#honorable mention goes to

[stillgotscars]

in honor of the 7-year anniversary of reputation, put your top three tracks in the tags

[literalcyborg]

Favorite parts of the newest Time Quangle:

1. Arthur Aguefort/Lapin Cadbury Old Man Yaoi

2. Sundry Sidney/Primsy Coldbottle Yuri

3. Bambi Leroux always being somewhere in the background of the whole thing

4. Seeing Lapin again 😭

5. Fabian Seacaster having the second-worst day of his entire life

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

How about three?

thanks for the ask @luckybyrdrobyn :D

Behold le closeups

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

i think my favorite parts are

my brother completely failing to identify captain kirk

my sister thinking scotty was spock's dad

my siblings completely independently of one another deciding that any woman they couldn't identify had to be a chef

[scarringstars]

THE HUNGER GAMES APPRECIATION WEEK day six: favorite district ↳ District 11 - "My thanks to the people of District Eleven."

[camilla-obscura]

WHAT IVE LEARNED ABOUT JRWI PRIME DEFENDERS THROUGH OSMOSIS

WILLIAM WISP:

he died badly but got better

he has danny phantom powers

he gets vivisected at one point?? this might have been someone in the fandom making a top surgery joke im not sure

he's killed at least one person. possibly more

he goes to hell and meets the devil

VYNCENT SOL:

an elf? from elf world??

elf world is real and called prime. and thats where he comes from

he wears a shirt that says KNIFE and has KNIFE related powers. im thinking like number two from umbrella academy

i have yet to see a piece of art where hes not being shipped with either william or ashe. whats his deal

DAKOTA COLE:

grizzly pc

canonically white i think but nobody draws him white

canonically skinny i think but nobody draws him skinny

beats people up "cole style"

worlds biggest weeb

capable of turning people who like men into squares

possibly capable of turning people of other sexual orientations into other geometric shapes

ASHE WINTERS

i thought she was a girl for the longest time

people kept saying how trans girl coded she was and i took that to mean wow this cis girl character yakko plays is so trans girl coded

apparently ashe winters is canonically a cis dude. insane 2 me personally

possessed by an evil little freak called the trickster

i thought yakko was trans too. thats not related

LE FROG

honestly the main factor in me wanting to listen to pd

lameass french guy in a frog suit

actually i dont think hes even french i think he just does the accent for funsies

powers include: jumping high?? enjoying stinky cheeses???

he gets a sidekick named le tadpole at some point with cooler powers than his

i dont know what the actual plot of pd is every piece of fanart ive seen is just putting these guys in situations and drawing william wisp in tshirts with werewolves on them

[rockpaperscissuhs]

HBO WWII Rewatch | Week 11 - Favorite Company

[didderd]

MY BELOVED—cough cough I mean uh...

Crack, sweetest boi, I would like to know what kind of food is absolutely your favorite 🫶

Crack: Heh.. Hey Lex.

Ah... favorite? Don't think I could chose. I love most things.

..... If it's meat.. 's long as 't's not bloody... or real obviously an animal... 'n' sometimes I jus' avoid it completely... Found some vegan places I really like in some AUs over time. Love a good vegan burger.

[julesonjupiter]

ok are you serious what is it with troy and getting himself into homosexual activities like. "sometimes i think about guys" episode 1, getting wasted with a bear at a bar and wrestling with him episode 2, and "dude, im gonna open you up like a fucking pringles can" face to face with the ROBOT. EPISODE 3. at this rate we are going to have our second ever jrwi fade to black for gay sex in 2 episodes

[darkshrimpemotions]

Aggressively and joyfully queer television shows with ensemble casts where every character is blorbo my beloved. We need more of them.

[ingravinoveritas]

Photos of David and Georgia at the TV BAFTAs last night. Presented without comment...

[fashionredalert]

NEW FIC DROPPED

I wrote a thing for @uh-oh-its-bird @oh-no-its-bird

Check it out here

based off her tumblr post here

[im-a-little-kit]

my issue is that i can think of about a thousand inappropriate joke questions but none that wont make me die of embarrassment if they answer it

[n7punk]

as far as "stupidly specific" AUs go i've got some real top picks but i think they go like this:

The Penske Peel: tow driver meet-cute at a specific low-height railway bridge in North Carolina with in-references to the bridge lore

Rain or Shine: post office vendor specialist x regional manager. i bet 30% of the people who read this didn't even know one of those job titles existed beforehand

Selling a Dream: She-ra Cosplayer x LA prop maker. i didn't think this was niche at the time but quickly learned it was

Start Your Engine: it's a fucking classic car x vtuber AU how did that even happen in my brain. this would rank higher if i knew more about either of those things but it's just super random really

Slipstream: cybersecurity/hacker x single mom. i'm really good at weird combos