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Happy Birthday to everyone’s best Bobby, Peter Krause!
#holy shit#sexy beast#happy birthday#peter krause#uhm fuck?#bobby nash#captain nash#hello sir#too hot#i am unhinged#go to jail please
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Wear Headphones :]
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Mmh- I... Oh wow. Ahgh! Mmph! I'm gonna GET SILLY. ALL OVER.
Ah-ghg. *exhale* Fuh-fuck. Heh-heh... I got too silly.
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*coughs* this was actually going to be a comic but I Don't Have Time For All That. So if you want to see the incomprehensible version its below *coughs*
And heres v1 staring at fuckin nothin if you want it for some reason??
Since this is a lot of clips here is the audio source dumping ground (not in order)
Clip 1
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#suggestive#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#im actually going to jail for this one.#sorry if the audio levels are a bit.. weird. its difficult when its a bunch of different clips together#please enjoy the 5 minutes spent on the comic layout#i did the first panel and said 'nvm lol' I didnt even finish adding the terminal text#shoutout to the one person in chat who said 'IM SILLYING' this is all your fault /j#i hate transcribing these#help.#OK................. THATS. Enough Posts Like This. For now. Next few will be normal. well as normal as it gets around here#btw the gabe pic was originally Much Worse. I had to add the rainbows n stuff so people didnt think it was..... well.#i need to stand in traffic now. goodeby#happy sunday everyone
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Honestly I think it's hilarious
they let Ryan out of press jail and he immediately causes chaos
Please, I need more interviews with him.
Article here
#ryan guzman#Oliver stark#Buddie#911 abc#911 spoilers#911 cast#Please I need him to be more chaotic#He's playing it relatively cool now though#He knows he'll go back to press jail otherwise 😂#But I need him to stir up more chaos please
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can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest
like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!
#me.txt#jjba#i'm going to ramble in tags actually. excuse me#ok. rereading sdc and so confused at the general perception of jotaro and his friends/family. he's not NEARLY as flat or as dickish#i understand that the anime (particularly the dub) tends to slander him but even then he still clearly cares for them! i'm confused#i also understand that a lot of people dig against jotaro and kakyoin as a dynamic because 'they're popular' and that generally disliking#popular things across media is a thing that i've seen consistently everywhere but the discredit to them simply as a DUO and not even as a#pairing is so..... odd..... like they're considered to be a duo that clicks for a reason. i enjoyed them even before i got into the fandom#every time i see someone say jotaro is overrated/dull i take a shot and assume they're an anime-only or only read the manga like once btw#joseph and jotaro also have a neat dynamic and they obviously both love and care for each other. like they're not going to go around loudly#or anything but literally the entirety of the lovers and the prelude to the dio fight IS jotaro being worked up over joseph getting hurt#equally i don't know if it translates to the anime as much but joseph is VERY complimentary when it comes to jotaro. like he sings his#praises so often and reminds everyone that he's his grandson so frequently (d'arby the gamer is a good example of this). either way it's so#peculiar....... there's not enough avdol and jotaro content btw (also in canon) because jotaro obviously looks up to him and avdol jokes#around with him on the occasion they interact after their intro which doesn't start very well. it's very cute#i do think an important thing to note about jotaro's character is how he acts AFTER his intro because he's so drastically different. early#jotaro and later jotaro aren't the same character and i do not mean this in a character development way. excluding the jail incident he's#completely different and probably shouldn't really be taken into account (especially considering the amount of slapstick in araki's intros)#and i think that's really???? what people center on for his character? Which sucks balls bad!#anyways. i could ramble more about this if asked i have so much to say but sigh. jotaro cares so much for his friends and family he's not a#flat fully cold asshole character regardless of whether you watch the anime or ova or read the manga. you just have poor media literacy#i wouldn't recommend watching solely the anime for his character though. the dub also changes a lot so it's... questionable#i love the anime and it's still important for him though. also adds neat stuff. i need to stop myself. i have many thoughts on the matter#jotaro kujo#joseph joestar#noriaki kakyoin#adding in case anyone sees: i am not saying that he is perfect about this. in fact he is very ass about it with jolyne and holly and that's#very important. he also is in fact an asshole sometimes. NOT as much as you guys are making him though!#please don't get me started on how much of a dick etc people make kakyoin to veer away from the 'woobified' characterizations of him#in fact i think that's bad if not worse because it CLAIMS to be in character. hes a prim asshole at times but not that angry or dishevelled
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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Jamil's Healer class in @dirtspouse's Jamidia fic, Star Courier!
"In the end, the adventurer's father dies and the Star Courier still only has seven stars, but the story is about letting go and becoming your own person and doing things for yourself." - Light Party (Vivarium) by en passant (corinthian)
Please read it, it's SO cute!!!! 😭
#jamil viper#twst#twst wonderland#my art#please read it i need other unfortunate souls to fall with me or ill be going insane alone#it really is very cute though#big brothers and their gremlin siblings#ortho and najma are there!! and they are menaces!!!#besties together#idia and jamil are both in their respective family cursed jail together#but at least they have eachother...#idia having to deal with jamil's normie behaviour is also the funniest thing ever
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i love wyll's devil form but the fact that he loses his big brown eye should be a criminal offense
#mizora should go to jail#im sorry karlach but one day you will have to suffer for my sins#dont get me wrong. i think the horns are extremely sexy#i find them pleasing to look at. they have a nice curve#and i like his “bumps and prongs”#BUT THE EYE.... I MISS THE EYE......#wyll
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Alright, let's put this possibly nonexistent debate to rest.
