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For a moment, watching Destino rise back up, looking pained almost, seemed to bring him back to reality a little. He stood a little straighter. His tail lowered somewhat, and his fur stood a little less on end. His breathing was a bit heavy from shouting so much.
His voice lowered to a growl at their initial response.
Lief: "Ohh, I am not taking this from you..."
His tail flicked behind him, hard as a whip. Quite a few more berries came tumbling out as they were shaken loose from his fuzz.
Lief: "I have half a mind to... t-to..."
They had started stepping closer. He took some steps back, now struggling to keep up his glare the longer he maintained eye contact.
As quick as it came, that burning anger faded. At best, he was moderately annoyed with how Destino was talking down to him.
At worst, he felt afraid. The calm tone of voice, the talk of execution... it brought forth a familiar, sickening feeling in his gut.
Lief: "Get away from me."
He wanted to sound firm and stand his ground, but instead his voice came out lower and audibly shaky.
Speaking of shaking. He tried to ignore that he may have literally been shaking.
Lief: "I-I said, get awa-!"
Then he saw it. The thing from his dreams.
He scrambled back in shock, nearly tumbling backwards.
[ ID: A sequence of three grayscale drawings, arranged in one big panel above two small ones. The first panel shows Lief, a hybrid of Sylveon and Ribombee, recoiling in fear and directly facing the viewer. The background shows various, greyed out scenes including Monarch Destino, notably the ones where they attacked him. The second panel shows Lief again from his right side, reacting with shock and an italicized "-?!" floating by his muzzle. The final panel shows Destino as their regular self, looking somewhat surprised. End ID ]
And in a blink, it was gone.
Destino was talking to him again like nothing happened...
[ ID: A sequence of two grayscale drawings arranged in one wide panel on top of another. The first image shows a zoomed out view of Lief looking towards the viewer nervously, with some onlookers represented by a black silhouette in the foreground. The second image shows the onlookers in question, with varying expressions of shock, surprise, worry and even anger. End ID ]
Did they see what he saw?
Upon seeing their faces, he dreaded the answer.
[ featuring Rimi from @ask-the-shiny-pokemons ; Impmon from @hoodies-monster-ranch ; Wo and Oki from @the-feral-one ; Sirius from @book-of-legends ; Athena from @ask-a-wooper-n-mew bg drawings by @/ask-the-royal-absol; edited by me ]
(Response to: https://www.tumblr.com/ask-team-misfit/747248524259885056/destino-approaches-lief-carry-a-body-pillow-of )
Seems that this evening was going to be full of surprising events. First they had made someone cry and now Lief, someone who Destino had heard could have a little fun, shoved them and became angry at their words. Not just once, twice. What was happening? What they had said wasn't even the worst insult they could have come up with. Oh great, Felix had warned them before about the consequences of their actions. Perhaps they should have taken his advice for once. Then again, Destino didn't really want to think about their so-called friend at this current moment.
Slowly picking themselves back up from the floor after the second shove, Destino brushed themselves off with their paws, taking time to ensure everything was back in place. They turned to check themselves. Seems everything was in order, except from the pain from being pushed over. They were going to feel that for a bit. Destino placed the pillow down, looking directly into Lief’s eyes. No smile, not even a smirk. Their eyebrows furrowed and their tone was of a more serious nature.
"You know if I was given poor advice, I wouldn't take it. I would choose to ignore it. It's like if I was to tell you to jump into a fire. Would you do that? No, I doubt you would. You'd use a little bit of that initiative to consider whether it was a good idea or not. You were the one that chose to take my advice. I don't see how I could be the one to blame for all of this when you decided to act on the advice I gave you. It was your choice. Not mine."
The urge to throw an insult in there was strong. Very strong. However, it didn't seem the right time for it. Destino didn't want to cause this fairy to come at them again. They already had a deep-rooted fear of them in the first place. Who knows what this one would do if they continued to push? He seemed rather volatile at the moment. Destino had to show him they were more powerful. They couldn't let this fairy think he could do as he pleased. Destino stepped forward, getting closer to Lief. Their voice felt rather calm in tone.
"I really don't appreciate being shoved, fairy. Especially not by one of your kind. It's not often I allow someone to touch me. And for someone of your status to feel it's ok to push around royalty for the sake of your anger? If we were in my kingdom right now, I guarantee that would lead to immediate execution.”
