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GILLIAN JACOBS as MARY JAYNE GOLD TRANSATLANTIC 1.02 | “The Angel of History”
#mary jayne gold#gillian jacobs#transatlantic#netflix transatlantic#transatlanticedit#honestly she has the range#she looked so beautiful this episode and i am but a simple lesbian#had to give her a gifset of her own <3#the gold dress... wow...
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MDZS x Brazil (1985)
(Yes. Real movie dialogue)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#MDZS AU#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there#While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film#Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...
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I may just be insane about this but does this feel like foreshadowing to anyone else. In this scene we see her trying to replicate the skill of someone else (her mother) and failing to achieve the same results that they would. That feels really specific and it's driving me insane.
Like, we see this come back again in the aftermath of the trial. Diana has repeatedly voiced her admiration for Wolfgang's ability to speak and inspire those around him in the darkest of times, saying she wished she could do the same. We see her pour her heart out and give her own speech to inspire the others-- except the reaction that she receives is cold and miserable, far from the newly kindled warmth and hope Wolfgang was able to create every time.
Diana is a chameleon. Her whole thing is to reflect, to replicate and to adapt. Do you think that this small scene where she tries to make a butterfly out of her hairclips-- a butterfly, an animal associated with transformation and change-- and the end result looking nothing like what she wanted it to be is a metaphor for her future character arc? She has declared that she wants to follow in Wolfgang's footsteps, wants to become something new, but do you think that by the end she ends up being the furthest thing from him? Do you think that by the end she will be left distorted, fundamentally wrong? Do you think that if she could see what she will become in the future, the only emotion that she can muster is horror as she gazes at a stranger that's supposed to be herself? That by the end, she won't be able to recognise herself, because there's no "her" left anymore?
#project eden's garden#p:eg#p:eg spoilers#diana venicia#wolfgang akire#it makes me think of her in the imitation artwork#the way she is more “normal” than everyone else. that she's smiley and friendly and colourful but her eyes are completely vacant. glassy#everyone else's ranges from horrifying to morbidly cryptic to depressing yet they all feel infinitely more “real” than she does#they say the eyes are the window to the soul yet hers are mirrors that only reflect the people in her sight#and in one you can see her face. expression hardened and determined with purple eyes similar to wolfgang.#and then the one where you see diana look at her imitation self covering her mouth in horror at what she sees when she looks into its eyes#and it's so unbelievably similar to when she watched wolfgang get electrocuted to death#and it feels to me like it's emphasising how his death will be her spiral into losing herself entirely failing to be like him#which makes sense. because she has an idealised image of who wolfgang was#wolfgang was someone who was also scared. who also struggled. who had his own insecurities and fears and secrets#wolfgang had parts about himself he hated and tried to be a better person than he thought he was presently#and he has an idealised image of his own mum. dedicated his life to be like HER#she chases after an idealised picture modelled after another idealised picture unaware that the standard she's pursuing never existed#diana corruption arc i can feel it#i can see her character going downhill mentally from here and honestly i'd love that but i would be upset cuz she deserves better#but i feel like her story will be one of transformation gone horribly wrong#which makes her such an interesting antagonist and contrast to how damon's development will likely go#anywho just rambling here in the tags don't mind me much#i just really like diana and i don't rant about her enough XD#momento rambles
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Noise game.
#winging it#raven beak#samus aran#samus#metroid dread#metroid#chozo#metroid comic#Chozo have a habit of just making noise. it's fun!#Samus does it too (picked it up during childhood) though her smaller human throat doesn't allow her quite as much range.#make no mistake: her mimicry is very impressive. she just can't flawlessly imitate an oncoming 16-wheeler.#She can do other Things though. As Raven Beak displays his mastery over the ringtone. so too does she have this power.#she has the upper hand in some places: lips and teeth allow her more tools with which to execute the finer points of complex noises#but her elders have tricks of their own.#Raven Beak can imitate human kissy noises in his throat using the very back of his tongue#making noises at each other is honestly one of their best bonding activities so far.#though they're usually sitting across the room from each other when they come out with the ear blast-tier moves#they don't need to talk to each other. don't even need to look at each other. they can just sit in the living room and go back and forth#with noises. they get competitive sometimes. that's typically when the loud stuff comes into play.#sometimes they have these wordless competitions of who can make the most intricate noises or the loudest noises or the weirdest noises#or they try to see who can make the most outlandish sound that flesh can feasibly make. like heavy machinery. stuff that you wouldn't expec#someone to be able to make on their own without the help of equipment.
