#holy shit this all sucks

[hazmatazz]

gonna punch a wall. why does everything always suck. why does everything always suck. why does everything always suck. why does everything always suck. brother what the fuck do i do???

[simaraknows]

i see your "'does he want to lick my boots or chop off my hands' is a Nicki reference" and raise you "what if Armand's relationship with sex is so fucked that his two modi are total submission and 'don't touch me or I'll chop off your hands' and Louis is still clowning on his trauma" in this essay I will

[amazinglyegg]

Maximus proving that the Brotherhood doesn't have sex ed

S1E5 at 12:50 - transcription below the cut

[Lucy] Want to have sex?

[Maximus] ... You mean use my cock?

[Maximus] (weak chuckle) I don't know. Uh, that weird thing could happen...

[Lucy] What weird thing?

[Maximus] Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move...

[Maximus] ... it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops

[Maximus] And they say it can happen to anybody, but still, it's... it's gross

[front-facing-pokemon]

[mountainsinaboat]

Agatha + Rio kiss at .5 speed

[xoxoemynn]

the more tired and worn out and sad I feel about the world, the more I just really miss OFMD.

[lunarharp]

if i just told you i love you would this world change

[demynom]

The thing about the ffvii remakes is that you will enjoy them more if you’ve played the original. You will also hate them more if you’ve played the original. It is impressive.

[bbygrlmarkscout]

I've watched the reintegration scene SEVEN TIMES now and I still get full body chills from it..

The slight change in his voice when he says "you mean what quarter?" is INSANE!!! Ever so slightly more child-like and higher in pitch than all his previous answers ... Fucking 😭 And then the editing.. how was his posing so precise despite the costume changes ?? The precision angles and exact same expressions. The scene and episode ending with the phrase "who are you?" The same phrase that starts the show?? (And again when Mark first meets Reghabi)

SHOCK. AWE. WONDER.

[garygoldenbignaturals]

are we really tone policing people who are trying to escape a genocide. is that what we're doing now

[coffeeworldsasaki]

"it's so fishy how they're marketing this game, by...... Saying it's good" are you hearing yourself talk. Are you. Is it fishy that they're saying their game is good. Are you fucking serious. Is it fishy that they're saying it's the best game yet (it's always the best game yet, you're kind of supposed to always do better EVEN JUST FROM A TECHNICAL POINT SINCE THEY'VE LEARNED HOW TO USE THE CURSED GAME ENGINE WELL) when they're all genuinely proud of it. Are you really all this fucking stupid.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

this was supposed to be practice posing with less reliance on refs but i forgot

[kylejsugarman]

[butterfly--empress]

Miraculous Ladybug...

This is a long winded rant, I do not glaze your favorite mary sue here! If you whine on this post, I'm blocking on site!

You've been warned!

....I said I wasn't going to watch season 6 onward but ya know, this show is like a trainwreck you can't look away from.

I...I really don't know if I have the energy and/or mental bandwidth within me to make a tl:dr rant from what I've watched so far.

But the only way to express my all encompassing feelings at this moment is:

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING!!!!

Because What the ACTUAL Fuck?!

*sighs*

Watching this show is just PAINFUL from a writing prospective ATP regardless of the supposed aged group it's created for.

Because there is a LOT of plot points worth being explored and expounded on to make something great.

Like, srsly, MLB has potential. But it's greatness is unfortunately being held hostage by the hands of an individual with an ego the size of the sun that couldn't (and probably still CAN'T) take even the tiniest bit of legitimate critique, from anyone not praising this show as the second coming of Christ himself.

Even as this show has managed to SOMEHOW get this far into a 6th season...

Even if I were to ignore (hell I forgot a LOT of shit from the fuckery that was season 5 and it's "Glorious Conclusion") the chaotic mess of the previous season.

If...IF the writer of this hodgepodge could just GET OUT OF HIS OWN FUCKING ASS and just tell a consistent decent story, it could be possible to salvage this mess.

For many, it's too damn late, and honestly, I don't think I'm that invested to stick around for the rest of it.

When the very first few episodes and a special already are shaping up to be another repeat of s4 and 5 on steroids.

I am not here for the writing to not allow Marinette to actually GROW as a character.

Or excuse the things she does without properly calling out her poor behavior.

I am DEFINITELY NOT going to stick around for another damn season of let's SIDELINE Adrien/Chat Noir who never gets a say in his own character arc/development! As Marinette/Ladybug girlboss' into the sun without any consequences.

At least his suit design has more character to it *snorts*

This show continually stays infuriatingly inconsistent because the main writer can't make up his damn mind on if it should be episodic or have an overarching story and is trying to do both and is failing expeditiously at BOTH and refuses to acknowledge his grand fuck up!

As curious as I am about Lila's rise to villainy, and my god, it's actually the only thing that's good about this season so far, imhao.

I just cannot stick around when I know the story won't even touch the drop of juicy DRAMA and tension it has with the main couple!

And it just BUGS ME and has bugged me GREATLY that this writer presents a great plot for drama for the lovesquare: Marinette lying to Adrien about the real truth, AND the fact that neither still knows the other's identity.

And nothing is going to come out it or be done with it because for some reason, Marinette is not allow to have any true consequences and Adrien is not allowed to be more than a romantic set piece for a character with serious control issues and borderline Yandere tendencies; that in other shows and in another context would be my jam.....But this ain't that kinda show, so it comes off as...ugh I gotta say it: 'cringe', funny (if you turn your brain off and/or forgot any of the plot/subplots, which you know probably doesn't even matter anymore in the grand scheme of things. So hell, maybe this rant is moot) but still fucking cringe!

Oh look, I ended up shouting into the void with another tl:dr rant about writing.

Yeah, I don't have anything else, as always, I guess if I ever get around to it, I'll write a damn fanfic. *sighs* (I'm tired of having to go to fix-it fics or writing one myself because UGHAKSAJDKSFJDS, WHY MUST PEOPLE'S EGOS OR FAN INTEREFERENCE ALWAYS MAKE WRITER'S FUMBLE THE BAG WHEN THEY HAVE ALREADY CREATED GOOD POTENTIAL SUBPLOTS TO WORK WITH!!? TF!)

ANCESTORS/SPIRIT GUIDES/GUARDIAN ANGELS! MAY THIS LEVEL OF INCOMPETENT WRITING NEVER FIND ME, ONG! 🙏🏾

[front-facing-pokemon]

[ebenholzs-husband]

*breaks through wall*

CALEB GIRLIES HOW WE FEEL TODAY?!?!