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love the idea of reader just trying to fuck all her stress out with a random at the bar before returning back to her mundane life, and simon deciding he's going to keep her instead 🙂↕️
the prick doesn't budge when you try to kick him out; instead, he drags you back into bed and works his mouth to loosen you up again, and now you've forgotten why you were trying to haul his ass out of your home.
(you attempted to sound stern while telling him to get out of your house, but he merely chuckled, the sound so raspy and condescending that it stroked a heat within you that you thought was sated last night.
"this is our home. now get your arse back in bed, i'm fuckin' hungry.")
you had to really fist at his hair to pull him off of you, and that only turned him on if the deep groan rumbling out of him was anything to go by—you swear his tongue sunk deeper inside you. he only relented so he could fuck you dumb in the shower after, leaving you with trembling legs and feeling more dirty than clean (atta girl, don't you waste any of tha'—keep it all in).
you blink, and now suddenly you're seated as he spoon-feeds you a nice, hearty breakfast, huffing something like messy girl when toast crumbs get all over your face and the wooden table.
words can't express how flustered you are; you're too stunned to even continue telling the big man who's now feeding you scrambled eggs that he needs to leave. all you feel like you're capable of doing is opening your mouth to accept another spoonful, ignoring the ache you feel between your thighs when you catch his heavy stare and hear a low hum of approval.
then he's leaving (and it's not because of your nagging), muttering something about having to work those mutts to the bone today, all while you're trying to make sense of what's happening. he gives you a sloppy kiss to silence your questions and exasperation, one that makes you feel hot all over and almost melt into a puddle had it not been for the firm grip he had on your ass.
he licks his lips when he pulls back, eyes darting to where your shirt just barely covers where he'd rather be all day than having to go and train recruits. he stares for an uncomfortably long time and before you can speak up, face growing a little hot from the tension, he's turning around to finally leave.
before the door shuts, he says, "be a good girl, ay? see you tonight, birdie."
you're left with your thoughts and feelings of dread and anxiety. there definitely isn't any underlying interest or anything; the freak has fucked your brain out of your head, that's all. you're sure he didn't even mean it anyway. maybe. hopefully.
a drop of his come rolls down your thigh, and arousal shame burns through you. since when did you let one-night stands finish in you?
(your so-called one-night stand came home hungry and pissed, so worked up that he dragged you over to the nearest surface and played with you for a good hour. by the time you had half the mind to tell him about the dinner in the oven—your eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets at how much money he had sent you for groceries earlier, nevermind how he got ahold of your account details—he grunted and finally gave your poor pussy a break, scarred mug all slick and flushed.)
good luck when he takes you to meet his mates at the bar a week later, the same bar you brought him home from; the comments from them make you wish a hole in the ground would just swallow you right up.
"pretty thing ye caught, lt," johnny grins, a mischievous gleam in his eyes. he's a bit over the top, ogles your chest too hard, but overall he's... alright. you'd probably notice how perverted he really was if you actually looked at him longer than a few fleeting glances, but his stare is kind of unnerving.
kyle—perfection personified—hums in agreement, a warm smile on his face that puts you at ease. somehow you don't pick up on the ulterior motive behind his gaze running over your body, eyes roaming over your chest more discreetly than johnny but just as appreciative. "pretty indeed. you don't mind sharing, do you ghost?" kyle teases, pretty eyes glancing over at simon, who only huffs at that and shakes his head (much to your confusion).
who the fuck is ghost? you only know big guy and simon.
there's a deep chuckle and your focus flits over to the man seated in front of you, captain john price. if you thought simon was scary, john's a man who demands respect and attention just by being in his presence. "you chose the wrong dog to bring home," john hums, voice deep and gravelly and making you shamefully squeeze your thighs together.
"but that's alright, sweetheart. you have three others now, yeah?" the purr that comes out of his mouth is sinful, and when you nod and stammer out a yes, sir as if you were one of his soldiers and not the sweet girl that simon has brought to his captain, looking for approval of his newest toy, he only smiles.
simon's hand squeezes your thigh underneath the table, trailing upwards, and you're slowly understanding what it is that you've gotten yourself into.
