#his sassing scorpio gives me life

[moonlit-escape]

. ☠︎︎.˖⚝๋࣭⭑ֶָ֢♱ Gene Mystreet headcanons !!

my third and final favourite mystreet character. he's so silly i need to beat his ass

5'7.4 (171.2cm)

hispanic

bisexual (it runs in the family. their mom is bi too)

scorpio ♏️

the eyebags aren't just bc he's has a god awful sleep schedule, they're actually hereditary (dante covers his with cucumbers and a skincare routine)

only speaks in spanish when he's losing his shit (arguing, panicking, tripped and scraped his knee on the sidewalk)

god can that boy dance

honestly just really loves cats

he went through a rough patch in uni and it sort of gave him a major wake up call as to just how he was doing and what kind of person he was and wanted to be

he, zenix, and sasha went their separate ways during uni, but tried to keep mostly in touch until eventually coming back together as roomies

god he would have just. the Worst depression meals. bro eats macaroni cheese dust in a glass with milk like it's a fucking nesquik packet. takes apart oreos and eats all the cream off, then puts pieces of ham in between them like theyre goddamn lunchable crackers. makes mayonnaise and jello sandwiches. takis and sweet relish. sasha and zenix have to make sure they come home on time and cook something before he puts whatever fucking concoction he makes into his body.

but he's actually a pretty damn good cook (when he's Not in a depressive episode)

learned to read fairly quickly, so he would always read dante to sleep

HARD gifted kid burnout like my man crashed and burned at 16

but now he's just a silly little nerd

favourite ninja turtle is donatello (mainly bc his fav color is purple)

he likes anime a lot, honestly. especially from 1990 to 2000s

plays mihoyo games. his mains are, respectively; cyno (genshin), jing yuan (hsr), and anton (zenless). This is a meta joke.

piercings,,, pirericngs,,,,, yesssss ,.

typa guy to use kaomoji and cat emoticons and send you cat videos off of youtube

the only social media he has is tumblr and reddit his punkass doesnt fw any other

he'd probably get a tattoo. maybe for his sweet girl, Apple, the poor thing

wants another cat, but he wants to give sasha and zenix no other choice but to let him take one in, so he's up Praying a stray will find him and follow him home

*opens his wallet and an entire roll of dante's baby pictures fall out* "UHM- UH- FWUH- I WAS HOLDING THESE FOR MY MOM-" dante, travis, and aph tear up on the spot

carries an epipen on his person at all times in case of emergencies. it was something he did growing up with dante, just in case the kid had something with peanuts, and it just kinda followed him into adulthood

was never that mean to travis, since he was dante's best friend, but he was never careful around him either, so

him and garroth actually end up being great friends who just spend most of their conversations gushing about mutual interests (their baby brothers, cats, video games) or sassing each other off

no wait bc why would his taste in men absolutely be himbos. (or at least just very sweet, kind-hearted people)

he calls people by specific little terms of endearment, depending on the type of response. that doesnt make sense. let me elaborate.

uses "babe" or "honey" when someone is in distress or upset ("oh, honey,,")

uses "bucko" or "buddy" when someone mouths off at him ("oookay there, buddy." "alright then, bucko.")

you get it now

the type of friend that is Always ready to back you up on your bullshit. absolutely no hesitation

he really didn't have a crush on aph, he was just a Grade A Asshole who thought it was fun to fuck with people

because he was viciously jealous of people who were capable of being happy and having good lives

not that he had a particularly awful, hard life. sure, his family had their struggles, but they were getting by. yes, he has felt like there was something deeply wrong with him that has been present within himself since even before he was born that made most people avoid him like he was on a secret list. but it was fine

he just knew that he had a sick feeling in him, and the only way he'd feel anything else was if he was a mean little asshole

some nights, it did scare him. it frightened him how bitter his tongue always tasted

and all of the time, constantly, buried beneath the feelings of hate, he felt guilt. he felt so, so much guilt. but, his only coping mechanism for when he's feeling bad is to do more bad things, and pretend he's always in the right

and, eventually, he broke. he broke down hard. now, since he's seen that his first plan to get rid of this feeling of skin-deep sin has failed, he's decided to try the other way. to atone

[nightguide]

intent is knowing beauty on the face is removed once known, like i don't speak from the books anymore,

like when learning the Qur'an, it got to the point where i quit reading all of them (i went agnostic to learn about the books more in depth promising i would get back to it once i known peace) and Anson resonated to me as someone who has more tranquility than grace (i always see that first when looking for a partner naturally to learn from to feel safe feeling removed from the world known without love via sex) and Anson was the man (@advicewithanson on instagram); he came across as a man wanting to learn more about the world by heartbreak as he came between strength and death (why i fell in love with him).

Anson is like the type of man i would end up with so i stayed with peace when knowing love from him (via intuition) is how i make myself at home knowing my dream come true (any girl can imagine that) and dare i say i hoped for the best when it did not go to plan, he looks sexy as i know i see his potential for being as his music came to my remedy that i fell in love with the enemy to make peace (autism in me makes me conditionally married to being a theologan before belief in the books comes to me as a believer before i become of age by theory on TV making me (my Dad originally intended me to get married to someone famous for that reason only) and how i saw Anson was that i put my Dad first in what he would have wanted if he was a villager (it's like a multi-tasker for highly intuitive creatives as they are with language, like Anson would have been well trained than looking like a dumbass with his humour being more comfortable around Pakistan than in America than i sooner than later realise what did not go to plan and i went with it). My Dad (may Allah raise his peace and forgiveness), would have definitely loved about his hands and speech of a machine gun able to make upgrades to a car much than he can (because knowing he is a Virgo sun with an Aries moon, he loves that how my Dad (Capricorn Sun, Virgo moon) would have loved about how his intuition comes at a cost despite his Scorpio rising making him look good for combat if not, his half Brazilian side would have looked too imaginary for a Pakistani man's fetish (knowing what you know about my Dad about his intuition being on Doctor Who rn (shoutout to NPH for being that guy X), Anson is easily said than forgotten if not for how i was abused right back because Islamic repentance learned the hard way was that nothing gives but earned and learned to no default, so i lived as a mind and he moved with time and now i see him like my father's grave (like i talked to myself like i was documenting my life for him as i do crave and learned the begetting ways of drowning in love with knowledge than love for a man to see how i lived despite how i died to make ends meet to see my career trapped if not, a confident american-pakistani (he would have called himself) is the splitting image of my own father (now his emotional equal like he met his death) is him but the Brazilian is him being in his own element if not, cancelling out Will Smith in the middle if i was known to be his wife, he would have had it any day (even Will Smith intuitively says that he was naked and Anson Seabra was that amount of sass that got away is how the world ended for him right now knowing i am typing his regalia (never removed his name) but Anson was the Prince's ego enough that he eventually eat the actual singer songwriter alive out of believing in a God to now Rogers Nelson agnostic to Tom Carlisle Walker's arabic (as his music shits on him for being that to Sinead O' Connor in real life (why she went Muslim)

MISGUIDANCE MEANS ANYTHING

[glitchy-npc]

Major Aric Jorgan.

[chaeinedup]

Making out with WEi

Daehyeon:

Slow and steady;

I feel like he thinks it’s more enjoyable for both of you if it’s in a more laidback environment where you won’t be interrupted;

So most likely happening in the studio;

Very touchy feely, his hands have life of their own;

Obviously accompanied by a very sweet mouth;

You honestly don’t know where to focus because he’s just doing everything he can do drive you crazy;

He also takes a little pride (just a itsy tiny bit) seeing you so pleased because of him;

It’s like a boost for him to keep going.

Donghan:

VERIVERY PLAYFUL;

It’s a great way to keep things light and fun;

Of course he has other sides to him and the feelings and emotions might change midway;

But the probability of it starting cause he was teasing you about something or you were making fun of him, is big;

He not only has a way with his words he has his way with hus hands that’s all I’m gonna say;

And if you’re a donghan biased you know exactly why I’m saying this, just look at them;

Not to be that person but if it’s a more heated makeout session he’s going to manhandle you;

It does not matter id you’re on the kitchen, the living room, he does not care, it’s going down;

I rest my case.

Yongha:

He’s a shy little boy;

You’ll probably have to inniciate it or hint to it;

Or otherwise he’s so scared of messing up he won’t start anything;

He doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable, he’s a gentleman;

But once he gets the green light, he will make it memorable;

Yongha has a certain charm to him, not everyone sees it but that’s what makes it so special;

He’s also extremely cliché so if you’re a true romantic you’ll appreciate the tenderness he gives off;

Will happen on the bed I mean it just feels right to him.

Yohan:

He also is another member that, slow and steady wins the race;

If you’re impacient you’re done for;

He’s gonna caress your sides and just watch you squirm;

AND HE WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST SMIRK ON HIS FACE;

He really takes pride on the effect he has on you;

It’s like he’s in a competition, how long does it take to break you;

And each time he tries to break last times record;

Will live you hanging;

If he sees you’re enjoying it a little too much he’s gonna stop everything he’s doing;

The couch is his fav spot :D.

Seokhwa:

Another one that’s very charming;

Obviously the sass is also included;

But he’s very very fun;

I don’t think these think would happen very often with him but he does not let you down in times of need;

He likes you to say exactly what you want;

If you get a little shy or embarrased he’ll find that cute:

And of course use that to his favour and tease you about it;

He’s big on whispering things to you and get involuntary reactions from your body;

Junseo:

OKAY SO LIKE THIS IS VERY UDUHHJFUAY;

Cause this dude only works 1 of 2 ways;

Extremely sweet and caring, kissing every part of your body;

Or making you earn his time of the day....

This man just gets me going;

You’r enot making out of this sane or stable;

You’ll be thinking about this all day;

He’s either so gentle or very playful yet kinda dominant;

Either mood but he’s always seductive (being a scorpio pays off in things like this);

HE’S GONNA MAKE YOU SEAT ON HIS LAP!!

masterlist

[hotlineslasher]

Interview With A Slasher

Rating: Explicit (I think?? I mean it’s smut)

Word Count: 2.8K

Warnings: Swearing, Sexual Content (Vaginal Fingering), Danny is a confusing bastard 

A/N: I don’t want plot with my porn just feelings! This is my first fic I’ve ever posted pls be gentle with me I promise I’ll be better in the future and write less niche scorpio porn

AO3 link

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When you first set foot into the entity’s perverted playworld, it was a hellscape made worse by how straight-up confusing everything was. Sure, the entity keeps on coming up with new insanities to throw at you, but over time you’ve learned there are rules that make things bearable. That make things make sense. If x, then y. If you break the don’t-drop-god-pallet rule, you get left to suffer on the hook longer. If you don’t unhook your teammates before the entity creeps down to thrash with them, you probably won’t escape with your life... or your friendship. If you don’t heal Bill quickly, his wheezing will be everyone’s downfall.

And, of course, if you so much as look at a killer outside of the trials, you’ll be cut off from the group.

Though it made all the sense in the world for survivors and killers to hook up in between hooking, you were the only one out of your little group to do the deed with one of the proverbial devils in your hell. Survivors smooching survivors was completely commonplace but you knew if they found out the infamous ghostface had taken very... different polaroids of you, they’d take it as a betrayal. Other survivors who weren't already spoken for were fair game, but choosing to interact with any of the killers was a statement.

So, despite Danny’s whining and bitching, you had made sure to be extremely careful. Which meant additional rules for the two of you. One of which was no sneaking off from the campfire, no matter how hard you could feel him staring at you from across the burning logs. Ironically, you weren't exactly sure where the two of you stood in the less literal sense. One dirty affair was more than enough for you, so you hadn't so much as looked at any of the survivors like that since your first hookup with Danny... but you didn't know if the same could be said for him. I mean, as ridiculous as the situation is, it would be nice to know what you meant to him. With Danny, it was kind of hard to tell. On one hand, he'd been... interested in you from the start. Any time you were in a trial together, you were his obsession, and it had always been like that. He was less lethal when it came to chasing you, like he enjoyed the game of cat and mouse when you were the one playing it with him. On the other, as much as he loved to stalk you, he wasn't exactly forthcoming about himself. Whenever you tried to get to know him beyond the ghostface mask, he'd distract you, or deflect, or get magically pulled away to a trial. Your gaze drifts over to where Nancy and Steve are huddled together, looking the very image of cutesy. Oh, to pick sensible romantic partners like Steve.

