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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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do they realize how fucking insane they were for this. did it ever occur to them
#did they have any idea how this would hit the 'i love evil yaoi' website?#this is like hitting the fucking pentagon.#it cuts straight to hours later bc he was about to... no i shant#in 2021 i was already like 'holy shit JASKIER WHUMP LETS GOOO'#and now 3 years later im like “wow they. they were literally fucking insane for this#yeah i kept the pic right before he says 'hello Jaskier' even though the faces are the same. its about the Pause#The Pause Is Important.#jaskier#rience#mine#the witcher#witcher
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peaky blinders — 6x03 created by steven knight
#natasha and cillian's acting in this scene is so phenomenal hello ?? insane stuff !! insane chemistry !!#“i really thought our storyline this year was brilliant." — cillian#i fucking think so too mr. murphy like holy shit#natasha save me ... save me natasha...#tommy panicking over ruby and superstitiously blaming himself#tommy shelby#thomas shelby#lizzie stark#lizzie shelby#peaky blinders#cillian murphy#natasha o'keeffe#tv shows#steven knight#pb text post
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how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!
@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.
(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)
(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)
That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.
So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.
In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#changeling danny au#danielle fenton#danny phantom#still no mention of DPXDC yet so i'm adding the DP tags if thats alright lmao#how do you clone a fey? trick question! you can't. you can only make something that's not-quite fey but has ties to them.#dani's fey ancestry is an ounce of water compared to the bucket of everything else. which is more than the drop in the pond compared to jac#but not quite as powerful as changeling daniel. whose more fey than human at this rate. which is very fun to think about in terms of#his rogues haha. imagine going into the human realm about to cause chaos only to come face to face with a baby fey. a changeling.#i'd simply pass away a second time. where is your parent. human raised or otherwise?? are they nearby??? shit i thought fey hated urban#cities. what are YOU doing here baby man. im going to get eaten holy fuck. that's so many teeth.#. oh. oh you think you're a ghost. hm. hmhm. i can work with that. lets just. make sure you keep thinking that okay :) great :))#like jumpscare dude. i just saw my afterlife flash before my eyes. hello unsupervised fey child. holy fuck are you teeny tiny.#vlad probably uses some of his own dna to get the halfa effect so really dani's more of a lab grown *half* sister. Danny's gonna end up#stealing her anyways in the end. his sister now :). non-human danny my beloved#catch me using fey and fae interchangeably. my bad#some food for thought sorry if its hard to understand.#steal thy name. eat thy face fey
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Lili Reinhart. That’s it.
#holy fucking shit#I’m still stunlocked#like ????? hello ?????#let me breathe I beg#lili reinhart#riverdale
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Jesus Christ... The thighs...
Boy where are you going with those massive thighs and why are they not wrapped around my head right now
#holy shit i'm biting them and leaving hickeys all over#they look so fucking delicious omg... i'm drooling#i need to ride him on that pool float i don't mind if we fall over I NEED IT#also veikko hehe hello#käärijä#veikko kerman#blonde jere#vacation jere
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ill probably delete this in a minute but ive just been fuckin boggled by what ive seen across tumblr in the last few days in particular. its why i havent really been around. like holy fucking shit, its really like some of yall just dont want a chunk of the trans community to exist. like some of yall are thisclose to saying it verbatum. way too many already have. 'shut up sit down be quiet and smile for us' type shit, gee where have i heard that before. oh yeah my entire life cause i was forcefully gendered as someones daughter. shock horror i know. you might be surprised to remember and/or learn that very few trans folks know theyre trans before we're 5, or even 10, and that that gendered experience stays with all of us in both/either small or large ways. either bc we literally dont have a solid identity yet (bc we're very small children), dont have the words, we're repressing it out of fear from how others will treat us, we're actually enjoying or enjoyed being another gender in our childhood, or we just genuinely didnt fuckin know until shit lined up later in life. weird isnt it that transmascs dont pop out as 6'1 brick shithouse cis men when we're born so yall know for certain that we're confused lost girls/women oops i mean big dangerous scary men. its almost like we're transgender too. none of yall actually know what intersectionality is or means
#my t#transandrophobia#yeah ill tag it why tf not#i just dont understand why transmasculinity is scrutinized and dissected like this within the trans community#when its just not the case for other gendered trans folks amongst themselves more often than not these days#which is a good thing! a really really good thing! but why are we scapegoating transmascs#''we need more weird trans people!!'' yall cant even handle like. a pre-everything trans guy coming out for the first time#yall cant handle a pre-everything tguy wearing a tshirt without tearing him to shreds & calling him shit like afag/theyfab & ukelele boy#im tired of my identity being treated as a debate. i had enough of that in highschool as#very literally. **the only trans kid in my grade** surrounded by cis teachers & peers USING ME AND MY BODY AS A TALKING POINT#i was the only one who wasnt deeply closeted that is. and holy fuck do i still not blame anyone for being closeted in that school#why is it only okay to try to separate trans ppl from our gender when we're not fem/me#why is one celebrated and the other treated like radioactive waste **within our own community**#god i need to find an irl community fuckin badly online trans circles are hell on earth#ill be describing smth that happened to me as a clocky tguy and someone else will say TO MY FACE#that what happened to me wasnt bc i was a clocky guy but purely bc i was trans#like i. what. how. how does that make any kind of fucking sense#i wouldnt be clocky if i wasnt trying to look like my gender. like i. hello?#would u say that to any other trans person or am i just that special?
