#MY POOR HUSBAND
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UEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[screaming and crying and throwing up rn]
He waits for you to come backā¦.
Based on this post,
Yatsunagiā¦. Ouchā¦
#I am hurt#I am in pain#I am not okay#oanxianskanskanan WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#homicipher#mr crawling#MY POOR HUSBAND
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BORUTO TBV CHAPTER 15 SPOILERS
No. I'm not okay.
My Son sacrificed himself for Gaara. He loves him with all his heart.
At least Gaara's seems to be alive.
No ... definitely I'm not okay.
Shinkiiii ššš
#boruto manga#boruto two blue vortex#boruto two blue vortex chapter 15#gaara#shinki#spoilers#I AM NOT OKAY#MY PRECIOUS SON#MY POOR HUSBAND#Goddamnit give my Man a peaceful life with his son#I am crying at work#DAMN#gaara of the sand#gaara of the desert#sabaku no gaara#kazekage
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Look who I ran into at the airport today. Yes, he is coming home with me.
@lokischambermaid @acidcasualties @lokisgoodgirl @gigglingtiggerv2 @anukulee @smolvenger @liminalpebble @muddyorbsblr
#loki#I know itās just plastic junk but I love him#I literally paid 12 dollars for this hunk of plastic#my poor husband#sas assemble
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something one of my mutuals said just reminded me that revived garmadon had a gaping wound in his chest. he might even still have it, but he's just wearing proper armour now
there's no way it was a normal wound, since it didn't show any signs of healing the entire time we saw it, and two moon tea didn't seem to heal it either. maybe it was a result of the ritual getting stopped early? so a part of him wasn't fully brought back?
do you think it ever got infected? or that he ever got annoyed by all of the blood that was constantly leaking from it?? do you think that he was more susceptible to respiratory infections because of it??? do you think it hurt him?? do you think he might've ever put his hand in it?
#the last question is a joke but everything else is serious#my poor husband#he just cannot catch a break#ninjago#lego ninjago#lord garmadon#garmadon#sensei garmadon#emperor garmadon#ninjago garmadon#tw mention of blood#blood#garmadon comic#garmadon comics#master garmadon
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Dog I just realized Jumin carries a little notebook with him all the time because of his on and off dissociation issues ššš
#I was āmentally writingā a fic for Jumin week and then I realized#he even mentioned it on his route that he has to write ideas down immediately or else he forgets it#my heart ššš#mystic messenger#mysme#jumin han#mysme jumin#my poor husband#š„ŗ
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The X-Files flat out ruined me on modern TV. The constant lack of information which forced me to delve deep into analysisā¦I just. I cannot tolerate the obvious, hamfisted way in which plot is fed to audiences nowadays. They all seem like noonday soap operas. I get so annoyed.
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Star Wars The Bad Batch s3 ep 2 spoilers
āStop trying to be something your not, Hunter.ā -Crosshair S1
#filling in for tech while trying to find omega has gotten to him#my poor husband#star wars the bad batch#tbb season 3 spoilers#the bad batch#star wars#bad batch#tbb#star wars bad batch#badbatch#hunter
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I can make Black Jack far FAR worse too. I want to make him happy but the angsty part of me says no. (ā Tā Tā )
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AND ANOTHER PERSON
IM BEING BULLIED
#harry potter#harry potter magic awakened#hpma#magic awakened#George Weasley#trump#us politics#fuck trump#why you do this#why you do my mans dirty#my poor husband#my husband#done so dirty#hp#hp meme#Harry Potter meme#discord shenanigans#out of context discord#Discord stuff#WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME#George would make a FAR better president#the only orange man I like#why god why#politics#convicted felon trump#Severus Snape#Snape#the wrong kind of disability awareness
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He pissed me off so I came back twice (2) as hard
#I'm sorry Shane#please forgive me#my poor husband#shane stardew valley#shane sdv#Shane x reader#sdv x reader#stardew valley shane#stardew valley#ai chatgpt#ai generated#jupiterā©#respawningjupiter#jupiter shitpost#shitpost
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My husband this morning: I dreamt that we defeated Voldemort but in a different way. Every time Voldemort made a Horcrux he didnāt just split his soul; a part of the soul of the person heād killed got embodied in him, so we just convinced those pieces to kill him.