“You okay, kid?” Bill’s gruff voice pulls your focus from the flames you’ve been staring at to avoid Danny’s gaze. Ironically, Bill is sitting across from you so now you have a small excuse to glimpse in Danny’s direction. “Bad trial?” The old man prompts.

Your shoulders pull up in a shrug, “I mean, when is there ever a good trial?” Your answer isn’t cheery by any stretch, but that’s one of your favorite things about Bill. Talking to him, you don’t feel any pressure to bullshit and act optimistic.

A husky laugh rattles out of him and immediately you feel more at ease, like you’re just hanging out with peepaw. “Fair point,” he nods. “Who was it? One of the more fucked-up ones?”

It actually makes you snort, because intuitively you sort of know which select killers he’s referring to. “Yeah, it was the clown. I swear to god, I inhaled so much of that shit my voice is going to start sounding like yours,” you smile, eyeing Bill with the fondness of grandpa’s favorite grandkid.

Bill rolls his eyes and it looks like he’s going to fire back some sass when suddenly Ace comes sauntering over to clap a hand on his back. “Sorry to interrupt, hot stuff, but I need you to come teach the new girl that trick against slugging.” Ace tilts his head towards where Feng and Elodie are sitting a couple yards away, both audibly pissed at having been left to bleed out on the ground.

“Oh, sure, sure.” Bill nods as he gets up from his seat, always one to have his priorities clearly in check. Another one of the unspoken rules. Someone needs some guidance in the trials, you give it to them without hesitation. You still owed Meg for teaching you how to slip into lockers quietly. “Wait— you uh, you gonna be okay on your own?” The old man is standing like he’s ready to go with Ace, but his eyes are hard and clearly telling you he’ll stay with you if you need him to.

Ace opens his mouth, probably to offer to keep you company, but you’re not like Bill. Waving them both off, your eyes fall on where Danny is crouched in the shadows. Your priorities are nowhere NEAR where they should be, you think, waiting for them to take a few steps away before you break your very cardinal rule: no sneaking away at the campfire.

His hands were on you immediately and your adrenaline ran hot in response. “You have to be quiet, Danny,” you reminded him quickly, keenly aware of his penchant for risky dirty talk.

“Aww, but I thought you hated it when I was quiet!” You couldn’t see his face behind his mask, but god, you could feel the dramatic pout. His fingers slid across your hips, pulling you into him aggressively. “Or do you just need some foreplay first?” He purred, one palm slipping down underneath your skirt to grab at the flesh of your ass. “Fuck, I love it when she puts you in this.”

“Danny!” You hissed, nerves ablaze with proximity-based anxiety. You were playing with fire by even letting him get this far and you knew it. Danny was the kind of guy who you couldn’t give an inch to because he’d take a yard and would make it feel so good you’d happily give him a mile no matter how many warning alarms went off in your head. “If any of them-“

“I know, I know, if any of them find out you’d be a pariah, blah blah blah... hey, I didn’t know you liked the old fucker so much,” Danny says completely casually, his palm smoothing over your asscheek absentmindedly.

You sigh, hating how you can already feel yourself melting a bit under his touch. “Feeling jealous?” You breathe, looking up into the black mesh that’s hiding his eyes from you.

He has the audacity to snort, the cocky son of a bitch. “Fuck no,” he chuckles light-heartedly. “You’re lucky I don’t spank you raw just for suggesting that.” You feel the points of his fingers dig into the skin of your ass with the threat. Suddenly his other hand is on your face, cradling your jaw gently. “I just wanna know more shit about you,” he says plainly, his two hands sending two very different signals to your touch-starved brain, both of them good.

You lean into the one that’s framing your cheek, hating yourself for how handsy you’re letting him be when you’re both close enough to hear Bill bark out directions. “Yeah? You wanna know who’s my bff back at the campfire?” It’s sarcastic and you know you immediately need to make up for it unless you want to tempt him into making you scream. You decide you’ll placate him by turning your face and pressing a kiss into his gloved palm. You think you catch the faintest sigh from him for your effort.

“I do,” he grunts as his hand turns to cover your mouth, his fingertips pressing into your cheeks. “I wanna know everything about you.” Coming from someone else, it might sound romantic. But Danny’s voice is dark, teetering on obsessive. From a different person, the words might paint a picture of lovely dates and idyllic late-night conversations. But from his masked mouth, they scream stalking. Looking at you when you don’t know he’s there, sifting through your belongings, hoarding candids of you that you’ll never know exist.

“So come on, is it the geezer? You know, thinking back on it, he does love to take hits for you,” Danny muses, his mood suddenly light again.

You roll your eyes, reaching up to pull his palm off your mouth when you feel his grip soften. “Sure, I guess Bill is my bff. I have to fight Ace for him though, so I don’t know how mutual it is,” you shrug. It’s irrelevant shit, you know it is, and you can’t see his face to make sure, but you suspect Danny’s listening intently to you anyways. Like he’d be happy to hear you prattle on about the social dynamics between the people he loves to gut. The undivided attention fills you with yearning and his gloved finger is in your mouth before the thought is even fully formed. You don’t know how much of your heat he can actually feel through the thick fabric, but based on how his fingers slip under your panties, it’s doing something for him.

“God, you’re such a slut,” he hisses, the fingers in your panties now prodding at your slit. “You don’t know how bad I want to pull out my dick and make you choke on it right now.” His arousal feeds yours like it always does and combined with the leather slipping between your folds, you don’t stand a chance. Fuck the rules. You lathe at his finger happily, but Danny has other plans and before you know it your mouth is empty. Your eyebrows pull up in confusion and he shushes you sweetly. “I wanna hear more,” he explains, his fingers inching towards your hole. “Tell me,” he urges, “tell me everything and I’ll make you cum, beautiful.”

His slow attack on you has you biting your lip and failing to decipher what he specifically wants to hear. “W... what do you want to— know?” You breathe, both of your hands finding themselves on his chest for support.

“Which one of them was your first friend here?” He asks as one of his long fingers penetrates you lazily. He wastes no time in establishing the sensual rhythm, but you know Danny, and you know it’ll all stop unless you play his weird games. Today, it’s whatever the hell this line of questioning is.

You blink, trying to come up with an answer while he massages your walls. “Meg,” you finally answer, your nails digging into the leather covering his chest. He doesn’t answer right away and you bite back a smile. “The redhead,” you clarify. Of course he wouldn’t know anybody’s names, duh, you’re letting a killer fingerfuck you right now.

Pleased that you’ve caught onto what he wants, Danny slips another finger into you and makes you keen like a teenager. “Who would you bring back with you, if you could go back to your old life?” Both the question and the spot his second finger rubs up against take you by surprise and you almost cry out. The contrast between how well you know each other’s most sensitive spots and how little you know about each other’s ‘old lives’ gives you a weird feeling in your stomach. “Shhh,” Danny taunts happily, “we have to be quiet, remember?” His smirk is pretty much audible as he throws your words back in your face.

You shoot him a glare in response but grab onto one of his outfit’s tendrils to hopefully try and ground yourself. “Who’s your bff?” You suddenly ask, taking you both by surprise. His fingers keep moving but it’s clear he wasn’t expecting you to flip his inquiry back on him. You can't blame him, you weren't expecting you to do that either. The quiet milliseconds feel like hours and you find yourself starting to sweat a bit more. Fuck, was that not okay? His fingers stay inside you, moving at their same rhythm, but you're to busy overthinking to keep climbing towards your orgasm right now.

“Amanda, probably,” Danny responds with a small shrug. You feel yourself start to breathe again. “Oh,” he giggles, “you wouldn’t know her name, right. The Pig,” he clarifies quickly before shifting his focus to your clit.

A sigh tumbles out of you as he rubs it with just enough pressure to make you sink your nails into the cloth of the tendril. Like always, Danny’s mind and body seem to be on two different paths as he starts plunging his digits in faster. “Danny,” you beg, desperately wanting a beat to think about the information he just gave you but not finding it in his new rhythm.

“Come on, you didn’t answer my second question. You’re lucky you look so fucking hot right now or else I’d leave you high and dry... well, maybe I will...” he threatens and you press your forehead into his chest, trying to communicate how badly you do /not/ want that to happen.

“Fuck, fuck,” you pant, brain whirring trying to remember his question. Honestly? It’d been so long since you let yourself think of your ‘old life,’ you didn’t really have an answer thought out. “I don’t— know,” you pull back to look at him through his mask, “I don’t think about my old— my old life anymore.” You’re not sure if it’ll piss him off because you’ve again failed to answer the question but Danny tends to like honesty so you pray he lets it slide. Because, fuck, his thumb on your clit like it is has you ready to drench him at any moment.

He’s quiet for a second. His head tilts. And then you hear his gruff sigh and suddenly his pace becomes even more lethal. Your knees buckle but his other hand wraps around your waist like a vice and you swear some of the tendrils seem to reach out towards you too. If you thought it felt heavenly before, it was nothing compared to how he was touching you now. Your own hand has to slap across your mouth to stop you from moaning like a whore. “Good,” he hisses, his voice low. “Don’t ever think about it,” he demands, “you’re here, now.” Your vision swims as you tear up, his assault on your heat making you shake. “You’re never getting rid of me, you understand?” His voice sounds obsessive again but it only gets you hotter.

You both know you’re going to cum any second, there’s no way you could properly respond to the insane shit he’s saying right now, you can barely even process it. So, instead, you choose to be risky again and move the hand that’s covering your mouth to his neck instead and pull his mask to meet your lips.

Your eyes jam shut as your hips seize and sharp jolts of white-hot pleasure wrack your entire being. You hope you’re quiet but honestly, mid-orgasm you can only hear Danny’s erratic panting. For a few precious seconds, while your body is flooded with endorphins from his ministrations, it’s just you and him. Your mouth pulls away slightly while you ride the orgasm but he closes the distance between you instantly, pressing his masked mouth to yours.

The blood pounding in your ears starts to slow down and your eyes open back up slowly. You’re so close you can see through the mesh and into his irises. His pupils are completely blown out and it gives him a downright feral look you know should really scare you. But it doesn’t. After all, that’s the real first rule you broke.

You pull away and lean your head on his shoulder when you start to worry he'll hear how your heart is beating out of your chest, your panting far quieter now though it’s still rugged as hell. “Who...” you pipe up when you feel his fingers slip out of you, “who would you...?” Your brain is still way too fuzzy from the hormones to fully articulate what you mean. Hopefully he gets that you’re asking his question back and doesn’t think you just sound like an idiot—

You feel his chest shake when he rumbles out a chuckle above you. From where you’re angled, you get to watch him bring his fingers up to his mouth from behind the mask. A small groan escapes him at tasting you and your chest soars with confidence. He thinks you taste good. Better than good, given how much time he’s spending savoring every last drop on his tongue. You almost forget about your question at the show, but you remember instantly when his raspy voice rattles out, “isn’t it obvious?”

You blink slowly and then suddenly you feel a swell of affection for him as you get his meaning.

Out of everyone, even the killers, you. He’d choose you.

[evarcana]

3,4,9,14,15,16,17 and 19 for the OTP ask please 😌

(yes it's a lot but I'm not sorry, i crave Ev x Valerius content love ya 💕🥂)

Oh-là-là you thought my spam was over but no, more Ev x Valerius !!

@move-im-vesuvian-thirsty sorry hon I somehow completely forgot about this one!💕🍷💕

4 and 9, have already been answered.

3. Describe their relationship dynamics?

The green one (and please let’s not give too much thought to the terminology)

Also the typical Scorpio x Scorpio ‘everybody was telling me how difficult I am and I fall for somebody who is even more difficult’. They get one another’s foibles and admire the personality traits others would shred them for.

14. Are there any love rivals?

Lol the not so dead Lucio? No, not really, my gentle little heart won’t survive the love triangle, but both of them have no problem finding who to feel jealous about.

