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lestat fucking broke our uhh machine for making badges what the FUCK

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German is fun! But you will suffer.

i'm suffering enough already, thanks xD

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something (actually everything) went wrong again and apparently now i'll have to study GERMAN & german history at the university xD (because my uni is a shithole that gives even less fucks about their students than i do abt my education) first they kicked me out for missing 1 deadline for 2 minutes (like fr this is not even a joke. 2 minutes 9 seconds to be precise.) and then after 1,5 months it took them to respond to my email they inform me that my english program ceased to exist or something. OK.....WHATEVER...... ?????????.....

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if you reread ph you need to know that people have started posting a shitton of osjack aus and porn on ao3. in the year 2025 (i hope things in life get better soon, as good as growing up can get at least)

KLDKDLLLSLKLJ ....FR?????? i've been waiting for this since 2012.... hope at least some people are writing good stuff ( =that match my fucked up headcanons xD) definitely need to check this out thankss

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HASJKKASJ WHATT ok i got this. thank god it's not borscht but tbh sounds horrible i wouldn't eat this either

what does your blood taste like to a vampire

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Andreas Bieber as Rudolf and Uwe Kröger as Der Tod in the original production of Elisabeth (1992)

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What do you mean you hate borscht🥀🥀🥀

borscht is my arch nemesis forever since i was forced to eat it in kindergarten🤮👎 + it killed my grandma (no)

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marius gets what he deserves (i fucking hate borscht)

original meme is way funnier but i just. wanted to draw this for no reason

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💀 i swear i'll get back to posting here i just had a lot of work and then 589823 irl problems and then my parents' dog is almost fucking dying and THEN i was bitten by A FUCKING WASP and now i can barely use my right hand which is . devastating because i still have work to do. 🐝🐝🐝 hate this creature

(but i'm not dead and a bit more active in tg if you're interested ----> https://t.me/tjnewton144 )

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notes:

first of all. i fucking hate this work (and i guess i can be finally free from it now, because i've somehow managed to sell all of the printed copies. which is a marvelous thing. xD)

i've been drawing this since uhhhh a year ago...? i think... (though in a completely different order than i'm posting it) and i also had some vague plans about turning this into a full lengthy comic with a normal storyline and stuff but. actually no i'm not doing it, i've had enough of this shit xD the whole process of making it felt like spitting out your guts on the paper (and then chewing them in front of a crowd for some reason) so nope, not doing this again. THAT'S ALL, THANKS FOR . being here 

i've finally kinda finished that uhhh oc thing.. changed the designs a bit, removed or remade some of the old pages and added some new ones. so i guess i'm posting this whole thing again . yay

basically it's a series of vaguely connected short comics about a person who develops some fucked up obsession with their friend/acquaintance and creates a fake world in which imagines themselves as a 'Dog' and the friend as the 'Star'. it doesn't have any particular plotline or chronological order or any ending but that's the whole point i guess

arts/concepts:

part 0.1:

part 1:

everything else will be in the reblog to this post!!

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i've finally kinda finished that uhhh oc thing.. changed the designs a bit, removed or remade some of the old pages and added some new ones. so i guess i'm posting this whole thing again . yay

basically it's a series of vaguely connected short comics about a person who develops some fucked up obsession with their friend/acquaintance and creates a fake world in which imagines themselves as a 'Dog' and the friend as the 'Star'. it doesn't have any particular plotline or chronological order or any ending but that's the whole point i guess

arts/concepts:

part 0.1:

part 1:

everything else will be in the reblog to this post!!

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do you sell prints of your stuff??? your armand art,,,,,,,,,i have a frame that is perfect for it,,,,,,and ive been......itching for himb....

hiii technically i can ship printed arts in a letter, but the process is somewhat complicated because i live in russia and i can only take payment via boosty anddd shipment might cost more than a print itself (depending on where you live).. other options are unavailable rn because i can't use paypal etc.. but if you're interested in this you can dm my friend/manager @graintourette (yes i kinda have a special guy for this.)

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i don't have any new anything to show here but i spend so much time on merch that it would be sad not to post at least some photos

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“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well, i asked the personification of death that keeps showing up whenever i'm mentally at my worst. we are not the same.