Destino felt a little surprised that that last statement left their lips. It felt incredibly weird. They needed to dial it back a bit. Bring the vibes of the evening back. Shaking off the feeling, they brought a slightly more light-hearted tone to their voice.
"Sadly, this isn't my kingdom. I don't have the power to carry out any threats should I so desire. However, perhaps you need to consider if you should be using physical action in a place like this. I mean, looking at the amount of legends here, I doubt they'd be most pleased with some lowly mortal trying to cause a fight at a peaceful event like this. Trust me, I've had my share of legends kicking my ass. It's a pain to recover from. Go get a drink or something to calm that anger of yours, buddy. I thought maybe I'd be able to have a bit of banter or something with you but if you're going to take out your issues on me, I don't want to be a part of it. I've already got enough on my plate to deal with without having another to stack on top.”
Destino felt gross. That was too friendly for them. Urgh, this evening was turning out to be more troublesome for them than what they had hoped.
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( @hoodies-monster-ranch Japhiel @ Taichi)
“I’m sorry to ask but are you humon? I’ve never seen a humon, you’re a silly looking guy.”
Taiki blinks once, twice, then thrice at the Digimon that towered over him- though not like he wasn't used to that prospect.
After all, he did fight beside all of his friends, that more of than not, evolved or fused into forms that are much larger than Japhiel's stature.
"Yeah, im a human!"
He smiled, gently correcting the Cherubimon's pronunciation of the word.
"And you must be a Digimon right?"
The boy asks in return, even though it was a no brainer with how he could hear the larger Digimon's melody- lest he somehow has another secret ability to hear voices or sounds from creatures besides Digimon he's completely unaware of.
#hoodienchaos#hoodies monster ranch#(?)#♫~{𝔻𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕗��𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕗𝕒𝕣}~♫ - Replies#♬♡~{ℍ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕚}~♡♬ - IC/Taiki Kudou#{𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕞 𝕚 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕?} - Events#digitaldistortionmasquerade
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Giratina's human form! Designed by the lovely @hoodies-monster-ranch , who also designed the forms for Dialga and Palkia- and I am very excited to share them with yall :3c I'll be adding this and Invert to the pinned post!
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hermittober day 4: woods
It's cold, and for once, it's not because Pearl is sitting perfectly still in a pile of powdered snow. No, it's a different kind of cold right now. She's somewhere in the depths of the woods, trying to find her way back to her tower whilst fending off an army of skeletons and keeping track of Tilly, who seems rather prone to wandering today. It's not snowing, but Pearl lost her hoodie somewhere on the way here, and the wind is biting at her bare skin.
"Tilly darling, stay with me," she calls as she shields herself from a few more arrows. She's already been hit a few times. It's getting a bit hard to keep going, but she has no allies here. She has no choice but to keep going.
(She could call any of her friends, she knows that. These games are just for fun. If anyone knew she was truly lonely, they'd come to her aid right away. But Scott and Cleo and Ren's biting words had felt a bit too real, and she doesn't feel like sorting that out right now.)
Tilly runs a few feet ahead of her, stopping every once in a while to look back. Pearl smiles. At least she has someone looking out for her.
She keeps on running. The pines are starting to grow a little sparser. She hadn't wanted to leave the forest, but she supposes if she finds an open area she can build a quick dirt shack to hide in until daybreak. She just has to go a little further.
The arrow in her shoulder screams at her in protest as she raises her shield again. The gash in her leg aches with every step. Her eyesight blurs, though whether it's from adrenaline or blood loss, she can't tell.
"Tilly?" she shouts. The dog is no longer in sight, and she doesn't come back after Pearl calls again. Panic rises in her chest.
"Tilly!"
Her breaths grow shorter. She can see torchlight on the horizon, she's almost there, where's Tilly-
Her panic clouds her judgement. Something catches her foot- a tree root she could've easily avoided- and she's left vulnerable on the ground.
The monsters that were chasing her grow closer, and she closes her eyes. Scott's gonna be upset if she loses another life, but Pearl is too tired to care anymore. Everyone has been avoiding her like a red name already. She'll deal with the real thing when she wakes up.
Everything fades away, bit by bit. The sound of rattling bones, the feelings of pain and cold and loneliness, until...
Until a wet nose nudges her cheek.
Pearl grunts and opens her eyes a crack. Tilly is there, whining with concern.
