urbanlivingspaces

[canisalbus]

Idk why but I can imagine Vasco and machete looking at the stars together since there was probably not a lot of light pollution in their time than there is nowadays so the stars were probably wayyy more visible

[missbubblesoda]

just the commander enjoying his summer I guess.

“Baby, can you pour me another one please?”

Buy me a ko-fi☕️?^^

[vizabel]

we can't keep doing this bill

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

Words cannot describe my love for these three. The game doesn't give them enough buffooneries tho, so I guess I gotta make my own damn food.

I started this with "hehe funny"-intentions but I think this turned out more wholesome in the end :"3c Dammit. /j

The ref-pic i used is from ircgalleria (instagram)

[cassandracain52]

Do you think Damian ever forgets he isn't adopted?

Because I've read some things about the other Batkids forgetting they are adopted. But I think in a family like this, the reverse may be equally true xD

Do I think Damian ever forgets he's not adopted? Realistically: No. He spent his first year at the manor making sure every conversation he had somehow ended in him mentioning he was "the blood son". It would take a severe amount of head trauma or smth to make that boy forget that

But in my heart?: Yes I think he does because that would be so funny and the concept positively delights me😭

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Just one scenario this made me think of:

[Tim scoffing while looking at his phone]: Pfft Look at this article the Gazette did on us [turns his phone towards Damian to show an article reading "Bruce Wayne's Adopted Children make a appearance at most recent Gala"] [Tim continuing with a laugh]: Can you believe that? I mean who's proof reading these things, right?

[Damian frowning while he reads the headline in slight confusion]: All they did was list our names? We were at that gala? What's wrong with it?

Tim: Well they listed your name too

Damian: And?

[Tim, waiting for Damian to stop messing with him]: ....

[Damian, genuinely confused]: ...?

[Tim poorly smothering an evil older brother smile as he realizes exactly what just happened & is about to lock it in his memories forever to be brought up constantly]: Damian...

[Damian, still not catching on & getting annoyed]: Yes??

Tim: You're not adopted

Damian:...

Tim: ...

Damian: Timothy-

[Tim immediately starting to sprint away]: I already texted everyone

[Damian cursing as he gives chase]: TIMOTHY I SWEAR-

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Or just:

[Constantine doing a spell to break a curse a villain put on Bruce or smth]: Alright, all I need now is some blood from his next of kin. [glances at watching army of bat children] uh biological next of kin

[Everyone instantly turning to stare at Damian]

[Damian, who's been up for the last 42 hours with everyone trying to break this curse & has reached a new level of exhausted]: ...What?

[Dick, explaining hesitantly]: He needs someone with Bruce's blood..?

Damian: Ok? So give it to him?

[Dick now fully confused]: I'm adopted? I can't?

[Damian in full Dead Tired IncomprehensionTM]: So what do you want me to do about it then???

Dick: Damian. Bruce is your dad.

Damian: [blinks, no thoughts, head empty]

Jason interrupting because he is too tired to enjoy this right now & wants to wrap this up: You're the only one here with his actual blood, genius

Damian: ...

Damian: Oh right

Tim saves the cave recording to every possible file and hard drive he can get his hands on. Barbara helps him to ensure it can't be deleted. The entire family continues to bring it up for weeks that "the blood son" forgot about his blood. Damian never lives it down.

[slimey-wallz]

Gr💕vy

I just found out that there's a such thing as a swedish fish mojito, like what?? 😭💕

Actually it's really cute, especially the little Nerds

It's like a kids adult beverage

IM ADORING IT!!! YES!!

Heres the AMAZING creator of the AU!

💗💕@jazzzzzzhands 💕💗

[fountainpenguin]

I think the funniest possible direction for post-Season 1 Dale is "Clocks something sus, develops a hero complex towards his abuser, and makes time for her while still ignoring his son."

City Lights AU is a cursed reality where the reason Dev didn't know Vicky abused his dad is because Dale refuses to accept that his ex-BFF is a terrible person. I can make them worse... I will make them worse.

