#honorable mention goes to

[stillgotscars]

in honor of the 7-year anniversary of reputation, put your top three tracks in the tags

[literalcyborg]

Favorite parts of the newest Time Quangle:

1. Arthur Aguefort/Lapin Cadbury Old Man Yaoi

2. Sundry Sidney/Primsy Coldbottle Yuri

3. Bambi Leroux always being somewhere in the background of the whole thing

4. Seeing Lapin again 😭

5. Fabian Seacaster having the second-worst day of his entire life

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

How about three?

thanks for the ask @luckybyrdrobyn :D

Behold le closeups

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[scarringstars]

THE HUNGER GAMES APPRECIATION WEEK day six: favorite district ↳ District 11 - "My thanks to the people of District Eleven."

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

i think my favorite parts are

my brother completely failing to identify captain kirk

my sister thinking scotty was spock's dad

my siblings completely independently of one another deciding that any woman they couldn't identify had to be a chef

[didderd]

MY BELOVED—cough cough I mean uh...

Crack, sweetest boi, I would like to know what kind of food is absolutely your favorite 🫶

Crack: Heh.. Hey Lex.

Ah... favorite? Don't think I could chose. I love most things.

..... If it's meat.. 's long as 't's not bloody... or real obviously an animal... 'n' sometimes I jus' avoid it completely... Found some vegan places I really like in some AUs over time. Love a good vegan burger.

[julesonjupiter]

ok are you serious what is it with troy and getting himself into homosexual activities like. "sometimes i think about guys" episode 1, getting wasted with a bear at a bar and wrestling with him episode 2, and "dude, im gonna open you up like a fucking pringles can" face to face with the ROBOT. EPISODE 3. at this rate we are going to have our second ever jrwi fade to black for gay sex in 2 episodes

[rockpaperscissuhs]

HBO WWII Rewatch | Week 11 - Favorite Company

[darkshrimpemotions]

Aggressively and joyfully queer television shows with ensemble casts where every character is blorbo my beloved. We need more of them.

[ingravinoveritas]

Photos of David and Georgia at the TV BAFTAs last night. Presented without comment...

[fashionredalert]

NEW FIC DROPPED

I wrote a thing for @uh-oh-its-bird @oh-no-its-bird

Check it out here

based off her tumblr post here

[im-a-little-kit]

my issue is that i can think of about a thousand inappropriate joke questions but none that wont make me die of embarrassment if they answer it

[swordmaid]

i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

[rise-my-angel]

I think my favorite thing about Robb and Jon comparison is the way they handle personal conflicts with other men.

Robb is so blatant without ever having to pull it out, that hes got a 20 inch cock. He will put men twice his size in their place with an even tone like with Greatjon Umber, or utterly take control of a conversation with Jaime Lannister who is an expert at controlling a conversation to his wants.

This one nod of dismissal from Robb was a bigger giant cock sized power move, then anything Tywin Lannister has done in his entire life.

He doesn't have to pull it out for me to know its 20 inches. Its obvious in his commanding demeanor in any given situation who is really in control.

Jon though, that man will take you by surprise.

Normally he gives no indication he's like that, and will not put men in place for the same things Robb would. See how Robb responds to Greatjon calling him "boy" while hes in command, and compare it to how Jon responds when hes in command and Janos Slynt calls him "boy". Very different reactions. Jon does not take command so blatantly, and so he comes off as normal and average sized.

But then he will suddenly put a man in his place by showing off that he has a cock the length and girth of his fucking forearm, out of goddamn nowhere. In the most unhinged manner possible.

The most obvious is when he calls Tormund a coward, who then accuses Jon of only being brave enough to say that because hes in chains. Only for Jon, who has to fucking look up to meet his tall ass eyeline, but doesn't say a fucking word as he makes eye contact whole unlocking his chains while hes right in front of him. And it smacked the man in the face how big Jons cock was that hes fucking speechless and then immediately gives him the information he wanted. The most sudden stealth showing of his giant cock in mere seconds.

Though, we already saw this cock before. Considering Jon in the show is so matched in Ned Starks level of unhinged. Jon doesn't just threaten Rast in the middle of the night. Jon in the show, literally gags him as he doesn't even say anything threatening, just not to touch Sam. Jon in the show was unhinged and physically gags him so he can't call for help, and is so sure Rast got the mesaage he just walks away. And sure enough Rast is fucking silent about what Jon did.

Imagine having such a big cock, confident that he scared the shit out of Rast, that he walks away fearing no consequences and literally does get away with it.

I'm telling you, Stark men are unmatched in how big their cocks are.