"Hey baby," she says, though it comes out raspy. Her senses slowly return. Where there was once the sound of bowstrings, there are now two panicked voices clambering on top of each other. Her wounds hurt a lot more than they did earlier. The forest is illuminated now, though from where she's lying she can't see the source of the light.
Pearl tries to push herself up, but she ends up falling back down in a matter of seconds. The voices stop, and suddenly someone is there, picking her up, supporting her.
"Don't try to walk, yeah? You've got some nasty wounds."
Bright yellow wings encircle her as she's pulled into her little brother's lap. As soon as she hears his voice, she relaxes. His eyes are red, both from his life status and from tears.
"What's wrong?" she asks, reaching up to dry his cheeks. He looks dumbfounded for a moment, before shaking his head and pulling her into a hug.
"Your dog led us into the forest in the middle of the night, where we found you freezing, half dead, and surrounded by mobs. Pearl, so much is wrong."
"Jim, let's get her back to the ranch," the second voice says softly. Tango seems to be the source of the light, his hair aflame the way it usually is when he's feeling strong emotions. He still has a sword in his hands. Pearl would shy away if Tango hadn't been soulbound to Jimmy.
"I'll be okay," she starts, but Jimmy stops her.
"No. You're coming to the ranch with us. We're gonna patch you up, get you some food, and then you are getting in the nest because I'm not losing sight of you for at least the next twenty-four hours."
Pearl knows she could get out of this. If she was adamant enough, Jimmy would let her go. But her little brother is already scared, and Tango doesn't seem happy either, so she decides she can humor them for a while. Plus, she may very well die if she tries going home on her own, which would upset Jimmy even more.
"Alright. Just don't tell Grian," she sighs. Jimmy chuckles.
"He won't be hearing anything from me. It's Scott you have to worry about."
As carefully as he can, Jimmy stands up with Pearl secured in his arms. Tango comes to his side, sword and shield in hand. Tilly stands on Jimmy's other side, ears perked up. It feels... oddly safe.
"Scott had better not tell on me," she scoffs.
They head back to the ranch without another incident. Jimmy tends to her wounds as Tango fixes all of them something quick to eat, Tilly remaining at her side the entire time. At some point, when Jimmy's gone to change his clothes and grab something from the bedroom, Tango pauses what he's doing to come and give her a hug.
"What's all this for?" she says weakly. This wouldn't be out of place on Hermitcraft, but here? This is a death game, and they're not necessarily allies.
"You're my friend, Pearl. No matter where we are. And that was scary."
He holds on for another moment, before pulling away with glassy eyes.
"You can always come here, okay? No matter what. I don't want you to be alone like that ever again."
Before she can formulate a response, he goes back to cooking.
That night, she falls asleep feeling safer than she has the entire time she's been in this world. There's a place for her now, even if it's small and smells like cows. She goes back to her tower the next day feeling much less lonely.
Pearl knows it's just a game. It's not meant to hurt. No one will die forever. But something inside her breaks a little when the ranch is burned down at the funeral of Jimmy and Tango, and she's left alone in the woods again.
#hermitcraft fanfic#life series fanfic#life series#hermitcraft#pearlescentmoon#double life pearl#double life#double life fanfic#jimmy solidarity#double life jimmy#double life tango#tangotek#team rancher#tilly the dog#wdym it's too late to post this#angst#hermittober
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AH! THANK YOU! <3
also, I'm so sorry it took so long to reply/repost I kept forgetting ^.^;
Also, I haven't mentioned it, but she's not very good at bubbles, so she's concentrating super hard to give this wonderful pose! XD <3
For the drawing, my mew girl https://www.tumblr.com/kahurangithemew/722792453990727680/hi-there-my-name-is-kahurangi-i-live-in-a?source=share
And, any and all asks are appreciated!
Bubble time!
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The Sleepover Has Concluded!!
Thank you everyone for participating in my first ever community event! This was incredibly fun to host and create assets and backgrounds for! I had a blast hosting for you all, and I hope everyone really enjoyed participating in it, or at least watching along!
I will be taking a break from this blog as the event has undoubtedly caused me to burnout a smidge haha. Alotta art in just a short amount of time. I will of course be back as soon as I feel up to it! However you'll catch me running other blogs or doing other things and art in the meantime. (Like the new blog @distorteddiamonds wink wink)
Raffle Winners!!!