[colors-of-my-heart]

god, the “Alice in Wonderland but dark and scary and mature” trope is so fucking overdone. do it some more.

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[campbyler]

hey guys, my squad and i were discussing theories and we realized you mentioned when mike came out but you didn't say anything about will. can you tell us when did he come out in the timeline? we love the fic!

glad you guys are enjoying so far!! :D

you’re right, we haven’t talked about it yet!! will came out to joyce and jonathan (and steve by association) in the fall of 2017, and then to max in the first half of 2018 (before camp). by the end of summer 2018, he had come out to the rest of the party as well!! 💛

[verawhisk]

when you and your master are shunted into another world but he remains his arrogant self

[kingkatsuki]

Imagine Bakugou picking you up from a night out with friends at the end of his patrol, so he comes in still in his hero costume not bothering to shower or change🥺

[glass-noodle]

I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but what if Hank couldn't swim? Or had like a trauma response to falling into water? How do you think merCon would react?

Love your account so much!

Ohhh that’s an interesting thought! What if Hank was afraid of water? Or — even angstier — what if Hank lost Cole in the water, and that’s why he refuses to swim/be near the ocean?

It’s not exactly canon, but this inspired me and I had to get this little drabble out of my system…

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The merman eyed the rippling expanse of clear, calm blue stretching out before them, shimmering beneath the sun. He flicked his gaze back at Hank, lips curving in a slow, teasing little grin. He reached out and tugged at Hank’s sleeve.

“Whoa, hey—” Hank startled, trying to tug his arm out of Connor’s grip as he was pulled towards the water. The merman’s claws made little scratches in the worn fabric, and he felt that familiar anxiety start to build, like ants crawling around in his gut. “What are you doing? Quit it—”

Connor chirped, tugging at Hank’s sleeve more insistently. In his excitement to get Hank in the water, he seemed oblivious to the human’s mounting distress.

“Connor, stop. I can’t — fuck, stop it! I’m not fucking going in!” His voice rose to almost hysterical levels. He yanked his arm out of Connor’s stunned grip with more force than necessary, stumbling backwards so that he was well out of the merman’s reach.

Connor blinked rapidly. After a few seconds of remaining frozen in place, save for the flutter of his fins, he tilted his head carefully up at Hank, a question in his dark eyes.

Hank was breathing heavily. He pushed his hand roughly through his hair, trying to calm himself down. “I can’t,” he gritted out, unable to meet Connor’s wide-eyed stare. “It’s…fuck. It’s just too much, okay?”

Some sort of understanding crossed Connor’s face, then. He folded his arms across the deck, looking apologetic.

[pergaminaa]

Modern au:

So Dorian has this chair, which he has grown to hate.

It's a very comfortable spacious chair. It reclines with a press of a button and has many uses: for work, reading, sex, relaxation, and a lot more.

At nights when he's busy with dinner and Manon is finishing up work, she sometimes uses the chair. (un)fortunately, because she's oh-so exhausted and still tries to squeeze in work, she ends up falling asleep.

This is where Dorian is torn. On one hand, he wants her to rest and if she's sleeping then that's good. On the other hand, he doesn't want her to go to sleep without food. Also, he doesn't want her to sleep there, no matter how big and comfy the chair is. But also, Manon is a light sleeper and she will wake up if he carries her to bed which might disrupt her sleep later at night.

Decisions decisions, he eventually settles on waking her, because it is still early and if she goes to sleep now she will be awake by two or three in the morning which is not good. He can push their bedtime an hour or two later than usual which is a better solution.

[ssaalexblake]

i wonder if paget ever upgraded her bullet proof glass to protect from missile strikes, too?

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Today my roommate (m) got home from work (landscaping) before his wife and usually she makes him shower right away but today he did NOT and he instead hung out in the main area and I'm still getting whiffs of it three hours later