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The comedy of brodinsons dragging random cultural biases with them from Asgard is so fun. They should be sexist to people's faces and roll their eyes when anyone says anything about it
#i just KNOW loki would read natasha's presence on the team for filth#not *just* because she's a woman but also because what is she even doing there#they are in physical combat the most she can do is distract him while he breaks a few bones#at least barton is a ranged attacker like that#Gun Girl okay but on a bulletproof alien? really?#what is she going to do to him because the femme fatale action obviously isnt going to work#at least the others are decked out with attack skills and high tech#loki: you are literally going to get killed doing this#nat: im doing fine#loki whacks her into a building like no seriously i will squash you like a bug use your strategy skills rn#thor: i told them we dont need her on the team but it is an earth thing apparently#loki: oh noooo they couldnt have 6 guys share a building ahhhhhh they needed to balance it out -_-#thor: she doesnt even prepare beverages when asked. even though her work is only partially as a physical warrior!!#loki: do earth teams typically include a harlot because honestly it is unecessary. you've already got thor#thor: HEY!!!! 😡😠😡💢💥💥💥⚡⚡⚡⚡#loki: eh#thor absolutely convinced everyone has to get highly drunk after victory he is basically forcing everyone to drink#bruce: i cant#thor: -_- you shall celebrate!!#thor: i need a floor of this tower to keep as a feast hall
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okay this is my valorant oc her name is accord and she is a menace to society :3
i tried something new with the shading here so i hope it looks good
#my art#valorant#okay here is an explanation of her abilities#COINFLIP - EQUIP a coin. FIRE to send it forward causing accord to appear at the location it lands. HOLD FIRE to extend the range of the co#n#SHINY - EQUIP a coin. FIRE to toss the coin a short distance forward. The coin will nearsight all enemies who look at it#FIND A PENNY - EQUIP a coin. FIRE to place on the ground. when an enemy steps on the coin it will reveal their location until removed. the#coin can be picked up and redeployed#LIFETIME DEAL - EQUIP a coin. when in range of an enemy fire to toss them the coin and convince them to join your side (only for that round#the enemy can harm their teammates but no longer harm your team and their teammates can harm them. your team cannot harm the affected enem#and that would cost 8 points but honestly 9 would work better#but i mean since clove's ult is only like 7 i dont think 8 is so bad#she'd pull the cartridges out of her pockets i guess i didnt really think about that#her backstory is basically she found a pouch of magic coins (an artifact like harbor's bracelet) and people who see them are obsessed#since she has the pouch she is immune but that's why shiny and lifetime deal work#since people love the coins so much they'd do anything to have them#OH also uh i think she's an initiator? maybe a sentinel i don't know#this feels more initiator-y to me but like idk#i just made her because i thought it was cool#valorant oc#accord valorant
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long post under the cut. i'm writing out a somewhat redacted transcript of the utter BULLSHIT i put up with yesterday
warnings for transphobia, transphobia EVERYWHERE. also, i show my arse here. i'm not a perfect person and my temper got the better of me in a BIG way.
messages in a group chat between sister, mum and me.
[screenshot of a facebook post, posted by [sister]. tagged [deadname]. post reads: I will always cherish these memories of my twin sister and I. Losing my twin sister was the worst pain imaginable, and I'm still very much grieving this. I'm working hard to rebuild a brand new relationship with a brand new person [blue love heart emoji]]
Me (7.16pm): what the fuck is this?
Me (7.19pm): I haven't died. I am still very much alive. I'd appreciate it if you didn't say you were "working hard to rebuild a brand new relationship with a brand new person" and out me to people as transgender without my permission. It shows a flagrant disregard to my privacy and safety.
Me (7.23pm): I am deeply hurt that you are sharing memories from a facebook account I no longer have access to. I'm just completely shocked that you would think this is a kind and fair thing to do to me. Take it down.
Me (7.23pm): Now.
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Sister (9.02pm): Wtf is wrong with you
Sister (9.05pm): I've not said you've died, I've said I'll always cherish there's (sic) memories. [Deadname] is gone and is never coming back, don't be so selfish and put yourself in someone else's shoes for a change. Out you as transgender? I've not tagged Parker anywhere. You've changed yourself as male legally and have been someone else for years - it's public information
Sister (9.07pm): Look, you have all the time in the world to sit there and argue and be a snowflake
Sister (9.08pm): Fuck off, I want nothing to do with you - you completely selfish cunt
Sister (9.08pm): I just want MY [DEADNAME] back
Me (9.09pm): Are you aware that people are reacting to that post as if I have died? Interesting that you call it selfish to want a modicum of privacy and respect from you. How dare you. How very dare you. I'm aware you haven't tagged me as Parker. I'm aware that for whatever reason you refuse to see me as Parker. You'd rather make up a fuss over [Deadname] than respect me as I am and lash out when you're called out on poor behaviour. I, my personality, hasn't changed. I am still who I have always been except I now use a name, pronouns and body I am comfortable in.