Ev has that type of annoying ex that everyone has - the one who does not do much when the break up happens but in 2 months goes “love of my life, here I am thinking of you at 3 am” mode. It’s her last serious relationship which she left behind in Prakra. Lots of letters with the promises to come to Vesuvia. Eew still better than your ex’s ghost haunting your work place I guess Valerius is pretty popular in certain circles.

15. Describe your favorite moment of that ship!

Answered here.

But I have to give honourable mention to their first meeting. This whole Valerius spilling wine with “Begone witch!! Well done me, such a sass queen” in his head and Ev licking the wine from the whatever unclothed body part, let’s say arm, as soon as the door closes, thinking “...and he drinks nice wine, definitely in love” is such an idiotic and dramatic start, it makes me happy.

16. What do other characters think about this relationship?

“I thought you would want to be with somebody who balances up your personality” and “did you really think well about it?” are some of the common reactions. Everybody at least suspects that it started with the drunken hook up and has no idea how it escalated to something serious.

17. Describe or write a really fluffy scene!

I feel too lazy to write anything so I am going to offer you a small collection of fluff instead:

Them dancing together for the first time. Ev has never learned how to dance, and her natural talent does not quite go beyond drunken bartop dance. She might look fancy but it is just one the things that shows that she does not come from aristocratic background. So she is indeed awkward and useless but Valerius is surprisingly patient. I mean even bad political leaders can lead in a dance.

Whenever she can, Ev sneaks out to have a nap in the afternoon sun somewhere in the palace’s gardens or empty balcony. Sometimes she was woken by Valerius loudly clearing his throat to start lecturing her or just throwing some nasty comment as he walks by (pssss no he had been watching her for 5 minutes beforehand). But once they get together, Valerius actually invites Ev to join him reading after lunch only to have her head resting on his lap. Not like he planned to read anyway.

Ev going on about what an idiot Valerius is because she saw little scars on his palm from all the glass smashing: “you should smash it on your head the next time” to later press kisses on it whispering “I wish I could heal them all”. Ev, you were supposed to be cooler than that, I am disappointed in you

19. Talk about a headcanon you’ve never talked about before.

Ev does not carry a wine glass because she knows she can take a sip from Valerius’s when things get desperate. Sometimes he is annoyed or pretends to be annoyed, and sometimes he is like “I agree one cannot watch this undignified performance without aid of some fine wine”.

[ceasari]

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Request: I'm an INTP, 5'2", Scorpio, and demiromantic/demisexual/bisexual. I most likely have ADHD, and love to have long periods of alone time. But when I have the energy, I'm not all that antisocial and love to talk about the things that interest me. I'm sensitive towards animals and small creatures, and if left to my own devices, I'd probably adopt every stray cat I'd find. I like to draw and have an affinity for illustration and video games in particular, but I flit from one interest to the next, starting all sorts of projects but never really committing to finish them. My sense of humor is dry and I like to banter with people I'm comfortable with, will return sass with sass. But I'm also genuine and never mean to hurt people's feelings, and I get timid when people raise their voices or get frustrated, even if I'm not the source. I also have a habit of giving out life advice and wisdom when I see someone hurt, only because I feel lost in the world and wish someone would be there to guide me as well. I don't do well with patronizing or sexism and can easily misunderstand people. I'm kind of a ditz and can't be expected to read the room or the other person very well, but I mean well. As for what parts id like, surprise me!

Soooo.... I had 3 candidates in mind but chose 2! this is the match!:

JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA

He loves you so much! He is caring and really understanding while a bit more outgoing. Thought Josuke respects your personal space and has no problem with you wanting to spent time alone.

He is always there to talk about anything with you when you like. He never misunderstands you and knows you mean well. You have both mutual and alike features in your personalities and I believe that this is what makes your relationship interesting.

He so badly falls in love with your softness towards animals! He thinks it is so cute and thoughtful! With him by your side you two will probably adopt some! You can play videogames for hours while he loves and appreciates your art and hobbies!

He doesn’t care about how you look! Personality matters the most!

I believe Josuke isn’t as clingy as some people think. He gives you the space you need, does things on his own while also you two can just be together in the same room and do different things! He will like you to meet his friends and become friends with them too. Their opinion is really important to him!

Only bad thing is that your signs don’t match great.

He is an open person. Really simple to read. At the same time he gets your jokes and jokes a load himself. He can be really calm, focused and collected when needed while he will always be by your side to lead and comfort you!

KAKYOIN NORIAKI

Am I the only one to see the similarities? You too are made for eachother!

He is a Leo. A perfect match if you ask me! Kakyoin is caring and loving while at the same time great at reading you and completely understands you!

He loves to play videogames, talk with you and gives you all the space you need. He finds you adorable! I feel like Nori would like to adopt a cat. He takes interest in some of your hobbies as well while also being into some of his own.

You two have a very similar sense of humor and can probably crack weird jokes for hours. He knows you mean well! He deeply cares for you and feels sorry if he ever worries you. He is there to guide you within good and bad, comfort you and talk to you! If you misunderstand anything he will explain to you if you want! After getting to know him he is really open and nice, just a little hard to break into some times!

He is a sweet boy! Noriaki loves you and your personality as for looks, he doesn’t care!

Thank you for the ‘ask’ !!! Have a great day!!

[nad-zeta]

Match up (◕‿◕✿)

nAdDy sEnpAi if you’re still doing ikevamp matchups, could you do mine pleaseee 👉🏼👈🏼, school’s been really hectic and i need a pick me up 😔😔 here’s my updated info hehe 😚

I’m a female on the libra-scorpio cusp and a Slytherin, I used to be an ENFP but now I’m an INFP. Appearance-wise, I’m 5'2, i’ve brown eyes and caramel brown hair. I also wear glasses and I’m also quite tanned from being out in the sun all the time.

Personality-wise:

- I can be really enthusiastic about stuff I’m really interested in, such as history (especially world war history), sciences (but physics is trash to me) and anime (I’m a closet nerd hehe) .

- I can be really ambitious and competitive, and I would sometimes place unrealistic expectations on myself, leaving me mentally exhausted and stressed, but like i place these unrealistic measures on myself to strive to be the best

- I do try to chill and take it slow, but you know, sometimes i just can’t 😅

- I’m quite an open book to all my close friends

- I also tend to be really possessive, like I dont like people purposely trying to steal my friends (it happened a lot of times before) and i hate it when someone randomly butts into a conversation i’m having with anyone, especially if it’s a deep conversation

- I can be really awkward around people i don’t click with, but around people i click with, i can be pretty wild and will be able to hold conversations with.

- I tend to procrastinate a lot, and people say i look intimidating but i don’t feel like I’m intimidating.

- I can be really sensitive to other’s emotions and i tend to put others before me, so like my close friend always told me that i’m too much of a giver, like I try to please everyone else and ignore myself

- My love languages are physical touch and quality time

- I can’t stand people who are attention seekers or just aim to be public nuisances as i feel that they’re just really irritating and it gets on my nerves, especially those people who are just doing stupid things to be popular (which is lowkey why i think tiktoks dances are dumb, like seriously i dont get the hype, but i do like tiktok meme videos tho)

- I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but i especially love classics (mozart and chopin are my favourites) and pop.

- I can really insecure at times, because i always feel that every other girl out there is better than me and i’m just a plain and ugly, and partially because i got bullied when i was younger about my appearance

- I like dressing up and putting on makeup occassionally, but i do act like a tomboy most of the time (ie. I hate skirts, like i really dont like them and i have no idea why, but jeans are supreme).

- I also love playing the piano and singing as well, even though i’m not that good at it :D

- People tell me that I’m very curious and persistent, constantly pushing until i get answers, but i do know my limits.

- I’m also very passionate about things I love, and i would do anything to protect people that i care and love.

- I’m also very affectionate and supportive towards my close friends and people i love. - I do have trust issues and I often feel like i do not deserve love and that I hate people who betray my trust.

- I’m ok with pda, but not anything overly affectionate, like hand-holding and kissing is ok, but not making out 😳😖

- I also tend to be pretty forgettful, and i’ll not eat for hours to get my work on hand done (whoop pretty unhealthy but :0)

- I’m also really sarcastic when i want to be, and i can’t hold a poker face to save my life (i swear i always start laughing like 2 seconds in) and I tend to sass people a lot, especially if I’ve had a bad day

- I’m also pretty fiesty and I hate people stereotyping me for my gender (i.e like when someone says that “oh you’re pretty good for a girl”) like what does my gender have to do with my ability? Like there is zero correlation

- My sense of humour is kind of twisted at times but i really love memes and i tend to crack inappropriate jokes sometimes

- I’ve been told that i come across as really flirty to some guys but it’s because i can be really touchy feely to my friends

- I’m also quick to anger, especially if i have a bad day, i hate people who nag and i hate people who put down others

- I’m kind of touch-starved, so i really like hugs and cuddles, but I’m also ticklish so my friends tend to tickle me when hugging me

- I can be a daydreamer at times, like I would get stuck in my own fantasy world when i shouldn’t 😂😂

- I’m also a drama queen around my friends, I dont have a lot of them in real life because of some rumours that others spread, so i only have a close circle of friends i really treasure and would do anything for them

- I also tend to bottle up all my anger and negative thoughts, and would sometimes like explode on others even though I don’t mean to

- Sometimes I don’t really think before I say or act, which is why sometimes I can come off as a bit rude or unfeeling but it’s just me and my impulsiveness 

Fun Facts:

- i really love food, especially sweets (dark chocolate and dango is my life)

- i really hate horror movies (I’m usually pretty brave, but horror movies just get to me so much ergh) but i love chick flicks and adventure flims

- I’m also a hopeless romantic, which is why even little romantic gestures can make my heart flutter

- My hobbies are reading, writing and shooting (only air-rifle though)

- I used to be pretty athletic, I still am, but to a lesser extend now, because i injured my left knee playing volleyball in the past. It’s on it’s road to recovery, but it still hurts quite badly when i overexert myself.

- I love artic foxes and cats, dogs are too energetic for me 😅

- I’m also a sneaker hoarder and I love collecting and wearing sneakers hehe, heels are like torture devices for the feet i dont care even if they make me taller

- Coffee over tea anyday, no offense to peoples who like tea, but a fresh cup of brewed coffee is one of the best things in the world 😚

- I’m really terrible at drawing, I’m not gonna kid you. When i was younger, my art teacher threatened to fail me because im really terrible at drawing. 😂

- I’m also very injury-prone and a bit clumsy, which caused me to have bruises occasionally

- I’m kinda bad and math and physics, but like if you take your time to explain to me then I’ll understand a bit more lol, my best subject is like chemistry

- my ideal date would just be cuddling with my boyfriend, and either watching a movie together or bookshop date hehe

uwu i would be super grateful and happy if you did my matchup uwu thank you sm sending you all my love and hugs and cuddles 🥰💖💕

Hi hi, lia! ❤I’m so happy ya requested! 😆Hehe, I hope you enjoy it love, and I hope this cheers ya up! Love ya lots, and I hope you enjoy it! ❤😊

So I match you with……………. Isaac

Oh, the first time Isaac spotted you in the dining room, introducing yourself to everyone, he was paralyzed with fear. You quite possibly looked more intimidating than anyone he has ever met in his whole entire life, and that’s saying a lot considering you were standing right next to his pure blooded vampire, sire. Comte spotted Isaac hiding behind the doorway of the dining room, peaking in to catch a glimpse of their new guest. You instantly turned around when you heard the blond vampire beckon, someone closer, whose name you know all too well. He had been the cause of endless amounts of math and science homework over the years. 

Your eyes locked with his for a split second, but moments after you met his rosy eyes he darted them to the ground. “I-s-saac Newton, n-nice to meet you.” You gave him a shy smile and took his outstretched hand and shook it, before you could even say a word, Arthur budded in and interrupted. An action which caused you to feel slightly irritated, Isaac looked up at your face and saw that you were starting to become awkward with being the centre of attention. The two of you still held hands when the physicist decided to pull you into the kitchen with him to give you a moment of peace. You smiled when he is a very soft meek voice confessed that he didn’t really like crowds or loud people, a little fact that the two of you bonded over. And before you knew it, you and Isaac were now sitting in the kitchen chatting away in a deep conversation about your mutual dislike of overcrowded places, bullies and plain old public nuisances.

