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~ NO, nature is BRUTAL!!! ~

Little funny comic, I hope it will make you smile, hehe!

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Rolan is very clingy when he is nearing a heat/rut, Zevlor knows it is that time of the year when Rolan won’t let him out of his sight and will cling to Zevlor’s back like a koala in bed. Rolan gets very possessive and will hiss at customers who get too close to him and Zevlor

my god YEEEEEEEESSSSSS

When it is that time of the year, Rolan has to take some time off with Zevlor. He's also bery clingy and more sensitive during sex. Zevlor secretly loves him in that state, constantly whining for him. He loves taking care of him. Rolan is usually deeply embarrassed by his behavior once his heat/rut has passed.

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Hi!! Rolan is the type to say “I never get jealous” but he is one slightly flirty grin flashed at Zevlor away from thunder waving someone. Luckily, Cal and Lia drag him away before he accusing customers of trying to steal his man. (Overly dramatic Rolan, my sweet love ✨).

You can easily tell when Rolan is jealous because his tail does the angry cat tail where it sticks straight up like an arrow to the sky. Zevlor always reassures Rolan that he is the only one that holds his heart, lowkey he will tease Rolan about his tail later, calling him Daddy’s fussy kitten between kisses on the pouting yet flustered wizard’s face

MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEESSSS

Zevlor loves the sex afterwards because Rolan is so clingy and demanding and sweet for him. He loves cuddling up to Rolan and makes sure his lover is purring like an engine when they go to sleep. 🩷

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Forget kiss stats. I want Larian’s stats on how many times this man has lost spell concentration in battle because he was having sexy daydreams about Tav

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~ Baldur's Gate 3 - Young Halsin ~

Originally, this drawing was supposed to be a fanart gift for an artist I admired but this artist blocked me for litteraly no reason. So, enjoy this young Halsin anyway.

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I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me

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confession blog submissions are paused again, so making my confessions non-anonymous again <.<

I love playing around with age. Being a young looking elf, but getting to remind all the 'old' guys like Zevlor they're just a puppy compared to me.

He'd look so good, looking up at me and grinding against my boot as he sucks me off. I should make him sit on a dildo, and when he's made my cock hard and wet, let him rest his back on the bed and listen to his whines and keening while I fuck him.

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"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

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BRO YOU WATCHED LEGEND OF RUYI???????

Ah, sorry Jelly, I do not. I just thought the gifs were pretty.

I reblogged it for the 🎀aesthetic🎀

It does seem like a show that I would very much enjoy. Unfortunately I can't love things a normal amount, and my mind is currently hyperfixated on BG3— so I will probably not be watching it any time it in the near future.

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Parts 4-7 of my "A deep dive into Zevlor's devotion" series

Idk if it's the ADHD or the chaos gremlin that lives in my brain, but for some reason I don't work on my series posts in sequential order. I hop around from one part to another, which is one of the reasons why it took me over a month to write parts 1-3.

Originally, I wasn't going to publish any of this series until all of it was completed (the other reason why parts 1-3 took me over a month to write). But I was getting burnt out, and needed positive feedback to fuel my writing. Also, 5.5e came out and I panicked because I thought that it would make all the work I'd already put into this series moot.

I currently have part 4 about ~10% done. Part 5 is like ~15%. Part 6 is around ~12% done. And part 7 is ~20% done.

So just a heads up, it's probably going to be another month before I post any more parts on my Zevlor series.

Good news is that they'll most likely be published on the same day or in the same week of eachother.

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Pairing: Zevlor x Fem!Tief!Tav

Summary: With the Netherbrain defeated, Alfira the Bard is finally ready to compose the 'Tale of Tav', but she needs the help of a certain ex-Hellrider to fill in the hero's romantic blanks.

Status: In progress

Author's Note: This story will do what I like to call a 'renegotiation' of canon. It will stay true to BG3's narrative intent while inserting our favourite stressed old man into more canon story events (particularly in Act 3) in order to give him the romance with Tav he clearly wanted and the ending I feel he deserves.

Rating: T (eventual M)

Warnings: angst, violence, canon character deaths, implied sexual scenarios

Nine Hells Story Links

Prologue

In which competition to compose the best version of recent events in Baldur’s Gate is fierce, but Alfira is fiercer (i.e. ready and willing to exploit ex-Hellrider Commander Zevlor’s well-known weakness for bards).

9. Nessus

In which Zevlor’s terrible, horrible no good, very bad day - make that tenday - actually, when was the last time he wasn’t having a bad day? - is interrupted by the arrival of Tav (and readers of this fic learn to adjust their eyes to the author’s excessive use of hyphens and en dashes).

8. Cania

In which Zevlor battles his trust issues and reaps a strange sort of reward (and the author continues to pepper in scenes that definitely did not happen in the game).

7. Maladomini

In which the author greatly exaggerates Zevlor’s role in the battle for the Emerald Grove.

6. Malbolge

In which the tiefling party, in-keeping with canon, is a disappointment to Zevlor fans (though Zevlor himself comes out ahead in this version).

5. Stygia

In which all of Act II is summed up in one angst-riddled chapter, and no tieflings are spared the horrors of canon.

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I need you to see my server's new favourite bit: (Volume warning) https://i.gyazo.com/7d14a8a4 28f30291941b83b22934cd4d.mp4

Stuff like this is gonna be my legacy and I wouldn't have it any other way

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Legend of Ruyi + favourite shots of Ruyi (also, this dianzi!)

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Kory Parton i love your work

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"Having performance issues, Rolan?"

Ohhh, this line has me cooking.

Rolan: Patience. Have you no respect for showmanship? Cal: Having performance issues, Rolan? Rolan: Hush, you. And ... behold! Levis: Clap. Rolan: Adoring applause? you're too kind. Lia: Remember when he could hardly cast that? Cal: They grow up so fast. Rolan: Never have I met such troglodytes. Now, pass the wine.