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Friendly reminder for new players like me: don’t choose armour that you’re not proficient with, even if it’s shiny. Since you won’t be able to use magic you’ll have to use..alternative ways of fighting

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This is what happens when you are traveling with an urchin

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Are you happy now?

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hullo tumblr! haven't been here in a while, first time doing bg3 posting, so have a gort! nice to meet y'all! sorry in advance for dumping all my stuff here the next couple of days...

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I am delighted y'all liked old man gort bc he is very dear to me!! I think about his and ionel's post-canon au more than I care to admit, so here's some more doodles <3

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invents a phone so he can call his girlfriend business associate

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its been weeks and im still thinking abt his panties btw. so have a thing for when I first laid eyes on them

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more of the daily morning gesture warm-ups

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I love "only you are my equal" aspect of durgetash. Because what if there was some casual intimacy and affection - but it can work, they can allow themselves to experience it, just because they know the other is on the same page. Because the other still know they are the same powerful and cruel person devoted to their god and vice versa. Because it is fine to indulge as long as it is not perceived as a weakness and only the other one can truly see and understand that...

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choker❤️

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had the randomest thought but i think i understand now why American wear shoes in the house because i imagined Raphael walking around his House of Hope in socks/barefoot and suddenly he's 110% a silly man to me and not a fearsome devil

this is absolutely hilarious dkjfnvkdfj but imagine if he DID care about shoes being worn in his house.

he rushes to the HOH, pissed as all hell that tav and the gang have broken in, but then he sees they're wearing their muddy adventure boots and he just bursts into his ascended form in rage HGHGHGH

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You know what fuck you

*spell of bnuuy vortex*

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Camp shenanigans

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Gale of Waterdeep

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eepers <3

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For @gortash-week treat: horror movie crossover

I made this weeks ago and have been dying to publish it here but I had to save it for Gortoween. I felt like Enver has big Herbert West energy. I consider it a companion to one of the stories I submitted for this festive season, The Lord and the Lab Rat.

Here’s some details