#his music was everywhere

[goongiveusnothing]

Well said!!! Also, the harries on that blog! They’re obsessed!! 🤡

unless harry changes up his entire PR strategy, starts saying interesting or culturally relevant things, he's little more than a cultural court jester for teeny girls. if he couldn't get nominated on time's person of the year this year after winning AOTY, then what on earth would he have to do to get it next year? he's not gonna win another AOTY next year. any album he releases will be derivative and likely sell to the young tweens but not expand on his market or actually be commercially interesting or different. he's not gonna manage to say anything interesting about any of the major social issues of our times because he never has in 13 years of being famous. he's still gonna be a zionist, still spending time with transphobes, still getting hair transplants, still saying wishy washy nothings about LGBT rights, still making out with random women every other month, still wearing hideous and culturally forgettable clothing items, still being a shitty actor. why would he be considered groundbreaking when he was totally forgotten about this year too?

that's why his omission this year is actually interesting, because you'd think he had a cultural impact if you just heard the stats. but as those of us on these blogs have been saying, harry's cultural impact is limited to the very small scope of the very small type of fans he has. beyond that nobody gives a shit. nobody outside his cult of tweens is listening to his music, buying his merch, buying his pleasing, talking about his talents or anything he says. he's just like a children's entertainer, beyond what he offers these girls, nothing he does has any impact at all and is instantly forgettable.

[erabu-san]

He enjoys being called brother, but...

[This art has platonic intention. Please do not tag as ship thank you!]

A continue of this art I guess 🫣

[ihateornithologists]

[dootznbootz]

Do y'all ever think about how it's possible that Zeus' first verse in Thunder Bringer is about Penelope and his second is about Odysseus?

She's a "Damsel in Distress" (She's cool af, she just needs some help and misses her idiot), the suitors are prideful and hope to do what Zeus is singing about to her. Pressuring her to choose. Her "true nature" is revealed when her trickery with the shroud is found out .

The 2nd Verse about how Zeus is also the God of Justice and punishing them for the crew's crime of slaying the cattle. Odysseus saves himself to see Penelope again, meaning his crew/people will die. They died for touching Helios' cattle. Odysseus also saves himself AND Helps Penelope by killing all the suitors for their crime of flirting with/bothering Penelope and making her cry, while also bullying and eventually planning to kill his son. Many of Ithaca's men are killed for their pride too. Thinking that they're worthy of Penelope when Nobody is. Flirt with the Wife, you get the knife.

Penelope and Odysseus DO take each others' suffering away when they reunite as well. 🥹

[thelastspeecher]

[millionsknives]

☆DEEP☆SPACE☆PLANET☆FUTURE☆GUN☆ACTION!!☆

[sunlight-fics]

Everywhere, Everything

•Andrew Hozier X reader

-Warnings: Talking about the future. Established relationships.

It was a perfect summer evening. You and Andrew were laying outside in grass under the trees in the backyard. You keep your head on your boyfriends chest while your hand was intertwined with his. Music played in the background as y’all both laid there peacefully. Finally Andrew broke the silence, “Do you ever think about our future together?” When he asked that you open your eyes and for the first time in a while actually thought about it. “Yea… it’s been awhile though. Why do you wanna know?” You responded while playing with the grass that you laid in. “I was just thinking. I want my life and future with you. I want you to be everywhere with me and also my everything. Like I most literally want you to be with me 'til we're food for the worms to eat. Til our fingers decompose.” He said while knowing damn well he just took half of that sentence out of the song that was playing, ‘Everywhere, Everything.’ By Noah Kahan. You also caught on to what he was doing, but your heart couldn’t help but completely melt when he said that. “We didn't know that the sun was collapsing, 'Til the seas rose and the buildings came crashing. We cried, "Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh"… The song played in the background. “I want to be with you too. Till the end of time or the end of the earth.” You said back. You have never really felt this kind of love before, you couldn’t help but hold back tears. “But do you think it would last?” Andrew asked back hesitantly. “Hozi, I think it would absolutely last. I love you more that I love myself.” You responded. “I love you too.”

“Everywhere, everything I wanna love you 'til we're food for the worms to eat. ‘Til our fingers decompose. Keep my hand in yours.”

You then sat up and looked at him. His freckles were slowly coming back and his hair was a beautiful auburn color in the sun. “Do you think we are in love in every universe?” He then looked at you, putting his hands behind his head he smiled softly and said “I think so… of course we are.”

Note: it’s super short and I apologize for that! I lost my train of thought halfway through. anyways THANKS FOR READING!!!!

[wil-fae]

I had more ideas, so today is more streamer tim and jason (help me with what their twitch users would be, begging)

[screechingfromthevoid]

So about that cape scene

[whatsfourteenupto]

Fourteen’s earth music taste has escaped containment. He’s got sea shanties on the same playlist as Megan Thee Stallion. Just came downstairs in a Baha Men t-shirt. Knows all the words to We Didn’t Start the Fire (“Yeah, because I was there!” “For which one?” “All of them!”). Can and will play you both Elvis Presley and Billie Eilish on the ukulele. Their Spotify wrapped crashed the app.

“What is he listening to?” “Rascal Flatts.” “Why the fuck-”

Rose Noble is genuinely asking if it’s still considered “homicide” when the dead guy isn’t a human.

[valewritessss]

Is somebody gonna match my freak(watch edits to Hamilton songs)

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[aliferous-ly]

polites: greet the world with open arms :D

odysseus: Athena told me to kill the cyclops but polites died for the sentiment of mercy so I'm not going to

polites, who understands the concept of killing one to save many because he lived through the war at troy, and ALSO most definitely fears the undying gods: haha what.

[oingomyboingos]

why is there no dumbass yaoi bait formula 1 sports anime? I want to see people go hog wild over fuckin pit stops and a veteran people thought was gone for good coming out of retirement to either challenge or coach the new rookie sweeping the field. and then they have sexual tension and maybe fight but when one crashes and almost dies the other realizes what he wants most in the world even more than driving is him and he visits him in the hospital and they make out. or at least that’s the fanfic version of it. the real anime probably just has them make tender eye contact and shake hands. think like some hybrid yuri on ice and tiger and bunny vibes for the relationship but like gib me car bOys!!!

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Okay let me say this slowly:

Mike and Will. They are part of alt subcultures. They. Are. Not. Swifties.

[triglycercule]

im on vacation how can i make this about the murder time trio. mtt fresh out of a flight and the minute that they leave the airport dust stops horror and killer for the smoke break. because being around a smoker is like that. and while horror is dying and coughing from the cigarette smoke and killer is pretend coughing to make dust feel terrible theyre both simultaneously roasting the shit out of dust for being such an addict smoker. cancer speedrun GO says horror. refreshing his signature smell says killer. dust just glares at them and blows smoke in their face (horror literally takes damage he's at 0.7 HP)