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omg katuski as kendall…so true bestie…anyways i like to imagine aside from looks reader is actually really good at their job which inturn makes them EVEN MORE SEXY TO THE OFFICE!!!
(succession!au tag - here!)
do notttt make me turn this into a post abt character x smart!reader bc that's my whole fucking life and i'll die defending it before i die doing anything else. on god.
but anyway, in the succession!au too?? *starts foaming at the mouth and spitting*
LIKE, they're almost all fucking nepo babies of SOME sort, cuz even the ones with more humble beginnings (like Kiri and Deku) never had to work that hard w/ Bakugo and All Might by their sides, helping to both teach them abt business AND offer them fancy jobs...
so meeting someone (Y-O-U) who actually labored for what they have? and truly earned their position w/ hard work and genuine smarts???
ooooh it's so sexy to them, especially since you can see right through almost all of their shit and don't give into their stupid requests and business moves just bc you wanna be in their favor or suck dick for a better position.
(let it be known that Deku has fumbled a few good deals letting a new recruit make decisions on his behalf just because he wanted to get in their pants... a fact that never fails to make bakugo smug asf LOL)
But there you are, working hard + minding your business AND THEY LOVE IT; love when you charge into meetings and assert your points, or fight back when you think a plan is stupid, even if that plan is All Might's or Bakugo's... you actually care about the company and they can tell.
...which is why you end up getting invited to all the foreign business meetings where the boys drool over your nice, revealing vacation clothes at the same you negotiate business...
and if your blatant denial of their interest in you and focus on your work makes them all the more horny? THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
#succession au#the first time deku tries to hit on you in the copy room and you roll your eyes and continue printing out your write up#deku gets a hard on sooo bad he has to jack off in his private bathroom#but by the time he goes in to. try his luck with you again youve already rejected bakugo todoroki AND kiri#with the excuse that your work makes it hard to date#deku is like ho ho ho time to change that time to have the smartest partner in the WHOLE world#lmao hopefully im not derailing#u get what i mean#they see u working hard and it just makes them wanna FCUK#and hold your smarts above the heads of other ppl#ughdaksdjnljkdfnka#i could talk abt it all day#of kiri or bakugo or whoever trying to ask u on a date AFTER you tell them something complicated abt econ#ur like 'were u even listening?'#FCK NO BABIEEE#hope this was ok!#caitie answers#caitie things#anon
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Heyo, so ALoN fic prompt... You didn't specifically mention this pairing but what about Mowen × Zhang Ping, especially when they met in the forest? The drama jumped from ZP passing out and then waking up leaning onto a tree next to MW but what happened in between?? What happened after?? We need answers!! (In the form of fics)
I gotchu I gotchu Nonnie (♡-_-♡)
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If nothing else, Mowen really should stop being surprised by anything Zhang Ping does.
Risk his life for someone who has been nothing but nigh on antagonistic toward him? Sure, why not. Stubbornly dig in his heels when facing people who have the power to make him disappear with a tilt of their head? Yeah, not a big deal.
Make him, Wang Yan, produce noodle dough just because he lost a bet? Of course.
Somehow have the luck to be found by Mowen's men on patrol while they're stuck in the miasmic quagmire of this forest? Yes, not out of the ordinary. In fact, Mowen thinks that Zhang Ping must have tied some thread of fate between them.
(if he did, Mowen hopes it is one that is coloured red)
"Sir."
Mowen shakes his head, carefully angling Zhang Ping's face so that he won't wake again with a crick in his neck. Not that that will be their biggest issue while being stuck and lost in this place, but whatever small comfort he can give to him, Mowen will do his best to facilitate it.
"Now is not the time," Mowen whispers. The syllables come in a dry click. When was the last time he had a sip of water? He'd been passing off his share to his men, so it must have been awhile. Licking at the cracks on his lips, he runs his eyes over Zhang Ping's sleeping form.
"Sir--"
"It should be almost time to split up the rations again. Make sure everyone has a bite to eat. Go."
His Lieutenant obeys but not without a beat of reluctance.
A blind man can tell that there's a level of unhappiness brewing in the air here. Mowen would have to be a fool not to realise that from the moment they brought Zhang Ping back with them, he is nothing to these men but yet another mouth to feed.
Mowen would care, perhaps, if the sight and feel of Zhang Ping's body next to his own is not something that has unlocked the part of his heart that he had kept shut away the moment the city gates were nothing but a smudge in the distance behind him.
Reaching over, he adjusts the collar of Zhang Ping's robes. It's so threadbare. Rubbing a thumb over a well-worn patch, Mowen promises himself that he will have new sets delivered to the man if he returns in one piece.
And just then, Zhang Ping shivers.
Mowen pulls back, swallowing down a swell of emotion that chokes him from the inside out. He aches to grip him by the shoulders, to shake him, throttle him, demanding why he was here, why would he come, how did it not occur Zhang Ping that it is a bad idea to be out here when there are arrows with no eyes and you could simply lose your life just by breathing in the wrong place and the wrong time.
Even more than that, Mowen wants to hold him close. Press him so tight against his chest that it would feel like he could just make Zhang Ping one with himself.
But he won't.
Not when he knows how words can spread. How their enemies in court will chance on every speck of misconduct to weaponize against them. Not when Mowen also knows that Zhang Ping being here has all the hallmarks of one of Peizhi's stupidly intricate machinations about it.