Sister (9.09pm): You have changed
Sister (9.09pm): I'm allowed to grieve
Me (9.10pm): I AM STILL ALIVE
Sister (9.10pm): [Deadname] isn't
Sister (9.10pm): Doesn't exist anymore
Sister (9.11pm): I'm not "[sister's name] the youngest of 5 girls"
Me (9.11pm): YOU NEVER FUCKING WERE
Me (9.11pm): I just didn't have the language to say it!
Sister (9.11pm): It's no longer "I have a twin" "boy or girl"
Sister (9.12pm): You did for 26 years
Me (9.12pm): Are you kidding me? Is this a joke?
Sister (9.12pm): I'm allowed to grieve. I've supported you best I can why don't you try and do the same
Sister (9.13pm): I've had a rough fucking time
Sister (9.13pm): And I'm always there for you when I (sic) need me
Me (9.13pm): You made your fucking bed, now lay in it.
Sister (9.13pm): Just try to be understanding and not offensive
Me (9.13pm): Are you?
Sister (9.13pm): Okay we're done
Me (9.13pm): Are you there for me?
Sister (9.13pm): When you need money?
Sister (9.13pm): Calling you brother
Sister (9.14pm): Me and [ex-boyfriend] have split up and I'm struggling. [Deadname] would've been nice
Sister (9.14pm): You're being a twat
Sister (9.15pm): You spend too much time on the internet
Sister (9.15pm): I don't have time to waste on this
Sister (9.15pm): Dead to me
Me (9.15pm): You don't call me your brother unless you want something. I asked you to help me with Mango in an emergency that was never needed. You ask me to look after your dog when you're getting too drunk you don't even know how you got home. You broke up with [ex-boyfriend] because you couldn't cope with the guilt of emotionally cheating on him. That's on you, not me.
Sister (9.16pm): Not completely accurate
Sister (9.17pm): You're dead to me
Sister (9.18pm): Hope mum is kind enough to keep funding your mentally ill "lifestyle"
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Sister (9.54pm): You outer (sic) yourself as transgender on my page [5 laughing emojis]
Sister (9.54pm): And turned the blame to me
Sister (9.54pm): Brilliant
Mum (9.56pm): GO WALK
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Sister (10.04pm): [Person] sent you a screenshot of my Facebook, you accepted my friend request 2 hours ago which I sent to you months if not a year ago just to have a go at me
Sister (10.04pm): And then has been gossiping about me inaccurately
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Me (10.25pm): I'm only going to say this once. It wasn't [Person] who sent me a screenshot and there's absolutely no way I'm going to tell you who it is. As you happily informed me, it's public information.
Sister (10.26pm): 1) absolute bullshit
Sister (10.26pm): It's her background on the screenshot
Me (10.29pm): So the reason you're angry at [Person] is because the person who sent me the screenshot uses Dark Mode...which is a function that all modern smartphones can use... Okay. I'm not going to have this conversation with you because you sound unwell. Get better, [sister].
Sister (10.30pm): I'm grieving the loss of my twin sister and I'm grieving the end of a relationship. Other than that I'm fine. I've not taken a single day off work, I run a home and business, I eat clean, train, pay my way and contribute to society
Sister (10.31pm): You're the one with every mental illness going
Sister (10.31pm): You are dead to me
Sister (10.31pm): You are done
Sister (10.32pm): I loved [Deadname] more than anything and I will cherish and share my memories
Sister (10.32pm): I hate Parker
-- --- ---- ----- ---- --- -- messages in a private chat between sister and me (note the timestamps!)
Sister (11.36pm): Goodbye
Sister (11.36pm): I've said goodbye to [Deadname] she's gone and never coming back
Sister (11.36pm): Now I'm saying goodbye to you
Sister (11.36pm): Don't every (sic) contact me again
Sister (11.36pm): Ever *
#what a fucking palava honestly#anyway upshot of this whole thing is my mum rang me inbetween the gaps in the conversation and has encouraged me to go completely no contac#oh! and the facebook post in question is still up!#because i've had 2 more people reach out to tell me that they've seen it and messaged my sister to get it taken down!#in a completely unsurprisingly twist of events she told them to kill themselves and blocked them!#from her public facebook page that she uses to network and promote her social media on!#hoooooly shit#non reblogable for obvious reasons!
