#hookhand.

[khattikeri]

i love lan jingyi. he's great. #1 most normal disciple of ever. lan jingyi can tell he's not the smartest person in the room and still chooses to talk anyway. lan sizhui sometimes privately thinks he's dumb. jin ling and sizhui will be totally in sync discussing blood, gore, and murderous ghosts, and jingyi will be squished between them going "guys PLEASE stop talking about horrific shit right in my ear." he got a B on a report. he shittalks incompetent sect leaders to their faces and his own clan elders don't scold him because they agree. king.

[diamonddrawsstuff]

Name a better duo. I’ll wait

[rta-user-2025]

POV: When you meet your older cousin/sibling/friend after years of not seeing them for so long

[georgielovezya]

This song is so them trust🙏🙏🙏

[lunimy]

okay so i finally finished tangled the series and the whole thing was pretty bad but i could fix her.

[nomaishuttle]

teehee. im slowly cknverting my coworker into piracy

[pixiedust111]

This is so rude 😠, Hookhand!

[guinewere]

“she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand. “

[cool-lesbian-is-here]

HOOKHANDED MAN, NO ONE COULD EVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

[silver--scar]

Me and my friend came up with this amazing cringe idea guys hear me out.

Disney's Tangled movie... But a South Park AU B]

Wait why is everyone leaving come back no wait GUYS PLEA-

Like, I mean... I haven't fully fleshed it out. It's gonna be yuri. Princess Kenny as Rapunzel because of Rapunzel's powers and Kenny's curse and Marjorine as Eugene (we can do a little neat thing of thief turned paladin)

Cartman/Wizard King can be Mother Gothel maybe cuz again powers and evil. Stan shows up sometimes but it's just his dog Sparky as Maximus the horse but like... A giant wolf maybe??

Mr. Possy is Pascal. No ifs, ands, or buts.

So uh guys thoughts so far?

For the King and Queen I'm not too sure on. If it's gonna be close to stick of truth, that means obviously I have to choose Kyle the Elf King but like that throws in a bunch of weird stuff considering Kenny is half orc and not elf at all. Plus who'd be the mom? Should I just do King Kyle and his guard Stan Marshwalker? Who knows? I'll try and sort out the kinks.

Hookhands Clyde is the hook hand piano guy it's final.

[crxwnedalex]

Discduo Tangled /TTS AU

Yes, another random discduo au, I just love these two, alright?

anygays, Basically Tommy is Rapunzel, Dream is Eugene, Phil is Mother Gothel (called Father Philza or Father) basic Tangled stroyline, Tommy wants to see the lanterns that light afar every night on his birthday. (I would use fireworks since it fits tommy better idk, but thats from Yong's country which doesnt come up till wayyyyyy past the TTS, much less tangled Timeline. I guess they give corona fireworks for the occasion but i feel like they'd use their own things for such a thing idk rambling here)

Added a cut here so y'all don't gotta scroll through allat yap. XD

Dream is a theif who just stole the royal crown from Corona (idk what to rename it or who would run it, maybe Eret, sam, ponk, ranboo, tubbo and callahan r royals or in the circle? Techno isn't supposed to be there but everyone likes him so ye)

Dream gets knocked out by an enchanted disc instead of pan, and bested by a 16 y/o raccoon child, Instead of Pascal we have Clementine.(cause raccoon companions are reserved for Varian eternally)

They go out adventuring, when they go to the snuggly duckling, Quackity (owner) and las nevadas crew is there, slime basically is hookhand. Fundy is the clean up, foolish the bartender.

they journey, chaos and hijinks ensue. The boat scene where the Stabbington brothers betray Eugene(aka Dream) plays out, Philza gives Tommy the crown, blah blah, Dream gets arrested and is about to be hanged oop.

Tommy however, is very stubborn, and instead of going home w Phil, chooses to go after dream (and kick his ass). Tommy ends up revealing himself infront of everyone (including the royals) what he looks like while saving dream, he saves dream, tries to run away but one of them realizes its tommy and thinks dream kidnapped him only for phil to be betrayed by the stabbingtons and handed in but Phil holds Tommy hostage, kills dream, but gets tommy's hair cut, tossed into a river as he turns to dust, dream revived by magic jazz hands and happy ending until TTS timeline rolls in

How Tommy's powers would work- basically like rapunzels, but his hair is not 70ft long thank god, his hair and eyes glow red and it's more like a hand magic that's stored in his hair and makes it float.

