#homecooked memes

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

Just finished ‘Truth or Hair’ and this is how I imagine Holly checking her mirror blog.

[happy-emmdings]

My dash got spammed by a new life action barbie movie overnight and because these poses are so funny to me I made a Snowing thing.

[handbasket-to-helen]

[solarroseart]

but is a hotdog a sandwich tho

[cosmere-cat]

[thestarsof-victius]

[icestardragonhc]

I got up, ate lunch and created this.

[gunpowdertimsleftgun]

born from me having to stand outside in 0 degrees Celsius for like half an hour waiting for my teacher

his nickname is 'blomman' which translates to 'the flower' so obviously in my head I call him flowey

[maia-shannon-ramen-0]

[killianhemlock]

erm… and????

[poorsapadvocate]

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[catsurfavs]

Homecooked meme

[athenamikaelson]

homecooked wits memes from my memery to yours 💗

STOP IM GIGGLING SO HARD

LOVE THESE

[rpmemegraveyard]

FAMILY TASTES LIKE HONEY - Found Family / Protector & Protectee Sentence meme. cw: implied abuse / neglect.

     PROTECTEE  .

❛❛ Promise that you won’t leave me. You have to. ❜❜

❛❛ I just-… no one is normally this kind to me. ❜❜

❛❛ Do you mean that…? Will you take me in? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m… scared, I’m terrified, but… I wasn’t allowed to be scared. ❜❜

❛❛ I’ve never had a “home” before. ❜❜

❛❛ Being around you makes me really happy. ❜❜

❛❛ You make everything feel less scary. ❜❜

❛❛ I don’t think my [ mom / dad ] cares if I’m gone. ❜❜

❛❛ [ Mom / Dad ]- I mean- I- I mean [ sir / ma’am ]! ❜❜

❛❛ I just never thought I had any worth. ❜❜

❛❛ People don’t want older kids, normally… ❜❜

❛❛ “Family” used to taste really bitter in my mouth, but now it’s sweet. ❜❜

❛❛ Well… I don’t wanna burden you, you’ve been too nice. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m really happy, I feel safe and loved. ❜❜

❛❛ Nobody ever told me that I was a good kid… ❜❜

[ sniffling ] ❛❛ Sorry- Sorry… I’m just… really happy. ❜❜

❛❛ Do you mean it? Can I stay here with you? ❜❜

❛❛ Can you hug me again? That felt nice. ❜❜

❛❛ I’ve never had my own room, let alone one this big. ❜❜

❛❛ I think that I’d like to stay after all. ❜❜

❛❛ Is this really for me? Do I deserve this? ❜❜

❛❛ I feel guilty, you should’ve looked for a baby instead. ❜❜

❛❛ Please don’t be mad- I can fix it, I’m sorry! I just- ❜❜ [ panicking ]

❛❛ I didn’t know people could be this nice. ❜❜

❛❛ Homecooked meals and a warm bed… I never thought I was worth that much. ❜❜ 

    PROTECTOR  .

❛❛ Hey, look at me. No one is ever going to hurt you again, okay? ❜❜

❛❛ You’re a good kid, you deserve a good home. ❜❜

❛❛ I’m not much, but… it’s an offer. ❜❜

❛❛ Shhh, come here [ embraces them ]. ❜❜

❛❛ I’d be really happy to take care of you. ❜❜

❛❛ You’re not alone anymore, you’ve got me kid. ❜❜

❛❛ I’ll always take care of you while I’m alive. ❜❜

❛❛ You’re worth everything, you’re a good kid. ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t worry about that, it’s just what parents do. ❜❜

❛❛ I don’t want a baby though, I want you. ❜❜

❛❛ Well, I’m all the family you need, we’ll be each other’s family. ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t be dumb, you could never be a burden. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, listen: you’re worth more than the stars in the sky and every bone in my body, don’t forget it. ❜❜