It is my pleasure to announce our raffle winners! Thank you everyone once again for supporting me for so long over the past year! I cannot state how much fun it's been to get to know everyone, and the fact so many of you enjoy my work makes me so happy! But before I ramble more...
Congratulations to @hoodies-monster-ranch for winning the gijinka design!! And congratulations to @pokepalsarchive for winning the icon!! Please be sure to DM me so I can grant you your prizes!!!
In Closing...
I will be finishing up a few interactions here that I wish to continue as I stated in my last post, but they will most likely all be text based haha.
Out of all the secrets at the event, 2/4 were discovered! Through interactions or appearances of unlikely characters, they were unlocked!
Zapdos will be leaving the event withouut his orb!! Let's hope he doesn't get scolded by Ryuki when he gets home.
And of course, Reshi has plenty of new friends she adores very very much, and cherishes the ones she already had that much more. Thank you again to everyone for participating!! I hope to see you very soon!! ;))
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( @the-abandoned-digital-city impmon @ Vinny)
“Onesie buddies?!” He asked optimistically
@hoodies-monster-ranch
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Out of character ask but this blog is so fun and thank you for making and managing it!!!! Sending much love!!! ❤️
((OOC Answer:
Ngl this has been my favorite ask blog experience, and I’ve ran a few blogs in my day. Y’all have been my best audience and I love throwing mysteries and this wet creature of an Impmon at y’all. I’ll try to keep any OOC stuff in @hoodies-monster-ranch if y’all want to throw more mod questions there.))
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(Response to this)
“For the record, wasn’t threatening anyone. If I was threatening someone, it’d be abundantly clear.”
He turns to UV.
“I know you’re lying. I hate it, but I respect it.” He turns to leave (the situation). “I’ll find out the truth eventually. Sooner than you may think.”
He begins walking, but stops.
“Oh. One more thing. Next time you see Kura, and by extension VOID, tell him… he can’t hide forever.”
And just like that, that whole thing is over.
@distortionmewtwo @hoodies-monster-ranch
It seems someone was watching that whole thing…
Ì̴̮͉͉̺̗̯̺̙̘̣̽̍̇͋̎́̓̚͠ ̶̨̪̙͈̣͉͚̃͐͌͝a̵̤̬͙̣̽́̑̈̇̋͜͝l̸̿̔̿̆��͇̙͇͇̀r̷̞̞̖͒̆̋̈́́̐͐͛̂ȩ̵͚̪̬̜̀̄̑͒̂̽̍͗͜a̵̧̛̮̮̪̮̪̘͖̖͒̃͑̌̄d̸̠̱̖͂y̸̛̞̘̮̺̓̂̀ ̷̨̠̼̖̱̠͛́͌̚͠ķ̷̧̦͚͎̪̯̟͈̰̇̏͛́̐́͝͝n̶̘̘̏͆͋̍̏̏̿͋̚͝ǫ̸̙̩̥̞͐͜͜ͅw̴̡̛͉̭̻̝̪̞͐̅̇̅̆ ̸̥̖͊̄̀̽̆̾̅̐͘͜͝I̸̻̯̳̤͎̮̐͊̇́̇́̇̽̕͠ṟ̴͎̬͕̭̠̞̙̕͜a̸̹̪̼̣͍̐͋͊.̴̨̩̰̪͔͕͖̩̓̾̓̾͑̍͗͗̒̕͜
#thank you Ultraviolet#i will remember this#pokemon#VOID#ultraviolet#ira#hades#hoodies-pokemon-ranch#distortionmewtwo
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[ Continued from here ] @hoodies-monster-ranch
The Master Hoopa's attempted attack put RiMew into some deep thoughts. She makes a little sad face, and then, looks down to the floor and the Blunder Policy given by them.
Sorry, I have to go...
RiMew has left the Digital Distortion Masquerade.
After returning home, she transformed back to her Mew self. Instead of wearing her usual suit, she wears PJs. She goes to a bathroom and try to look to the mirror.
She brushes her teeth and goes to the bed. But instead of sleeping, she lies down, with a very sad emotion. She's trying not to cry, yet has some tears in her eyes...
Perhaps you should ask what's bothering her at this moment.
Ask hints also updated.
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Ahaha. Old AU US Skeleton Boys and A Sona (Info Dump)
Long-ish!
Warning: Mention of cigarettes, etc.