The next day you decided to curiously explore the mansion. You came across a great big library, and you felt as excited as a kid on Christmas day. They had every and any book you could possibly wish for. You decided to spend the day doing something you absolutely loved, and that would be... reading. You had found yourself an old outdated science book, and you were honestly so fascinated at how little had changed in terms of scientific principles over the years. You were so invested in the book you were reading you didn’t even hear Issac walking in. He was on the hunt for his little hedgehog. 

You were awoken from your book reading trance when you heard the sound of a vase smash against the floor. Startled you turned your head towards the loud crash only to see a very distressed looking Isaac. You are naturally sensitive to other emotion, and very much a giver, so it only took one glance at Isaac’s troubled face to prompt you into action. You noticed that he had cut himself on the fallen vase and he was now down crouched on the floor trying to retrieve his terrified hedgehog, who had gotten himself caught at the bottom of one of the large bookcases. 

Wordlessly you laid on the floor beside Isaac and peered under the bookcase, when you spotted little Harry cowering in the dark corner tangled in a ball of wool. Your hands and arms were much smaller than Issac’s, so you were easily able to reach under the bookcase and secure the little hedgehog. Both of you sat up as you cradle the scared little animal in your hands, trying to untangle the wool that was wrapped around his body. “My God, Harry, I was worried sick about you, please never disappear like that again.” both you and Isaac breathed a sigh of relief at the now rescued critter.

That is when you looked up and noticed that Harry wasn’t the only hedgehog who had been injured, “Isaac, your hand!” You stood up and offered Isaac a hand up, you then gently took his hand in yours and led him to your room. You sat him down on your bed and gently started treating the injury as Harry had made himself comfortable, now sleeping on your pillow. While treating Isaac’s injury, you started chatting away with him. You could see him blushing profusely from embarrassment so you decided to tell him about the book you were reading before the whole fiasco. At the mention of the science book, Isaac instantly perked up and met your enthusiasm ten fold. After his wound was wrapped and treated, the two of you sat in deep conversation for the second time that week, chatting all about science and your mutual love for the subject. And that my dear friend is how you and Isaac had become good friends

Since that day, it wasn’t uncommon for the two of you to be sitting across from each other in the library, reading away. Usually, Harry would be nestled in your lap as you and Isaac enjoy a quiet afternoon together. Some afternoon the two of you would just simply sit in silence and read while other afternoons were filled with laughter and conversation between the two of you cuties. 

As the days went on Isaac had noticed a very curious fact about you, and that was how forgetful you were. He had noticed that you would go hours and hours without eating or drinking something which strangely enough, was the exact opposite of him, who required minimum routine of five meals a day. It was this curious observation that had started the habit of the two of you dining together every day. Something which both of you really enjoyed, especially now that the two of you were determined to find the best sweets in all of Paris. Every day without fail, at lunchtime you and Isaac would go out to town to try a new cafés for lunch and sweet. These café crawls usually involved Isaac showing you around Paris, visiting book stores together and leisurely walking beside the Seine. You honestly loved spending time with this hedgehog, who had seemed to have completely opened up to you. 

Isaac loved your inappropriate jokes and twisted humour and would bust out into uncontrollable laughter whenever you would crack a joke. One time as the two of you were sitting on the fountain’s edge eating some ice cream, you saw a man falling up stairs. As hard as you tried, you couldn’t keep a poker face, it just wasn't in you, especially when Isaac had just witnessed the exact same scene and was now looking at you and snickering. Of course, being the sweet angels you were, you rushed to see if the man was alright, however, your walk home with Isaac was filled with jokes and endless laughter of the days events. 

Ooh how Isaac had fallen head over heels for you, his favourite thing in the world was to hear you sing and play the piano. He would silently walk into the piano room whenever you played, and just let the beautiful sounds wash away his weariness of the day. He would shower you with endless compliments, even more so, when you would deny them, saying that you aren’t that good. These playful little banter fights usually end with him tickling you. He usually won’t give up until you admit that you are the best singer and piano player in the whole mansion. Cue Mozart walking in like challenge accepted.

The night Isaac finally confessed his feeling for you was on, one warm summers night. The night started of with Isaac taking you out to watch a musical concert. He knew just how much you love music. Before he had met you, he had never really bother taking the time to listen to music, as he had always been far to absorbed with his own work, to stop and smell the flowers. However since meeting you, he found himself utterly enjoying going to the opera and musical concerts and letting himself just get absorbed by the sound of music. He loved the way your eyes gleamed as you watched and listened to the performance. 

After the concert, he lead you out into the garden, where his telescope had been all set up. The two of you sat together and stargazed while Mozart played some romantic classical music in the background, which was arranged by the resident hedgehog himself. Somewhere between the beautiful sight of the stars and the gentle melody playing in the background. Isaac build up the courage to finally reveal to you just how madly in love he was with you. He then produced a bunch of red roses out of thin air and resting in the roses was a card with a hand-drawn meme ( courtesy of Sabastian) asking you in the most hilarious way to stay in the past with him. The two of you met in a sweet kiss and the rest of the evening was spent cuddled in each other’s arms under the stars.

Both of you are pretty touch starved creatures, so expect to be cuddled, snuggled, kissed and hugged whenever Isaac comes across you. Like if Isaac spots you in the garden hanging laundry he will give you the biggest hug from behind, kiss your neck and then tell you how much he loves you, before he is off with Napo to teach the children.  

Don’t worry about your impulsive behaviours, bottled up emotions or a quick temper. Isaac might be new to the whole human behaviour thing but he is very in-tune with your emotions and he will instantly pick up when you are feeling upset or angry. He will aim to fix every and all problems immediately, especially if it is causing you hurt or upset. This also counts for when you are over stressing yourself, about putting too high an expectation on yourself. If he sees you getting angry, stressed or frustrated, he will pull you into his arms and gently stroke your hair, you can’t be angry when you are being so gently held and loved. Isaac will sit an listen to all your troubles. 

He always encourages you to communicate whenever you are having negative emotions so he can help you through it the best way he knows how, with cuddles. He would usually make you a cup of coffee and pull you into his lap and cuddle you, as you unpack everything and anything that had upset you that day. He will patiently listen and leave small little kisses on your cheeks to remind you that he is there for you and will support you no matter what

He loves your competitive side, even more so when you use it to win a bet and beat Arthur. HE also loves how open-minded you are. The two of you often teach each other new skills, for example, you have been teaching Isaac how to shoot while Isaac has been patiently teaching you maths and science.

He low key loves how possessive you are and is just as possessive over you. He absolutely adores you and will remind you of that every single day. 

He loves holding your hands and giving you small kisses on the cheeks whenever the two of you go out together. He honestly can’t believe it when you feel insecure about the way you look, “You are honest to God, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.” Will tickle you and shower you with kisses and loving words whenever you are feeling insecure about yourself. 

He will always snicker when your feisty side comes out. Like whenever you sass the men at the banquets for spewing gender based stereotypes and being ignorant. Once they have been put in their place, Isaac while still laughing at the hilarious smack-down you just gave the ignorant men will always give you the sweetest kisses, “God, I love you so much.”

Isaac legit loves everything about you from your quick temper to your clumsy streak. You best be sure this hedgehog is ganna be right by your side whenever you clumsily injure yourself. He will legit sweep you off your feet and nuzzle into your neck, all while making sure you didn’t injure yourself too severely. 

This boy loves you to the moon and back and would do anything to make you happy. If you are overexerting your injured knee you best be sure he will piggyback you to his room and do everything in his power to ease away the pain. Even if that means taking a soothing hot bath with you.

Often the two of you cuties can be found cuddled together, each reading their own book. Both your love languages are physical touch and quality time so Isaac is happiest when you are nestled near him simply spending some good quality time together.

Other potential matches…………. Comte 

I hope you have the best day lia! Sending ya all the hugs! ❤❤🌻 @i-sleep-like-napoleon

[ikevamp-shrine]

It’s a match up baby

Hello there, I hope that you've had a great day 😊 I saw that you were opening match-ups and i'm really excited uwu 🥰😍 so here's like ask 1/? because i've too much info lol, hopefully not too tmi. I'm a female on the libra-scorpio cusp and a Slytherin, I used to be an ENFP but now I'm an INFP. Appearance-wise, I'm 5'2, i've brown eyes and caramel brown hair. I also wear glasses and I'm also quite tanned from being out in the sun all the time...

Thank you @i-sleep-like-napoleon​ for requesting. I hope you enjoy it and have a good day.

I MATCH YOU WITH...

Le Comte Saint German

He has always had an attraction to exotic and beautiful items, people included, so when he saw your adorably cute height, tanned skin, carmel hair, and your brown eyes that were covered by glasses that seemed to enhance your beauty... well let’s just say he didn’t sleep all that soundly that night. (His pants were too tight lol)

He would enjoy how enthusiastic and interested you were in history and science and this thing called anime he happened to learn about through Sebastian

and if you happened to go into a ramble about what you loved he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from melting inside

He would find your ambitions and competitiveness refreshing

after all he happens to be competitive too, though in a more controlled way, and finds competing with you quite fun

Comte doesn’t exactly like how you would sometimes place unrealistic expectations on yourself, leaving you mentally exhausted and stressed, but he has always found those who push themselves inspiring

So basically he’ll scold and support you all at once

He loves your openness, and doesn’t mind going fast at all- at all.

He would find your possiveness incredibly sexy- I mean he has to bite the inside of his cheek to stop him from pushing you up against a wall and... is it getting hot in here or is it just me?🥵

Good news! Your involuntary intimidation causes you and Comte to look like the best power couple, like people can’t help but watch you two walk past from the power that radiates off you two

You don’t have to worry about being awkward when he is around I mean he is the perfect gentleman so he knows how to get you out of a situation you don’t want to be in

When you start acting wild he just stands off to the side and smiles at you like a proud mother would stare at their devil child

He finds your sensitivity towards others and giving nature endearing but he always has the small fear that someone will take advantage of your kindness

He agrees with your taste in music and you two tend to sit outside and listen to Mozart’s music drift down from the window- you, of course, are drinking coffee and he is drinking tea while the butterflies and gentle breeze floats around the two of you

Comte is very good at reading people so when he notices you are starting to feel insecure or think you are worth less than any other person he won’t hesitate to grab you and cuddle you on the bed, whispering gently in how beautiful you are and how much you have changed his long, never ending life

and of course he would kiss every part of your body and say how much he loves you

He would want you to be comfortable so he would hire the best tailor (is that who made clothes?) in town and pay them to make clothes suited to your wants and likes but when you do get all dolled up -especially in something he picked out- he gets butterflies in his stomach

Don’t get me wrong he adores the comfortable, tomboy look you sport mostly each day but there is still something about seeing a person change their appearance completely and put more effort into how they look that makes Comte so proud and turned on

He would have to agree with you that you... well.. aren’t the most gifted when it comes to singing or playing the piano but you best believe this man will be the first to support you, cheer you on, and clap with pride

He would think your passion, curiosity, and protectiveness is so freaking attractive

He would be a little on the fence about your pushy side, mainly because he has certain secrets and past experiences he wouldn’t want you to know about and he would absolutely hate himself for fibbing to you.

Though he does truly appreciate how you know when to stop.

