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OKI IF UR FINE W/ IT, CAN U DRAW CLAZZZZIC, ERROR, AND ZZWAP INTERACTING AZZ FRIENDZZ? THEY REMIND ME OF ME AND MY ZZIBLINGZZ TBH X3
TY AND HAVE AN AMAZZING DAY!!! X3
Love how u type darling!! Dunno why I drew em like this.. but here u go!! :3
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I love hole punch pmtok
real
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GAYASS
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Bitesyoubitesyou
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bites you back
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snowgender? Noisegender? Chaosgender (like jevil (Deltarune))?
it’s ok if you don’t wanna do all three, but I mainly want the snowgender one since that’s what I am rn! TYSM! Have an amazing day/ night!
Ok Sci'm kind of on hiatus because stress but like Sci'll do these in a minute here
Also I think snowgender might be a thing??? Archive blogs will be checked 👍and if you could clarify on the chaosgender what you mean by "like Jevil" that'd be amazing!!
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fighting that leads to sex when fighting that leads to sex WHENNNNN???????????
#thinking about the other day. im.#okay im sorry but like have you ever started play fighting and then it started getting rougher and rougher#until you start slapping and punching and clawing at eachother#nd then someone at some point decides fuck it im fucking you while the other is fighting them off and theyre both threatening eachother#and obviously the bigger dog wins and they pin the pathetic mutt down and fuck them as they say the nastiest shit imaginable to them?#no just me? okay :(#obviously this was consensual and multiple times did we stop 2 check in on eachother but fuuuuck man my god.#i started thinking about masc t4t playfighting over whos a better boy fuck i need to sit down holey shit
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as much as it will be good to get The Literally Broken In Half (sort of) tooth fixed tomorrow, i rlly wish they were also fixing The Tooth Dissolving My Jawbone bc it is the one actually hurting lately
#tbf#they both hurt#but as long as i don't drink wine or chew on that side#the cracked in half and holey tooth doesn't hurt as sharply#meanwhile my whole lower jaw is all tense and achey from the dissolving bone one#orz#life lesson: don't have teeth#they're bad#personal#also to my dismay#i realized the dissolving bone one is not the fault of my shitty college dentist#but actually the tooth that got attacked by white blood cells and was already very close to causing bone problems like 6 yr ago#so that one is just. sort of no one's fault#alas#i prefer to blame Dentist Who Punched Me in the Face for my problems#(tbf considering all the fillings he did have had to be redone. he is to blame for many things!!)
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Spoiling Astarion?
Bringing him back little things that remind you of him whenever he stays back at camp just so he knows you're still thinking of him while you're apart.
Astarion being so used to receiving little gifts from your travels that when you arrive back at camp, he's standing by your tent with his palm outstretched just waiting to see what you've brought him this time. The giddy little grin that's plastered on his face when you fork over the shiniest object you could get your paws on. All varying in degrees of monetary value, for sure, but all with a unique story of their own.
A couple of old coins from an ancient crypt. The entrance of which you'd all stumbled upon when Karlach punched a wall of a cave in victory after a particularly tough battle, only to come back with a handful of bones and cobwebs. The look of shock on her face when the entire wall came crumbling down on the group was enough to have you in stitches, entirely too weak from laughter to stand. You laid beneath the rubble for so long that Gale had assumed you developed a concussion and needed rescuing.
The PRETTIEST, crystal goblet that you'd stolen right from under a rich lady's nose under the guise that you were testing her drink for poison. You'd downed her ale in two gulps the second you exited the building. Was in the middle of patting yourself on the back for being oh-so cunning when you nearly fell on your ass. It was a sick, twisted coincidence that her ale did, in fact, turn out to be poisoned. But, at least you had a spare antidote on you that you gulped down before Shadowheart could find you in such a state. (And make fun of you, no doubt.)
A set of handmade jewelry– not stolen this time, if you can believe it. Wyll had pointed out the small shop to you while the two of you were out shopping for supplies. Said something about how it might be a good idea to pick out a new pair of socks since you'd been complaining about how holey yours had become after so much running around. Which was a good idea, truly– but the second you'd set eyes on the shop window, you knew what you wanted. A matching necklace and earring set, lovingly crafted with silver chain, so very delicate. So very understated that one could almost miss it among the rest of the more garish examples that sat alongside. Three, very small, opalescent stones shone so pretty at you beneath the sunlight that you could hardly look away. You would have given the shopkeep your left kidney just to see Astarion wearing them, but thankfully, it wasn't necessary. (You became so feral in your excitement to hear the very reasonable price that you nearly threw your entire gold pouch at the clerk's head and then kissed him on the mouth.)
