#his autistic rizz. heart

[themournwatcher]

another thing that is so delightful about ismael is that even if he has lost his core memories, there is a lot of latent ones that spring up! he can ramble incessantly about magic and the arcane. in fact the party was introduced to him in our last session mid-ramble. it is implied that his yapping chased everyone else out of the tavern. cannot emphasize enough that he is the yapper. he yapped all night. to everyone. about anything. his beautiful autistic rizz. did i mention he has 20 charisma

[jjelliacee]

he's so babygirl

[drksnctury]

this game has wrecked me and im only in act 2

[itswhatyougive]

The quencies......

Say what you will about Stede Bonnet, but he is in demand. Blackbeard can't stop touching the stiddies, Prince Ricky gave him the eye at Spanish Jackie's, Anne Bonny climbed in his lap to kiss him sloppy, Hellkat Maggie was giggling and kicking her feet, even Izzy Hands slapped his ass and copped a feel of his thigh.

Ed was right. Everyone DOES want a piece of the Gentleman Pirate

[hiimtheproblem87times]

Hi!

Could you please tell us some of your vicagent hc's? The fandom deffo needs more of these two ngl

Ah! Finally!! An ask about my HCs!

Thank you for asking Dear! Asbolutely adore that.

Anyways here you go, its about my human AU Designs :

Vic is 32 years old

Agent is 34 years old

Their Love languange is to braid eachothers hair

Vic adores Agent's training days

Agent likes to be a therapist and comforter to Vic

Black coffee addicts lmfao

they like to stay up at night so they can Hangout (like until 2:00am - 3:30am)

2 of hearts 💗

They are secretly dating, but, ballista found out

"they have autistic rizz, i think" -Flareboi

Oldest in their family (Vic) + Oldest in his family (Agent, if he has one) duo

Oh & they have a Cat Named Ava btw

i'm updating my HCs rn, these type of asks reminded me.

i need more asks of these! Thank you (•◡•)

[yeetmeoutthewindowdaddy]

**Makes the cat summoning noise for Galemancers**

Inspired by this post.

Mystra was dead (mostly-- check out the Spellplague, it was a mess) until ~10 years before the events of BG3.

In a mobile game (an arguably canon source) Gale is stated to be 35.

Which means that there were 25 years where Gale was living without her direct influence. **side eyes Elminster**

Tav is not his first mortal lover. His hand was a popular one at the annual Blackstaff ball. He's got that autistic rizz and a charming smile. He was (and is) a powerful wizard. He had enough gold to be able to buy a full tavern a round of drinks without batting an eye. He was (and is) a certifiable catch.

But, he wouldn't have has time for a serious relationship, he's got to focus on contemplating the minutia of death cult politics, sorry wrong character his wizardly studies. He would've been a very horny young man, who was very appealing, amongst other very horny young people.

All of this to say: Gale was probably a play boy. Note that I don't think he would have led anyone on with false pretenses, he would have been straight up in how he was 'only seeking to share pleasures of the flesh for a night or two.'

I imagine that even though he was honest about only wanting a FWB relationship, at most-- he probably broke quite a few hearts. And Gale is a sweetheart who definitely felt bad about it.

And now for some angst!

Mystra came back right as Gale hit the age where his brain was about to finish developing.

Which means she revealed herself to him right as his brain increased his (already high) empathy. (I am not a science person) His brain would've also tempered his high libido around this time.

(35 year old Gale is horny, I can't imagine how much horny-er he was as a young man. RIP that pussy ayy!)

Gale already felt guilty about unintentionally breaking a lot of hearts.

He already worshipped Mystra.

The weave, the thing she controls/ is, was his sole focus.

Mystra is a jealous goddess.

Cue Mystra using Gale's play boy days as yet another way to emotionally manipulate him to ensure that he never has eyes for anyone else (and never uses his powers to kill/usurp her).

