#his precious son

[ridiasfangirlings]

middle school sarumi are given an egg to take care of for homework, thing is, the teacher tries to group them separately with girls at first, but the two refuse. Things escalate to an lgbt rights debate in the classroom (note, neither yata or saru are participating at all or even know what everyone is talking about) and eventually, they are allowed to do the project together, unaware that the school's view on same sex couples adopting children depends on them

they break the egg on the first day

(yes this is inspired by the south park egg episode, come on class lets rip on the freak egg two daddies two daddies)

I doubt their school cares that much about gay rights and the class probably would be more than happy to let the two unpopular people raise an egg baby together, honestly I’m mostly here for middle school Sarumi egg baby experiment XD Like imagine their class is told they’re all going to split up into pairs and raise a baby egg for like a week. It’s intended that the pairs should each be one girl and one boy but of course Yata starts getting light-headed about the very idea of pairing up with a girl and having a (egg) baby and Fushimi isn’t interested in working with anyone else at all. The teacher tries to get them to pair up with girls and Yata just shakes his head wildly and grabs Fushimi’s arms like can’t I pair up with Saruhiko, Fushimi doesn’t react at all and just continues looking bored. The teacher sighs like these two are going to be handful aren’t they but he eventually gives in (also maybe this is like same timeline as that one ask from a while back where everyone thinks Yata and Fushimi are dating anyway and the teacher doesn’t want to get another angry call from Yata’s mom lecturing him about diversity and inclusion). 

 So they get their little egg in a basket and I imagine Yata is very pumped to take care of this little guy, he draws glasses on it and starts calling it Tamagohiko until Fushimi threatens to just break it over his head. Yata’s like how could you suggest doing that to our son and Fushimi just rolls his eyes all it’s an egg you moron, if we break it we can just buy a new one at the store. Yata’s eyes get all wide and then he grins because he didn’t even think of it that way, Fushimi’s like just don’t break it in a place the teacher can see. Yata’s like we won’t need a new one anyway, I’m gonna take care of our kid. They end up walking back to Yata’s place together and imagine the moment they get in the door Minoru runs into them and the egg goes flying, making a splat on the carpet. Yata gets this devastated look as Minoru bursts into tears and Yata’s mom peers into the room like Misaki don’t throw food.

One trip to the grocery store later and they have a new egg, safely ensconced in a nice secure basket with a seatbelt that Fushimi put together. As part of the egg experiment they have to make a diary of how they’re taking care of their egg (Yata omits the untimely death of Tamagohiko the First), like pretend feeding and enrichment and baths and stuff. Yata figures they can take turns taking the egg home but Fushimi refuses and tells Yata to do it, Yata’s like wait you’re gonna make me a single dad. Fushimi looks away and mumbles quietly that he isn’t going to go home anyway and Yata suddenly realizes that with Fushimi’s…family situation it’s probably best if he takes care of the egg. Yata sighs and is like fine I’ll watch our kid overnight and you can watch him at school. 

This leads to Fushimi having to carry the basket around at school all day, imagine at lunch they’re on the roof and Fushimi keeps looking at the egg while Yata’s pretending to feed it snacks. Fushimi rolls his eyes and says it’s just an egg you idiot, Yata’s like don’t talk about our kid that way. Then Yata’s eyes shine as he’s like hey let’s buy it some clothes or something, to show that stupid teacher what good parents we are. Throwing money at a child you don’t care about is a part of parenting that Fushimi understands so he buys some cheap plushie clothes that they’re able to fit on their egg, Yata grins like we really are awesome parents huh. Fushimi pokes the egg and shrugs, mumbling that at least Yata didn’t break it again. 

Finally they have to turn in their ‘kids’ at the end of the experiment, Yata is like crying while Fushimi just gives him a withering look. After all the teasing and people making comments about them being the only same sex egg parents though the teacher is actually surprised by how thorough their egg diary is, Yata probably put all kinds of things in there like ‘Took a bath with Tamagohiko, he’s an awesome little dude!’ and ‘Saruhiko bought a bunch of clothes for our kid, I think they’re finally bonding.’ This is the first time Yata has ever gotten a high score on an assignment and he’s thrilled, like look Saruhiko we’re good at something, while Fushimi clicks his tongue and says Yata did most of the work anyway. Yata’s like no I didn’t, you really helped, you were a great co-parent. Fushimi looks away at that but there’s a little flutter in his stomach, like maybe he actually did a good job taking care of something. 

[christadeguchi]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[cloudabserk]

random observations. and the similarity in sasuke and minatos hairstyle made me think of kushina’s canonical observations…

our politically incorrect queen!!