Henna - AU H
Personality: She is very similar to H in every aspect. However, she appears very cold and very jaded. She, like H, can explore any AU, but she sometimes forgets everything while entering specific AUs until her memories return, making her a part of the plot. In terms of personality, she is identical to H. She also is more inclined to kill over H.
Appearance: She's a woman about 5'1" with long brown wavy hair (which can be changed to true violet). She is chubby in physique and is somewhat curved.
Honeycomb - Old Rewrite Underswap: Papyrus
Personality: Papyrus, affectionately nicknamed Honeycomb, is a frigid but amusing skeleton. He exudes confidence but is frequently misunderstood as arrogant. He likes pranks, stupid puns, and puzzles. He occasionally smokes and eats lollipops, but he avoids causing difficulties for his friends. He dislikes oily foods, but enjoys sweet dishes. He has a very protective mentality and is frequently on edge. He is typically quite lethargic, as he balances out the intensity of his younger brother, yet he does things when requested. He likes to tease his pals and is a bit of a flirt. He is both calm and cautious. He likes animals and is often surrounded by them.
Appearance: He is a skeleton monster with orange eye lights. He wears a hoodie that is of orange in color. On the left shoulder is a patch with honeycomb designs behind a jar/glass of honey with a cute little ribbon. He has a scar on his left eye.
Aquamarine - Old Rewrite Underswap: Sans
Personality: Sans, also known as Aquamarine or Aqua, is a high-energy color. He has a lot of energy and is working hard to channel it in a healthy and safe way. He is a bright and joyful individual who bears a great deal of valor and power on his shoulders. He enjoys receiving compliments and assisting others. He also never gives up. He is witty, bright, and wise. He'll make friends with you. He is really courteous and cautious. He's the hero who is always by your side. He is always quiet and peaceful while working unless he is trying to inspire the people he is helping to be strong and powerful.
Appearance: He is a skeleton monster. He has aquamarine eye lights. He has a small scar. He wears a blue bandana/scarf.
Quartz - Old Rewrite Underswap: Gaster
Personality: He is Honeycomb and Aquamarine's father. He is, without a doubt, out of the norm. He is quite intelligent and ensured that the core functioned properly. He is well-known for being a cheery and upbeat individual. He cherishes his sons and is always caring for them. But don't undervalue him! He is a violent and protective father to his sons, and any persona he takes on to deal with the problem will be rejected. He is incredibly intelligent and dangerous, much like the other Gasters. Over coffee or tea, he frequently expresses his admiration for his boys' bravery. He appreciates riddles, planning, and a clever pun.
Appearance: His scars are pretty similar to Gaster's. He is a skeleton monster.
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(https://www.tumblr.com/hoodies-monster-ranch/747066458700398592/destino-approaches-body-pillow-firmly-in-their)
*That was unexpected. So much so that the body pillow and bag slipped from their grasp. There was something creeping inside of Destino. Was it…guilt for what they had done? No…it couldn’t be. Right? They had never felt like this before. It was…horrible.*
Destino: Alright Bluey, here’s the situation. I may have said something and it may have made someone cry. Oops. Totally my bad. I’m gonna fix this. Don’t even worry your pretty little head about it. I just so happen to be the best when it comes to making Pokémon feel better. Everything shall be fine.
@lightofunova @hoodies-monster-ranch
#pokemon ask blog#pokemon#pokemon askblog#pokemon oc#ask blog#ask the royal absol#destino the absol#pokeask#ask#pokeask community#lousleepover
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Romeo: Impmon? Meat fruit? I don't even know what those even are? Are you like a new Pokémon or something? Like a Ultra Beast just like that Nihilego that's hanging around with that Grafaiai? And I heard of breadfruit but never a meat fruit. Dose it taste like what I think it is or is it something else? Also...Digimon...What even is that? And you think I'm one of them? I mean I did came from another reality or whatnot but never have I heard of Digimon. Is it because of the arm? I get alot of comments about it.
Romeo@'Purrloin': The Gallade was observing what was inside the snack basket the 'Purrloin' was carrying. "Those are some strange cookies ya got there. Never have I seen one with...exotic smells and flavors.*grabs a slice veggie pizza from one of the pizza boxes he was carrying* Wanna trade for a piece?
Impmon Revealed!
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Today's breakfast
8:00am Monster zero sugar ultra energy 10kcal
Took a few hours to sew a new hoodie.
12:32pm 10 cucumber slices 6kcal 1 large tomatoes 33 kcal ranch 130kcal.