#wreedcultpists(posts)#do not vote billdip if you dislike going to jail#please i beg of you#consider that your actions have consequences#gravity falls#shipping poll#tumblr poll#poll time#billford#billdip#dipper pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#toxic yaoi#illegal yaoi#they are not the same#i'm legit gonna delete this poll if billdip wins istg#not out of pettiness but out of disgust
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absolute honor to be insane with you all 🫡
#just manually counted and if i counted right i have 20 more posts before post limit and i still have 14 in my queue so im gonna take this#moment to go to work but i will be back!!!#and jail blog is incarceratedcastiel please come join me over there honestly by this afternoon probably
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it can't be unlearned i've known the warmth of your doorways through the cold, i'll find my way back to you
oh, please, give me mercy no more that's a kindness you can't afford
(do you hear me howling, babe?)
#tedependent#trent crimm#ted lasso#tedtrent#ted x trent#gert giffer#usergif#tedlassosource#tedlassoedits#tedlassogifs#appletvedits#appletvsource#appletvgifs#usersource#userstream#experimenting with a bunch of things so it turned out. hmmm.#well i hyperfixated on doing this for like an insane amount of hours to distract myself from cramps and agony#like genuinely like eight hours straight? hmmm#anyway im not completely pleased with it but i need to go to BED and i like a lot of it so. TO POSTS JAIL IT GOES (my blog)#james lance#jameslanceedit#jason sudeikis#jasonsudeikisedit#tedlassogif#tvedit
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every actress in this movie is my wife ong
#Bro omg Brie Larson in that hairstyle omfgggggg#One chance please (any of them would go to jail)#Aubrey Plaza in glasses omg I understand what Wallace means#Why does nobody talk abt Anna Kendrick tho like she's so pretty and she was PERFECT for this role#fyp#tumblr fyp#funny#music#scott pilgrim takes off#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim comic#scott pilgrim fanart#scott pilgram vs the world#scott pilgram fanart#scollace#ramona flowers#julie powers#knives chau#roxie richter#stacey pilgrim#envy adams#kim pine#wallace wells#lesbianism#lesbians#lesbian#gay panic
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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.
#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying#nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess#ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so#i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair#both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home#but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again#not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO#i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED#all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis#but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum#and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it#youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes#BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply
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Can do anything
Oh Connor, anything doesn't mean illegal
#Connor is going to end in jail ong#Also please someone find where Connor's fav coin is#dbh#detroit become human#dbh connor#dbh memes#dbh hank#dbh fanart#mspaint
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okay so let me tell you…I did something really stupid today….
I always wondered what jere looks like without his moustache bc what is he hiding under that damn thing???
and today was the day my curiosity won…
so I opened this silly little app on my phone (bc I was too lazy for a real photshop edit)
for reference this is the before pic:
…and uhm…
this came out…
I AM SO FCKING ASHAMED OF MYSELF RN💀💀💀💀💀💀😩😩😩
#someone please take my phone away#this is coming straight out of hell#I should go to jail for this#should I do his beard next???💀💀💀#käärijä#jere pöyhönen#kaarija
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in 2012 are Kirby and raph rivals like Leo and raph are I am confused
they are twinsies! :D (kirby is raph's younger twin to be more exact! that's why their faces look really similar if you compare them a bit :])
and im guessing you're referring to air jail raph? lmao
they don't really hate each other nor have a rivalry at all
it's just silly sibling pestering
#kirby just takes no shit to people insulting the things he likes. therefore raph air jail#kirby may not look like it but hes really chill#raph can yell at him all he wants and kirby would just stare at him like 😐😑#SUIKA IS WATERMELON IN JAPANESE. GUYS. GUYS PLEASE.#im going to block anyone who speaks polish and decides to put something on the tags#ask#tmnt kirby#all of this is old art btw
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Human Electro with lightning scars from his limiters!
Electro would fry an orphanage
This is a PSA for the tssm fandom, can y'all stop acting like he's some sopping wet puppy dog who wouldn't hurt a fly. He would actually fry a hamster for fun and that makes him perfect.
Anyways, y'all know that i am on the "If Electro was still human he'd dress like a mall goth" train. So have this walking outlet but w/flesh <3
//do not use my art
#marvel#mcu#tssm#spiderman art#tssm au#tssm art#spiderman#the spectacular spider man#tssm electro#tssm max dillon#please stop acting like he isnt a grown man#its so weird when yall mfs be like omg hes such a sad kid#hes like 30#whats with yall and infantilizing trans men or characters that have trans vibes#go to jail#he went to trade school#hes not a college student hes a full fucking adult whos just a mess#hes a faggot whos got a crush on some wacky octopus guy leave him alone#hes part of the spiderman hate club
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