wanna deal with chamber pots#it's fantasy!#besides! plumbing was invented veeeery long ago#magic is fine but you draw the line at indoor plumbing... okay -_-#let me have my skibidi toilet!#also it pains me that every fantasy is automatically “medieval” because there are swords or gowns or no cars#people were travelling by carriage in XIX century#nat tries to write#(sorry I watch too many youtube book reviews)
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THE FUCKING PLINKO HORSE MEME WAS THIS YEAR??
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On the left, Yuan-ti Malison! These actually come in three flavors: Snake head, Snake arms, or Snake legs! That is having snakes instead of arms, for those curious. Outside that, basically just a person that can plant a suggestion in your head.
On the right, the first thing we ever polled, the birds that DMs fear, Aarakocra! Roughly 5 ft (1.5 m) tall with a 20 ft (6.1 m) wingspan and comes in all sorts of plumage! The males are also known to be notorious flirts!
#smash or pass#dnd 5e#d&d#yuan ti malison#aarakocra#dnd#5e#d&d 5e#I'm gonna be real I feel like this is the snake version of those rubber horse masks.#especially when one of the people who hate things being “just a normal guy” end up liking this.#Not judging. just confused. Like...this is enough snake? this is an acceptable amount? I get it with the snake legs. that's cool.#I just...yeah I'd smash in general. probably wouldn't choose it in this lineup. But you don't wish for more?#I'm not saying it's bad just that I don't get why it gets as rave reviews as like. the abomination. the mostly snake person one.
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#Trooping The Colour#Trooping The Colour 2024#British Army#Irish Guards#The Major General’s Review#Horse Guards Parade#Royal Horse Artillery Guns#King Charles III#Brigade Major’s Review#public rehearsal#birthday parade#Seamus#dressing#horses#guards#soldiers#Regimental Mascot#Royal Corps of Army Music#Regimental Band of the Irish Guards
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New video where I talk about the 12 year period where Dark Horse owned the comic rights for the King of the Monsters. He fights "Ultraman," not-Mechagodzilla and even NBA Hall-of-Famer Charles Barkley. I'm so sorry if this is how you found out.
#godzilla#youtube#review#comic books#dark horse comics#dark horse presents#kaiju#free comic book day#definitely related to that last one mm yeah#gojira#Youtube
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wow dude do you think oscar wilde may have been gay? should we tell the discord? should we inform rupaul?
#the picture of dorian gray#book discourse#sorry to keep beating this dead horse but i tried looking for the review i referenced in that damnèd post but only found more horrors#i appreciate storygraph's lack of hierarchy for review sorting but it really is a bitch when you're trying to find a review for something#extremely popular with over 17k reviews#'why is rupaul here' i blanked on mainstream gay celebs and he was the first i thought of which makes it funnier
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If you wanna get really excited for season four, absolutely read this gorgeous review by Kaitlin Thomas
#i love reviews that dont just vaguely tease plot#you can feel the love for the material here <3#slow horses
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G2 My Little Pony
Rating: ƱƱƱƱƱ (perfect)
I hear this aesthetic is all the rage with young people and I enjoy the shape of the G2 ponies sorry for being controversial. Perhaps one day I shall play this game it looks fun to look after a little pony
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FML is intensely confident, hilarious, and deeply compassionate. It’s a book about everyone doing their best, no one doing okay, and what happens when the stories we tell ourselves to cope with just how crazy shit is look us in the eyes and tell us what’s going to happen next. You're going to love it.
#the full lid#fanzine#comic review#dark horse comics#fmlcomix#kelly sue deconnick#david lopez#clayton cowles#cris peter
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Just finished reading Gideon the Ninth.
Astonishing. Somehow, all at once: complex and well woven, painstakingly ornamented; blunt and crass and unafraid to shout it from the rooftops; wildly brutal, it doesn't pull any punches. No, not even that one.
Did I get confused multiple times? Yes. Did Tamsyn Muir pull me to my feet and say "you'll get it eventually" until I got it? Also yes. Things clicked into clarity in retrospect from the initial mystery of Canaan House to the finale and it was electrifying. I love that shit. Realizations that only dawn after it's all too late to change are as deeply satisfying as they are morbid.
I am different after this book, it's shown me things you can do with the medium of novels that is—to make a pun of it—incredibly novel! You can slam down some vernacular you find familiar and emotional, while also having sophisticated vocab at the ready to make those little moments pack more of a grounded punch.
And the supplementary content at the end was great!!
Hats off to this author for cleaving such a unique, gripping path. Woo!
#sleep rambles#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#I'm so fucked up!!!! this ruled#it ruled so much#I love Gideon as a character so much and I love Harrow as a foil#*Her* foil#gahh!#💗💗💗#usually I'd leave a review on my other blog but I want to put this on main just because#ALSO! this means I can finally start reading Said The Black Horse which!! I'm thrilled forrr!!!!
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dont fuck w lesbians and their gayboys they want to throw in the squidward road contraption machine
#d talks#peer reviewed by friend#dirk is like the hamster or horse that keeps killing itself come the fuck on
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Thea and I had a momentous 2023! She learned to trailer for real, and we hit the trails in earnest. 126 rides, 4 state parks, cow sorting and obstacle crossing, and our very first session together with a trainer!
Thea is my heart horse - no question about it. I’m so proud of her
#blm mustang#mustang horse#horse#thea#equestrian#horseblr#year in review#2023#number 126 was cheating - Lap for me after she gave a pony ride
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