#hiveswap headcannon

[probablyaparadox]

Midnight Headcannons for Hiveswap/Friendsim Characters (Part 1)

These may be very well liked, or very controversial idk. If you write a fic (unlikely but who knows) based on any of these then PLEASE lmk. Part 1 because some I may feel uninspired + I don't wanna do all of them in one post. Xefros Tritoh: THE BOY HIMSELF.

He is a semi closeted midwest emo (I mean look at him) and a fully closeted stereotypical emo aesthetic enjoyer.

Ever since he started the Grubbels with Dammek, he's actually gotten quite good at singing, and rapping. (this is based on the line that Dammek passive aggressively hinted that Xefros needed vocals practice, and If I were Xefros my insecure ass would start practicing REGULARLY.)

If he were not plagued by constant anxiety he would sleep a lot, and be a very sleepy person (Sloth lusus). Or rather he requires more sleep than the average troll, and when he gets it he's very energetic. Because of his training with Dammek to "sleep anywhere" this would result in him frequently falling alseep while standing if he didn't get his proper sleep.

I want him to kill Trizza with a baseball bat. Off with their heads and hit a home run. Preferably with a baseball bat covered in nails.

He's trans. That one's not from me I've heard it tho and it's cute as hell imo headcannon immediately accepted.

His crush is a tealblood "reporter" (hobbyist photographer and blogger) who wears rollerskates (manic pixie dream boy.) I say this purely because Idk what traits Idarat and Tegiri have over Tagora besides being more masc and having glasses. And they are both not rat men unlike Tagora (/aff). Anyway because of lack of information I say what I want.

Last one because I genuinely feel like this was in the game but I'm not. Certain. Anyway Xefros looks so generic that so long as he isn't wearing his sign it would be genuinely impossible for any drone to find him based on his face. Dammek:

He got most of the parts for the weapon off of trolls craiglist

he will either instantly obliterate Jude's sense of self and self worth and have to work up from there to realize he needs to be nicer or he'll lose his moirail (he already has) or he will be shockingly ok to Jude and just be closed off and he will have to work up to expressing affection normally instead of survivalist training.

he's a little robotics geek he will get his hands on a cell phone and fucking destroy it when he gets to earth./joking to early. He MAY destroy a tv. I think based on his building skills he would be fascinated by earth technology.

the cameras installed in Xefros' hive have lasers. Xefros does not know this.

He gets his fancy normal disks from mallek (I've also heard this from another person- I would credit but I can't find it at the moment) Mallek:

Has 13 piercings. (IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW)

he's either a part of the rebellion already, or will be soon enough

He actually knows a mutant which makes him being "cool with mutants" an even weirder more awkward thing to say

he bullies people on 4chan. The homestuck earth equivalent of 4chan. But still earth. he finds it informative and he likes giving their computers the types of bugs that will make them only play slitherio.

His strife specibus is a serrated curved dagger (snake fang like almost)

He has a snake tattoo on his right thigh.

He intends to get sleeve tattoos, he just hasn't perfected the design yet, or found someone he trusts to do it.

Hey you know that character who we've gotten like 1 concept art of. Yea Jerann him. They're boyfriends. Sorry I don't make the rules but he gets a fish nerd boyfriend.

He keeps oblong meat products in his house in case Diemen ever wants to crash.

He's going to give Xefros a piercing when Xefros becomes an emo boy /hj Joey: (I know she should've come first but she's not one of my favouritesss-)

Joey would lose her shit if she saw the barbie movie or Murdoch Mysteries

On a similar note, she would do barbenheimer for/with jude

She has a slight fear of clowns now (reasonable)

when she gets scared while on alternia, she looks up at the sky, and the stars, and thinks of her mom

I think that Joey and Marsti have an excellent opportunity to get along. A vet is just a doctor for a different species after all, and I'm sure just as Joey would be eager to learn Marsti would be eager to teach and get a bit flattered and someone respecting her aspirations and knowledge. Marsti:

Has the nickname Mars

If Marsti could dress up more she would go for a steampunk streamlined vibe.

In the route where Marsti ditches the player at Gahlek's house, she steals a book on her way out

Marsti survives the train crash floating in her bucket.