❛❛ Yeah? I’m really happy too. ❜❜

❛❛ Of course, you can stay, in fact, I won’t let you leave. ❜❜

❛❛ You’re… just a kid. And that makes me mad, really mad. ❜❜

❛❛ Kids aren’t meant to be soldiers. ❜❜

❛❛ You can have as many hugs as you want. ❜❜

❛❛ No one is ever going to hurt you again, I promise on my life. ❜❜

❛❛ Come here… shhh [ mom / dad ]’s got you. ❜❜

❛❛ You can and should absolutely call me [ mom / dad ]. ❜❜

❛❛ I know what’s like being alone too, I know how it feels. ❜❜

❛❛ I’lll take care of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Here, eat, get warm, be happy. ❜❜

❛❛ I’ve had you for less than twenty-four hours and if anything happened to you I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself. ❜❜

[breathe-2am]

118 Blunt Rotation Headcanons

Bobby: does not partake, but the ultimate trip sitter. Keeps the chaos generally controlled, but finds everything very funny, in a i-will-tell-you-about-this-tomorrow-and-you-will-cringe kind of way. Disappears for an hour and come back with homecooked food, everyone is beside themselves in gratitude. Starts telling a funny story about this one time he Smoked Pot, but about halfway thru he along with everyone else realizes its not funny and is probably something he should talk to that twink priest about.

Hen: laughs at EVERYTHING. Finds a random object like a ballpoint pen or a half full bottle of water and its THEE most fascinating thing shes EVER seen. Gets up to go to the bathroom, doesnt come back, when they go looking for her shes just staring at herself in the mirror. Very in her feels abt how she loves her friends. Says she needs to change shirts at one point bc she hates the fabric actually. Comes back in an entirely different outfit.

Chimney: a yapper. Every thought in his brain is out his mouth. Running commentary of the happenings. Jokes make less and less sense but hen finds them funnier and funnier. Talks with his hands to a dangerous extent. Eating whatever bobby made w his fingers, which is not a good combination when he gestures too wide and flings it at bucks face. He thinks this is the funniest thing that happened all night bc buck doesnt even react.

Buck: Out of everyone here, hes got the most experience in a blunt circle (youre going to look at me and tell me that im wrong? He had frosted tips and lived in a FRATHOUSE dawg) but hasnt been a smoke weed everyday bitch in a while so when he does he thinks his tolerance what it used to be. It isnt. Man is FLAVOR BLASTED he is SCHWASTED. Cant talk bc hes giggling while staring vacantly at the ceiling. Zones out, resurfaces to drop a random fact related to a conversation that was happening ten minutes ago, and hes gone again.

Eddie: Eats bobbys food and cries bc its delicious. Laughs at chinmeys jokes and cries bc hes so funny. Stares at hen and cries bc shes so beautiful. Thinks abt chris and cries bc he loves him so much. Buck is absentmindedly petting his hair to calm his tears and cries bc his best friend is so kind. Has to get up but doesnt want to bc the floor is so comfy. I love you bitchessss this is the year im gonna get my SHIT togetherrrrrrrrr what r these floors made of theyre so niiiiiiiiiiiice.....

Maddie: obsessive abt the Vibe, keeps getting up to turn on or off a lamp bc it was too bright but now its too dark. Perched in a mountain of pillows and blankets, keeps readjusting bc she has to b Maximum Comfy. Changes the song a minute in when its 'not the vibe'. Pulls out the most out of pocket story about buck as a kid but hes not even absorbing whats going on so she doesnt feel bad. Shes trying to rest her head on chinmeys shoulder but hes moving too much and shes getting annoyed.

Karen: the funniest bitch in the room. Monologuing abt space, which segues to robotics, which segues to government, which segues to capitalism, which segues to how they need to go to the beach RIGHT NOW. Hens looking at her like that twink boutta pounce meme. Sings along w the song playing, starts bitching at maddie bc she skipped it. Talking abt the sanctity of the playlist and respecting the music, but then says 'wait i hate this song' and commanders the spotify, she and maddie have a tug of war over the phone.