Thankfully Comte wouldn’t be too into PDA also because he believes that affection towards your lover in a romantic way should be saved for the bedroom but he wouldn’t mind stitching it up on you every once in a while and leave you a trembling, begging mess in public

He would hate that you have trust issues and wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about how much he wants to hurt the people who hurt you-badly- and because he knows the feeling and knows how much it hurts to feel like you aren’t good enough or feel like you can’t trust someone just because someone from your past screwed up

He will constantly, lightly, scold you for forgetting to eat all while setting a plate of warm food in front of you and kissing your forehead

If you even think about sassing him... don’t... just don’t

He feels like he will lose control and ruin you when you snap back at him because he finds it so... exciting

Same thing with your fiesty moments

Um sassy, fiesty, but still caring, and giving woman- check please

All he can do when you’re being dramatic is laugh and shake hi s head

He wouldn’t push you to talk about your emotions but he would still try to explain to you that he is there if you ever need him and that bottling up your emotions is not exactly the healthiest thing

And he would know from personal experience

don't really think before you speak or act and it makes you come off as a rude or unfeeling? No problem, Comte knows how to swoop in and save you each time

You and him would constantly eat sweets together while drinking your respective drinks

He wouldn’t hesitate to hold you close while watching a horror movie (if y’all were in the future)

Comte would absolutely take advantage of your hopeless romantic side

Gifts, treats, dates, small gestures, words of love, brushing his hand against your’s as you two pass he would do every trick in the book just to see you smile or blush

When you tell him about your knee he would immediately get down on his own and kiss your knee to make it ‘better’

Later he would talk to Arthur to figure out a way to help the pain

Comte might have baby proofed the mansion just for you when he found out how truly injury-prone and clumsy you are

He hates seeing you hurt so every time he would see bruises or small scars he would feel like the worst partner ever

You like sneakers? Fantastic. Comte likes buying things if you couldn’t tell already.

Once you told him you were bad at math and physics (if you wanted to get better) he would ask Isaac to teach you but tell him not go too hard or be too strict cause like you know, you’re his baby lol

OTHER MATCHES INCLUDE:...

Leonardo da Vinci or Vincent Van Gogh

I couldn’t really think of another match beside Comte but I think Leonardo would be able to keep up with your quirks and passions and would find your giving, caring, and fiesty personality interesting. He would also help teach you anything you would want to know. I also thought you would go well with Vincent. His gentle aura would mix perfectly with your feistiness. (Opposites attract) Your giving nature would make him blush and your possivness would remind Vincent of his brother so he would find your presence comforting. 

MASTER LIST

[completeotometrash]

Matchup

@i-sleep-like-napoleon

I'm a female on the libra-scorpio cusp and a Slytherin, I'm kind of a mix of ENFP and INFP. Appearance-wise, I'm 5'2, i've brown eyes and caramel brown hair. I also wear glasses and I'm also quite tanned from being out in the sun all the time. Personality-wise: - I can be really enthusiastic about stuff I'm really interested in, such as history (especially world war history), sciences (but physics is trash to me) and anime (I'm a closet nerd hehe) . - I can be really ambitious and competitive, and I would sometimes place unrealistic expectations on myself, leaving me mentally exhausted and stressed, but like i place these unrealistic measures on myself to strive to be the best - I do try to chill and take it slow, but you know, sometimes i just can't 😅 - I'm quite an open book to all my close friends - I also tend to be really possessive, like I dont like people purposely trying to steal my friends (it happened a lot of times before) and i hate it when someone randomly butts into a conversation i'm having with anyone, especially if it's a deep conversation - I can be really awkward around people i don't click with, but around people i click with, i can be pretty wild and will be able to hold conversations with. - I tend to procrastinate a lot, and people say i look intimidating but i don't feel like I'm intimidating. - I can be really sensitive to other's emotions and i tend to put others before me, so like my close friend always told me that i'm too much of a giver, like I try to please everyone else and ignore myself - My love languages are physical touch and quality time - I can't stand people who are attention seekers or just aim to be public nuisances as i feel that they're just really irritating and it gets on my nerves, especially those people who are just doing stupid things to be popular (which is lowkey why i think tiktoks dances are dumb, like seriously i dont get the hype, but i do like tiktok meme videos tho) - I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but i especially love classics (mozart and chopin are my favourites) and pop. - I can really insecure at times, because i always feel that every other girl out there is better than me and i'm just a plain and ugly, and partially because i got bullied when i was younger about my appearance - I like dressing up and putting on makeup occassionally, but i do act like a tomboy most of the time (ie. I hate skirts, like i really dont like them and i have no idea why, but jeans are supreme). - I also love playing the piano and singing as well, even though i'm not that good at it :D - People tell me that I'm very curious and persistent, constantly pushing until i get answers, but i do know my limits. - I'm also very passionate about things I love, and i would do anything to protect people that i care and love. - I'm also very affectionate and supportive towards my close friends and people i love. - I do have trust issues and I often feel like i do not deserve love and that I hate people who betray my trust. - I'm ok with pda, but not anything overly affectionate, like hand-holding and kissing is ok, but not making out 😳😖 - I also tend to be pretty forgettful, and i'll not eat for hours to get my work on hand done (whoop pretty unhealthy but :0) - I'm also really sarcastic when i want to be, and i can't hold a poker face to save my life (i swear i always start laughing like 2 seconds in) and I tend to sass people a lot, especially if I've had a bad day - I'm also pretty fiesty and I hate people stereotyping me for my gender (i.e like when someone says that "oh you're pretty good for a girl") like what does my gender have to do with my ability? Like there is zero correlation - My sense of humour is kind of twisted at times but i really love memes and i tend to crack inappropriate jokes sometimes - I've been told that i come across as really flirty to some guys but it's because i can be really touchy feely to my friends - I'm also quick to anger, especially if i have a bad day, i hate people who nag and i hate people who put down others- I'm kind of touch-starved, so i really like hugs and cuddles, but I'm also ticklish so my friends tend to tickle me when hugging me - I can be a daydreamer at times, like I would get stuck in my own fantasy world when i shouldn't 😂😂 - I'm also a drama queen around my friends, I dont have a lot of them in real life because of some rumours that others spread, so i only have a close circle of friends i really treasure and would do anything for them - I also tend to bottle up all my anger and negative thoughts, and would sometimes like explode on others even though I don't mean to - Sometimes I don't really think before I say or act, which is why sometimes I can come off as a bit rude or unfeeling but it's just me and my impulsiveness 🤪 Fun Facts: - i really love food, especially sweets (dark chocolate and dango is my life) - i really hate horror movies (I'm usually pretty brave, but horror movies just get to me so much ergh) but i love chick flicks and adventure flims - I'm also a hopeless romantic, which is why even little romantic gestures can make my heart flutter - My hobbies are reading, writing and shooting (only air-rifle though) - I used to be pretty athletic, I still am, but to a lesser extend now, because i injured my left knee playing volleyball in the past. It's on it's road to recovery, but it still hurts quite badly when i overexert myself. - I love artic foxes and cats, dogs are too energetic for me 😅 - I'm also a sneaker hoarder and I love collecting and wearing sneakers hehe, heels are like torture devices for the feet i dont care even if they make me taller - Coffee over tea anyday, no offense to peoples who like tea, but a fresh cup of brewed coffee is one of the best things in the world 😚 - I'm really terrible at drawing, I'm not gonna kid you. When i was younger, my art teacher threatened to fail me because im really terrible at drawing. 😂 - I'm also very injury-prone and a bit clumsy, which caused me to have bruises occasionally - I'm kinda bad and math and physics, but like if you take your time to explain to me then I'll understand a bit more lol, my best subject is like chemistry

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Thank you so much for the request! Hope you enjoy.

Although I was deeply torn between another character, I believe the suitor you’d be best with is: Sasuke Sarutobi!

I honestly feel like a relationship between you two would be like an, “opposites attract,” type of deal. But despite this, you two still would share a lot of common interests! Unlike all of the other guys, he understands you. He was born and raised in the same time period as you! He knows everything a normal person would from the 2000′s, he’s watched movies, listened to similar music, enjoyed memes, and understands references! Sasuke has made it very clear that he too, is quite the history guru. His former job in modern times was being a scientist. (Although it was never mentioned, I strongly feel like he enjoyed anime before he was sent back in time.) And he loves to not only learn, but teach what he knows! You two have a relationship unlike any other, which is a truly special thing. If there would ever be a time where you want to rant or discuss anything about the future, he would gladly listen!

Sasuke is not very good with his emotions, and is very stoic and self-kept. Seeing you and your expressions and how different you two are is pretty refreshing to him. He doesn’t find you intimidating whatsoever! (More adorable than anything). If you were ever frustrated at him or the world, he knows how to take it without making things worse, (most of the time). Always stays calm and has no problem being the first to apologize. He listens to how you feel and gives his best advice. Rare of you to ever get mad at him, he’s a pretty chill person that doesn’t seek attention or act like they’re better than anyone. He’s not too sure how to help you with your insecurities. Shows his love through actions rather than words, but still gives the nice occasional compliment on how you look or on your personality. (He truly does love you, thinks of you as being better than perfect.) He doesn’t mind that you’re the same way. Also isn’t bothered by you being possessive at all. (Doesn’t really talk to girls other than you unless he has to.)

Loves going and doing things with you. Whether if it’s walking around town or playing games in the castle! (Thinks you being competitive is adorable!) Understands if you just want to stay home and relax. He’s very introverted and doesn’t really understand social ques, so just being alone with you is something he would take any day.

Although he doesn’t show it, he loves pampering you! Enjoys cuddles as well. (Everyone seems to discuss on how he and his s/o would recreate the upside-down Spiderman kiss.) Will just randomly pull up romantic movie or TV show lines, and vines. A secret softy! (But only for you).

Overall, I think this would be a really healthy relationship! Only problem being how bad he is at expressing himself. (Which can be fixed over time.)

Other Possible matches: Masamune Date (almost picked this one tbh), Mitsunari Ishida, and Kennyo.. (Fuck I can’t remember his last name. Someone please educate me.)

[astrologysvt]

Chart First Impressions - Chan

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This is just a very general reading of the member’s charts — the parts that popped out to me, things I personally liked, things I thought were interesting or contrary to the image I have of them. I’m not looking at anything in particular with each reading. Some of their readings may be more aspect focused, where some may just focus solely on their personal planets and their signs. If you have any questions on specific aspects or want to request a more specific reading, feel free to send me an ask!

last but not least we’ve got our maknae 

our baby aquarian. 

i’ve said a lot about aquarians thus far so i’m not going to harp too much on them this reading. 

just know that everything you know and love about how unique and weird and communicative aquas are, still 100% stands with dino. 

if you wanna see a little bit more how this applies with dino, check out the leo/aquarius sister sign reading i did in my masterlist! 

ALSO 

we have dino’s birth time! 

so i think for the sake of keeping things consistent between all these other chart first impressions, i’m going to stick mainly to personal planets and aspects for this specific reading for dino. 

but def keep an eye out for a dino’s full chart reading 👀👀

other than his aqua sun, he’s got a sag moon!

the thing i love about sag influences is that they’re just so naturally gifted at going with the flow and embracing the best parts of humanity. 

they’re so intellectually inquisitive and they strive to question everything and learn about everything. 

not to mention sagittarius is considered the teacher of astrology. 

they’re the sign that represents higher education and this is because of this naturally inquisitive nature that wishes to impart their knowledge with others simply because they have such an extreme passion for the things they’ve dedicated their expertise to. 

which is why i think it’s so adorable he grew up in a dance studio. 

this was truly a fantastic environment for him to grow up in. 

it was such a great outlet for his excitable fire energies to be released, his creative pisces & scorpio energies to express themselves, and for his ambitious aquarian to understand and map out how he wants to make his mark on the world. 

not only that but being in a place of learning where you’re encouraged to ask questions and discover through trial and error is such an important thing to learn and embrace for someone with a sag influence. 

what i think is great about sag influences is that they are so intelligent, yet at the same time they don’t allow their more intellectual lens to turn them jaded or overly critical. 

they understand how to have fun and embrace humor, while also pursuing their passions unapologetically and with so much excitement. 

they’re known as the lucky signs. 

and this is truly because they’re so naturally gifted at embracing the energies around them, and simply knowing when to trust their passion as well as their gut. 

and you cannot forget about their optimism. 

their luck a lot of the times is simply centered around their positive outlook. 

if you know someone with a lot of sag and you feel as though they’re constantly stumbling onto good things, that’s simply because that’s how they approach life. 

they pick up everything that’s offered to them, may it be new interests or opportunities, and they know how to make the most out of them and they know when to let things go before they turn tired or sour. 

and with that, they tend to have a habit of dropping those things quickly and not completing things if they find it isn’t giving them that same initial excitement. that’s so they can move onto the next big thing.  