You're an eager one. Astarion never has to wait– always receives his gifts before you can so much as slip your travel pack off of your shoulders. He goes real quiet for a moment. Has this far away look while gazing down at whatever it is, turning it over in his palm a couple of times to really study it.
The two of you sit together while you go through the rest of the day's spoils, and he listens while you tell him all about how you found today's special little trinket. Insists you spare no details in how you acquired it. (Unless any of those details are boring, dear. Do spare him of those.)
You know that there have to be some things he enjoys more than others. You know that there has to be some things you've given him that he outright dislikes. There have been a few occasions where he'd poked fun at you for bringing back something silly. Like "The roundest pebble you'd ever seen, Astarion, look at it roll!" or "This drawing of the two of you that you'd doodled on a stray sheet of parchment when you couldn't find anything else no matter how hard you tried!". BUT he has never refused anything you've chosen to bring back for him.
He thinks it's rather sweet that you've dedicated yourself to proving you still think of him when he stays behind. Wonders why you are the way that you are. Sort of loves you to death for it. Definitely does NOT invest in a bag of holding for everything once it all begins to stack up.
Definitely doesn't insist on you taking one half of the jewelry set so you always have a little piece of one another on you at all times. That would be ridiculous. (Earrings or necklace, darling?)
Sequel?
#bg3#astarion ancunin#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion x tav#astarion x reader#bg3 tav#astarion headcanons#gale dekarios#wyll ravengard#karlach cliffgate#shadowheart
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Idk hot take apparently but if my literal fiancé wasn’t willing to punch someone in the teeth for being racist towards me or at the very least paying someone to sue the holey hanes drawers off their ass, I wouldn’t really want to be with them or think they were that good of a guy :/
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I haven’t posted much lately so here’s a misc art dump,
CW FOR POTENTIAL GøRE
Left design of Unpleasant belongs to @holey-punch, right design is mine!
Ough sorry I’ll post more
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#object shows#object show community#osc#osc art#regretevator#art#bfdi#bfb#hfjone#aib#tdos#regretevator unpleasant#unpleasant gradient#semi hiatus
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I SWEAR I STILL DRAW ALAHSKLDHS
Spam tong :3
Skyler art yipeeee (PLUS ME IRL WHOA lmao)
Kinitooooo + my kinsona
And some random doodles -w-
(characters I don't own are holey by @holey-punch and clown by @finnegan-yo(they're in the last 2 drawings lmao))
#YEAAAHH I CAN DRAW SPAMTON AGAIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO#cries so hard aiahhsbdjshs#skyler's art#spamton g spamton#spamton#spamton deltarune#spamton fanart#spamton neo#clock itft#itft clock#it's time for the#sona: skyler#sona: stella#animatic animatic battle#animatic battle#north star uty#starlo#starlo fanart#starlo uty#uty north star#uty starlo#kinsona#kinito#kinito fanart#kinito my beloved#kinito pet#kinito the axolotl#kinitopet#not my ocs#TODAY I LEARNED THAT THERE WAS A TAG LIMIT
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MARINA AGITANDO
⭐ - Marina Agitando from Splatoon Side Order
📦 - With related stims
🔮 - requested by @holey-punch
📎 - x x x - x x x - x x x
📭 - requests open!
#stimblr#stimboard#stimming#visual stim#tech stim#tech#technology#splat2n#splatoon 3#splatoon#marina agitando
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Some cute scenarios that I hope to draw with the Marvel Family some day..
Freddy and Mary Teaching Billy how to write cursive ( I head canon They has better handwritings than Billy, but Freddy probably has prettier cursive).
(Shazam movie/ golden age crossover) Darla hugging Hoppy the Marvel Bunny.
(Shazam movie/Golden Age crossover) Movie Freddy Fanboys about Superheroes while Golden Age Freddy listens. Maybe bonus comic where he shares his love of comic books?