[ratatatastic]

"i already told the boys im keeping this one [the cup belt]" wow what a shocker matthew i couldnt have forseen any of this happening at all

"i just put one on and i rarely taken it off since" yeah WE KNOW. pictures taken on 3 seperate days....its a problem

CBS News Miami | 6.28.24 (x)

[ginniesfangirllife]

A short compilation of Genos' little " :o " when he has an interaction with his sensei

Chap 17 - Sparring :o

Chap 24 - Giant Meteor :o

Chap 28 - Since it's raining :o

Chap 85 - Power :o

Chap 155 - Results :o

Oh, and of course, this

That's it. Thank you for reading.

[littlelightfish]

Mr. & Mrs. Folke

[miekasa]

Gojos Son that says baby all the time is a complete mamas mom

I’m assuming you meant mama’s boy by this? And if so, I’m gonna agree—and it’s 100% because of Gojo. When the biggest reference for loving you comes from his father who is throughly obsessed with you, it’s no surprise that your baby is a huge mama’s boy.

When your son sees Satoru come home and immediately go to hug and kiss you, before picking him up, of course that becomes his reference point for greeting you after getting picked up from daycare. He’s managed to copy Satoru’s mannerisms down to a T—or maybe he was just born with them—the way he sees you and lights up, waddles right to you as fast and he can and starts squishing your face to give you kisses the second he’s in your arms. Even the way he says, “I missed you, baby!” has Satoru’s exact cadence.

Your on rotation babysitters (Megumi, Yuuta, Yuuji, and Kento) always mention that the kid has a knack for talking about you when you’re gone. Megumi always drops him off with multiple drawings and cards for you with lots of hearts and flowers on them; Yuuta jokes about how he was well behaved, just a bit stubborn during lunch because Yuuta didn’t “make the rice like you do”; Yuuji sends you pictures and videos per request of your son because he wants you to see what they’re up to; Kento notes how he often shows off his new spelling and growing reading skills by proving to his godfather how well he can spell your name :(

You’re the first person Satoru leans on, so your the first person your son leans on—physically and emotionally. You give the best goodnight kisses according to them both, you make the best breakfast, you’re the person either of them would rather hang out with then they don’t have work/school. Your kid is absolutely, 100% attached to you, but he learns it from Satoru. Ironically, this also makes them two peas in a pod, they’re the same person at this point.

Even when Satoru is alone with your little boy, they’re always talking about you. “Wanna find flowers for mommy?” Satoru will ask, ask they’re walking around the mall. Two stores down, they spot a chocolate stand and Satoru feels an exited squeeze at his hand, looking down to see the three year old all but bouncing, “Those are mommy’s favorite!” They both just adore you so much :(( it’s beyond endearing to have so much love from the two of them :(((

[alch-emi]

If there’s still a Yugioh Arc-V fandom out there please accept my offering

[squidokja]

「 Read it again. 」

@animangacreators challenge 30: Mother's day

[ynbabe]

That's his baby 🥹

the first Mcnugget

[evilbeing]

THAT ONE SCENE WHERE HE CRIES ☹️☹️

MAN I JUST WANNA:⬇️⬇️

*holds him*

[annabethchase06]

The way Percy nervously told Hazel and Frank he's Greek in SoN expecting some sort of tension to arise and Hazel just kisses him on the cheek and he melts has me sobbing.

Bonus points for Frank going, "Do I get a kiss too?"

[natsuki208]

I’m now imagining this being in my Dadbastian AU, from Sebastian’s point of view, he’s happy to see his little bluebird celebrating with kids his age and being happy himself.

“That’s my boy.” He says to himself proudly. 😌

[aratribow]

Warning: Yanqing MCD

"You promised."

A sorta follow up to this

[its-not-a-pen]

Inspired by: The Father, The Son, and the Unholy Ghost

by @loveoaths Din/Luke Au. There's this really funny moment when Anakin's ghost shows up to threaten Din Djarin and I thought it would be even funnier if Luke also woke up.

[laniidae-passerine]

my post about Danver’s racism hits so much harder knowing now that she had an Indigenous son and she lost him, implicitly to someone white and drunk like the woman she arrests in an early episode. She made a life with a man she loved and she had a baby with him - someone she likely felt growing inside her, that was born with her eyes, that looked nothing else like her but was her baby. Her special little boy. And then this town, out of nowhere, stole him from her in the most horrific way. So love nothing. Protect no one. Let nobody in. Until Navarro with all her problems and her heart and her belief and that connection which allows her to see Holden, to tell Liz what he said, comes crashing in. And everything changes.