Marsti wanted to go to Jeevik week because she liked the challenge cleaning up after it might bring.

[rabbit-trolls]

Merr Chrismas

I turned Mage into a marketable plushie >:3c

Candy is next >:D

[slaughterwrites]

New blog

This is my first ever time doing something like this so my headcannons may be ass

I write for

Tf2

Homestuck(sadly)

Hiveswap

Matchups for any of those fandoms (open)

Will not do

Aus

Merc x merc

Homestuck nsfw

Will do

Nsfw

Mentions of sh or suicide just put a warning first

Angst

Fluff

And basically anything else

Thats it

Also for tf2 and homestuck character i will only do 3

Also i get overwhelmed easily so requests can take a bit to do just bare with me

[rochivehomestuff]

Nice to see that there's still writers wanting to write for hiveswap. Could I get any type of nsfw headcannons for mallek?

Hi there ♡

I'm more than happy to write SFW headcannons for Mallek if you'd like, however, I avoid NSFW requests without some sort of ID - I have my deets here.

This is just to ensure that no minors are trying to access sexually explicit material! I realise I do have a disclaimer on my profile saying if you make a request you're accepting that you're 18+, but I'd rather be safe than sorry after seeing other writers have issues with minors.

BUT YES! If you'd like SFW for now please just give me a shout, and I'll be more than happy to get some typed up for you! Likewise, you're welcome to message me with proof of your age if you still want NSFW ♡

[hypoel]

listen i love headcannons as much as the next person... but something in the homestuck water made people really fucking weird about headcannons.

there are so many posts saying "this character is this way and if you dont agree you are a horrible person" and usually theyre like.. god honest wonderful headcannons that add lots of complexity to the character but like...

some people get so weird about it, you know that right? Saying X character is Y and if you think of them as not Y then you are horrible and dont understand the context of the comic.

idk maybe its being in the HS fandom since 2013 and it was all "every headcannon is cool and unique" and people having like 4 different headcannons for 1 character... to now, where i am pretty sure its mostly newer fans who got into HS from like hiveswap or hs2 and are real weird about the characters that is really doing it for me and not wanting to engage in my most fav fandom ever...

idk lets just bring back the complexities of multiple headcannons and stop the cop in everyones head about it

(If you dont got media literacy and are already mad at stuff i didnt say then maybe rethink being mad about made up stuff in your head?)

[rabidpomeranians]

I’m betting lynera comes back as a rainbow drinker.

I’m piecing together my troll biology headcannons and just hit a segment on rainbowdrinkers that got me thinking of this theory I’ve kicked around for like a year but never posted. Hiveswap 2 introduces a thread on rainbow drinkers that I can see being resolved by one being revealed in a later installment.

The only character I can imagine for the role: Lynera

hiveswap 2 spoilers below the cut

The neutral ending of the trial has her thrown off the train and presumed dead. Just as kanaya was presumed dead after being shot. If we can assume one circumstance is an inciting event, than we should assume the other could be too. The rage influence of her viriborn sign also makes me think she has the potential to persist further than we’re led to believe.

Baizli’s body is leaving a blood trail (and ambiguously severed head) for her to hone in on. The likely carnage at the scene of the derailment and possibly more major npc deaths may continue the trail even later into the game.

[kon-konk]

Headcannons for any of the hiveswap characters?

I don't think I really do yet? It might be that I'm waiting to meet everyone.

I will say I think Mallek and Zebede would both drink way too much Monster (or rather, the Alternian equivalent), but for different reasons

[momi4567]

So because I got into hiveswap, after burying homestuck proper for, like, 9ish years, and I have come up with the best headcannon.

Trolls nickname their moirails after the gemstone that closely matches their blood color.

[aftlivs]

request information

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Note:if I post a request and it’s not something I don’t list,It’s something for a friend usually. (For example: pixels)

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What type of thing you wish to be made(ex;a rentry graphic)

the characters full name and the media they originate from

When requesting userbox attach image you want used on it as well as the words you want for it

Please use etiquette and don’t demand a request or re request if yours hasn’t been done yet -it will result in your request being turned down!

