#homecookings

[julieterbang]

jenuhome__

[solarroseart]

but is a hotdog a sandwich tho

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[naughtcracker]

photo study feat. local uncles

also the drafts bc they're cute i Think

[post-it-notes7]

So what are Mir Falspar's opinions on leftover's fried rice? Better than dying in a closet? (has he ever even had a homecooked meal before..?)

if anything, it has him talking

[cosmere-cat]

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

source

[julieterbang]

hiromin1118__

[forkfulofflavor]

Mushroom Swiss Cheese Delight Meatloaf This savory meatloaf combines ground beef and pork with a rich mushroom topping and melted Swiss cheese for a delicious twist on a classic dish. Perfect for family dinners! Ingredients: For the Meatloaf: 1 lb (450g) ground beef 1/2 lb (225g) ground pork (optional) 1/2 cup breadcrumbs 1 egg 1/4 cup milk 1 small onion, finely chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon dried thyme or parsley For the Topping: 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 cup mushrooms, sliced 1 tablespoon butter 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce (for the mushrooms) 4–6 slices of Swiss cheese Fresh parsley, chopped (for garnish) Instructions Preheat Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line a baking sheet or loaf pan with parchment paper or lightly grease it. Prepare the Meatloaf Mixture: In a large mixing bowl, combine the ground beef, ground pork (if using), breadcrumbs, egg, milk, chopped onion, minced garlic, Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, and thyme or parsley. Mix gently until all ingredients are well combined, but avoid overmixing as it can make the meatloaf tough. Shape and Bake: Shape the meat mixture into a loaf shape and place it on the prepared baking sheet or in a loaf pan. Bake in the preheated oven for 45-50 minutes or until the internal temperature reaches 160°F (71°C). Sauté the Mushrooms: While the meatloaf is baking, heat olive oil in a pan over medium heat. Add the sliced mushrooms and sauté for 5-6 minutes until they are golden brown. Stir in the butter and Worcestershire sauce, and cook for another 2 minutes. Set aside. Add Swiss Cheese and Mushrooms: After the meatloaf has finished baking, remove it from the oven and top it with slices of Swiss cheese. Add the sautéed mushrooms over the cheese. Place the meatloaf back into the oven for an additional 5-7 minutes, or until the cheese has melted and is bubbly. Garnish and Serve: Once the cheese has melted, remove the meatloaf from the oven and let it rest for a few minutes. Garnish with freshly chopped parsley and serve hot.

[sikfankitchen]

Mandu (Korean Dumplings) filled with Pork, Garlic Chives & Glass Noodles. 🥟

[yourdependente]

my kitchen smells like a bakery

[aurasnacks]

Via instagram: aura.snackss

[naughtcracker]

(shakes him like a toy)

[foodffs]