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I get using no specific iteration of the TMNT in a crossover and just making yet another new version. After all, the franchise has had many, many different versions at this point, so it's easy to accept that this is simply one more to add to the pile.
But Naruto has... one. Just the one. So when all of a sudden characters are written/shown to have expertise that they shouldn't have at the age they're being depicted, it just ends up feeling weird.
I get that fitting things into the Naruto timeline can be a chore. Do it too early, and Sakura is kinda useless. Do it too late, and Sasuke's off murdering people. And if you try to set it after the series, the power levels are seriously gonna be out of whack.
But breaking the only canon that has ever existed for these characters makes them feel like... not the same characters. I might be the only one who cares about this, but it really took me out of the story, to the point where I couldn't help but focus on it. I don't want to be distracted from page one of a silly ninja crossover comic.
#almost as distracting as the weird dialogue given to all the naruto characters i mean wut lol#unsurprisingly i didn't care for how the naruto characters were handled#i went into this issue knowing this would most likely be the case#i am admittedly very harsh on how i judge naruto characterizations pre time jump#ah well#who knows maybe in the end the story will be worth it but at just 4 issues i'm not gonna hold my breath#more specific spoilers below...#i feel like they really should have just left sakura her normal self#if you know her character well enough you could totally pull off a fight between her and raph#he is a brawler and very straightforward but sakura is smart and has excellent chakra control#honestly just use her zaku fight tactics - substitution until you can get a surprise attack#or have her tree climb to get away and attack from range using paper bombs#i'd say she could use clones as a distraction but obviously that's too close to naruto's thing#like you can still make a fight with her work it's not like any of the tmnt were using anything other than taijutsu#but we've already seen covers with naruto using rasengan so i'm guessing she won't be the only one with extra powers#(i know the anime stuck some filler eps in between sasuke waking from his itachi induced coma and his fight with naruto on the roof)#(but those are non-canon and frankly really ruin the flow so i've always hated that they existed even if the kakashi mask one is amusing)#(but if you go by the anime's canon i guess you could technically have naruto knowing rasengan if this story is set then)#also uh sasuke you know you have the sharingan right#why weren't you using it you basically always use it post chuunin exams#though admittedly what the two tomoe sharingan is capable of isn't always clear as sometimes he can see attacks coming#(avoiding gaara's sand ball spikes or seeing haku's fast movement)#and sometimes he can't (like kyuubi naruto at the valley of the end until he gets his third tomoe)#ANYWAY i just really wanted to rant a bit about this thing so uh yeah i ranted XD#not tagging but i suppose it might still come up in searches... ehhhhhh i'll delete the post if i start getting hate or something lol
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Suddenly cursed with the desire to write out detailed paragraphs about my dozen aro and/or ace headcanons for genshin characters
#fern.txt#I MAY BE OUT OF THE WOODS WITH MY HARDEST MIDTERM BUT I STILL HAVE WORK :///#genshin#see it’s sometimes hard for genshin chars bc alot of my hcs I notice go hand in hand w chars having trauma#so sometimes I less want to assign them labels n moreso have thoughts on how trauma impacts their#relationship w sexuality or romance#so sometimes I less have a hc and more like an insane introspective concept Abt this character weighing between#aroace identity vs coping and unpacking trauma#so u have a range of like my aroace hc for yoimiya is just bc she probably feels she jsut loves everyone deeply#and doesn’t rlly feel she experiences attraction that stands out compared to this sort of general love for ppl#cynonari are in a demi-aroace sort of relationship where both of them just feel very disinterested sbt romance n sex#but bc they have such a deep bond with e/o#they’re just more comfortable with kind of having some sort of relationship/dictation of e/o as a ‘partner’ of sorts#n then I have my collei hcs where I think if u talked to her Abt it#she would say she consciously thinks her relationship w attraction is rlly influenced by her trauma but she takes comfort in IDing as xyz#aro or ace identity bc she thinks it suits her n she’s ok with the fact she handles attraction differently than other ppl#I think her being around tighnari and cyno who she feels understand her experiences helps her a lot)#but then in contrast if I were to write an wanderer fic in line w my ace hcs for him#it would honestly be more of a narrative of as he has time to process n heal from trauma he moves away from the ace label more#bc I think I’d see him conclude yeah I think alot of my repulsion and detachment from attraction comes from my trauma#and while I still relate to alot of ace experiences I think it might be more helpful and accurate to how I feel#identity wise to try to repair my relationship with it#instead of resonate with the label and idea I don’t have interest in these things nor experience these attractions