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

why is zuko out here breaking every earth kingdom girls heart. he's simply existing and they can't resist his autistic rizz. hell he even got jet it transcends gender. he just wants to like. vibe. and also destroy the parts of himself he believes his abusive father hates so he can be loveable unaware of the fact he’d destroy himself in every way to do that. but mostly vibe. like guys going around thinking he's someone that doesn’t deserve any sort of love and doesnt even think anyone will accept any part of him and he’s just completely oblivious to the fact he’s the most eligible bachelor in the whole earth kingdom. the girls and the gays are drawn to his autism like moths to a fire, or i guess a fire nation prince. genuinely funniest thing like everyone he meets roughly his age harbours a massive crush on him and he’s completely oblivious to his autistic charms.

[dipperscavern]

Who up pondering they orb rn? Dipper, that's who!

It's me, chonky, and I hereby request your finest 🔮 reading, please and thank you. Also, sorry for the oncoming wall of text.

As my self-proclaimed title suggests, I am chonky. I'd say I'm probably mid-sized actually but that's only really because I lost some weight when covid happened and the depression rolled in. Anyway, I think I'm 5'5/5'6 but I actually don't know so that's just an estimate based on how tall I am compared to my mom who's 5'11.

I'm biracial but my father's irish-italian genes colonized me so hard, my only afro-centric features I inherited from my mom is my nose, lips, and curly hair, textured around the 3a-3c mark depending on how agreeable my hair is.

I also used to speak spanish when I was way younger because I grew up around my mom's family and she's half puerto rican on her dad's side. Unfortunately, that got whitewashed too when me and my parents moved and I know longer know the language.

I'm from New Jersey but was primarily raised in the New England area of America. I'm (almost) 19 and unlike Jared, I did learn how to read and I enjoy it very much.

I love music of all kinds except country and k-pop is on really thin ice. I'm self-diagnosed autistic and incredibly socially awkward. I make a lot of race jokes but in the "white people can't season their damn food" way instead of the "racist remarks and racial slurs I can't reclaim" way. I'm here, I'm queer, and I really, really need a beer because these damn politicians are going to turn me into an alcoholic, I swear.

I'm a switch but I prefer to dom. Or at least I would. Unfortunately, I get no bitches for I have no rizz. I also have questionable taste in men and women because best believe, you put me in a room alone with Cersei Lannister, her brother (or her lover), Aegon Targaryen II, Aemond Targaryen, Alicent Hightower, or Criston Cole, all them bitches walking out pregnant and I will not apologize for that.

I think that's it. Sorry for the yapfest. All that not talking to people irl manifests into being a blabbermouth online.

-chonky anon

who up pondering they orb rn (me), ANYWAYS, come, dear chonky, and let my crystal friend tell us which man will you love until your timely end 🔮

hm… i see… who is that? no, seriously, who the hell in my orb rn?? OH A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE— excuse my french, that’s your brother jared. *i outstretch my hand, and a nearby unseen hamster gladly walks on it. i flip it, using its back to rub my eyes clean. you watch in horror as i finish my business, setting the hamster down, and returning my gaze to my crystal ball*

ah, that’s more like it. yes yes… i gaze upon (the first) king in the north, robb stark. the thing that solidified that for me was the race jokes 😭 he’d think you’re sooooo funny, and you remind him a lot of theon (whether or not that hurts his heart after theons betrayal, we’ll never know). and your attitude about politicians is exactly how robb feels 24/7. he’s a great battle strategist, but politics make his head hurt, and he’d love being able to complain with you. the part about being socially awkward and preferring not to speak with people much would tickle robb’s fancy at times, because he feels like he gets you allll to himself. and don’t even worry about the rizz!! robb is a-okay being the charming one, and relishes in being able to tease you all he likes <3

[clockwards]

wanna talk about all the things i love and wish were developed more in the btvs boys

- xander is never a coward even though he repeatedly says he is/looks down on himself and his abilities. he is sometimes even more willing than buffy to go into to danger to protect his friends in the first few seasons, and although it's written as an excuse to 'get the girl' it never ends up that way. i wish instead of them having him remain a "weaker" comedy character and pressing on his insecurities they let him begin to trust himself and have the others trust his abilities in turn. s3e13 'The Zeppo' is such a COOL fucking episode for him but no one else knows what happened and he goes back to being "the same old xander" afterwards. I wish he was written to be allowed to grow into his confidence without directly growing his insecurities towards the girls and their levels of power. in later seasons he does but then his old insecurities pop up just for the writers to cause group friction. anyway i wish we got to see more of just xander, I think that would've been so fun and cool