And so, Mowen sighs. Allowing himself just one moment of weakness to brush his thumb to the arc of a sharp cheekbone.
Zhang Ping will wake soon. They'll need to talk then.
[send me an ALoN fic prompt!]
#gab writes stuff#a league of nobleman fic#a league of nobleman#ALoN#jun zi meng#wang yan#mo wen#zhang ping#mowen x zhang ping#does this ship have a shipname lol#hope this was ok!
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Post inspired by @fleshdyk3
Me: Man I hope my blueberries are ok, I left them in my hot car for a bit
The avaricious mold spore:
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healing is when you have an intrusive thought and instead of having a meltdown you go “girl what?? shut up” and move on
#🍜#minding my business folding laundry and my brain went ‘i hope i die soon’ and i was just like ‘ok ??? who asked. anyways!’#🦠
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Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.
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[Ready for a new game?]
day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings
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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥
#definitelynottober#definitelynottober2024#weeklyhermittober#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#grian#bdoubleo100#bigbst4tz2#ethoslab#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv#martyn inthelittlewood#ldshadowlady#mumbo jumbo#pearlescentmoon#ok not tagging the rest bc theyre so in the back JKASLDJAJAWHAH#but also#zombiecleo#my art#i suffered so much with this piece but i really liked the idea KLASJDKAUEUEHE#maybe ill polish it more later URGH THIS TOOK SO LONGGGGGG#me: ok i need to catch up im two days late#also me: life series all members GO#HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT LOL#i didnt mess up the day count and only just realized now KLSADKLUEHUEJ. AS U CAN TELL THIS PIECE FRIED MY BRAINNNNNNN#edit again i did not completely forget this is also for weeklyhermittober.... trust.......................... KASDUEUEUHGl
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i do not think you could do that actually, tiktok user
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(( .. whichever muse would fit the most I guess :') )) ❛ everything that happens stays inside you ... even if you can't remember it. ❜
Spirited Away Asks~
It were as though time had stood still, but for just a moment. The light in the Velvet Room faltered as the smile on Margaret's face slowly began to fall... His words sounded sweet, maybe even a little innocent, but the gravity of his statement weighed so heavily on the eldest Velvet daughter... Bright yellow irises focused onto Goro's face as if to search his eyes for any kind of insincerity, but when she couldn't pinpoint anything, she turned her head and closed her eyes.
Just who was this human? How did he find his way in here, and more importantly... When? So many questions danced in her head, but none were answered... Especially in this silence.
"If only you and your kind knew exactly what that means to us here... In every restart that happens... In all the routes explored... We do remember; all of it." Margaret bites her tongue to keep from saying anymore, but how her heart sank at the rush of distant but haunting memories. To dispel the feeling, she releases the breath she was holding and quietly pours a cup of coffee for the thief. Once the hot brew was set, she slides the cup over to Akechi.
"Help yourself."
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the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???
#this thread was so rancid lmfao#my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ????#go take care of your kids you deadbeat????#also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them#ok so compliment another man.....#oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok.#women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol#we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#nobara kugisaki#nanami kento#choso kamo#junpei yoshino#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES#'did you sleep hina' no#ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD#i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew#also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To#he is implied through th dialogue#side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way#pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me#not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap
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happy birthday deltarune. happy late birthday undertale. here's a comic!
cheers to best friends forever & ever & ever & ever & ev
#undertale#utdr#chara dreemurr#asriel dreemurr#chara#asriel#my art#this newsletter shifted my perception of chara in a hard to define but certain way#theyre... younger. now. i think they really really really thought the plan would work. and be good. and save everyone#i havent had the time for art or writing much at all recently but here is this. i hope you all are doing ok
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they call me the sitter the way i sit on piles of doodles for weeks at a time
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#artists on tumblr#soos ramirez#dipper pines#mabel pines#wendy corduroy#pacifica northwest#turtlearts#firm believer in both the stan twins having tummy. everytime ford is drawn with a chiseled six pack a fairy loses its wings </3#also fiddleford has strabismus (exotropia).. it was difficult finding refs on google#gravity falls i love you but you were so cruel to people with strabismus... i hope i drew fiddleford ok!
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his ex gf who was 18-19 when they dated is going to get so much flack for this and she’s going to get the courtney love treatment where people make this out to be Her Fault except even worse bc she was actually a victim of stalking from him and he died by either suicide or an accident resulting from intoxication right after she took legal action against him. horrible horrible horrible
#i don’t feel bad for liam at all but i hope maya henry is ok :( my heart breaks for her#i hope she has a good support system around her#also i forgot to mention this in the post but she came forward about liam forcing her to get an abortion she didn’t want#he was genuinely just a piece of shit
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look at my biology headcanons boy
#splatoon#octoling#muds art#octarian#ok whatever........#i dont know why my artstyle here looks so different than normal??lol#i hope the curry looks good i dont really draw food#i like how it turned out though^_^..
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People all over the world are thinking of you!
#donutdrawsthings#original art#lgbt#lgbt community#us politics#i wanted to bring a doodle of bittersweet hope to the table since so many people are struggling right now#doodle#i'm not qualified to say if it is or isn't going to be ok#all i know is that you're all in the hearts of many
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Who’s coming to the cookout?
#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#batman#red robin#dc robin#batgirl#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#roppie tries to draw#WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now#bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these#this comic is also known as ‘wordless communication: how well your family knows you’#dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok 😃👍#i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!!#WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!!#(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground
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