Tommy: touchy feely bitch. Started sitting next to buck but at some point graduated to trying to sit in his lap but now hes just sprawling across him like a weighted blanket. Voice has no inflection. He and chimney start excitedly talking abt a bad movie only they have seen and it goes on for way too long bc he starts chattering abt two characters he thinks should have ended up together. Eventually is just laying there curled up with buck, he realizes he loves his life and the people in it, has a little Moment.

Athena: does not partake, remind them that drug testing is a thing in their line of work, has Choice Words when the phrase California Sober is dropped. Taking pics for blackmail. Despite all that, she makes sure everyone is alright and helps bobby clean up. The next morning she makes coffee for everyone, and when people complain abt their backs or necks hurting she says 'thats what you get for sleeping on the floor'.

[satelliterayne]

Eddie is so ‘dad shaped’ as May likes to remind him and he denies it until the day that Hen leaves the station and they have a new probie and the new kid starts and she’s barely 21 and graduated from highschool a year early and has a degree in conservation and biology of all things and Eddie looks at her and immediately picks up on the small rainbow tattooed on her hand. He’s spent 30 years of his life repressed, sue him if he likes knowing that the generations after him are safer to be out and proud about it. He also can see that shes anxiously pulling her long sleeves down as if to cover it and so he goes over and shows her his home screen which is of course him and Buck and Chris at LA pride last year and the watery smile she gives him makes it worth it when he notices at lunch that her sleeves are pulled up to her elbows. After that it just accidentally becomes a ThingTM anytime someone enters the firehouse thats even a little bit gay Eddie just… adopts them (Ravi insists he was the first queer that Eddie adopted but Buck maintains that its just misplaced Stockholm syndrome from when Eddie saved Ravi from a chainsaw wielding Buck). He doesn’t do it on purpose, he just aches sometimes, imagining them coming into the firehouse and not knowing for sure if they will be accepted or just tolerated.

Jay comes into the firehouse just after Cora and they immediately gravitate towards Eddie, soon his weekends off are filled with wine nights at Karen and Hen’s that have grown to include Cora and her girlfriend and Jay complaining about their crush on Dylan who works at the 136 with Lena and then May starts coming and then it just spirals from there. There is a groupchat used to coordinate babysitting for date nights and wine nights and memes. so so so many memes.(Eddie is out of his comfort zone and why the fuck does Cora keep sending raccoon memes that are mildly concerning) 

Jay’s little brother who’s Christophers age hangs out at the firehouse to do his homework ONE TIME and Eddie learns that Jay was “asked to find another place to live” after coming out and that their little brother followed after announcing he was bisexual. Eddie aches for them and on his next 48 off he ropes Buck into making dinner and he invites Jay and Blake over for a family dinner and pretends to not notice when Jay thanks Buck for their first real homecooked meal in years, from that day forward there is a standing invitation for the siblings and Buck teaches them both how to cook.  Cora ends up spending the night on his couch after her first real fight with her girlfriend, he wakes up the following morning to the sound of Chris practicing his speech for his sophomore AP english class and Cora listening so intently and giving such good pointers that it makes Eddie joke about her being the big sister Chris has always wanted before pulling her into a hug before she leaves (he also ends up officiating her wedding and cries. Buck has proof). May comes over before she introduces her girlfriend to Athena and Bobby for the first time and Ravi just comes over whenever he wants to complain about how gay panic inducing it is for hot guys to live in his apartment complex and work out at the same time as him. 

Eddie has moved on from being nicknamed 8-pack and is now dubbed mother duck because “Eddie you adopted us like fucked up trauma ducklings and now we follow you around” said by a very deadpan Jay. (Eddie does NOT cry when Chris and Blake go to senior prom together.) Even farther into the future, when he becomes captain of the 118 he prides himself on having the queerest shift in the LAFD, he keeps a pride flag in his office, next a framed picture of him and Buck on their wedding day, Chris and Blake’s wedding invitations and 7 rubber ducks, all signed by his original crew of adopted ducklings.

Idk man I just really need to see Eddie cope with Chris growing up by adopting traumatized queer firefighters on accident.