i don’t think this may be as prevalent in dino as he has a bunch of fixed energies about him thanks to that aqua and scorpio. 

with that being said, he may not have the most patience for things that he finds boring or confusing. he may get annoyed, short tempered, or he may just mentally check out. it certainly depends on the situation. 

but this sag is the part of dino that comes across uninhibited, almost shameless is how he approaches things. 

i think his strategic scorpio and opportunistic sag turns him into the self-promoting dino we all know and love. 

that scorpio influence on his mars, as i explained with jeonghan, really makes him a very clever guy. 

he’s going to take all opportunities placed in front of him, but he has a very different approach from jeonghan. 

jeonghan is opportunistic in the sense he uses it as an outlet for his humor through jokes, poking fun at his members, and honestly in cheating just cuz i think he likes shaking things up. 

where as dino is much more enterprising in his approach. 

he’s taking his ultra ambitious aqua influences, mixing that with his go-getting sag and calculating scorpio mars, and he’s going to do his best to see how far he can take it. 

not to mention, these placements also make him super independent. 

so with that you get this sense that, if things don’t work out with the opportunities given to him, he’s going to take it into his own hands. 

which why he isn’t inactive for long. 

even when they’re not actively promoting he’s still dancing, still choreographing and all of that fun stuff. 

but what the hell i wasn’t expecting this pisces venus. 

this certainly is a lot softer than his aqua, sag, and scorpio placements that really give him this high intensity zeal for life. 

i see his pisces come out with he maybe feels he’s crossed a line, went overboard with a reaction, or just randomly gets scolded by his hyungs. 

he has such an unapologetic energy about him thanks to this aqua/sag/scorpio, and because he is so enthusiastic and unabashed, i like to think that’s why a lot of people find these moments so funny.  

it gives you this impression like he’s biting his tongue because of the hierarchy but somehow that adds to the sass lol. 

i think he certainly understands this nuance and uses it to his advantage because of how comedically intelligent sag and aqua influences are, but there are also moments where he really and genuinely is so apologetic and those moments make me want to cry. 

and that’s his pisces venus for SURE. 

not to mention just how soft and caring he is towards his members. 

that time dino literally RAN without QUESTION all the way to bring dk MONEY FOR THE VENDING MACHINE. 

that water influences makes him so caring while his very straight forward influences really make it so he goes about expressing these energies in the most earnest way possible. 

he may be a little clumsy because his aqua doesn’t represent his emotional intelligence very well, but it’s there and it’s so sweet. 

i think a lot about jeonghans first evaluation on 17tv, and how all the other members were trying to hype him up or help him practice. 

but then you get dino that notices him when he’s sitting down and looking small.

he just goes there and sits with him. leans towards him, giving him that physical comfort mixed with that healing presence pisces placements are so privy to.

it’s just such a sweet gesture and makes me want to cry. 

this pisces influence can also make him very gullible lol

he is so straight forward in his dealings with people and that goes with his whole chart, but on top of that, his pisces venus is so honest and trusting. 

this is the loophole in his super observant, mentally hyperactive brain that would normally notice these things ASAP. 

that’s why he was the only one who held his breath FOR ALMOST A MINUTE and didn’t RIOT at the idea of the others cheating even tho two of them were literally yoon jeonghan and joshua hong. the two members MOST LIKELY TO CHEAT. 

it’s also what made him so easy to scare during the mbti secret camera. 

not only was he so easy to scare, they were able to scare him like 10 times in a row after that 😭

he’s honestly just such a sweet, sweet kid. 

so ambitious, so genuine, but also incredibly dynamic. 

10/10 great boy. 

[kuuderepunkin]

May I please have a match up for Death note and Assassination classroom?

I’m an INTJ, Scorpio,I like to draw/paint and write. When I get the chance to Im very out going but I’m normally very shy and cold at first. I love true crime and psychology sometimes I just watch people to see why they act a certain way I have a very low self esteem and I have problems eating and sleeping, I know how to use people to get want I want and I can change my personality to make the people around me like me a lot better

When I’m in a bad mood I normally just want to be alone and way from everyone except for the person I love or am closest with. I deal with a lot at home so I don’t like being yelled at at all and tend to flinch a lot. When I get comfortable with someone I am very cuddly and clingy.

I have dark blue hair right now and blue eyes, I normally have to wear glasses but don’t if I can help it. My style is punk mixed with grunge. I love dark things but secretly like cute things.

Of course! Honestly I love true crime/psychology too o0o and I feel you on the home life, so I hope these help out at least a little bit <3  I hope you enjoy these!

Death Note matchup:  L Lawliet

 I would match you up with L for a couple reasons, you’re both analytical and observant of people, your interest in true crime and psychology obviously interests him as well. And your initial shy or cold personality does not bother him one bit, he’s a patient man and highly observant himself. He is very interested in your appearance as well, it’s quite unique and draws his attention immediately. When he first sees and approaches you, it’s a bit awkward, because he kind of just stares at you which may be a bit uncomfortable. 

Your first meeting was probably a public police press conference, it was discussing the current growth in unexpected and unexplainable strings of deaths attached to criminals. 

As always L was there just in the background despite being the one who wrote most the police reports, when he spotted you in the crowd. 

You had probably heard about the case on the radio or news and became curious about the details, being a fan of true crime you wanted to see what the police investigation had turned up. 

As the press conference went on you began to feel uneasy, when you caught someone staring at you. It was unsettling at first but the moment the dark haired male caught you making eye contact with him, he approached you. His piercing eyes just bore into you as he remained quiet, the two of you just standing there in false silence as the detectives began to talk about their leads in the case. 

After that long awkward exchange L finally speaks and bluntly tells you he likes your hair and the “manner in which you dress.” 

He curiously asks you about your opinion on the case, if you tried to cater your personality to fit a discussion with him I think he would catch on to the flexibility in your disposition. 

L is very interested in what you have to say about the case, any outside perspectives are always riveting to him. If given the chance he is very excited to tell you about his personal theories on the case. 

Before the two of you go your separate ways he asks for your phone number or other means of contacting you. And to ease your suspicion of his strange mannerisms he tells you who he actually is, because the time he spent talking with you he decided there was no chance you would be involved with the case, so revealing his true identity wouldn’t jeopardize anything. 

It doesn’t take long for him to become attached to you, and he invites you over often to talk about different true crimes and analyze different people in deep intellectual conversations. He really enjoys having someone to discuss these topics with, let alone someone he finds himself becoming attracted to. 

Even before the two of you become an official couple he will point out that you haven’t “eaten the proper amount of food necessary to sustain the human body.” And he does not hesitate to get you some food, insisting that it’s important for your mind and body. 

Sadly, he is also not the best when it comes to getting rest, so sometimes he will make a compromise, he will join you in trying to get some much needed sleep. If it’s not just because you fail to get sleep, but have trouble falling asleep he will do his best to find solutions for you. 

He’ll make you tea, rub your back, play with your hair to lull you to sleep, and if you’re up for it he will cuddle with you to make you feel warm and secure. 

L never yells so you don’t have to worry about that at all, besides he’s so patient I feel that it would take a lot for him to become remotely upset. And if someone else is raising their voice he is quick to deescalate the situation. He’s also not a fan of people being loud, and if you’ve told him about your rocky home life he does not tolerate people making you upset. 

And while L may not seem to be the type to be into affection, he truly adores it, but he never rushes into it. Especially understanding you are more introverted. Once you become comfortable with physical touch he will always crave to be near you. Not always in extremely obvious forms of affection, but he enjoys sitting next to you with his legs touching your own as your arms press into each other. 

He will intertwine his fingers with yours as the two of you sit beside one another. He loves when you lean your head on his shoulder and sometimes he will put his head on your own. 

When watching television on his couch he loves being the big spoon, or just sitting up and having you sit between his legs with your back against his chest. I feel he may be a bit touch starved but he only craves being near people he trusts. 

I can see him watching you from the side as you draw or paint only to sneak up and gently take your glasses off and put them on, curious as to how it feels to look out of them. He gives them back after checking himself out in a nearby mirror. 

Contrary to belief he is not critical about everything, by this I mean he is never critical of your art. He is curious and observant and will ask questions but he will never give his own opinion unless told explicitly to do so. 

He appreciates your creativity and believes putting any kind of critical analysis on something you care deeply about, that has to do with self expression, is counter productive. 

He also loves getting you gifts, it’s a mix of both your grunge/dark aesthetic and your love for cute things, somehow he finds the perfect things to get for you. Anytime he has to leave you for a job he sends gifts to you to remind you he’s constantly thinking about you. 

Assassination Classroom matchup: Karma Akabane 

  As for Assasination Classroom there are a lot of good candidates, so choosing a single character to match you with was a close call. Nagisa is a great match for intellect and psychological discussion but his well mannered behavior may prove difficult in breaking through your initial cold exterior. Karma on the other hand is quite smart despite not initially putting his full effort in the series, and his edgy aesthetic and personality would be a great match for your own grunge/punk style. Talk about power couple, he will bring out the best (or worst) in you. He’s slightly teasing but he knows where to draw the line because his intention is not to make you upset just to see your reactions. 

If you have even an ounce of sass in you, he’s going to help draw it out, making remarks about others and having you join in makes his heart grow 10 sizes. He’s so proud he can have the effect of making you more confident, even if it’s just because he’s around you. 

While he hates to admit it, he’s pretty smart if he would just put the effort in. So while you discuss your interests in criminal cases and psychology he will do his best to entertain you without revealing too much of the intellect he is in public. 

Luckily in private he doesn’t care how much he shows off his intelligence, he will hold long discussions with you about different people you’ve seen and the two of you will pick apart their personality and analyze every aspect of their possible psychology behind why they act the way they do. 

When the two of you watch a movie you often discuss the characters and maybe how ridiculous the plot is. He’s a savage and will tear down the villains in the media because of how ridiculous they can be. It can get to the point where he’s analyzing the writers at some point because “who would write such a two dimensional character? They’re not even likeable.” 

He will not let you neglect your health and will constantly remind you to eat and keep hydrated. Sometimes it sounds like he’s nagging but it’s because he doesn’t want to seem like too much of a softie. 

And as for your sleeping trouble’s he’s not going to let those slide either, he’s going to be giving you massages, running you soothing baths, preparing you some tea and bed time activities to help you unwind. 

If you’re down to let him cuddle he’s going to do everything in his power to lull you to sleep, tactical hair brushing, rubbing small circles to your arm. 

If people yell around you he’s going to go into dark Karma mode and just be little them to the point they have crippling anxiety and just leave the two of you alone. He tries not to be too confrontational around you because he doesn’t want to make you anxious. 

But he’s your body guard and won’t let anyone say or do anything that makes you nervous.

In public he’ll let you cling to him, but he insists he’s just being a good supportive boyfriend, and not that he loves to have you attached to his side. 

He slightly teases you about your love of the more cute things, but he bought it for you so he obviously cares enough to make you happy. It just really gets him going to have you be expressive, whether you’re telling him off or blushing from the teasing he’s happy either way. 

[rosaliekali]

Hello there, how are you? I hope that you've had a great day/night! And congratulations on 1k 😚, you deserve it!! 💖 You're a really good writer and I can't wait for your match-up 🥰

I'm a female on the libra-scorpio cusp and a Slytherin, I used to be an ENFP but now I'm an INFP

Appearance-wise, I'm 5'2, i've brown eyes and caramel brown hair. I also wear glasses and I'm also quite tanned from being out in the sun all the time.

Personality-wise:

- I can be really enthusiastic about stuff I'm really interested in, such as history (especially world war history), sciences (but physics is trash to me) and anime (I'm a closet nerd hehe) .

- I can be really ambitious and competitive, and I would sometimes place unrealistic expectations on myself, leaving me mentally exhausted and stressed, but like i place these unrealistic measures on myself to strive to be the best

- I do try to chill and take it slow, but you know, sometimes i just can't 😅

- I'm quite an open book to all my close friends

- I also tend to be really possessive, like I dont like people purposely trying to steal my friends (it happened a lot of times before) and i hate it when someone randomly butts into a conversation i'm having with anyone, especially if it's a deep conversation

- I can be really awkward around people i don't click with, but around people i click with, i can be pretty wild and will be able to hold conversations with.

