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horse-reviews · 1 year ago
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G3 My Little Pony
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Rating: ƱƱƱƱƱ (perfect)
perfectly capturing the 2000s pony girl aesthetic i am sorry for not loving you as i should back then. a good stylised cartoon pony should be nice and chumby and these tick the box completely.
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piosplayhouse · 4 months ago
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How to survive as a villain second cover preview horse review: 7/10
- horse itself is ok, especially for being at a weird angle like this, no points off
- breastcollar is a nice idea, I always love to see breastcollars on danmei covers bc they feature so prominently in ancient Chinese tack. The tassels are also great I love a good tassel! No points off
- bridle is bad. Sorry I just have to say it. This is an American western bridle, not even close to being time period OR location accurate. Where did he get this from. Did he transmigrate from the American west. -3pts
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I guess it's unrealistic but I guess I'm just always disappointed that no one takes the opportunity to portray possibly one of the most beautiful and intricate horse costuming traditions in the world, esp since there's so much detail you can pack in to really subtly convey a character's social status and affiliations. It's like if in a modern au all of the characters were always just drawn driving the same black Honda Civic
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ducktracy · 6 months ago
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this might be one of my favorite "Wile E physics" gags because of how mundane and nonchalant it is. no visual or comedic fluff to gum up the works
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horsefigureoftheday · 2 months ago
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Where would you rate the quality of Breyer CollectAs?
Also, sorry if I’m sending too many asks, I just really like your blog :)
Can I be completely honest with you?
CollectA's 2010 Hanoverian Stallion is the single most beautiful realistic horse in my collection
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His face, his conformation, his neck wrinkles, his pose, his hair, his fucking everything. I never knew I could love a plain grey horse this much.
But also. 2017 Tinker Stallion has a croissant for a forelock
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It's strange, I bought all three of mine from the same store at the same time, yet they're made of different materials. The Hanoverian and Irish cob are both a dense solid plastic, while the Knabstrupper is almost rubbery.
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She's also a lot less heavy than the stallions
The quality varies a bit but overall? Absolute top of the line for playline horses. Well worth your money.
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atalienart · 2 months ago
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Let fantasy worlds have plumbing! Let them have chocolate!
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pandaspwnz · 2 years ago
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THE FUCKING PLINKO HORSE MEME WAS THIS YEAR??
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ttrpg-smash-pass-vs · 9 months ago
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On the left, Yuan-ti Malison! These actually come in three flavors: Snake head, Snake arms, or Snake legs! That is having snakes instead of arms, for those curious. Outside that, basically just a person that can plant a suggestion in your head.
On the right, the first thing we ever polled, the birds that DMs fear, Aarakocra! Roughly 5 ft (1.5 m) tall with a 20 ft (6.1 m) wingspan and comes in all sorts of plumage! The males are also known to be notorious flirts!
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thepastisalreadywritten · 5 months ago
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zagorudan · 6 months ago
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New video where I talk about the 12 year period where Dark Horse owned the comic rights for the King of the Monsters. He fights "Ultraman," not-Mechagodzilla and even NBA Hall-of-Famer Charles Barkley. I'm so sorry if this is how you found out.
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nedlittle · 2 years ago
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wow dude do you think oscar wilde may have been gay? should we tell the discord? should we inform rupaul?
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cakebatteronabrickwall · 3 months ago
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If you wanna get really excited for season four, absolutely read this gorgeous review by Kaitlin Thomas
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horse-reviews · 1 year ago
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G2 My Little Pony
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Rating: ƱƱƱƱƱ (perfect)
I hear this aesthetic is all the rage with young people and I enjoy the shape of the G2 ponies sorry for being controversial. Perhaps one day I shall play this game it looks fun to look after a little pony
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kellysue · 2 months ago
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FML is intensely confident, hilarious, and deeply compassionate. It’s a book about everyone doing their best, no one doing okay, and what happens when the stories we tell ourselves to cope with just how crazy shit is look us in the eyes and tell us what’s going to happen next.  You're going to love it.
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sleepvines · 11 months ago
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Just finished reading Gideon the Ninth.
Astonishing. Somehow, all at once: complex and well woven, painstakingly ornamented; blunt and crass and unafraid to shout it from the rooftops; wildly brutal, it doesn't pull any punches. No, not even that one.
Did I get confused multiple times? Yes. Did Tamsyn Muir pull me to my feet and say "you'll get it eventually" until I got it? Also yes. Things clicked into clarity in retrospect from the initial mystery of Canaan House to the finale and it was electrifying. I love that shit. Realizations that only dawn after it's all too late to change are as deeply satisfying as they are morbid.
I am different after this book, it's shown me things you can do with the medium of novels that is—to make a pun of it—incredibly novel! You can slam down some vernacular you find familiar and emotional, while also having sophisticated vocab at the ready to make those little moments pack more of a grounded punch.
And the supplementary content at the end was great!!
Hats off to this author for cleaving such a unique, gripping path. Woo!
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conceptofjoy · 5 months ago
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dont fuck w lesbians and their gayboys they want to throw in the squidward road contraption machine
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whywishesarehorses · 10 months ago
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Thea and I had a momentous 2023! She learned to trailer for real, and we hit the trails in earnest. 126 rides, 4 state parks, cow sorting and obstacle crossing, and our very first session together with a trainer!
Thea is my heart horse - no question about it. I’m so proud of her
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