- i love early s4 Average Joe riley. he's just a dorky guy who loves psychology and doesn't even realise when he has a crush. I love that he's awkward and the potential he and willow had for friendship that kind of petered off. sometimes I really wish that they'd let him actually be an Average Joe and see what that changed for the season. and we never really see that awkward side of him again! he had all the traits to be a malewife and they took that from us because they wanted a strongman instead :[

- giles' morals degrading over the series!!!! him being so proper at the beginning and each apocalypse/major event undoing that just a bit more. realising that if he is Buffy's Certified Adult then she deserves his full and absolute protection wherever he can provide it. and he does fall into the dad role quite well but he is first and foremost a Protector (which he isn't meant to be because he's a Watcher!!!). also I don't think I've seen anyone talk about him putting on the record he and joyce were playing during band candy shenanigans after her death. and him full out killing ben end of s5 :D

- angel!!! angel being a dumbass!! you don't get to see it much in btvs so I guess this is more ats content but listen! he's new at having a soul and sure there's the guilt and the brooding and the torment but there's also joy and humour and comfort and silliness. angelus is a very focused character who does feel things, but only very intensely and basically one at a time. angel feels it all at once! and he gets to have fun, or he should. ats shenanigans are good for the heart, he deserves cordy and wes being annoying and lorne dragging him to parties and playing video games with gus and fred.

- oz has that autistic rizz (I know this because I'm autistic and had a dream we kissed)

- spike [LOUD YELLING, SCREAMING, CRIES OF THE DAMNED AND DOOMED TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY] haha yeah nothing much to say here. just a totally normal guy.

[that-one-queer-poc]

seroroki hc where sero wants to ask shoto out but hes sosooso scared because shoto is like intimidating and quiet and also like 200 people ask him out every day probably and the bakusquad (because in my heart it exists) hypes him up and theyre like so stupid so they go dude you have to rizz him up real good like yeah make a big deal about it so sero does (i cant tell you the specifics but the scene goes something like this: they catch shoto at the community space, theres confetti (thrown by a VERY uninterested bakugou who somehow looks like he wishes the confetti he is throwing in shoto's face was bricks), mina and kiri insist on dancing this weird number thats mostly spins and kicks, it's like SO BAD, and denki sings celine dion). shoto is just 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ BUT heres the thing. it somehow works, shoto finds it adorable and later tells sero that he didnt even have competition because people are just very intimidated by him so this was the first time he was EVER asked out.

cries and sobs whatever

HONESTLY. sero got that autistic rizz and roki is captivated by his cringefail swag. and sero is enamored with his swagless epicness they’re perfect for each other

[lightyaoigami]

down horrendous • rating: E

Light's heart clenched as the door handle slowly opened. He shivered involuntarily as L stepped into the room, smelling like an aggressive combination of clove cigarettes and detergent. Light wondered if he had doused himself in air freshener to mask the smoke. The combination normally would have repulsed him, but his lizard brain overrode his better angels and he felt, regrettably, aroused.

OR

After being ignored for a week, Light unexpectedly lays the autistic rizz on L.

Read on AO3!

thank you to my midnight babysitter, @quicktimeeventfull, who always unsticks my writing. you're the best company! (& go read xir amazing fics, or else)

[theirisianprincess]

In preparation for the upcoming Winter 2024 anime season, I will be explaining why all six anime I plan on watching are actually yuri by difficulty in how much I have to bullshit.

Gushing Over Magical Girls

This anime is explicitly yuri. Everyone's a lesbian. None of it is open to interpretation.

Tis Time For "Torture", Princess

The princess and Torture Tortura have sexual tension. If you've read this manga and you don't notice it, it might be too late for you. It's yuri.