Total
179 kcal
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-The Unown shifts from next to Uv to spin and rotate their body in frustration outlet needing to move as they think-
How could that detail even slip your mind?? Oh this is what I shall claim as my champion this is my champion then just oop this is a child huh how did I end up with a child oh well. Just,! I cannot comprehend such a detail slipping I know time moves differently with God's when you're alive so long years can blink into seconds or months can feel like a lifespan it's all complex and disproportionate but you didn't even make plans with yourself on what sort of training you'd provide your champion when old enough?! I can understand waiting while Uv was a child but did you never set anything up in advance?? An area to play to learn coordination to dodge and dive and be wary of flying obstacles nearby, when Uv learned their first move did that not remind you that he needed to know more?? I'm sorry Giratina but your love for Uv and forgetfulness has endangered Uvs safety!
And stars above but all three of you are so stupid! You picked yours first, who's to say Dialga couldn't have foresaw these events with time powers?? I don't know if you three took an honorary oath to not use your respective ability to your advantage when picking a champion but even if you didn't you didn't even pick at the same time! If Dialga and Palkia knew and saw and sensed you picking Uv that immediately gave them both an edge in their choosing and with Palkia choosing last that gives an advantage over you and Dialga!
Non of these champions are going to be proportionate to the battle they need to partake in, Uv no training, Dialgas champion HAS had training and if Palkia has only just picked a champion who knows what kind of creature was found that Palkia feels so confident to call for a battle effective immediately. This little proxy war isnt fair by any means in terms of power levels experiences equality or anything! Save for Uv everyone else has an advantage if Dialga checked the flow of time and found a timeline with a champion which guaranteed victory and if Palkia already saw what you both picked and waited to choose a champion with power and typing advantage over the pair of you!
God's this is so stupid all of it and I hate it I hate it so so much because I know there's nothing I can say even if I convince you I don't know if your siblings will listen be reasonable and I don't know what sort of empathy and care your father has if Arceus here would even step in, you all need to be thrown into a pocket dimension away from everything where you can fight it out and sort out all your shit!
-The Unown heaves heavy breaths-
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just, I don't know, this fight isn't fair I've already raved my piece about it and I still stand by the idea you three should just ask 3 rattata to have a play fight but I know your egos will get in the way and there's always going to be subtle differences between each of their strengths due to natural variation nature's what not, and you can't exactly ask a mew to create three pokemon of completely identical stats purely for this battle as creating life just for the benefit and satisfactory pleasure of God's wanting to know who's better is all kinds of messed up. Not to mention I don't know your siblings I don't know how liable any of you are to cheating which could just urg break everything in the everywhere all at once. -The Unown floats down in a sigh exhale drooping after their rant, no matter what they thought of they couldn't see anything working out, they already felt as though this was an event that could not be changed and it only made them feel worse-
- U
IV belongs to @hoodies-monster-ranch !
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what I think the pastas smell like :D
let's start with my favorite rat boi, Jeff! this man barely showers, eats ungodly amounts of eggs every day and probably doesn't know that he has to wash his filthy clothes every once in a while. he smells so bad- please someone make him take a shower, im begging 🥚
Ben probably smells like cheese doritos and ranch. He takes showers regularly but he always wears the same god damn hoodie and refuses to wash it. he doesn't smell that bad compared to Jeff though, hes just a little stinky 🧀
Candy always smells like cotton candy- (@sanityisforlosers HC) with a faint hint of monster energy. itstheonlythingthattheydrinkplsmakethemstop 🍭
Liu, unlike his rat brother, actually takes really good care of himself in terms of personal hygiene. definitely gravitates towards more softer smelling perfumes that have hints of vanilla and lavender. he also kinda smells like cinnamon most of the time but no one really knows why 🍪
Eyeless jack spends a lot of his time outside in nature and therefore always smells like a whole forest. pine trees, damp moss, wood, rain- all that good stuff 🍃
Jason the toymaker always has a faint cotton candy smell to him because he spends so much time with candy. and since he is always making and fixing toys in his room he tends to also smell like wood and glue 🧸
Helen/bloody painter spends all day in his room surrounded by lots of different art supplies while he's painting or drawing and because of that he smells exactly like an art supply store- sometimes with a hint of blood when he's not using oil or acrylic paints..🎨
Johnathan/puppeteer smells like axe body spray, Helen and lemons. don't ask why, he just does 🍋
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