#reader taking home the biggest and scariest man at the bar and thinking nothing will go wrong#don't even get me started on when he starts referring to you as his missus#he has the marriage certificate to prove it too (with your forged signature ofc)#poor you just wanted to get laid and instead you got a freak for a husband#it's okay you'll love him eventually#btw he shares you with the team sometimes. just fyi#men like them deserve a sweet treat too#ghost#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#rainwrites 𐙚
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justLikeMyBabe & ourSummerVibes 🌿
#style#addiction#nnfc#life#home#she is gorgeous#she is so hot#she is so gorgeous#she is so sexy#she is hot#she is stunning#she is so beautiful#she is so sweet#hot summer days#summer house#summer vibes#summer days#summer
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Thinking of Him, Thinking of Her 💭
Lydia Petrovna & my cleric PC from Curse of Strahd
#illustration#artists on tumblr#curse of strahd#curse of strahd art#dnd art#dnd pc#lydia petrovna#been a while since these silly doodles (i think)#enjoy#they have that sweet husband at war/wife at home energy#kosta#konstantin petrovich
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i will be a homebody forever <3
#doodle#eggsdoodz#sketchbook#cute art#doodles#illustrators on tumblr#pencil drawing#art#pencil doodles#healingjourney#homebody#home sweet home
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Red Velvet Cheesecake
#cake decorating#cake#baking#dessert#sweet treats#sweet tooth#snacks#munchies#red velvet#cheesecake#toya's tales#style#toyastales#toyas tales#summer#september#kitchen#holiday food#home cooking#cooking#food#foodporn#foodie#dining and entertaining#dining#brunch#bake sale#bake a cake#bundt cake
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Available NOW at Howdy’s Place!
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Available now as an early-morning special at Howdy’s Place! Don’t miss it!
Howdy’s Freshly Roasted Sweet Potatoes are sold only through the Winter seasons! So come down and try our mailman’s new favorite Morning breakfast!
Buy one and get one free topping (extra toppings available for purchase)!
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#Eddie is a sweet potato to me now#you can’t convince me otherwise!#this was so fun to make!#I tell you#it’s HARD to find good 1970-1980s product ads that look how I want#so I went with a more vintage look mixed with a Kellogg’s cereal look#my art#welcome home#welcome home arg#art#digital art#fanart#drawing#welcome home fanart#eddie dear#sweet potato#digital illustration#digital aritst#illustration
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thank you for participating in this very important professional scientific study!
#polls#music poll#sweet caroline#neil diamond#piano man#billy joel#american pie#don mclean#take me home country roads#john denver#tiny dancer#elton john#mamma mia#abba#we will rock you#queen#holding out for a hero#bonnie tyler#jennifer saunders#shrek 2#don't stop believin'#journey#journey band#poll#me#tumblr polls
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more windbreaker comics
#saku nyans new family!!! kitty is having such a good time!!!! :D#im ngl sakura sandwiched between two crazy mofos that are endo and chika is rly hot dont at me#the idea that chika would obsess more over sakura when endo brings him home is... clenches fist... so tasty....#endo never wins when it comes to chika LMFAO rip my dude.. at least sakuras a sweet cutie u won the lottery w that one he wont let u down#wind breaker#wind breaker comics#wind breaker spoilers#kinda..?? but not really??? yo idk just in case shrugs#wbk#comics#endosaku#yamasaku#chikasaku#takisaku#im GUESSING???#idk what chikas ship w sakura even is except for the arrow and sakura emoji lol#haruka sakura#endo yamato#chika takiishi#thecmart
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Dad’s room, with a little corner for baby
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shelter from the storm
#paper creature full of fear...#around this time of year you see little kids taking their school crafts home and it's just very sweet.#the crafts that get lost will wander the neighbourhood!!#its tea times#illustration#cottagecore#naturecore#tigers
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ourSecretWorld 🌿
#style#addiction#nnfc#life#home#she is gorgeous#she is so hot#she is stunning#she is hot#she is so beautiful#she is so gorgeous#she is so sweet#sexy pose#sexy and hot#sexy and beautiful
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a declaration of faith, perhaps.
#heartstopperedit#heartstopper#tarcy#tarcyedit#tara x darcy#tara jones#darcy olsson#lgbtedit#mine#quote from the anime bloom into you#several of these scenes have such wonderful colouring omg#anyway the first time i watched s2e8 i cried harder at the tara x darcy scene than i did the nick x charlie scene lol#idk i get worried about kids being kicked out of their homes!!! (also the narlie scene already existed before so i was prepared)#that final shot.. tara... so warm. so loving. so sweet
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Red Velvet Strawberry Cheesecake 🍓
#red velvet#red velvet cake#cheesecake#strawberry#strawberry cheesecake#whipped cream#cake#toya's tales#style#toyastales#toyas tales#summer#september#home & lifestyle#home#kitchen#dessert#sweets#sweet tooth#sweet treats#munchies#baking#food pics#food porn#food photography#foodie#foodpics#foodporn#food
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Tomb Raider 2: The Dagger of Xian
#Tomb Raider#tr2#tredit#tombraideredit#Tomb Raider Remastered#Tomb Raider 2#The Dagger of Xian#Lara Croft#laracroftedit#TR Spoilers#My Gif#Marco Bartoli#Dragon#The Dragon's Lair#Temple of Xian#Home Sweet Home#Gaming#gamingedit#gamingladies#love her so much#gaslight gatekeep girlboss
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