retired price x reader x promoted captain soap. they love in a cabin because the city is too loud for john’s ptsd and because your two john’s look very good chopping wood in flannel
@glossysoap and i were discussing this and how comfy john’s tits would be with that little bit of extra fat on his muscles. and johnny coming home and pulling you both into bed
Trying to imagine if the Pope in Machette's universe is, like, a Pomeranian, and thus shrinks down to a fraction of his original size when wet. Like it rains and everyone is like 'oh, Your Holiness. Oh no'
my non canon timeline
1989: escape from the institute, trying to find a place in the world
1999: still in Romania, hoping to find 47, but working as a mercenary in between
2002: in Africa, meeting little Olivia
2004: happy life with Olivia in Romania
2005: escape from Romania because of CICADA
2006: undercover in America, watching 47 from afar, playing normal dad for little Olivia
2010: re-thinking life decisions, living in Berlin
2012: becoming more active again, mercenary in various divisions, still running from Providence
2013: becoming head of security, watching Providence more closely
2016: done running