- I tend to procrastinate a lot, and people say i look intimidating but i don't feel like I'm intimidating.

- I can be really sensitive to other's emotions and i tend to put others before me, so like my close friend always told me that i'm too much of a giver, like I try to please everyone else and ignore myself

- My love languages are physical touch and quality time

- I can't stand people who are attention seekers or just aim to be public nuisances as i feel that they're just really irritating and it gets on my nerves, especially those people who are just doing stupid things to be popular (which is lowkey why i think tiktoks dances are dumb, like seriously i dont get the hype, but i do like tiktok meme videos tho)

- I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but i especially love classics (mozart and chopin are my favourites) and pop.

- I can really insecure at times, because i always feel that every other girl out there is better than me and i'm just a plain and ugly, and partially because i got bullied when i was younger about my appearance

- I like dressing up and putting on makeup occassionally, but i do act like a tomboy most of the time (ie. I hate skirts, like i really dont like them and i have no idea why, but jeans are supreme).

- I also love playing the piano and singing as well, even though i'm not that good at it :D

- People tell me that I'm very curious and persistent, constantly pushing until i get answers, but i do know my limits.

- I'm also very passionate about things I love, and i would do anything to protect people that i care and love.

- I'm also very affectionate and supportive towards my close friends and people i love. - I do have trust issues and I often feel like i do not deserve love and that I hate people who betray my trust.

- I'm ok with pda, but not anything overly affectionate, like hand-holding and kissing is ok, but not making out 😳😖

- I also tend to be pretty forgettful, and i'll not eat for hours to get my work on hand done (whoop pretty unhealthy but :0)

- I'm also really sarcastic when i want to be, and i can't hold a poker face to save my life (i swear i always start laughing like 2 seconds in) and I tend to sass people a lot, especially if I've had a bad day

- I'm also pretty fiesty and I hate people stereotyping me for my gender (i.e like when someone says that "oh you're pretty good for a girl") like what does my gender have to do with my ability? Like there is zero correlation

- My sense of humour is kind of twisted at times but i really love memes and i tend to crack inappropriate jokes sometimes

- I've been told that i come across as really flirty to some guys but it's because i can be really touchy feely to my friends

- I'm also quick to anger, especially if i have a bad day, i hate people who nag and i hate people who put down others

- I'm kind of touch-starved, so i really like hugs and cuddles, but I'm also ticklish so my friends tend to tickle me when hugging me

- I can be a daydreamer at times, like I would get stuck in my own fantasy world when i shouldn't 😂😂

- I'm also a drama queen around my friends, I dont have a lot of them in real life because of some rumours that others spread, so i only have a close circle of friends i really treasure and would do anything for them

- I also tend to bottle up all my anger and negative thoughts, and would sometimes like explode on others even though I don't mean to

- Sometimes I don't really think before I say or act, which is why sometimes I can come off as a bit rude or unfeeling but it's just me and my impulsiveness 🤪

Fun Facts (i.e hobbies, likes and dislikes, etc.):

- i really love food, especially sweets (dark chocolate and dango is my life)

- i really hate horror movies (I'm usually pretty brave, but horror movies just get to me so much ergh) but i love chick flicks and adventure flims

- I'm also a hopeless romantic, which is why even little romantic gestures can make my heart flutter

- My hobbies are reading (adventure and fantasy are my favourite genres, but I'll read anything), writing and shooting (only air-rifle though)

- I used to be pretty athletic, I still am, but to a lesser extend now, because i injured my left knee playing volleyball in the past. It's on it's road to recovery, but it still hurts quite badly when i overexert myself.

- I love artic foxes and cats, dogs are too energetic for me 😅

- I'm also a sneaker hoarder and I love collecting and wearing sneakers hehe, heels are like torture devices for the feet i dont care even if they make me taller

- Coffee over tea anyday, no offense to peoples who like tea, but a fresh cup of brewed coffee is one of the best things in the world 😚

- I'm really terrible at drawing, I'm not gonna kid you. When i was younger, my art teacher threatened to fail me because im really terrible at drawing. 😂

- I'm also very injury-prone and a bit clumsy, which cuased me to have bruises occasionally

- Math is like hands down my worst subject, like really I can't math or physics to save my life, but I'm really good at biology and chemistry

Ahh it's kinda a bit long and tmi but I'm really looking forward to hesr what yout think! Stay happy and healthy 💖😚

I match you with Will!

Will knows what it is like to have rumors swirling around and not have a large group of friends. He knows better than to listen to the gossip mill and is more likely to see you for who you are. Upon first meeting you, he is intrigued. You are different from the others around him and are not afraid to be yourself. 

He likes how possessive you are, he is possessive himself, and will love to monopolize your time. He isn’t one to be overly affectionate in public either and can respect your boundaries. He likes spending time with you, and, once you both click, the two of you can talk for hours. He likes your honest nature and finds you being an open book interesting. Many people tend to hide behind gestures or deceit, but you are open to those you are close with and this is something he values.

Will is immune to charms as well and knows when people are pretending to draw attention. He is very perceptive and prefers those who know who they are and do not put up airs. He likes that about you and admires how you are true to yourself. 

Will has a way with words and will be there to help you when you have doubts over yourself. He likes the moments when you dress up, finds them a pleasant surprise, but likes your true self above all. He won’t let you ever doubt yourself and will be quick to remind you how much he loves you when you do.

He likes your passion and definitely needs someone who will give attention to his own needs. Will is a lonely person used to being on his own because people are intimidated by him, he needs a lover who can see him for who he is and will show him the affection he needs. You fit the description well.

All in all, the two of you click well together. He likes your openness and is not the kind of person to let the people around him turn him away. Your possessive nature and open nature draw him in right away and he finds you are just the person he needs for himself.

An alternative match would be Comte because he also would like how open you are, how you put others before yourself, and would not care about what anyone else thinks. 

[mystic-kitten-writer]

Hey, it’s me again, the astrology nerd, aha. I’m glad we both agree that Zuko has a Scorpio moon! It’s the very first thing I sensed from him actually, it just really shows. And reading your analysis and thinking about it more, he definitely is a Cancer/Leo cusp, especially considering he’s a huge mama’s boy that’s loyal and protective, like you said. With his Aries rising, I feel he probably has Aries mars then, since Mars energy is heavily expressed with him and Mars rules Aries. (1/4)

As for Yue, I can definitely see her being a Cancer sun! It perfectly explains why she and Zuko deeply connect in that aspect. (Though feeling proud of myself that I somehow sensed she could’ve been a Pisces!) I can also see why Libra would be the better choice than Taurus. She does carry balance and harmony wherever she goes! (2/4)

Then I would say she maybe has a Taurus venus. Taurus can definitely be stubborn, but I feel she positively expresses Venus (which rules both Taurus and Libra) and none of the underdeveloped traits. That would give her more Venus energy. The dynamic between Taurus (Yue) and Scorpio (Zuko) energy can be profound, adding another layer of connection that’s on another level. They’re opposites yet addicted to each other and can’t stay away, which speaks for itself throughout their relationship. (3/4)

I hope I made sense in all I said! And I tried to be concise, but again got a bit too detailed. I would also love to know what you think about all of it, and also be happy to talk anything astrology related with you if you ever want help in learning more! ☺️ With astrology, there’s almost always something new to discover and dive into! Also, I feel like I should give myself a name since I feel like I’ll be frequently popping into your ask aha. So I’ll just call myself sunflower anon - 🌻 (4/4)

The fact that you go in on Zuko/Yue’s zodiac is life 👏

So please don’t apologize for sending longer asks or such because it just shows how observant you are and how you have that critical eye (which I’m extremely jealous of because I feel like I gloss over things and miss such important details like the things you mentioned 😣)

I feel like Zuko is the poster child of a Mars man. If someone were to try to argue otherwise - I’ll just pull up your facts and be like ‘my expert has spoken.’

You know, on the topic of Zuko’s zodiac sign, what sign do you think Azula holds? I never actually thought of it so I can’t propose one right off the bat - but I wonder how it affected their sibling relationship.

Example; I’m a Scorpio, and I have an older sister who is a Taurus - and let me tell you. We’re close, but GIRRRRLLLL - did we bud heads growing up. It wasn’t till we both grew up that we really got along. To this day, we love each other - but there are just some things we don’t talk about because it’s like night and day! So I wonder, besides the whole ‘they had shitty family lives’ - I wonder how their signs influenced their relationship...?

Even Mai’s sign, what do you think it is and how do you think it influenced her and Zuko’s relationship? Because I adore Mai’s no bull-shit attitude 👏 The sass she gave Zuko in the comics had me wheezing~!!

But I also think her fierceness could be a downside to their relationship - because Zuko is a lot more sensitive (his inner Cancer) than he lets on. So the moment he feels cornered/threatened/uncomfortable he hides back into his shell and shuts down. So communication between Zuko and Mai would have to be a must for a successful relationship.

I feel like that’s why Yue works well with Zuko. Yue naturally has a soft approach (even when I write her, I purposely use words like whisper/hummed/giggled rather than rougher words like ‘shouted’) and I think it is that softness that lets Zuko open up his shell and show more than just his Leo persona.

But I totally agree with the Taurus venus for Yue - it makes perfect sense! She needs more venus energy (because she just oozes femininity) and that extra pinch of venus seals the deal.

Babe. You honestly described Zuko’s and Yue’s relationship to a T. They are polar opposites, and it is because of that they can’t stay away from each other. I’m trying to think of an analogy for them but I’m having a brain fart 😣

On a random note - what is your sign!? I’m so genuinely curious 🙈 

Take care, 🌻~

[kxde]

{ DYLAN O’BRIEN, 24 , CISMALE } ☾ -KADE WESSON  has been walking around town. Hazelgrove is familiar of the TWENTY-FOUR year old HUNTER. HE is AWARE of the supernaturals residents in town. The people of Hazelgrove can agree that the HAYWARD’S BARTENDER can be CLEVER yet still be RECKLESS. Let’s just hope things in town can settle down. + bloody knuckles, speeding tickets, thunderstorms. {Orion/21+, pst, they/them }

Basic Information

Full Name: Kade Thomas Wesson

Nickname(s): Red, Trouble, Peaches, Kitten, Princess

Age: Twenty-four

Date of Birth: October 25th

Blood Type: AB-

Hometown: Hazelgrove, ME

Current Location: Hazelgrove, ME

Ethnicity: White

Nationality: French/Irish

Gender: Cismale

Pronouns: He/him

Orientation: biromantic/bisexual

Religion: Agnostic, though he wears a silver cross around his neck for protection

Political Affiliation: Liberal leaning

Occupation: Bartender at Hayward’s, part-time bounty-hunter 

Living Arrangements: Loft apartment downtown

Language(s) Spoken: English, French, Spanish, Italian, some Romanian and Russian

Accent: Northern Californian

Physical Appearance

Face Claim: Dylan O’Brien

Hair Colour: Brown

Eye Colour: Light Brown

Height: 5′10″

Weight: 153 lbs

Build: Slim/Athletic

Tattoos: None

Piercings: Nipple piercings 

Clothing Style: Expensive, dark, casual, flannels & hoodies, a silver cross around his neck

Usual Expression: Smug or resting bitch face

Distinguishing Characteristics: Moles, sass

Health

Physical Ailments: None

Neurological Conditions: None

Allergies: None

Sleeping Habits: Goes to sleep late, wakes up late. Detests early mornings

Eating Habits: He eats constantly, but not necessarily very healthy.

Exercise Habits: Frequent and rigorous exercise, weekly martial arts and combat training 

Emotional Stability: 4. Does not know how to properly process his emotions after years of familial abuse and training. Is constantly distant, lashes out at people, fills his emotional void with drunkenly picking fights and drinking. Doesn’t know how to have a healthy relationship. 

Sociability: Kade prefers to be alone most of the time but he enjoys social outings with people he likes. 