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I shouldn’t have to say this but come with a aesthetic in mind or prepare to get my creative liberties,and if you don’t like what I made you, not my problem lmao

As a side note , when we work with photopea(for graphics and etc) things will not be faded on the edges as photopea just doesn’t do that

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Medias in the picky section I tolerate but have a bias to some characters more then others or I know the media but not well (one piece ,RE;99 is the media that fits in the ladder)

Any media not listed on any list is open to inquiries about

[foxtrott123]

my homestuck/hiveswap sona/oc

Bio:Neader is a calm and collected soul who mostly spends their time livestreaming and looking at the stars with their close friend reid,they are a kind and friendly troll but your gonna have to earn their trust to become their friend.they are so friendly that everyone kinda forgets that they once destroyed an entire city at one point in their past(they don't want to talk about it or their past).they mostly have resting bitch face and sometimes a bit of a snark,but they means well. their headcannon voice is kovu from the lion king 2. they may seem nice but deep  is keeping their insanity caged. they also has a crush on a human named Reid. they used to live in a city in Alternia, but feeling that the citizens mocked them for either their Smarts or for no reason At all.so Neader started to make a plan. afters a few days the city was in flames and no one(except a troll named Davulu) survived. Neader then used a device to transport themselves to earth. but they did a slight miscalculation and went plummeting towards earth.they crash landed next to a human (named Reid) backyard. Neader and the Human became friends. the human even lets Neader to live with him. Neader now lives in Reid's mansion along side Reid

fun facts:

they have a lusus which is based on a drake

they are a heir of doom

they are non binary and pansexual

[disintegore]

chahut maenad headcannons real she looks good in stripes. <3

[madsnufkinenergy]

Hiveswap Headcannon

Since Dammek has only had Xefros as the only living person he knows and they’re extremely close he doesn’t understand personal space. Jude on the other hand is the least touchy feely and unsocial person to be by. 

One day Jude is in the shower and singing (he has a very good singing voice) and Dammek just burst in the door and pulls back the shower curtain.

Dammek: Are you in a band?

Jude: *High screaming and flailing to try and cover himself up*

Dammek: Because you should be

Jude: Get OUT!

Dammek: *glances down* Woah...dude, what is going on down there?

[rabbit-trolls]

*gremlin cackling*

[homestuckprideicons]

Can I have bigender Joey and/or Chahut?

[hiveswapheadcannons]

What is your head cannon gender for Diemen/Hotdog ( it's still a cute name tbh) ? I personally go with nonbinary but any other gender is fine as well!

I would say a more masculine nb fits. but that’s just me..

[ghostswap]

Hope that you're not too busy and you're taking good care of yourself! May I req some matesprit headcanons with Mallek and a human s/o? That would be rlly swell 💙

bhxsa tysm anon u 2 ! <3

mallek adalov w/ a human matesprit !

mallek is already protective of his quadrantmates (although he would never admit it) but with a human? oh boy

he knows you’re walking cullbait and it freaks him out

definitely has trackers on all your devices and convinces you to wear his colour when you’re out alone

and when you’re together

he’s cold as ice 24/7 so him and snakedad use you as a heat rock a lot

he likes to have his hands against your bare skin because of this

on your leg, under your shirt, anywhere he can reach

also likes to sleep like that ! he wraps himself around you and you keep him toasty

he insists that his shitty sleeping schedule is ‘a troll thing’ and you wouldn’t understand as an alien

you tell him that as his personal robot you will not allow him to be awake past afternoon

he always schemes to make you fall asleep before him though so he can get more work done

he thinks human quadrants (or lack of) are cool ! he doesn’t get it at first but really the thought of having to only trust one person is ideal for him

it takes him a while to completely open up to you but when he does and you explain earth’s relationship customs, he’s ready to give you everything and be ‘human boyfriend’ with you

be prepared for take out every day

even if you want to cook for him he likes seeing the look on your face when he successfully reroutes a drone

you tried his glasses on once and can’t work out if he’s practically blind or troll glasses are just very trippy

overall he feels really special that you chose him of all trolls and he brags about how he gets the alien all to himself