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Books Rolan carries with him throughout the game

Books and letters Rolan keeps in his pockets, or in his room.

Edit - New theory: he's randomly assigned a few books from a small pool the first time you meet him, so I'm going to document the ones he can possibly have! He carries random scrolls to match his level :D

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Letter from Lorroakan - This is always on him wherever you meet him.

On Death & Resurrection

Soul Coins: A Treatise

Oral Histories of Faerun: Gith and Mind Flayers

Bonus: In LLI, one of the child bartenders, Ide, intends to give Rolan a copy of The Way of the Wanderer. Ide thinks it's a magic book that Rolan can "learn new spells" from, but it turns out to be poetry (heavily implying that the Tiefling kids can't read)

At Sorcerous Sundries and Ramazith's Tower, Rolan does not carry anything that isn't shop inventory aside from his staff, robe, and Lorroakan's letter. His room, however, is located to the right of the portals. It can be broken into and searched to find several books and a letter.

The Apprentice's Companion, Book the Fourth - Bookshelf

Schools of Magic: Evocation - Bookshelf

The Path to Karsus - On desk (Note: This is a note that tells you the path you need to take to obtain the Annals of Karsus, a book that's a large part of Gale's quest. Not sure why Rolan has this lying around in his room.)

The Apprentice's Companion, Book the First - On cabinet

Wizards of Note: Lorroakan [Editor's Edition] - On desk

Rolan's Journal - Cabinet - "A school notebook filled with scribblings ranging from a youth's fanciful musings to an adult's disciplined records." (Note: The content of his journal changes depending on if his siblings are saved or not.)

Missives of Candledeep

Magic of the Weave, an Introduction

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Thanks for reading🫶

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All of Rolan's voice files in game (Rolan Compendium)

Every one of Rolan's voice files in the game, painstakingly extracted by @zevlore and named for convenience!

Please show your appreciation to hir for the massive amount of time it took to look through the files for all of these🫶

Fun fact: Rolan is the Tiefling NPC with the 3rd most voiced lines, at 448 - Zevlor is in first, at 575, and Alfira is second with 545.

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Ze did this as a huge favor to everyone in the Rolan fan discord - if you're interested in joining, you can find the link at the bottom of this post :)

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Zevlore's Zevlor Compendium 2.0 (Full voice lines + scripts)

The amazing @zevlore has been able to sort the existing Zevlor Compendium :) All lines are now organized by context, and there is an additional script extracted from the game with context nodes.

Featuring a downloadable and searchable folder of all of Zevlor's voice lines, both in script form and the datamined voice files themselves. To download or view them, click the link and download whichever folder you want to view.

FOR THE SCRIPT: The entire "ZevlorDialogueScripts" folder must be downloaded to your computer, and the files must not be removed from their folders. Once the folder is on your computer, search for the dialogue you're looking for (node or character name in the search bar on the top right), then click the file to open in Chrome or another browser.

When used correctly, it should look something like this.

To access the sound files, simply play the file directly in your google drive browser (if on PC) or app (if on mobile), or download the file and use a media player for .wav files.

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Rolan's Room at Sorcerous Sundries / Ramazith's Tower Reference

I will do Sorcerous Sundries soon.

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Sorcerous Sundries Reference

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this took fuuuuucking foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr and i could still be working on it holy shit

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had this idea for a long time but never knew who to have asking rolan his cock size. shoutout to oomfs on discord cracking the code by recommending lorroakan. so SIMPLE but evaded mine eyes for too long

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didnt want to do any work at the job i am paid to do so i drawled astarions parents instead. if larian says that his mom wasnt a hot sexy milf i am krilling myself.

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magstarionweek day 4 except its not day 4 anymore. wardrobe malfunction.......TWO. no one told astarion that his white pants are sheer.

sorry this is so fucking low effort but i have been absolutely fucking demolished by work but something is better than nothing amirite ladies. take solace in the pink whale tail.....

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rolan salty surprise for tha soul

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Happy Ostara and Spring Equinox everyone 🌸

This was an illustration I made last year using Federal color’s color mixable pigment inks (Check them out at St. Louis Art Supply, they’re amazing)

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happy spring equinox!!!!! may your days be light and warm <3

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A Monumental Figure Reveals a Fern-Canopied Tunnel Inside Its Chest in Sculpture by Daniel Popper

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Zevlor Banter

Shadowheart + Zevlor: Thoughts

Shadowheart: Say Zevlor, have you been... walking around at night?

Zevlor: Hm? Well... yes, I... I've been having trouble sleeping lately.

Shadowheart: You too huh.

Zevlor: What? Is it your wound or-?

Shadowheart: No no, just that... with everything that's happened lately--with my parents, with Shar--I've been thinking... a lot. On what could've been. On what might've happened if things were a little different.

Zevlor: Similar thoughts have plagued me for months now.

Shadowheart: Right, they would after everything you've gone through. I'm sorry.

Zevlor: Don't be, it's been... Easier, to bear them recently.

Shadowheart: Would that be *because* of a bear, perchance~?

Zevlor: I have no idea what you mean.

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Older Rolan is still 🥵

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BG3 end spoilers

I don't normally side with Orpheus. I have this time, because one of my characters is romancing Lae'zel. I let Orph become a mind flayer.

And now I'm thinking, there's gotta be some illithid Orpheus + Voss fanfic or fanart, right? Watching the interaction between them, that genuinely sounds compelling. Maybe even throw Qudenos in there for extra fun, make it a throuple.

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BG3 end spoilers

Why does Orpheus act like Lae'zel is the only person who can take up his cause and fight against Vlaakith? What about Voss? What about literally anyone else who believes in the cause? Why is the responsibility being pinned entirely on a 20-something-year-old he just met? Calm down for five seconds, Orph. Maybe try talking to Voss again and figuring something out before killing yourself.

I just tried both options on the dock with illithid Orph and romanced Lae'zel (staying in Faerun or leaving to fight), and I don't want Orpheus to feel hopeless and like he did this for nothing and then die, but Lae'zel's reaction when you tell her that she can stay is so good. "It was only here, with you, that I learned what it meant to be free. Yes - I will stay. My destiny is for neither Vlaakith nor Orpheus to decree. It is mine." It doesn't even require a roll. She just needs permission, just needs to know that it's ok.

I know a lot of people want there to be a roll to convince the Emperor and Orpheus to work together, but what I'm annoyed about is that there's no option to convince Orpheus to just think for a moment before killing himself if Lae'zel says she's staying.