Villainess Level 99

Eumillia's sheer autistic swag gets both a man and a woman to fall for her. But this potential bisexual polyamorous relationship isn't the only reason why this is yuri. The other reason is that she's utterly unaware that she rizzed these two up by being an absolute wierdo, which itself is yuri.

Chained Soldier

In a world where only women can get powers, Yuuki finds a workaround to get powers for himself. Also a group of dominating women take romantic and sexual interest in him. This is a transfem allegory. It's yuri.

The Dangers In My Heart Season 2

The yuri in this story isn't found in the surface level. No, the yuri can be found in the environment and the way the characters are framed. There's significant amount of focus on yearning between characters, environmental lighting, awkward sexual tension, and grappling with new initially unwanted emotions. It's yuri.

The Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic

Okay. This one might genuinely stump me. After all, most of the character dynamics are between the protagonist, Usato, and everyone else. And unlike Yuuki from Chained Soldier, I don't think I can salvage this with a transfem allegory (I mean I could but just for funsies and not for this). So, like, how can I possibly make a claim that a harem isekai could possibly be yuri?

But that is actually where the yuri comes in. You see, despite him amassing this harem, Usato isn't all that aware that this has happened. And, yeah being unaware is yuri. But there's more to it than that. You see, other than being oblivious, he's also generally respectful toward the women in his life. What I'm getting at is that I think he'd be right at home playing the role of the supportive male friend that sometimes pops up in yuri manga. You know, those characters that are super supportive, but have almost no idea what's actually going on. It's yuri.

[krakenshaped]

Tag force posting again, finished Asuka's route. Rambles below:

This route was highkey so fucking funny. The first 3 events are the same for every character but her 4 heart event is her and Hat-kun being jumped by Momoe and Junko. These girls istg they spend the entire anime trying to get Asuka to date someone but when they assume Asuka is dating the protag, they jump him because they don't think he's good enough for dearest Asurin. You get a REALLY strong sense for Junko's love for Asuka in tag force because like. When you talk to her she's like "You better not be causing problems for Alexis!!!" plus she's the first character to comfort Asuka during her ending. You kinda get the vibe that the two are closer friends with each other than they are with Momoe oddly enough but I might be reading into it too much.

Also she calls the protag a pervert (lmfao you KNOW 4kids was not involved in this translation)

Speaking of which the translation is so interesting. It's like a strange mix of dub and sub probably because of the translation team. I don't know if it's different from the anime translation team or what but there's so many bits you're like oho i see what that is. Like Manjoume calling Asuka "Rhodes" consistently - feeling kinda like his sub Tenjouin-kun in comparison to his dub pet name, Lexi. Although on the other hand, dub character quirks still pop up like Kenzan's weird army talk and Judai's goofy little catchphrases (sweetness, the hero always wins in the end, etc).

The 5th event follows Manjoume and Fubuki trying to cheer Asuka up after Momoe and Junko go missing after their event duel. This is covered up by Manjoume claiming he's going to win Lexi's heart from Hat-kun while Fubuki insists they form a brother-sister tag duel together. Shout out to Manjoume losing 20 manly points during this dialogue. I adore Fubuki and Manjoume's silly hijinks. At the end of the event they reveal they were trying to cheer Asuka up, but in the end they go missing too.

Honestly it's just. So. Sad. Throughout her route Asuka seems to have such an air of sadness around her. Her bio kinda suggests there's a lot on her mind she doesn't openly express but there's always an air of worry and grief around her, especially by the time the 6th heart event comes around and Judai and Sho go missing. She has teary sprites and it broke my heart, especially with the context of Fubuki's disappearance and how badly it affected her the first time. One of her potent lines was something along the lines of "What if I have no one left?" Everyone she cares about literally just vanish off the island (although this doesn't stop them appearing during the dueling exam)

The route concludes with Asuka meeting with Kenzan and Johan at the abandoned dorm where Titan (yes, the shadow rider) is back for some reason? With Jinzo. Apparently Titan is back for revenge and Jinzo wants to use everyone Asuka's ever loved as sacrifices for his rebirth. Which of course doesn't happen because its the easiest boss fight in the whole route lmao.

