#his arms.

[desire-mona]

friend sent this to me on twt and i actually cant go on like this i cant.

oh my good god im gonna be sick

[luuxxart]

new biceps training regimen unlocked

[deadunderorbit]

George Clooney as Danny Ocean in Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

[philhoffman]

This week’s Monday Philm is PSH’s feature film debut, Triple Bogey on a Par Five Hole (1991), dir. Amos Poe. This movie was released when Phil was 24 and since this is my last week of being 24 (my birthday is on Wednesday!) I thought I should celebrate by revisiting this little BABY on the silver screen

As I said on letterboxd, this might be some kind of cinematic Stockholm syndrome—this is my third viewing in as many years—but Triple Bogey might be... okay? It has a reputation for being infamously pretentious—and it is!—but it’s also a unique film, both narratively and artistically. It’s a story about how there isn’t a story, which makes it pretty boring at times, but I admire what Poe was attempting.

Amos Poe rewrote part of the script just for Phil after seeing him in a one-act play, a performance he’s talked about a few times. Poe was friends with Phil’s future agent, who at the time was considering signing him and asked Poe to come see him act and give his thoughts. The one-act play was part of a series on racism, and Phil played a jealous, emotionally-abusive and racist boyfriend who unloaded on his girlfriend after they saw an Eddie Murphy movie—“It was such an insane brutal performance that one actually felt awful for the actress, who broke down on stage. It was the most violent moment I'd ever seen on stage. I told Davien [Littlefield] to sign him immediately.”

It is such a brief scene and hindsight is powerful but it is still clear from Klutch’s one appearance that Phil is a special talent, stealing scenes from the first film he appeared in. The Jack Nicholson-esque thing he has going on, always grinning, so solid and just sparking. He is very young and unpolished, yet already himself as an actor—he makes the weirdest choices, frankly, but they are also true and real. The way he jerks his hands around, his fingers picking at the pool cue. 

Triple Bogey still isn’t like, at the top of my list of Philms, but I appreciate it more than I did before. It was at least watchable this time. Klutch is still the best part though. I’ve been meaning to check out more of Poe’s other films, which almost universally have better reviews than this, but haven’t gotten around to it yet. 

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[a-a-lost-munchkin]

I Can’t Help But Wonder

Odysseus, who just violently and mercilessly murdered 108 or so men, who claims in the next song that he’s no longer a kind or gentle man, actively listens to Telemachus and kindly and gently responds to everything his son’s expressed.

Telemachus asks, “Am I like you? Am I strong like you? Will you embrace me? Will you love and accept me as yours?” He says, “I’ve felt so alone.”

And Odysseus claims him in a heartbeat, answering, “My son. My boy. My sweetest joy I’ve ever known. I embraced you twenty years ago. I’d do the impossible for you. I’d die for you.” He says, “Seeing the men here today, I can only wonder what you’ve been through for twenty years. My son, you’re already strong. You’re my own. You’re not alone. I’m home.”

And then they fucking embrace.

[ghosted-jazz]

Soldier, Poet, Kings

Bonus wallpaper version with just Joel:

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

[asphodelles]

post work stress doodle that sorta turned into a lighting study? i miss inquisition

bonus:

[pinotorto]

Peak comedy

[legowizard]

🥂😇⚓️🌊🛟🐟💙🪝

[bxnnie-bxwl]

love when bonnie does the thing

[everwalldigan]

Bawling my eyes out at the thought of Dick’s last bit of parting advice for Damian on how to be Bruce’s Robin (before he went back to blud) being “just pretend to fall asleep during a stake out. Trust me”

Of course Damian’s sceptical and it takes him a long time to even THINK about making himself look that vulnerable but his curiosity eventually wins and he pretends to fall asleep during a boring night.

He thought he was prepared for all possibilities but he was not prepared for Bruce to call out his name, sigh softly and scoop him up, not letting go of him even once until they reach his bed (he will never admit it but he actually did end up falling asleep). He was absolutely not prepared for Bruce to take his shoes off, tuck him in and hesitate just a little second before giving him a forehead kiss and leaving the room silently. He ends up actually falling asleep on the very next week

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[simply-ewok]

rolling over, half asleep, in the middle of the night and when you stretch your arm out you end up smacking ghost in the face, and you can’t help but fling yourself back with a loud gasp before realizing it’s just your man, who yet again, snuck inside and cozied up to you without stirring you (bc he hates waking up his baby) bc he was able to come home early and chose to surprise you. and after you relax and begin apologizing for hitting him you hear his low, growly chuckle as he sits up to pull you into his chest, kissing your forehead before mumbling into your sweet smelling hair “it’s all right lovie, di’n’t mean to scare you.”