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slowly becoming known as the sweeney todd fan
#naoise.txt#And I love it#My dream role is Sweeney himself altho I currently lack the vocal range#I'd also wouldnt mind being Pirelli or Anthony also#Altho I honestly dont know how I feel abt Anthony as a character#Like idk if hes someone whos like only a little more life experienced than Johanna or if hes like... 21#Bc shes 16 and I kind of like the idea that he is like 17-18.#Since they do end up together and then it would just be awful and horrible if hes considerably older than her#Pirelli's just an asshole tho. I love that the actor playing him has to use two completely different accents for him. But he would be fun t
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....the triplets. X'mahr is the red head, X'spaer the white haired one, and X'lahz is the pink gal. I couldn't help myself ok
#entlona eifasaldwyn#(tagging her bc that'll be how I try to find them in the future)#x'mhar is an absolute scaredy cat#x'spaer is the kid who will start climbing the furniture if you take your eyes off him for a minute#x'lahz's evil genius is tempered only by her vast laziness. u know the type#spaer is a scholar bc once entlona figured she couldn't keep him out of trouble#she taught him to heal himself#mhar is either ranged dps or tank#....lahz has absolute black mage energy#(I honestly think their last name is hext....)
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i think it's really cool about how pretty much everybody who gets any significant amount of notoriety has people thirsting after them, even if they're not conventionally attractive or are even actively terrible people like serial killers or a tech CEO. just goes to show that attractiveness is subjective and there's always gonna be someone out there that thinks you're hot, even if you don't see it yourself. like seriously i've seen people hornyposting over mark fucking zuckerberg, that shit makes me feel so hopeful for me finding somebody who thinks im hot. if there are women that wanna fuck fallout centaurs im gonna find at least one that wants to fuck me, mark my goddamn words
#i actually have found somebody who finds me attractive in recent memory but she's in a relationship & im not interested in an affair#she only ever propositioned me while drunk but i also got The Vibe even when she was sober and at one point she outright said she still has#the same feelings when sober. and she just hides it better when not inebriated. and i believe her tbh#there's just a lot of complications that mean that shit's never gonna happen sadly#she's a bit out of my age range and i definitely want someone closer in age to me. and also im still a virgin and want my first time to be#with someone i love. special; y'know?#it's unrealistic but i do hope i spend the rest of my life with whomever i spend my first time with. i dont want that memory to turn bitter#maybe somebody to love will just fall into my arms some day. part of me feels like my best chance at finding someone i'm compatible with is#meeting someone online. since that's how i exist in the truest to myself form y'know#i think it'd be a tad romantic honestly. somebody reads my posts and falls in love with me through them. we talk for a while and i#eventually fly them out to where i live so we can live together. or even better randomly find somebody online who lives at least somewhat#nearby. i'm rambling. oh well.#yearning! that's the word of today. God.#<- capitalized not out of respect but out of emphasis. like when i capitalize Fuck y'know?
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Nicola Coughlan Raised Over £70,000 for Trans Rights Following U.K. Court Ruling
The Bridgerton star called the ruling “stomach turning and disgusting.”

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Bridgerton star Nicola Coughlan has raised over £70,000 (roughly $96,000) for the trans charity Not A Phase following the U.K. Supreme Court’s Wednesday ruling that the legal definitions of “man” and “woman” are based on a person’s “biological sex.”.
The ruling’s long-ranging effects are still up in the air, but it is poised to have chilling, far-ranging effects on trans rights in the U.K. As legal researcher Jess O’Thompson explained on LGBTQ+ news site Queer AF, trans people in the U.K. can now be excluded from all “single-sex” spaces under any circumstances and cannot make equal pay claims.
British anti-trans advocates have been publicly celebrating the news, including Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling, who posted a photo of herself enjoying a cigar and drink on X with the caption “I love it when a plan comes together” after reportedly donating over £70,000 to For Women Scotland, the anti-trans organization that had brought the Supreme Court case forward. Yet other U.K. celebrities, like Coughlan, have wasted no time publicly reaffirming their support for the trans community in the ruling’s aftermath.