Body Temperature: Hot-natured

Addictions: Adrenaline, Gambling, sex (probably) 

Drug Use: Socially 

Alcohol Use: Frequent

Personality

Label: The rebel

Positive Traits: Adaptable, brave, clever, curious, honest, protective

Negative Traits: Apathetic, combative, reckless, sarcastic, temperamental

Goals/Desires: To escape the oppressive rule of his family and live his own life

Fears: Drowning, becoming like his father, never being fulfilled 

Hobbies: Disappointing his family, drinking, eye-rolling, archery, martial arts, collecting knives

Habits: None 

Favourites

Weather: Warm but not hot

Colour: Green

Music: Alternative, old school rock

Movies: Action, horror

Sport: Jiu jitsu

Beverage: Bourbon

Food: His mother’s coq au vin

Animal: Dogs

Family

Father: Wesson. Businessman/Hunter. Cold, cruel, opinionated.

Mother: Wesson. Heiress/Hunter. Distant, pragmatic, affectionate.

Sibling(s): 3 older siblings, 1 younger 

Children: None

Pet(s): None

Family’s Financial Status: Wealthy

Extra

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio 

MBTI: ISTP-A

Enneagram: Type Eight - The Protector

Temperament: Phlegmatic

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Moral Alignment: Chaotic Good, "Rebel"

Primary Vice: Wrath

Primary Virtue: Diligence

Element: Air

A Royal Pain in the Ass

Kade was groomed his whole life to be a hunter and he comes from the pretty ruthless Wesson family who are very militaristic and conservative.

Despite this, Kade's been rebelling against this though, trying to forge his own path. He enjoys disappointing his family, particularly his father and older siblings. But he has been confined to Hazelgrove to be ‘whipped into shape’. His parents are still trying to control him and get him to conform to their way of life. They got him a job at Haywards and try very hard to make their son behave.

Despite having a rather handsome allowance from his parents to live on, he chooses to live in a shitty loft apartment Downtown and works at Hayward’s. He drinks, fights, gambles, and fucks for fun. He likes people that can beat him in a fight or drinking contest and has a bit of a thing for sleeping with dangerous creatures since it’s a huge taboo in his family. Last year he blew off his wedding that had been an arranged marriage by his family. He didn’t show up to the wedding and instead, took the honeymoon tickets and ran off to Fiji for a month.

When he got back, his inheritance was cut off and he was placed under watch by a family mentor, stuck in much like a bootcamp situation. While Kade’s mother is hesitant about the treatment, his father isn’t above beating sense into his own son.

Kade has only been in Hazelgrove his entire life and those who have been around long enough will know him. He’s the Wesson troublemaker, the disappointment and problem child in the family. His family has deep ties to the hunters there for obvious reasons and they’ve been around for generations looking after things. 

Though he’s a hunter and part-time bounty hunter, he has flings and friendships with supernaturals and doesn't really like the whole hunting/bounty hunting business. However, only other hunters would know he is a bounty hunter because he doesn’t make it a point to discuss it. He’s not exactly proud of it, though he does tend to brag about his martial prowess. He only does it when he needs cash or when he knows the hit is dangerous to innocent people. He works at Hayward’s as a bartender and is a bit grumpy with people he doesn’t know. But he's fiercely loyal and protective and has a definite soft side.

Headcanons

- Bites. - No touchy.  - Will 100% beat you in poker - Most disappointing Wesson child (whoohoo) - He LOVES dogs, distrusts cats - Collects knives - Likes to fight for fun - Bounty hunts on the side, favorite method of killing is poison.  - He has killed every houseplant he’s owned on accident  - Usually wearing his beat up, worn out jacket from his favorite uncle. - Wears a small silver cross - Always has his knife in his right boot - Drink of choice is bourbon, neat - Has mega daddy issues  - Has a motorcycle and gets speeding tickets A LOT. Too often. Yeesh. 

Wanted Connections 

Hunter mentor, “handler” (1/1 open)

Older siblings (4/4 open)

Previously arranged marriage (1/1 open)

Sheriff/cop who’s the one always giving him tickets (1/1 open)

Past supernatural flings (2/3 open)

Slowburn lover (enemies to lovers) [Taken]

[theincompetentgenius]

Hi there! I love reading your matchups so I’m finally here to request one for me! Well, I’ll even be a bit greedy and request three (IkeSen, IkeRev and MLQC) if you don’t mind 😁

Let’s start!

I’m a 5’3 (162 cm) girl with fair skin, almond-shaped brown eyes and short warm sandy blond hair (you know, a bit like in the 1920’s). I wear glasses but I prefer to have contact lenses. I like reading since I’m a child and I’m particularly interested in History. I also like geography, politics, traveling and learning new languages. I’m sometimes (often) lazy though. I’m not really at ease with my body, even though I’ve lost pounds those last years and that I’m pretty normal now, I still find myself too fat, (yeah, the classical girl complex…). Approximately the 1950’s body type if you want to have an idea. About my personality, my MBTI type is INTJ. I’m pessimistic, introvert and really, really honest. I often hurt people without wanting it because of this straightforwardness. I’m stubborn too and I have a Manichean view about pretty much everything so my opinions are often judged as extreme. Really care about nature (the typical ecologist). People usually find me cold at first but if they get to know me better and become my friends, I’m really loyal and here to help them. Some random facts maybe? I’m vegetarian, I like spicy food, my Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw and I’m quite the tsundere type. I like winter when there is snow and I prefer night over the day (I like watching the starry sky, I could do this for hours!) and my zodiac sign is Scorpio, Leo rising (I’m born the same day as Jonah Clemence!). One last thing: I have one little brother and one little sister (they are twins and are four years younger than me) and I would give the world to them.

That was pretty long, I’m sorry, but I wanted to give you as much information as possible. I can’t wait to see what you’ll come up with! Thank you so much for taking my request darling, your writing is as amazing as your mood boards!💙

Haha! It’s ok if you’re a bit greedy– I mean, aren’t we all when it comes to matchups? And I thank you SO MUCH for all the info you put because it honestly made my life 10x easier when trying to match you with the different suitors. In fact, some I was able to pick immediately because of all the info you gave.

But anywho, let’s get on with the matchup!

MLQC

I’d pair you with………. Victor!

So I started with MLQC because I immediately knew who I was pairing you with. Obviously, I had to glance over your description again to figure out who else you’d work with, but it was really hard since your description literally screams “Victor” to me. Not that you’re as uptight as he is, but the two of you have a lot in common, but enough differences to allow for an amazing and fun relationship!

There are two ways this could play out: either you guys will butt heads or get along very well on a professional level. I’m betting on the latter scenario simply because you are intelligent, resourceful, and determined: qualities that Victor admires in others. He will notice you because of your work ethic and commend you for your admirable efforts. Additionally, he knows that he can count on you because you are the most loyal employee he has. However, you two might get into squabbles as both of you can be very stubborn, which will need lots of time and patience to smooth over. Nevertheless, Victor will see you as a valuable asset to his team.

In those moments of laziness, Victor would be the perfect motivator. His harsher words would serve as a wake-up and a prompt reminder of why you should be working towards your goals instead of letting all your work pile up (before it becomes unmanageable).

Victor admires your ability to be honest around him. Although the man wants to be perfect, he isn’t– and not many people tell him that. However, you’ve reached a level of familiarity with him where you can voice your honest opinions about him (without fearing for your job). He’s not used to hearing the cold truth because most people sugar-coat it instead (because they want to keep their jobs or be in good standing with the CEO).

But the two of you would be the biggest power couple ever. Whenever someone says something stupid, you both use sarcasm and sass to wipe them out. You start with a sarcastic comment while Victor follows it up with a classic sassy remark. The two of you ultimately receive a reputation for being the most savage people in the office, so everyone tries their best to please you.

Also, Victor would have no problem making spicy food! Although he doesn’t have lots of time to cook, when something special (such as an anniversary) arises, he’ll always make a creative spicy dish. Imagine eating top-notch, gourmet spicy food FOR FREE. You’re the real winner here smh

Another Possibility: Kiro

Ikemen Sengoku

I’d pair you with…… Shingen Takeda!

At first, I thought about Sasuke because the two of you seem to compliment each other pretty well.  I mean, he’s more relaxed while you’re more uptight. He has no problem with your honesty and very much enjoys it. In fact, I kept switching between Sasuke and Shingen, but I ultimately settled for Shingen (for reasons I’ll explain below).

Your description literally radiates “cold boss bitch” energy, which we stan. However, this can easily cause clashes with some of the warlords with bigger personalities (Nobunaga, Kenshin, Ieyasu, etc), which you would not be willing to compromise. But fear not, because Shingen does not fall into this category of unnecessary bravado. His issues lie elsewhere……

Shingen’s initial “flirty hunk” attitude can be a real turn off for you. At first, it can be charming (almost endearing), but the shtick gets old REAL fast. You become irritated by his constant flirting and at one point, let him know exactly what you think. The moment is quite satisfying because you finally tell this idiot to shut up and the stunned look on his face is totally worth it.

He’ll definitely leave you alone for a while. However, Shingen will have to keep tabs on you since you’re Azuchi’s chatelaine– the easiest link to Nobunaga. However, you’re just as smart and play his game with him. As he observes you, you observe him back to figure what he wants. But at one point, it gets on your nerves. You can’t walk around without feeling as if you’re being watched. You confront him yourself, beginning Round 2 of blasting Shingen. This time, you threaten to expose him by telling everything you’ve learned to Nobunaga.

The more extreme confrontation leaves Shingen speechless. Clearly, you’re a lot smarter than he expected as you saw through him very quickly. He’ll have no other choice but to take you to the Kasugayama Palace, where you become his captive. However, his wonderful treatment towards you leaves you rather confused.

During this time, Shingen will heavily appreciate your honesty. He’s always putting up this facade around others that it is refreshing to see your honesty for a change. Although he doesn’t realize it, his facade begins to fall as he grows more comfortable around you. It doesn’t take him long before he realizes that you’re nothing like Nobunaga (despite your strong personality).

In fact, Shingen loves your strong personality. Although he is dedicated to his goals, the warlord is also known to be flexible. He has no problem accommodating your needs and your extreme opinions don’t bother him at all. If anything, he finds it fascinating that someone can be so different from him that he’ll want to learn more.

In the end, you learn to love him for his loyalty to his people. Whether or not you agree with Nobunaga’s actions about Kai, you admire Shingen’s dedication towards his people. It reminds you of your love for your siblings, which helps you make sense of his actions and thoughts. The man who was once an irritable playboy has become your lifelong partner.

Other Possibility: Sasuke Sarutobi

Ikemen Revolution

I’d pair you with…………………….. Zero!

Aren’t you lucky, you got paired with an absolute gem! Especially with his route out, Zero’s been the talk of the tumblr community these days (and with good reason). However, I originally had a strong urge to match you with Lancelot. The two of you would be the ultimate power couple that would help each other see through different perspectives and develop as individuals. However, you would probably clash more with Lancelot, which is why I ended up going with Zero.

Zero is one of the first people to be friendly towards you when you end up at the Red Army. Although he’s shy and not the most talkative person out there, you end up spending time with him (since everyone else in nearly insufferable). He truly appreciates the fact that you’re not some weirdo and have normal human behaviors (despite your quirks). It might be a little awkward at first, but the two of you warm up to each other fairly quickly.

Just like the other suitors I chose for you, one of the biggest things that draw Zero towards you is your loyalty. Zero himself is very big on loyalty, so its one of the key things that he looks for within a person. As he watches you defend your thoughts with a strong conviction, Zero admires you more and more

This man absolutely LIVES for the moments that you put Edgar in his place. It’s quite tempting to throw a jab at the Jack of Hearts and while Zero worries when you try it, his heart also swells with pride. Only his girl can stand up to Edgar, which only increases his admiration for you (especially when Edgar and Zero duel and you tell Zero to kick Edgar’s ass).

The thing about Zero is that you could talk about anything and he’ll have the sweetest smile on his face. The fact that he gets to spend so much time with you is the biggest blessing and gift that he could have ever asked for. He’s not even sure what he did to deserve someone like you, but for once, luck seems to be on his side. Even if he doesn’t understand what’s being said, he’ll try his best to comprehend the material because he loves you.

Another Possibility: Lancelot Kingsley