TTS Timeline-(spoilers for the show if you havent seen)

basically everything is regularly the same except that Cass aka Tubbo doesnt become moonstone drugged cause fuck that shit.

basically everyone gets replaced by a dsmp member except for Varian cause he's perfect(maybe, maybe not)

so character list

Eugene Fitzherbert/Flyn Ryder- Casper(cause clay as a name is weird /no offense lmao) /Dream Wastaken

Rapunzel -Tommy

Mother Gothel- Father Philza

Stabbington brothers- same (or maybe Punz)

Hookhand- Slime/Charlie

Unicorn Man- ssame

other men at the snuggly duckling- other las Nevadas members.

Fredrick(bitch) and Aurianna(King and Queen)- idk who yet but the royals r Sam, Eret, Ranboo, Purpled(?), Techno(?), Tubbo, Puffy and maybe also Nikki

Cassandra-Tubbo or Purpled

Varian -either the same or Ranboo

Lance- Sapnap (imagining sapnap as the childish adult kleptomaniac friend is hilarious)

King edmund- XD

Hector, Adira and Qurin - idk yet

I think that's all, I'm adding a few VAT7K characters that I think would appear even though they are from Varian's show so ye

Hugo gives me Purpled vibes but idk

Yong is Tubbo but innocent

Nuru is like Nikki the most,

Donella is maybe BBH? idk? There isnt really any 100% evil badass women in dsmp sooooo

[pocketramblr]

Never Neverland AU

- AfO never grows up, a child who flies around in the night, taking other children by the hand and carrying them off

- The first child he did this to was Yoichi, his twin brother, clinging to him and dragging him through the Neverseas to the island.

- When Yoichi rescued by two sailors and escaped his brother, his hand was cut off and eaten... And ah, not by a crocodile. Yoichi healed and learned to sail, returning to Never Neverland to bring his brother back and rescue the Lost Children he's taken.

- AfO recognizes his brother, and tells "the brave hero, Captain Hookhand" that he should have never let him grow up, and that he doesn't make that mistake anymore with the other children.

- Yoichi, and his second mate and third mate, rescue Shinomori some time later- he was a Lost Child who a fairy warned of danger the night before his thirteenth birthday and fled before AfO could kill him. He hid around the island alone for a few years before he joined the crew aboard the One For All.

- Banjo, a sailor and the crew's singing time keeper, later rescued En from a similar fate.

- AfO brought Nana to Never Neverland one day, because he was attempting to grab Kotaro and carry him off, but Kotaro kept talking of his mother. AfO is curious about having a mother - he thinks he had one once, and if he lost one he should get to take a new one, though a father sounds dreadful. So... He kills Kotaro's father, and grabs Nana as well, seeing her ability to quickly pick up flight as a good sign.

- Nana acted the perfect guest and mother for one day, and drugged the food she made. It would have tasted terrible anyway. AfO decides to get rid of her in the morning, but falls asleep before she can finish her bedtime story. Then she grabs Kotaro and flees. But she can't navigate off the island, and is hailed down by the One For All. They offer to take her and Kotaro back, but the sailor Sorahiko tells her more of AfO on the way, and she realizes she needs to rescue the other children, not just her own son. So she hides Kotaro, and returns to Never Neverland. She manages to sway a few of the children to her, but AfO keeps a tight grip on the others, and holds a grudge for a long time.

[rta-user-2025]

Hookfoot and Hookhand

[mothermara]

practising nomial anarchy in regards to our cat. like yes his christian name is "blaze" but we refer to him exclusively as .. not that; the boy. little man. the missile. little gilgamesh. mr. muffin man. mr. mandoor cardoor hookhand. our favourites are in constant flux. he doesnt know or understand any of this because hes always sucking his damn nipple of course but i hope to one day teach him communist theory

[nomaishuttle]

THE HOOKHANDED MAN IM SURE OF IT