#MY POOR HUSBAND

[thearunadragon]

just did the math after studying TFTWTW and Eragon had to CUT 3 notches into his belt in about 3-4 weeks. He’s confirmed by Paolini to be about 5’10. The average weight of a healthy 5’10 male is about 156 lbs. 3 notches would equate to about 10 pounds. Boy dropped 6% of his body weight in just one month 😭 What about the previous months?? He’s been on Arngor a year! What about the future months?? Boy was already toned and stressed half to death, Paolini what are you doing to the poor man 😭😭

[the-winds-of-sunagakure]

BORUTO TBV CHAPTER 15 SPOILERS

No. I'm not okay.

My Son sacrificed himself for Gaara. He loves him with all his heart.

At least Gaara's seems to be alive.

No ... definitely I'm not okay.

Shinkiiii 😭😭😭

[greendest1ny]

thinking about garmadon suffering from chronic pain because of his revival....... not fun times

[november-rayne]

Look who I ran into at the airport today. Yes, he is coming home with me.

@lokischambermaid @acidcasualties @lokisgoodgirl @gigglingtiggerv2 @anukulee @smolvenger @liminalpebble @muddyorbsblr

[arukea-owo]

Sooo been playing stardew again and shane keeps doing weird shit, like hes clipping through the bus then just standing there 😭 is this happening to anyone else is or is my husband just broken

[starwarskawaii]

My husband bought me the Soosoo Toys Moon Knight figure for Christmas so now I'm bugging him every 12 seconds until it comes about the tracking

[juminhandfs]

Dog I just realized Jumin carries a little notebook with him all the time because of his on and off dissociation issues 💔💔💔

[settle-down-frohike]

The X-Files flat out ruined me on modern TV. The constant lack of information which forced me to delve deep into analysis…I just. I cannot tolerate the obvious, hamfisted way in which plot is fed to audiences nowadays. They all seem like noonday soap operas. I get so annoyed.

[avathebestx]

Star Wars The Bad Batch s3 ep 2 spoilers

“Stop trying to be something your not, Hunter.” -Crosshair S1

[cherry-pop-elf]

AND ANOTHER PERSON

IM BEING BULLIED

[respawningjupiter]

He pissed me off so I came back twice (2) as hard

[neverenoughmarauders]

My husband this morning: I dreamt that we defeated Voldemort but in a different way. Every time Voldemort made a Horcrux he didn’t just split his soul; a part of the soul of the person he’d killed got embodied in him, so we just convinced those pieces to kill him.

Aside from the technicalities that don’t quite add up, I’m here for it! Also, he’s not a HP fan (he’s not not a fan either…) His dream is a clear symptom of being married to a Potterhead 😂

[hyperfixationstation128]

I think the worst part about being a Libra (and also a fan of so many different things) is struggling to stay settled on a theme for my wedding. At first, I wanted a gothic winter wedding (we're getting married in November next year) with blacks and reds. Your standard dressings you'd see in a gothic wedding.

Then, I wanted something celestial! Stars littering ever corner, in my hair, on my dress, everywhere! Blacks, blues, golds, silvers.

Then, I wanted to make my own wedding dress! None of what I saw on the internet was appealing to me as I have very specific tastes. I like flowy, light fabrics that are breathable and drape the body beautifully.

Now, I find myself wanting to capture the essence of The Last Unicorn for my wedding, of the Birth of Venus painting. I want iridescence, pearls, glitter, sparkles!

And my poor husband, bless him, he's just trapped in the middle of all of this. He already knows what kind of suit he wants to wear (a gorgeous dark royal blue that compliments his skin tone perfectly!), meanwhile I can't even stick to a damn theme!

I want all the things!! Only all the thing I want don't cohesively flow together as they should!

My wedding is supposed to be fucking First Frost themed! A beautiful amalgamation of Fall and Winter as those are mine and my husband's favorite seasons. There's supposed to be browns and blacks and reds and whites and blues, but whenever I think about it, I want to throw up. It just no longer appeals to me.

I'm so incredibly frustrated and annoyed with myself over not being able to stick to a simple theme and be happy with that I originally chose!! My brain need to make up its damn mind and stay with a single theme for god's sake!!

[greendest1ny]

something one of my mutuals said just reminded me that revived garmadon had a gaping wound in his chest. he might even still have it, but he's just wearing proper armour now

there's no way it was a normal wound, since it didn't show any signs of healing the entire time we saw it, and two moon tea didn't seem to heal it either. maybe it was a result of the ritual getting stopped early? so a part of him wasn't fully brought back?

do you think it ever got infected? or that he ever got annoyed by all of the blood that was constantly leaking from it?? do you think that he was more susceptible to respiratory infections because of it??? do you think it hurt him?? do you think he might've ever put his hand in it?

[imhisangelhesmydemon]

Secret time

I have not watched ANYTHING but TV shows and movies with Michael Sheen and/or David Tennant in them.

I have to have the TV on when I sleep (I'm a child not really I'm 36) and it's either on Staged, Good Omens, The Prodigal Son, Season 1 of Jessica Jones, or Masters of Sex.

I have started to think I may have a SLIGHT problem.

[xoxo-bunnydumpling]

World's Most Supportive Spouse...

Me: will you be my Castiel today?

Eli: For...spicy roleplay reasons or do you just want to observe me being awkward? I'm down for either. WAIT...are you writing something?!?!?

I just love him 😭