Aside from the technicalities that donāt quite add up, Iām here for it! Also, heās not a HP fan (heās not not a fan eitherā¦) His dream is a clear symptom of being married to a Potterhead š
#Harry Potter#potterhead#my poor husband#voldemort#horcruxes#my husband needs therapy#but who needs therapy when thereās Harry Potter to be read
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I think the worst part about being a Libra (and also a fan of so many different things) is struggling to stay settled on a theme for my wedding. At first, I wanted a gothic winter wedding (we're getting married in November next year) with blacks and reds. Your standard dressings you'd see in a gothic wedding.
Then, I wanted something celestial! Stars littering ever corner, in my hair, on my dress, everywhere! Blacks, blues, golds, silvers.
Then, I wanted to make my own wedding dress! None of what I saw on the internet was appealing to me as I have very specific tastes. I like flowy, light fabrics that are breathable and drape the body beautifully.
Now, I find myself wanting to capture the essence of The Last Unicorn for my wedding, of the Birth of Venus painting. I want iridescence, pearls, glitter, sparkles!
And my poor husband, bless him, he's just trapped in the middle of all of this. He already knows what kind of suit he wants to wear (a gorgeous dark royal blue that compliments his skin tone perfectly!), meanwhile I can't even stick to a damn theme!
I want all the things!! Only all the thing I want don't cohesively flow together as they should!
My wedding is supposed to be fucking First Frost themed! A beautiful amalgamation of Fall and Winter as those are mine and my husband's favorite seasons. There's supposed to be browns and blacks and reds and whites and blues, but whenever I think about it, I want to throw up. It just no longer appeals to me.
I'm so incredibly frustrated and annoyed with myself over not being able to stick to a simple theme and be happy with that I originally chose!! My brain need to make up its damn mind and stay with a single theme for god's sake!!
#why am i like this#my poor husband#he just wants to get married#i just want to get married too#but i refuse to have a plain wedding like my sisters did#they didn't get the weddings of their dreams but i'll be damned if i can't!!!
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Secret time
I have not watched ANYTHING but TV shows and movies with Michael Sheen and/or David Tennant in them.
I have to have the TV on when I sleep (I'm a child not really I'm 36) and it's either on Staged, Good Omens, The Prodigal Son, Season 1 of Jessica Jones, or Masters of Sex.
I have started to think I may have a SLIGHT problem.
#michael sheen#david tennet#my poor husband#i have a problem#good omens#the prodigal son#masters of sex#staged#jessica jones#kilgrave#dr. whitly#dr. masters
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Recently Iāve been scaring my husband by turning out all of the lights and gently singing āhush, hush, hush, here comes the Boogeymanā in the depths of the darkness, frightening him to the point he pelts me with a pillow so hard I fall over
#my poor husband#heāll be so happy when the Halloween season is over#I love scaring people :)#halloween#happy halloweeeeeeen#Halloween and Christmas are my two favorite holidays#Easter is a close second
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World's Most Supportive Spouse...
Me: will you be my Castiel today?
Eli: For...spicy roleplay reasons or do you just want to observe me being awkward? I'm down for either. WAIT...are you writing something?!?!?
I just love him š
#husband material#my giraffe#i love him#my poor husband#supportive environment#fic incoming#character inspiration#writing things#castiel supernatural
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As an English teacher whose MA thesis was on the links between narrative arcs found in folklore and modern fantasy, me watching Loki is the equivalent to the tiger getting a pumpkin full of hamburger meat.
Don't mind me while I bap at and gnaw on this with maniacal glee for a bit.
#my poor husband#I keep laughing suddenly#or squealing with delight#and it's at a half second visual in the background#he paused like 8 times asking what I was dying over#loki season 2#loki
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