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Pete Burns of Dead Or Alive in the music video for Your Sweetness (Is Your Weakness) [1990]
#pete burns#dead or alive#i made this for myself just so i can look at him O_O#the amount of PRETTY. the amount of GENDERFUCKERY. stop i'm already queer 😭❤️#i'd heard You Spin Me Round and seen the video which is iconic of course.. but i didn't realize how fucking GORGEOUS he was#like holy fuck i'm so. O_O#also he's quoted as saying: '[people] always want to know... am i gay bi trans or what? i say forget all that.'#'there's got to be a completely different terminology and i'm not aware if it's been invented yet. i'm just Pete.'#unlabeled queerness makes my heart soar#he's just Pete <3#ANYWAY.. WHY THE FUCK DON'T MORE QUEER PPL TALK ABOUT HIM????#he was doing this shit in the 80s and 90s???#HELLO???? j'adore <3#my posts#my gifs
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totally freaking out rn about how the four winds albums have songs that transition seamlessly into the next like it’s one big song
#IVE NEVER LISTENED TO THE ALBUMS IN ORDER BEFORE HOLY SHIT#THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER#OH MY GOD#I FUCKING LOVE THIS BAND#god i wish i was them#anyways#the oh hellos
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VOX in 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel edit#vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox the tv demon#vox hazbin#screencaps#hazbin hotel screencaps#radio killed the video star#hazbin edit#i have more gifs of him in the works but for now here's some screenies - they take like 1/16th of the time to complete lmao#as always click for better quality!#edit: IS THAT FUCKING BAXTER?????? BAXTER IS STILL A CHARACTER???? HELLO??????????????????????#edit 2: WAIT A FUCKING GODAMN MINUTE ARE THOSE VOX'S COLORS ON HIM?? LIKE HIS MINION LATER THIS SAME EPISODE?#DOES BAXTER WORK FOR VOX? DOES VOX SEND HIM TO BE THE MAN ON THE INSIDE OF THE NEW HOTEL? OH MY GOD???????????????????? HELLO??????!!!!!!!!#WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE GUYS LOOK AT THE ROOM HE'S SITTING IN IT'S LIKE THE SAME FUCKING ROOM THE VEES HAVE A MEETING IN LATER#HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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ok so for thursday date night yesterday he took me 2 build-a-bear again n then 2 korean fusion but i cant believe im saying this but. building a pochacco plush paled in comparison 2 the freak shit he did 2 me after. i said i wanted 2 push my impact play limits n HOLY SHIT. i got kicked arnd on the floor. i had 2 beg him 2 punch me. i got choked so hard that when he let go i hacked up drool all over myself like 3 fuckin times. n getting all ur air cut off w a butch hand arnd ur neck is fucking fantastic n all but have u ever had a boot press so hard down on ur chest that THAT stopped u from breathing entirely??? fucking christ. he refrained from wearing those new boots outside JUST so they can b for stomping n kicking n begging at. he bit me until it bled n left swollen bumps. MULTIPLE kicks 2 the crotch. i had told him at dinner "im not rly feelin the knives or toys 2nite just impact" n then during sex he goes "i dont care what u want. i want the knife." that itself almost made me cum but then he carved DADDYS GIRL n COCKSLUT n DOLLFACE n DYKE BAIT in2 my skin. i was screaming so hard i was pounding against the living room floor n he had 2 gag me which made me even droolier but that wasnt even enough so then i had 2 get almost suffocated w a pillow on top of that. i dont think ive ever cried so hard during sex its some of the hardest ive ever cried that kinda cry that distinctly reminds of when u were a kid all deep n guttural n trembling n uncontrollable. i had put on extra mascara right b4 w the express purpose of crying it all off n by god did i do just that. n then of course when he was done with that he had me crawl 2 the bed where i promptly received the best strap hes ever given me. that mating press worked s2g im knocked up now. im literally gods favorite painslut bc i asked him 2 grab the biggest cock we got n he shoved it in and it was so fucking huge it hurt so much i had 2 immediately shove him out and FUCK I LIKED IT. MIGHT DO IT AGAIN ON PURPOSE. promptly got boycunt all over my face after. straight up the most euphorically agonizing sex ive ever had. i could barely move after n the big plug in me prolly didnt help. god.