On April 17, Coughlan took to Instagram to announce that she was launching a fundraiser for Not A Phase, a trans charity that aims to improve the lives of trans adults across the U.K. “through awareness campaigning, social projects, and funding trans+ lead initiatives,” per the organization’s official website. The actress originally set a fundraising goal of £10,000 and pledged to match donations up to that amount.
“To see an already-marginalized community… be further attacked in law is really stomach turning and disgusting, and these people celebrating it [are] more stomach turning and disgusting,” Coughlan said in a video. “If you are a cisgender person who is an ally of a trans person, I think now is the time to just… speak up and make your voice heard, and let your trans, nonbinary friends and just the community at large know that you’re there for them and will keep fighting for them.”
Just an hour after launching the fundraiser, Coughlan shared on her Instagram Story that fans had already met her £10,000 target. In just over 24 hours, the fundraiser has raised well over £70,000 at the time of writing. She has since set a new fundraising goal of £79,699.21 (roughly $105,725).
Coughlan isn’t the only cis U.K. celebrity who’s spoken out on behalf of trans rights following the Supreme Court’s ruling. On April 17, The White Lotus star Aimee Lou Wood re-shared a post from LGBTQ+ activist Ellen Jones to her Instagram Story denouncing the ruling.
“Pure rage,” Wood captioned her story. “This country is a hell hole.”
Coughlan’s Bridgerton co-star, Charitha Chandran, also called out the ruling in an April 17 TikTok that has received over 2.3 million likes.
“How pathetic to target one of the most oppressed groups in our society,” Chandran said. “Honestly? Loser behaviour… You don’t care about women. You just want to target those who are already oppressed.”
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pro tips;
do not ever rent from a corporation
do not rent from young landlords
do not rent from old landlords
do not rent.
#in all seriousness#best range is like 30-40 year olds.#theyre the few people who are most likely to not be completely fucking insane and entitled#and even then theyre still insane and entitled.#but never ever ever ever EVER rent from someone in their 20s to early 30s or someone 50-60.#trust me#do not ever do it#ever.#LITERALLY EVER.#i promise you will regret it soon#i grew up with 50/60yo landlords they are literally the worst people i know.#they were both too fucking stupid and arrogant and cheap to provide lawfully required features#like running water.#and heat#and then on the opposite end of the spectrum 20 yos dont know about 99% of the stuff they need to do for property management#and they just dont feel like they need to provide a safe livable space for you because it's just a quick cash scheme for them.#this also applies to air bnb.#but honestly i'd say 30yos and 50-60yos are the worst for air bnb ownership#my boss has an airbnb and shes like 60. shes very biased in what she tells us but most people cancel on her before their trip is done so..#and millenials all jumped on it bc they see it purely as a cash grab they dont have to put any effort in to.#if you can find an elderly owned air bnb? you hit gold.#elderly as in older than 70.#they put respect into it. it's like a bed and breakfast. cute little themes
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bruh what is season 13 on
#seriously we're doing the whole let's dismantle the team bc the new director is a bitch again#🙄🙄🙄#like at least get creative with drama but that's just exhausting to watch again.#(but honestly kim rhodes...........she has the range)#oh my god it's so much worse#'you need to solve cases that make the fbi look good' ???????#sind wir hier bei der klassensprecher wahl oder was#oh no sorry can't be looking into dying elderly people or killed hookers that doesn't make the fbi look good#alrighty#let the serial killers do their thing then while you solve the case of kittens going missing or a rich white politician seeking justice#my god.#aaaand we're also back on 'let's make garcia undergo a workplace change again where she's forced to not be herself'#absolutely amazing#what a joy to watch ☠️
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cant fucking believe im gonna be replaying INQUISITION w a TREVELYAN bcus i was thinking abt romancing josephine w the most failest inquisitor ever . god dammit . hes a single dad hes trans hes a fucking loser hes the INQUISITOR . HE KISSES JOSEPHINE . HOW
#im also thinking of making him the youngest i think an inquisitor could be#[cus in my head inky is like . 30 at least . idk why but a 20ish year old inky never worked for me . UNTIL NOW]#honestly i would choose fem inky [sumalee montano voices one of the voices . and . and i love her . i just wish inky had voice direction]#but i . i came up w a man . im sorry women </3#actually if u want to hear how much range sumalee has u should play g w 2 bcus she voices a lesbian noir detective who is a necromancer and#one of my favorite characters of all time and i think more ppl need to play it and meet marjory bcus shes the best and-#lucifer trevelyan#mauve.txt
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