However it was cute. Tag Force 2 is kinda like if season 3 was season 1 and I like it as a season 1 defender. It was nice to see the tables turn where Asuka saves Judai instead of vice versa (even if the dialogue regarding it was a little ham fisted and more could have been said about Asuka being a damsel in distress more often or not and how she feels about that - but like wtf its a childrens card game anime video game who cares)

She gets a lil tsundere @ Judai at the end too lmao I'm telling you, this guys autistic rizz is endless

[petrichorium]

pls trust me with all my HEART I believe he talks that way, and I'd be amenable to anything he'd suggest or request any time. forever twirling my hair thinking about Mihawk's Old-Timey Every First Letter Capitalized Vocal Cadence. "It Is Dearly To Be Wished That I Should See You Again, If That Would Be Amenable To You" like??? (this message is not coherent alas)

NO YEAH the thought has me twirling my hair and giggling genuinely,,,,,, man who would have me swooning like a teenager i fear. He’d have this wild combo of like. eloquent, sophisticated courting but also autistic rizz yk JDNFKSNKFNE and relentless ugh in a similar vein to shanks where if he’s got his heart set ur not getting away. But where shanks is a persistence hunter mihawk tends to take a faster route; they both love the hunt but mihawk has far less patience.

Anyway. Big on letters I think and that’s where he typically drops his “if that is amenable to you” so u can largely get away with how flustered it makes you BUT he does say it once on the den-den (“upon my return I should like to stay with you rather than at the inn. Perhaps we’ll spend the first few days making up for lost time, if that is amenable to you”) and ohhhhhhhh it’s all over for you from then on he knows Immediately what that silence means and he Will be abusing it 🫣

[we-are-inevitable]

Going off of the tactile Jack and Davey thing- Davey enjoys peeling dried paint off of Jack’s hands because he likes the texture, not noticing how flustered Jack gets because “holy shit Dave’s so close and he’s holding my hands.”

OH MY GOD YEAH

davey has autistic rizz 😎 but FR davey constantly needs to move his hands, and peeling the paint is just a mindless, calming experience for him- even if it makes jack almost have a heart attack <33

[aynavaano]

Get to know me tag game

79's edition

Thanks for the inspiration @vodika-vibes

//Rules// copy this post and answer the questions below + tag people you would like to see at 79's!

So, imagine that all of us are living on Coruscant during the Clone Wars. Obviously, we would all be going to 79's, right? Now I'm wondering what everyone is gonna wear the first time you're going? What kind of drinks do you order? What will you be doing? Who will you be flirting with?

What to Wear: I would wear a long tight dress to accentuate my curves. It’s sexy without revealing too much and I would wear my hair open and with my natural waves. Maybe I’d add a little bit of jewelry, but not to much. A necklace with a little golden heart pendant or something like that. And I’d wear comfy flat shoes, nice sandals or similar style. I hate walking in heels and I like that I am very small.

What to Order: I’m not good with alcohol but I’d order maybe a glass of white wine to get started and I’m sure they have some yummy non alcoholic cocktails to continue the night.

What to Do: I like to imagine myself dancing but let’s be honest I’m autistic as fuck and I’ll probably sit in the corner until someone comes and talks to me. If I’m with good friends that help me feel safe I might get a little courageous and try dancing but it will need a lot of convincing. But I’m very good at sitting around looking beautiful and lonely, it’s my autistic rizz

Who to woo: Honestly any of the Batch or Rex or Wolffe, depending who’s there that evening. If they are all there Crosshair would be my number one. I don’t think he is big on partying, so he might enjoy joining me in my quiet corner with a drink. I’d let him give me a taste of his whisky on his lips and slide his hand under my dress while he whispers all the dirty things he wants to do with me later in my ear. Or maybe Hunter would approach me, seeing me sitting there alone would activate his protective instinct and he would enjoy that I am small even next to him. If I get lucky either of them take me home to play with the rest of the Batch, heard they don’t mind sharing.

No pressure tags: @neon-junkie @techhasmjolnir @badbatchsprincess @bring-backup-99 and anyone who wants