#just. holy shit.#i know thats a ramble but like jesus fucking christ??? hello???#god.#n yes this was like the first thing pochacco saw after we brought him home ajgsdkds#slut.txt#blood.raw#wlw nsft#trans nsft#sapphic nsft#t4t nsft#lesbian nsft#bloodplay#knifeplay
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let the confession begin.
he's stopped writing in his diary he's letting it all out now
#HOLY SHIT??????#HELLO I DIDNT EXPECT THIS WHAT!!!!#OMG#REALLY FUCKING COOL#rbg#lkj#little king john#ratboy genius#confession
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Happy Birthday to everyone’s best Bobby, Peter Krause!
#holy shit#sexy beast#happy birthday#peter krause#uhm fuck?#bobby nash#captain nash#hello sir#too hot#i am unhinged#go to jail please
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Have Skeppy and Bad Met Up Yet?
2/3/23:
Yes.
#AT LONG FUCKING LAST#AT LAAAAAAAST#badboyhalo#mcyt#skeppy#skephalo#have skeppy and bad met up yet#ITS GINALLY HAPPENED#THEY FINALLY DID IT#HOLY SHIT#YALL#YALL??????#HELLO??????
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HENRI TOIVONEN, JUHA KANKKUNEN, CHRISTIAN GEISTDÖRFER, TIMO SALONEN & MARKKU ALÉN in a lift while waiting for WALTER RÖHRL during the 1986 RALLYE DE PORTUGAL
#FNBEWJOPIVOEFWOFIOEJWROWJPGIBPOEIPJGIRGI0DEFWOHIIJOHUEOIJVOEJFIGROEWIROJWGFBOIEFOWFJEGOIPIWJFKOEIJKRORIJKNRGEFWOKJFNEWDKFJNFKEOBJNRGEONJGOIJ#OK HELLO ?? HI ???????????????????#THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR THREE PEOPLE [ME. MYSELF & I]#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#this is like the lift ride of my dreams#this sprung up on me just like that. and i am going fucking crazy over it.#henri & juha i have been waiting fucking MONTHS to get ONE FUCKING PHOTO of these two together#because they were besties...............................................#AND NOW I HAVE ONE BETTER WITH ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THEM !! THEY ARE MOVING !!!! JUHA IS USING HIS HEIGHT TO HELP HENRI FIND WALTER :')#and then fucking CHRISTIAN !!!#CHRISTIAN FUCKING GEISTDÖRFER !!! THE FUCKING MAN HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!#look at him in that bigass sweater i am weakkkkkkkk#sir u have no right looking that good while searching for your driver like PLEASE#and then there's timo & markku in the back as well#like seriously the gang is all here#i think we should thank the cameraman for filming this moment but also not filming ilkka#because that would hve been it for me. i would not be able to recover from that. like seriously. that would be too much.#but oh my god imagine he was in there as well with christian & juha & henri eeekekekekekkek oh my god that would have been the dream for me#i should have been in the lift !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i have a lot of thoughts of this six second of footage and i will not stop thinking abt it#1980s#wrc#motorsport#world rally championship#group b#rally#henri toivonen#juha kankkunen#christian geistdörfer#timo salonen
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I thought you kin kdj?
anon i hope this is a joke cause if this is a genuine question it is the singlemost scathing read i have ever recieved in my life 👏 bravo
#I WANT YOU TO KNOW IM LAUGHING THIS IS FUNNY REGARDLESS OF WHATEHR UR SERIOUS#not laughing At You tbc just the situation generally. genuinely not mad fhdkfdk#to answer ur question: no i dont bc i stopped kinning a bit before reading orv so the stars did not align#i think the me from when i used to kin definitely wouldve tho if thats any consolation#but yeah everyone i AM being truthful whenever i say i dont kin kdj#its just REALLY funny how much overlap there happens to be thats all#THIS HAS SURPASSED THE PERSON WHO TAGGED MY POST THINKING I WAS A KDJ ROLEPLAYER BTW. WHICH IS A HIGH BAR#inbox#EDIT: FRIEND HAS JUST NOTIFIED ME THERES A POST ON HERE WHERE I SAID I DID IN FACT KIN KDJ??? I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS. GENUINELY.#ANON YOU ARE JUSTIFIED SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION I HAVE DISSOCIATION AND MEMORY ISSUES LMAO??? whoever made that post was wilding#me the one typing this has no memories of kinning kdj so uh. SHRUG??? i wasnt lying on purpose at least#.....DO YOU SEE WHY THERES OVERLAP. THERES A REASON THE NUMBER 49 HAUNTS ME#edit2/update: they apparently distinctly remember me saying it in the tags of a post but nEITHER OF US CAN FIND IT#what is happening...hello....is anyone out there....#*knocks on my own skull* hello?? anyone home?! WHO DID THIS 🤣😭#EDIT/UPDATE 3: I FUCKING FOUND IT its from nearly 4 years ago holy shit#still dont remember posting that at all
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