#honeycrisp apples

[katherynefromphilly]

It’s time for pumpkin pie ice cream and apple pie ice cream and apple cider water ice and honeycrisp apples you can pick from the tree and leaves crunching under your feet and grey overcast skies with cool breezes oh my god I am so ready please pass the apple cider donuts naaaaaooooooowwwwww

[augment-techs]

[individualapplereviews]

Excellent news for Honeycrisp apple fans like myself!

[shinhamada]

Green Salad - Healthy Apple and Kale Salad This healthy salad with no added sugar or salt combines kale, apples, and pomegranate with a simple olive oil and lemon juice dressing.

[robynroze]

Apple Butter Recipe This is a straightforward recipe for apple butter that you can customize by adding different spices.

[designtreviso]

Recipe for Healthy Apple and Kale Salad Kale, apples, and pomegranate are combined in this nutritious salad, which has just a simple dressing of olive oil and lemon juice.

[clarerogers]

Kale Salad - Healthy Apple and Kale Salad Kale, apples, and pomegranate are combined in this nutritious salad, which has just a simple dressing of olive oil and lemon juice.

[kitwiings]

honeycrisp apples suck MAJOR ass. apples are my favorite fruit & i barely want to finish this honeycrisp im eating. how do people actually like these. how do people rate these higher than AMBROSIAS (best apple all time). Sick of it.

[sweetoothgirl]

Glazed Honeycrisp Apple Fritter Cake

[carouselunique]

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[cosmicwhoreo]

seeing as ur cookie ocs/children (not sure what to call the little specimens) are,well,cookies-

If you could somehow (really no idea how you would) eat them,would they taste like anything in particular??

Oooooh~! A FUN ONE!!!

And for scale, I'm going to rate the edibility of each of my confectionary darlings on a scale of 1 to 10. starting with...

Horse Apple Cookie- 2/10

Uncomfortably bumpy and bitter, downright unpalatable on the taste buds. I mean... You CAN eat him and not really suffer too much in the long wrong. But nobody would recommend it... And frankly, the constant screaming of conspiracy nonsense and the fact he hasn't showered in two weeks just lowers his grade by like 1 point.

HoneyCrisp Cookie- 9/10

Actually tastes pretty good. Sweet and juicy, almost like a jolly rancher!

Grand Reef Cookie- 1/10

Uuuuuh... Maybe in his prime he tasted like rainbow sherbet ice cream like his colorful corals would lead you to believe. But nowadays...? Raw sewage. Feels and tastes like biting into a moldy apple. Uncomfortably squishy and black, like tar. Guarantee you will get violently ill from trying to eat him... He only gets a point because he will be constantly comforting you and giving all these sympathetic and apologetic pats and hugs the entire time you're puking your brains out from tasting him...

Dr Prawn Cookie- 5/10

Tastes as you'd expect. Shellfishy and meaty. But there is an uncomfortable crunch...

Sea Anemone Cookie- 4/10

Apparently you CAN eat anemones... Weird, but I guess fried anemone is a delicacy to some regions, I don't know. Tastes like shellfish, but she's too smol to really even be considered a light snack. And frankly, why WOULD you wanna eat a face like that? She's just excited to meet a big friend~!

Gold Choco Cookie- 0/10

Several problems would arise trying to chew on Goldie... Firstly, is trying to CHEW him; as his body is roughly 85% hard metal and high voltage wiring. He's hardly even dough at this point... And if you somehow managed to get by that, he tastes like oil and metal and leaves a buzz of static in your mouth. There's only a slight aftertaste of rich chocolate... But you'd have a better experience eating a chocolate-covered floppy disk before cracking a molar on his stale ass...

[individualapplereviews]

Honeycrisp apple soda? I'll allow it.

Review: it's delicious.

[ananxiousgenz]

just horked down an apple arthur lester style

[mostlythemarsh]

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