Potential scenario:
Movie Freddy:” Do you have any favorite Superhero comics??”
GA Comics Freddy: “not sure..usually I just read the funnies from the newspapers”
Movie Freddy: *offended gasp* “I’ve GOT TO to lend you my comic collection sometime!”
GA comics Freddy:”no really, you don’t need to, I doubt that I’d understand future slangs..”
Movie Freddy:” Too late! i ain’t letting you miss out on good comics!”
A “Captain Marvel Adventures” cover image featuring Mr Mind and Dr Sivanna from the post credit scene of shazam 1 with both shazam( shazam 2019) and captain marvel fighting both. Billy is in the corner in his Whiz TV station box “ Holey Moley! Captain Marvel and his new friend is facing against Dr Sivanna and Mr.Mind from another universe!?”
A “captain marvel jr” cover image of captain nazi being punched by captain everypower and captain marvel jr at the same time
Child Labour law? Involving two batsons? Movie Billy wondering how the heck a kid gets a gig as a tv host/radio host when child labour laws have been passed and he technically has to go to school? (Probably wont do this until i read more captain marvel books to see why Billy isn’t in school)
Something to do with Kid Eternity and Danny phantom
#dc comics#dc characters#captain marvel#captain marvel jr#shazam#shazam movie#jack dylan grazer#asher angel#billy batson#darla#hoppy the marvel bunny#fawcett comics#golden age comics#captain marvel adventures#putting this as a reminder to draw some of these one day#scenarios#scenario
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In, 'if you buy a brain fogged Pasta a binder' land:
Bought a cool old looking binder.
Realized I needed COOL OLD PAPER, so I order some.
Forgot binder paper needs holes, and I have no hole punch, so I order a hole punch. It arrives.
Get really excited and hole punch ALL THE PAPER, before remembering I wanted to print on both sides of some of these pages and now I need to calculate hole orientation (that's what she said) in the printer
Pastacovidbrainfog.exe has encountered an error
"...Ma? Help?"
Pastamama gives instructions to basic CHEATSHEET FOR PRINTING PAPER
Pastacovidbrainfog.exe has encountered an error. I have somehow fucked up the cheatsheet.
Pastamama has created SIMPLER CHEATSHEET FOR PRINTING ON BOTH SIDES OF HOLEY PAPER
I follow the cheatsheet. Fuck up the paper somehow.
Mom: why did you print in landscape mode???
Me: because I forgot it existed
*2 correct pages later*
Pastacovidbrainfog.exe has encountered an error. I have forgotten rotation orientation and am staring in bafflement at cheat sheet which no longer makes sense.
Mom: do you need me to explain it again
Me: yes please
*1 correct page later*
Me: that's enough for now, WAIT DO I HAVE THE PLASTIC FLAT DRAW THINGS FOR THE FANCY IN BOOK STUFF
Mom: do you mean stencils ???
Me: yes those!
I did not have stencils. I have ordered stencils. My life is going swimmingly.
#someone please locate the section of my brain that covid took i need it back#i got paper in the binder at least#pasta life update
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Idle Steps 3.2.24 “Fat Stack; Fat Chance"
Short stacking coming into me Fat stack going out to you Punching my hours With rhythm; on cue All these hours leave me weary Tired of feeling flat How'd you take my copper And turn it into plat Short tack into me Fat stack out to you Stomping every mile Wet socks and holey shoe Will I ever afford Some shiny new purchase If all I'm ever scrounging for Is always something less A short stack into me Is all I ever see A fat stack out to you Er' two weeks is what it do So when it comes to raises My fist is what you'll get Batter as machinery On your mark, get ready, set A short stack comes to me A Fat stack I make for you I'll clench my hand about my wage Better wrapped on that, than you So empty out the coffers It's cold and I am due The fruit that's fallen from the tree That I have grown for you
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#writeblrcafe#poeticstories#poetryportal#twc#spilled ink#wutispotlight#writtenconsiderations#alt lit#burningmuse#env0 writes#Idle Steps#march#poetselixir#poetswhisper#midwest gothic#suburban gothic#capitalism#blue collar poem#my photo#env0 photographs#twcpoetry#writerscreed#abstractcommunity#savage words#smittenbypoetry#poetscreed
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Fusion of me, @holey-punch and @skylerfurmaniac
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