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but is a hotdog a sandwich tho
#sonic x shadow generations#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#sxs gens#sonic fanart#sth#sth fanart#a homecooked meme for you all#I 'drew' it so it goes on the art account#thank you kelskora for the idea
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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#fanart#yukimiya kenyu#blue lock#blue lock fanart#bllk#bllk fanart#artists on tumblr#homecooked by yours truly#so. about ep 4
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photo study feat. local uncles
also the drafts bc they're cute i Think
#fanart#stardew valley#harvey stardew valley#elliott stardew valley#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv fanart#artists on tumblr#homecooked by yours truly#shane went off to save his own skin by taking the camera#HARVEY'S HAIR IS A MYSTERY I HAVE YET TO SOLVE#this is a call for help#i like the wips better but oh well
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So what are Mir Falspar's opinions on leftover's fried rice? Better than dying in a closet? (has he ever even had a homecooked meal before..?)
if anything, it has him talking
#post's rambles#kirby right back at ya#mir falspar#dark meta knight#galaxy soldier army#post's art gallery#mirror madness#as far as homecooking goes the closest it gets for Mir Falspar is putting something on a stick and holding it over a fire#though boiled water is a close second
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#homecooked mechs meme#the mechanisms#high noon over camelot#lemme know if i overdid the alt text or its confusing ill make sure to edit based on your suggestions!
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Mandu (Korean Dumplings) filled with Pork, Garlic Chives & Glass Noodles. 🥟
#mandu#korean dumplings#dumplings#pork dumplings#asian food#korean food#korean recipes#korean cuisine#korean dishes#food pics#food blog#food#foodies#cooking#recipes#homecooking#sikfan kitchen#korean cooking#food recipes
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my kitchen smells like a bakery
#my photography#my content#yourdependente#freshly baked#breadmaking#breadlover#bread#homemade bread#home baking#homecooking#homemade#made with love#that girl#wifey material#baked goods#yummy yummy
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all i'm saying is some of you would fall for this 🪤if it was a burger
#thats not what i'm saying but i think i'm funny and this amused me from my own mind so i'm posting it#trinket reflects#sunny's homecooking
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Via instagram: aura.snackss
#food#foodie#foodporn#recipes#foodblogger#foodblr#foodlover#foodpics#homecooking#healthy food#healthy#salad#shrimp
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